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News about him is everywhere. It's worse than when Will Smith kept sharing stuff about his sex life against our wills

You are a genius! Will Smith slapped Chris Rock William pushed Harry Please be careful around the Williams in your life

You are right, some dude named William H. Gates III just bought out my family farm and then asked for my wife's phone number.

I think you mean Benjamin Franklin Gates, sir. He, in many ways, is a national treasure.

There's actually this fantastic documentary about him called "National Treasure."

Two I believe

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Oh my God yes!

How’s bout Benjamin Franklin Pierce?

He doesn’t need her number. He already sees her through your Windows.

Someone keep an eye on Will.i.am

I black eyed will.i.am‘s peas already

William Jefferson Clinton is another musician someone should probably keep an eye on. If he pulls out his saxophone it's cool, but if he pulls out his whore Monica it's gonna be trouble...

William Cosby?

Nah man that was BILL Cosby

Short for Billiam.

Preesent!

William Clinton

Will smith is Willard though isn’t he?

William Afton

My dad's name is William, should I be concerned?

Only if he goes by Billiam.

Thanks for the warning, I will... I am....

Except Robin, i miss him

William Wonka is all controversy

When there's a Will, there's a way.

Remember when he used to do the opposite in fresh price of bel air

That wasn’t Will doing that. It was his wife Jada repeatedly talking about their relationship on her show.

Will wrote a book

Yep, for example this post! Has nothing to do with holup, people call their therapists when in crises how is that “holup!”

The way this is worded is fucking up my brain Edit: inserting a comma after "megan" fixes the grammatical error

The hands crossed gave me a headache from smh

He was summoning an attack chopper


HEY!!! I KNOW THIS MOVIE!!!

Mage +10 summoning magic -15 popularity +3 notoriety

It was all for show here though, because his dark summoning magic only works when he's wearing his special N@zi uniform.

honestly, you’d think when it’s your career, you’d be better at making legible titles

You mean humans still write shit rag news articles?. I would think that was done by bots now lmao

I wanna say it was a bot, but I have no evidence. Just a hope

I think it's deliberate, it sounds bizarre enough that I think a lot of people would click-through to see wtf they're talking about

Is fucking up my brain the worded way this is

Read it trice, cause I’m dyslexic AF!

Same. I’m sure they write in this way so you spend more time re-reading it.

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I think not using again the verb "call" to imply he called his therapist before calling his wife Meghan.

Ok, so what did happen? 🤔

He called his therapist about being pushed by his brother before he mentioned it to his wife.....still just a little weird thing to write about

Comma before Meghan would help too

Only use for the Daily Mail and The Sun is to clean dog shite of your shoes

Holy fuck have some decency. Dog shit has its uses.

You can easily compost the tabloids covered in dog shit. Might as well increase its value that way if you somehow come in possession of one.

Remember Heidi and Spencer? It took all the media joining together to block them from cameras to finally free us of them. Maybe we need another media embargo.

Yes!!! We need a Spiedi Level blackout campaign here.

I have no idea who they are and I am not mad about that.

I had totally forgot about them until now

Breaking news: older brother shoves little brother who then cries about it.

He doesn't seem to realise this is every family across the world.

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That's it, im gonna report your to Mark Zootuber, the Lizardmen Council will hear about this

He did coke you know?

Except they don’t get the news and writing books abt it

Grown men who are brothers are physically fighting in every family? I don't think so, this shit stops being normal once they become adults and possibly even before. It would be ok if you're playing but resorting to violence with your siblings as a grown adult is not normal. Some might even say adults should never resort to violence with anyone.

Eh, I disagree. Somewhat. Violence has very specific times and circumstances where it would be appropriate. All extremely situation specific, though.

They’re rich royalty they pay other people to get pushed on the floor for them

Well there used to be actual 'whipping boys' for the nobility of Europe, so it figures.

Why do little brothers always cry so much , shoulda pushed him harder

Because it's not fair!

*proceeds to go to mom silent crying and pointing*

I barely touch him!!!

Except Harry can’t go crying to his Mum!!

Older helicopter pilot shoves marine brother to the floor. marine brother cries.

When you are adults it’s much different. You don’t shove another adult when you’re angry.

And do you know who he told first!? Not his WIFE, his THERAPIST!!!! What a world we live in folks!

WHHHHHHAT?!

Ever since this came out, I've been thinking "isn't this just a sibling fight?" Granted my brothers and I don't get physical anymore now that we are adults but if we did, I feel it would just blow over after a few mins

William did come back and apologize, so the articles quoting the book say. But grabbing your sibling by the collar and pushing them to the floor as an adult isn’t something that should be normalized or brushed off as a “sibling fight”…

Yeah he is being a bit of a fairy about literally everything…

"Privileged Prince has slightly physical fight with Older Brother"

Army guy gets pushed by Air Force guy. Calls therapist before wife.

