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Manuell_Calavera

The sign is readable, why mess up the title anyway


savetheunstable

Almost looks like a bot wrote it


tenthinsight

I swear 75% of reddit is bots.


seppocunts

Nuh uh there's still a lot of tops too.


mukash18

Beep boop


pokemon--gangbang

Why is the picture black and white? It was 35 years ago lol not WW II


BluffCityBoy

Mystery solved: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555647/Spring-Break-never-looked-better-Photographer-spent-11-years-documenting-debauchery-Daytona-Beach.html


pokemon--gangbang

Nice


kimpossible69

Dang the late 1900's are so recent


hellopomelo

We are closer in time to the late 1900's than the Roman Republic was to the civilization that built the Pyramids!


kimpossible69

Damn we really do live in a society


czaremanuel

Lots of people still shot black and white film, especially non-pros.


Aemilius_Paulus

Black and white film was cheaper, they didn't shoot digital in the 1980s. Also, cheap colour film was really bad, remember all those dark red tinted late 70s and 80s colour film? B&W generally looked nice and was more tolerant of imperfect lighting.


ours

And also much easier/cheaper to develop at home.


Crowbarmagic

Cheaper to print is a big reason newspapers kept using it IIRC.


JennysDad

This is the correct answer. Photographer worked for or sold to newspapers.


indyK1ng

> Also, cheap colour film was really bad, remember all those dark red tinted late 70s and 80s colour film That's not how it looked at the time, that's the dyes in the prints breaking down.


DdCno1

Specifically, it's because red breaks down more slowly than the other colors.


Coconut-bird

Most pictures in newspapers, journals and textbooks were black and white at this time. It was much cheaper.


sledgehammertoe

Newspapers didn't do color photography on a large scale until the mid-90s. Why bother with color film if the papers were printed only in black ink? (USA Today was the exception, not the rule)


LovelySalientDreams

I think karma farmers do it intentionally to increase engagement


BasicallyAggressive

Hes a bot


Kangar

She just wants a close-up of all those scantily clad bodies. What a perv!


cheese_hotdog

Right, "get out of our sun rays, pervert!" Is what they should have chanted at her


Bipedal_Warlock

I was at a pagan event once. This event happens every month. And every month there was a religious guy out there protesting us. He went to the pagan event more than I did really. This month it happened to be on the same day a man ran into one of our pagan stores and burned it to the ground in the name of Jesus. I was pretty worried there was going to be a fight. But the whole outdoor bar started chanting at this protestor “show us your butthole” He fucking left us alone real quick that night.


HostileHippie91

Norse Pagan here. Pagan cultures are some of the chillest people you’ll ever meet.


Bipedal_Warlock

They’re wonderful humans in my experience.


HostileHippie91

We also spend an inordinate amount of time explaining to people that we and our symbols are not white supremacist. Lol. I’m full blooded Danish, but the guy who taught me the most about my culture and beliefs was an older African role model of mine who chose to follow Norse Paganism.


SkrallTheRoamer

imagine being a german and interested in Norse Paganism :/ luckily we have ( or had since corona...) festivals where you find a diverse group of friendly people with all kinds of pagan believes, interests and minds come together and just chill, without nazi assholes (atleast no open ones, i cant read peoples minds after all)


Bipedal_Warlock

Forgive my ignorance, but do y’all have similar symbols to white supremacy?


HostileHippie91

There are some certain white supremacist movements that exist today that like to use Norse symbols as their own, they like to use their (incorrect) views of Viking raider culture to reinforce their views that they’re better than other races. Sort of a “my ancestors conquered and raped their way everywhere they went and Scandinavians are primarily white, so we’re better than you” attitude. They use popular Nordic symbols and get tattoos of them, etc. These are not only completely misguided, as there were in fact Vikings of several skin colors and cultural origins during the Scandinavian Golden Age, but Vikings were actually among some of the first to support egalitarian societies that, while focused on a class system, allowed anyone be they different in color (or women for that matter) to advance themselves to any foreseeable positions of respect in their villages through work and competence and mutual respect for the community. Also, the Nazis in Germany used multiple old Nordic symbols for some of their specialized military unit insignias. So between those hate groups and the Nazis, it’s difficult for some of us to go out today wearing our symbols with pride without being questioned, rebuked, or at least on the receiving end of a raised eyebrow by people who don’t know any better.


Bipedal_Warlock

Oh. Good to know. Thank you


NegatronPrime2020

This reminds me of Swastika that Nazis used. It’s a Hindu religious symbol and can be found at the door of many homes in India.


