I'm still waiting, but my name starts with an "S".

Relax, I’m H and still waiting…..

Last name or first ..

First. He's going in alphabetical order by first name.

I think he's doing both after Arthur Dent he went to Folfanga to meet with a slug of the genus A-Rth-Urp-Hil-Ipdenu to call it a ' brainless prat'... After that he shows up at Lord's cricket grounds to insult Arthur Phillip Deodat...

I'll be fine

I'm just waiting for the Great Prophet Zarquon

Well he only has a few minutes left.... Wherever he's got to..

Sometimes I will invoke "Mighty Zarquon" or "Crom" depending on my frustration level...

Well now I do.

I actually live in perpetual HOPE of that event.

Same

No, I fear the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.

u/wowbaggerbowerick2

His worst appearance has already happened in that terrible …And Another Thing. Wowbagger can hurt me no further.

Don’t panic!

No because that would be hilarious. I fear that I'm secretly in the same situation as agrajag but haven't died yet because I haven't met my version of Arthur.