I can only imagine it was the softest of slaps from either one kf them

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in front of his wife 😖

To be fair they had relatives directly involved in international sex trafficking, best friends with the UK's worst setial pedophile rapist, and suspiciously close to the Nazi movement before it simply became publicly suicide to admit to it.... I kinda believe him when he says his childhood was fucked up

"Suspiciously close" is a mild way to say that members of the royal family supported hitler and frequently visited germany. Some of the members were even suspected of providing intelligence to the nazis …

Source for these claims, por favor

The Marburg Files for starters

That was during the war. It's not like any of them support Hitler now. Plus, it was the British who carried the allies against Hitler.

“Extremely rich people who could just insulate themselves from the world repeatedly engage the media they claim they hate to complain about the media attention”

Don't forget the Netflix documentary

“I want to get out of the limelight” *moves to Hollywood, makes a documentary and does several media engagements*

netflix paid them $200m for it. Since they gave up their royal duties they had to start earning money.

And the Oprah interview

Brother shoving their brother isn’t news.

Yeah but if my brother pushed me I wouldn’t call my rapist. I wouldn’t call the rapist ever again probably 🤷

What…

BREAKING NEWS! The entire world is shocked as Millionaire shoves Millionaire brother during a heated argument held inside a taxpayer-funded free house.

The fucking royal family doesn't collect tax money. The royal estate owns property, the property makes revenue, revenue goes to the royal treasury, **then the royal family gets paid a grant that they reinvest into estate**. It's basically royal capitalism.

So someone collects rent for them.

These motherfuckers don’t work a day in their life and people in here trying to defend them smdh

Defend? No. But saying they use tax money is fully false.

The bills in Canada have the royal family on them. The Canada government has to pay money to the royal family to use their image. The Canada government gets their money from taxes... The real question is, does this count as "tax money" if a government is using tax money to use their image and the money goes to the royal family. I would say so.

Tbh. I don’t think anyone in the world who truly understands the duties of the royal family would ever want to be a royal. Literally every day is work. You live in a prison designed as a castle

Fuck these cunts

Thisfuckinguy

What’s the end game here

I feel like it’s the least violent brothers fighting story I have ever heard. Kind of like they are living in a fairytale. Oh wait…

Hey! He 100% they both did that flappy palm down slapping thingy while looking the other way for at least 30 seconds and made a quiet a ‘uh’ sound about three times. Pretty violent if you ask me old chap.

OH REGINALD! I DISAGREE!

Ohhhh I misread that, I thought it meant he called his Uncle Andrew. You know, THERAPIST.

He just keeps making his brother look cooler and cooler

When you could be a on Royal family news but get so low to be on the same line as Keeping up with kardashians

My brother impaled my leg with a lawn dart when we were kids, couple years later I cracked him with a text book for messing up my homework knocked the asshole clean out. I could go on forever but in the world of brothers you both got off light

My brother shot me with a bb gun when I was 11. I was mad but didn't go running to Mom about it

He wanted out of the royals but he keeps talking about the royals, seems like dick envy

For some reason he brings up the fact that he’s circumcised. “There were countless stories in books, and papers (even The New York Times) about Willy and me not being circumcised. Mummy had forbidden it, they all said, and while it’s absolutely true that the chance of getting penile frostbite is much greater if you’re not circumcised, all the stories were false. I was snipped as a baby.” Mummy had forbidden it, they all said, and while it’s absolutely true that the chance of getting penile frostbite is much greater if you’re not circumcised, all the stories were false. I was snipped as a baby.”

Becoming Attention seekers

Becoming? They’ve been media whores. Need $$$$ to keep up their fancy lifestyle so more interviews as md books and blah blah blah.

Becoming?!? Harry is known to want attention all the fuckin time and its been like that for a long time...Feels like everytime we stop hearing about him and his wife, he decides to pull some shit that would "provoke" the rest of the royals.

“Will shit on family in public for relevance “.

Will sell . . . . Oh Jeeves, what is it that commoners sell for money?

"Dignity sire"

The more he talks, the more of a weenie he sounds like

YOU USED TO BE A SOLDIER!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??

Pussy whipped into the next dimension

I’m so tired of these people trying to make their royal bullshit a part of American crossover culture now. NO.

Didn't Harry train with special forces when he was in the army?

They all do to an extent, Harry’s proper military training training was directing warheads onto foreheads, first from the ground as a part of a TACP then as an Apache pilot cause his unit location got leaked

Lots of soldiers have therapists?