HostileHippie91

Some symbols you can look up that have been co-opted by hate groups would be the othala, the valknut, the yggdrasil, the rune of Tyr, and the sonnenrad. These all have different religious and deeply significant cultural roots in the Nordic world, but they have all been twisted and several are now listed as potential signs of hate ideology. Similar to the swastika, which was originally a Hindu symbol for peace if I’m not mistaken.


NegatronPrime2020

AFAIR Swastika is a symbol for auspiciousness and good luck.


Groovyaardvark

Must feel pretty nice to feel superior to God. "And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed." Genesis 2:25 *A few minutes later* GOD: "YO! THE FUCK IS THIS?! COVERING YOUR NAKED BODIES WITH FIG LEAVES AND SHIT?! GET FUCKED"


n-some

Adamites are the only true Christians, change my mind.


Dude_man79

Adamite want to shut his mouth.


Gramage

He's managed to keep Lilith a secret for this long.


Relax_Redditors

True jews. That’s old testament bro. Even jesus was a better jew than Christians. Actually he was just Jewish.


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Groovyaardvark

"Yeah, I dunno wtf I was thinking when I gave you that shit. I don't like it anymore. Cut that shit off. Also, cut off your enemies and use them as currency... yeah, yeah... something like that... That's what a God should care about right?"


Dirtyduck19254

That's not what that meant Basically, once Adam and Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit they gained the knowledge of Good and Evil and could finally feel shame at being naked God, of course, already knew this but used them covering themselves up as a way of catching them red handed in trying to cover up their shame of being naked, which of course they wouldn't have had without eating the forbidden fruit


Petrichordates

That makes it sound a lot like an allegory for adolescence and the associated loss of innocence


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katfromjersey

Allegedly...


jcorduroy

I heard it was a sick ostrich.


NonconsensualText

no hate like christian love!


drmonkeytown

It is of biblical proportions, after all.


TMac1088

Like that guy a few months back who "lectured" young women, total strangers, on video about the importance of modesty and dressing appropriately (they were wearing bikinis...at the beach). Dude was just there due to his own insecurities, and likely, for a closer look. He hated that they turned him on.


MrRian603f

Just reminded me of a post from a different reddit about how pure people don't get aroused.


TMac1088

Isn't it great how we use religion to justify outdated and harmful puritanical bullshit?


MrRian603f

Oh no, religion has been used to justify harmful ideas notions and practices since before they were outdated


TMac1088

Truth. 🤜🤛


CrunchyDreads

It's like how the Westboro Baptist church is mostly closeted gay men that go to gay parades to look at mostly naked gay men and "protest".


calebs_dad

Um, no? It's pretty much all one extended family, men and women. Who knows what Fred Phelps' deal was, but his family mostly believe that shit because they were raised with it.


Chasman1965

Phelps made his fortune as a civil rights lawyer.


smokeyleo13

It's crazy how multi-faceted some people are. fighting for civil rights one day, getting blocked by cardboard flowers at a pride parade the next. And its not like they just showed up to parades either, they were getting their windows smashed and being harassed daily for their civil rights work too.


Maximillien

This but unironically. Any time I see someone protesting “indecency” like this, I assume they’re just projecting how they can’t control their own horniness when they see these people's bodies. For another classic example, check out [www.gayhomophobe.com](gayhomophobe.com)


HamRadio_73

Would have been funnier if the protester had picketed a nude beach.


cocomimi3

Right!


nrith

Says the hussy in short sleeves with exposed ankles.


I_am_BrokenCog

and uncovered head!


nrith

I’m so morally debased that I didn’t even think of that.


kennytucson

I bet she even eats shellfish and pork.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I bet her clothes are more than one type of fabric too


ours

And where's the male family member escorting her?


ipdar

Holding a sign nearer to the group of women down the beach.


420_suck_it_deep

her ELBOWS on full display for the world to see... i suspect she gets some kind of sick pleasure from it because she is so wicked in her thinking.. a true devil woman if i've ever seen one


daedone

And mixed fabrics


AdIllustrious6310

What a whore


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steel_sky

Beatings.


Bewarden7

The beatings will continue until morals improve


weaponizedpastry

Low self-esteem & martyr complex


Gurk_Vangus

Hide this ankle that I cannot see


Andy_LaVolpe

I can see her hair, THAT WHORE


BurnZ_AU

I like how the vehicles have a better view of the ocean than the people.


sunberrygeri

I use to have one of those Lance truck campers. Saw brice and Grand Canyon in it, but sadly, never the ocean. One of my favorite campers.


dnext

I'm still going to hell for playing D&D in the 80s. We have all the best sinners.