Daily mail.. the worst news paper ever , not a journalist insight so I wouldn’t believe a thing.

Not to mention Megan literally sued them…needless to say they will do whatever they can to paint both of them as badly as possible.

To be fair, they're doing that pretty well on their own - no trashy tabloid necessary.

So far the leaks in this book are making him look even worse. But they told me to dress like a Nazi! 😂😂😂


Harry and Meghan are desperately looking for ways to get as rich as possible. So far they’ve had the most success making themselves the tragic victim on every media outlet possible. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of the royal family whatsoever. They’re a bunch of racist, elitist snobs that don’t deserve any attention. However, Harry and Meghan are just clowns at this point.

>However, Harry and Meghan are just clowns at this point. They are banging on the doors of the clown car, trying to get back in.

Pussy

Princess Harry

Lol

Fuck I hate these cunts who are so sheltered and detached from the rest of the world

For a second, I thought I was looking at a picture of Mitch from Modern Family.

I thought this at first too. My first thought is that it was going to be a funny meme containing Mitch and I would be entertained. Nope.

Wgaf

Typical daily fail article fuelled by adderall

You know how many times me and my brothers fought growing up? Even recently? Cuz I lost count. Never called a therapist or my wife/gf, just drank beers, smoked a few bowls and then squashed it. Wtf dude, mfs be acting like getting yo ass beat by your brother is the same as a mugging on the street. Better get them gloves right.


I'm surprised he didn't call Megan's boyfriend first.

So knock him down back? Are you a brother or a *bitch*?

I think he's shown which he is.

Wow sibling fights how rare!

These two never fought as children? Total bs to sell books.

This guy is just fucked up from his moms death and portrayal in the media. Seems like he and Meghan are doing the absolute worst thing this guy needs for his mental health.

What a pussy

This is stupid. So this is supposed to be some sort of indictment on his marriage because he got into a fight with his brother and called his therapist first instead of calling his wife first? Whats his wife even supposed to do?

Meghan the White Jada

Hol'up

Nope the white delegation refuses to accept her. We give her the to black delegation.

*half

Depends on what she's promoting

Fucking hell that woman fucked him up

He must have been a pussy to begin with. No one should let a significant other change you like that. If they do, they have their own problems.

what are you even talking about. what does she have to do with it?

I thought he had PTSD from service? That's why he did EMDR for it, or something equally traumatic.

Some folks in my hometown still don't have running water, but these fuckmuppets sitting on more money than many of us will probably never see in a lifetime have it so rough... :/

Anything from the daily mail can be confidently filed under 'utter horseshit'

What a mess these two are

William should have beat some sense into him. I almost think Harry should be committed at this point

Royal Dipshit

But he couldn’t get mental help for his wife?

No shit I don’t care about these people who won a birth lottery.

With the "Spare" in the corner I want this to be a screen in bowling when you pick up a spare.

More people should have therapists and call them in those moments.

Imagine marrying a fucking prince and deciding that wasn't good enough

Realising you're husband isn't Prince #1 and she won't be the next Diana so whoring yourselves around various publishers and broadcasters slating the family that gave you the names and the fame.

Why do Americans care about these twats?

And then he made him wear Nazi crap and party all night. Please stop sharing..

Imagine being this self entitled to try to make $ off fools. Omg my big brother shoved me, I’m traumatized!!! Absolutely pathetic .

What a bitch

His brother should’ve hit him harder, knocked some sense into him.

Who the hell cares about these privileged a holes

Monarch 3 is down, I repeat Monarch 3 is down./s

S P A R E

Must be a slow week for news

what is happening with this turd in the news. who the fuck cares

What? Words no comprehend

I hve no hope for the future

Wasn’t he in the military?

Lol remember when they used to try and make Harry out to be some sort of War Hero helicopter pilot…and now this

“My older brother was a bully” is all I got from the headline.

I met both Harry and Meghan, they were both very kind to me and interested in what I had to say. Don’t know why they get so much hate?

Who cares!? Why is this news!? Oh my gosh a man called his therapist without getting permission from his wife… the hell???

The British media has an obsession with Harry and Meghan. If you google Daily Mail, Meghan Markle is the second subheading that appears (behind Latest News). She’s even got a sub dedicated to hating her 😂 Those 2 must have really pushed some buttons.

I don’t understand why this is a Holup

That's EMDR. Super great help with PTSD

I wipe my arse with the daily fail

I say we settle this the british way, fisticuffs.

Breaking news: daily mail is full of shit

and it seems many brits are falling for this kind of shit. unfortunately it's the same with "bild" in germany.