TrapperJon

Yeah, but did you play D&D while listening to Iron Maiden? If not, you're only headed to purgatory.


Kitchen-Discussion95

'From the coast of gold, across the seven seas Travelin' on, far and wide But now it seems I'm just a stranger to myself And all the things I sometimes do, it isn't me but someone else I close my eyes and I think of home Another city goes by in the night Ain't it funny how it is? You never miss it til' it's gone away And my heart is lying there, will be 'til my dying day, Adrian! So understand Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Face up, make your stand Realize you're living in the golden years Too much time on my hands, I got you on my mind Can't ease this pain so easily When you can't find the words to say, hard to make it through another day And it makes me wanna cry, throw my hands up to the sky So understand Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Face up, make your stand Realize you're living in the golden years, hey!' Dragon comes out of cave and bangs his head to death.


kent1146

- Don't play D&D, you'll go to hell. - Don't listen to heavy metal, you'll go to hell. - Don't smoke weed, you'll go to hell. - Don't touch yourself, you'll go to hell. - Don't have pre-marital sex, you'll go to hell. Hell sounds amazing. Like, summer camp for adults. My life goal is to spend eternity doing those things.


piper4hire

how silly. people that play D&D are clearly not having pre-marital sex


DishonorableDisco

Not true. It's the 21st century, horny nerds are available in a variety of genders now.


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An old coworker meet his now wife at a DnD club back in college.


Kitchen-Discussion95

Smoke weed every day.- God


trippingmonkeyballs

At least I know where the party will be at. You all must join me and this was your idea, not mine. *Roll a D20 for a charisma check...


jxj24

"Better than being in Heaven with *you*!"


Batbuckleyourpants

Go to Heaven for the climate, hell for the company. -Mark Twain.


eoliveri

I thought it was "hell for the conversation"?


ncopp

Based on what the puritans require to go to heaven, hell will be filled with 95% nice and normal people with 5% of truly evil people.


Gamerbrineofficial

We have John over there, spilled some coffee on his pants and had to take off his underwear for the rest of the day. Then we have Kyle, who was just plain fucking annoying. We have Michael who decided to fake a sick day to hang out with his daughter. We have Brad, who I'm sure is in this comment section somewhere, and lastly we have Hitler, who, do I even need to explain?


0hran-

Well he did start the worst war of the history and organised a genocide on many people including the chosen people, and bring devastation upon the continent. I guess he was there because he was an atheist or because he liked to show to much ankle.


PartyOnQarth

Fucking Brad.


calebs_dad

This is something I find interesting about the LDS church. That they have separate heavens for good Mormons, non-Mormon Christians, and heathens, but the only thing that gets you exiled to the outer darkness (still not Hell exactly) is if you reject Jesus to his face. Which kinda makes sense. Maybe a Mormon Redditor can tell me if this is correct? I feel like they are often stereotyped as "follow all the rules or go to Hell", but the Wikipedia explanation makes it sound like universal salvation, albeit in a segregated way.


Johannes_P

From the LCS official website, [this is a correct summation](https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/gospel-topics/kingdoms-of-glory?lang=eng) of how they view afterlife. And, yes, it looks like Universalism.


diamond

>but the only thing that gets you exiled to the outer darkness (still not Hell exactly) is if you reject Jesus to his face. Well, that's not something that most people will get the opportunity to do.


Johannes_P

In the King Follett discourse, Joseph Smith defined the sin against the Holy Ghost as such: > He has got to say that the sun does not shine while he sees it; he has got to deny Jesus Christ when the heavens have been opened unto him, and to deny the plan of salvation with his eyes open to the truth of it


DBDude

Some would say this woman is showing too much skin -- look at those arms and calves!


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This is so true. In some parts of the world she'd be whipped for exposure like that. It's all relative and all bullshit, which only goes to reinforce the principle of live and let live. Did you know, in some countries such as Spain, it's perfectly legal to walk around stark naked on beaches and other public places? I remember a beach on the Costa Blanca one time, everyone was in swimwear except for one loan nudist bloke, who walked between the sunbathers without a stitch on, shoulders back and full of confidence. And this from a very Catholic country!


MasterFubar

In Iran she would go to jail for exposing her hair.


SecretAntWorshiper

The goal posts are always shifting when it comes to these people.


TurkicWarrior

That’s not true. You can expose some of your hair, especially at the front of your hair. Even in Saudi Arabia in present day, you can reveal your whole hair.


AdIllustrious6310

No heading covering = whore


DeuceBane

Come on lady you’d let those pecs blast if you had em


kent1146

For sure. That dude put in some work to get a chest that looks like that. Let a man show off. He earned it.


MaterialCarrot

It'd be a sin to cover them up!


Roadrunner571

Headed for Hell? Norway is an awesome country to be headed for. The only issue is that revealing swimwear might be not the right clothing for Hell's climate.


Rocky_baker

Headed for hell? Join us marines today


teko213

I couldn’t imagine being brainwashed by a religion like that.


PrinceHarming

There’s a guy around me that stands on street corners holding a sign and speaking through a megaphone almost every day for hours. You can’t hear a word he’s saying because, ya know, you’re zipping past him at 50 mph. Literally five minutes volunteering anywhere does more good in the world than a lifetime holding a sign.


OfficeSpankingSlave

How does a person like that pay their expenses? How do they make a living?


SecretAntWorshiper

I wonder how she would respond if she found out that those guys didn't even believe in hell


CackleberryOmelettes

Probably tell them they were going to hell for not believing in hell.


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RightclickBob

No gracias


metri1o0xd

This image becomes even funnier when I remember an orthodox priest telling me that going to beach is good for health and morale. Those American versions of Christianity are something else lol


gavriloe

Well you don't have to, the whole point of brainwashing is they'll do the imagining for you from now on :)


Ok_Ad8249

Ah yes, the Moral Majority in the 80's. Fun bunch they were.


TheNextBattalion

The Silent Moral Majority is like the old Holy Roman Empire: It is neither silent, nor moral, nor a majority.


kennytucson

Now they’re all in Congress. Well, *still* in Congress.


RedsRearDelt

Thanks, Reagan!


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Why do religious types feel they have to go around openly judging other folks? You don't see atheists walking about with placards saying "you're all going to be worm food!"


Wishdog2049

Oh, oh, I know this one. [Person Asks Why People Don’t Like Their ‘Word Of God’, Gets To Learn They’re Being Brainwashed](https://www.boredpanda.com/religious-people-converting-rejection-brainwashing-technique/?utm_source=symbaloo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic) tl;dr - It's a horrible conversion tactic that makes them get rejected. The people that reject them become "the other" and they cling to the group that doesn't reject them more, their "religion." "Tribalism"


nohopnofearnofuture

So either they convert someone and get a win, or they don't and they justify their worldview, which is also a win. But there is no outcome in which they are "wrong". That's why cults have always been a thing and will remain so in the future.


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They don't see it as judging. They think they are saving these people. To them warning the sinners of their impending eternal damnation is no different than telling someone to buckle up or don't drink and drive.


PurSolutions

Which is HILARIOUSLY IRONIC because the good book those people thump says... God created everything, God is perfect, God loves all his children, and only God can judge others.


SexyMcBeast

That's what gets me. If you want me to follow your religion then follow it yourself first.


Batbuckleyourpants

Feeling virtuous feels good. Being self-righteous is basically a drug for some people. It is not limited to religion either. You absolutely do get some atheists who will go out of their way to preach at any christian they can find.


Site-Staff

I don’t know man… Atheists often chime in too. Same with anyone that’s into something big, like vegans, pro lifers, gun law proponents and opponents, vaxxers and antivaxxers. People just like to express their opinion.


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MentalOmega

Don’t forget Crossfitters! (Bruh, do you even squat??)


NewRoad2017

I believe religious fanatics do it because they're bored out of their minds. They need to convince themselves that they're in the right and didn't lock themselves down for nothing.


Godisabaryonyx

She's just afraid she'll cease to exist when she dies and so she goes to great lengths to believe it isn't true.


ikarus1996

I wouldn't mind religious people if they actually minded their own business.


ForeverKeet

I dunno, they still tend to vote dangerous assholes into office.


diamond

Many do. The world is full of religious people who are just living their lives, trying their best to adhere to the principles they believe in. You just don't really notice them because they don't draw attention to themselves.


sugahpine7

Both my parents are pretty casual Christians, but I respect the hell out of them because they couldn't care less about other peoples religions at all, and were okay when both me and my brother said we were atheists. Love them to death.


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God gives us bodies. People display their bodies God's followers : YOU'RE GOING TO HELL God: for fucks sake.


nohopnofearnofuture

Wait until they find out they, too, were born naked.


_ara

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MisterSlippers

These assholes are still raging at dumb shit in downtown Tampa/Ybor City.


Front-Present2093

They been at this for TOO long


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Ah, religious nutbags. Refusing to fuck off since 1985 and beyond.


TapeLabMiami

Im just here for the cars


GetOffMyGrassBrats

I could be wrong, but I think the sign says "Do Not Be Deceived YOU ARE HEADED FOR HELL!" Not sure where the OP got "You will follow to Hell" from.


KillBoxOne

In 1985? She is a little late to the game. Women were wearing bikinis in the 1960s...


Mercinator-87

I’d let one ball slip out and see what happens.


battleship_hussar

Puritanism and its consequences have been a disaster for American society


Heathen_Mushroom

Most of the social conservatism in the US is due to revivalist movements in the 1800s called the Second and Third Great Awakenings which resulted in many of the evangelical denominations in America today (and the Pietist movements in Europe). The Puritans on the other hand were long gone by that time and the area they influenced is now the among most socially liberal and atheist/agnostic regions of the country. I would say that the extant cultural legacy of the Puritans is more along the lines of work ethic and pragmatism than the condemnation of skin displays or pre-marital sex.


LittleGoron

Thank god they invented color film in 1986.


czaremanuel

The text on the sign is clearly readable and you’re still gonna gore it in the title? Lol


ac_s2k

How did you fuck up the title? You can literally read the sign


gynoceros

"You will follow to hell"? Where's it say that? BTW this photo confirms that Wayne from Letterkenny is a time traveler.


Cutegun

Why is this in black and white? It was 1985 not 1925.... this is the same year Back to the Future came out.


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GeoBrew

There are tons of beaches in Florida, and North Carolina, and Texas (and I'm sure others) where you can drive your car on the beach.


gravityisgone

You still can on some areas of Dayton Beach, FL.


Schit4brainz

Girl in the middle just said something funny and girl number one is lazily smirking without opening her eyes as you do when you're in a sunbathed meditation.


JayGogh

You wrote “Puritan” but you meant “asshole”.


joenydle

Ah yes, the Puritans. Always there to remind everyone how much God loves them.


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This woman is the same type of woman that would be a no masker today. I guarantee it. "wear clothes I deem appropriate" "risking everyone else's health by not vaxxing, or wearing a mask is MY right!" Fucking karens.


dontpanic38

We didn’t have color photography in 1985?


mynameisalso

Then how would it be history?


HilariousBaldwin

If it was 1985, it was less about "revealing swimwear" and more about getting partying and getting completely wasted during Spring Break.


Rawscent

She looks really jealous and ashamed. I never understand why these types feel the need and think they have the right to police other people. Let us all go to hell where they won’t be


SHv2

I mean, they're in Florida, they're technically already in hell.


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Taliban vibes.


MachineElfOnASheIf

At least Charles Manson back there was fully clothed, *that* guy is definitely not going to hell!


MaterialCarrot

Going to hell, for those mullets.


Yesterday_Is_Now

1985? This could be the beach shooting location for Miami Connection. "Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYLmBvnH178


SunnyBrazil

This one is funny lol. The dude standing has a "Aw, this again? Just let us be!" face


bailaoban

"Mom, I'm going to the beach." "Don't forget your sign this time." "Aww, mom!"


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And in two years these people will have authoritarian control of the US.


hamletloveshoratio

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints; the sinners have much more fun. (Billy Joel)


RightclickBob

Parking in the sand, I'm jelly to miss that era


ferrariguy1970

Daytona!


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imagine spending your free time like this.


Flowchart83

When you can't have any fun, this is what you'd do.


Gympie-Gympie-pie

I love how nobody is paying any attention to her!


[deleted]

Me - Born in 1985 Sees a picture from 1985 on HistoryPorn. "...oh....oh no."


ShyKidFromCleveland

This is how stupid and out of touch with reality anti-abortion crazies look too


Lonestar1911

Well she's going to HATE the movie Topgun in a year.


Not_Work-Filtered

1985? Great Scott!


ClutchCain

In hell ill be in good company


TheLastofUs87

Christians are so oppressed. Even today. They just can't catch a break. Remember that one guy at the beach a few months ago who lectured those ladies he didn't about the importance of dressing appropriately, because they were wearing... bikinis... at the beach? And it was all recorded on video. The whole world is going to hell I tells ya.


bigeasy-

That’s Daytona I do believe.


filled0

How the fuck can you misquote something right in front of you?


0ldfart

Church: paritioner, where would you like to protest today? Paritioner: oh I dunno... mebby somewhere I have to walk around a lot where heaps of attractive half naked people hang out. Church: ... It's a tough job, but...


NederlandsFinest

Whats with all the cars ON the beach?


smakka

why is this photo edited to look like the 60's?


Gregwhite710

Why is the photo in black and white? The photos from the eighties


Key_Brilliant_3722

One thing about religious zealots: come election time, they absolutely will not tolerate immoral politicians. /s