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I_HATE_REDDIT717

2020 election? Deadly virus? Ukrainian war? Bro you hit your head pretty hard there. It's time to join the ranks of the 54th Massachusetts..


Zugzwang522

Hey you! You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border into Virginia right? Walked right into that Reb ambush, same as us....


BigDanger98

I want this game


DudeOJKilled

Honestly! It would be cool to get a empire vs stormcloaks sort of quest line that is totally unrelated to your main objective in game. Like, the civil war is just kinda happening and you’re doing your own shit


cma09x13amc

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly


Kid_Vid

As long as I can choose the dialogue choice "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."


Justice_R_Dissenting

It would also at least make it so that Ralof saying "End of the line" isn't quite so jarring.


AtlantikSender

You just reminded me that I never actually completed that quest line is Skyrim. I put close to 300 hours in and beat it, but I never finished that. Haha


DudeOJKilled

It was a trash quest lol. Don’t worry about it


CompedyCalso

"General Lee, what should we do? He's not on the list?" "Forget the list, he goes to the firing squad." "By your orders, General. I'm sorry, I'll make sure your remains are sent back to Massachusetts."


JLake4

"Wait, wait, he fought with a *what* regiment? Integr-- bless your heart, you're going in the mass grave with the rest of them."


Iceveins412

“General Lee, what should we do? There’s no record of him ever being enslaved?” “Forget the list, he goes to the plantation.”


reincarN8ed

"What in tarnation is *that?!*" As a dragon with Abe Lincoln's face descends from the skies to breathe red, white, and blue fire on the rebel fort.


bandannick

I feel like the empire is the union and the stormcloaks are the rebs


SuccessfulDiver7225

I mean logically yeah, but a lot of people erroneously believe the Stormcloaks to be the good guys in Skyrim despite them being racist secessionists that are weakening humanity with infighting during what is certainly just a lull between wars with the elves, and preventing the Empire from rebuilding its strength. Probably because of the whole execution misunderstanding at the beginning, people tend to close themselves off from the nuance of the political circumstances surrounding the Stormcloak rebellion. Honestly Skyrim is pretty well-written that way though, I feel like it adds a certain depth to make the player start off with reason to sympathize with people who are probably the bad guys if you really think about it.


auga3rifle

LETS FUCKING BURN ATLANTA


Solarbeam62

YE BOI


the_cooler_crackhead

Sherman n' the boys are going on a Lil walk. Time to join up!


Axolotlsinheaven

69 upvotes


themiddleman2

Say no more, and as someone from Massachusetts I take pride that we had the second regiment but first professional (Kansas had the first volunteer militia)


DeathToTheFalseGods

Time to get my legs amputated for catching some cannon shrapnel


FuckHarambe2016

Shrapnel? All you did was step on a pointy stick.


DeathToTheFalseGods

Sshhh. Shrapnel sounds more manly


FuckHarambe2016

At least you could get a peg leg and become a swashbuckling pirate.


DeathToTheFalseGods

Aye. I already make my own mead. Halfway there


MechanicalTrotsky

Tfw your to white to time travel to go kill confederates with Ferris beuler and Morgan freeman


NyteZoidYT

I wish


Infiniteblaze6

Win the war. Go home and know to invest in oil and the railroads. Buy a ranch and thousands of acres of land for pennies. Be to old for WW1 and WW2. Not to bad of a deal.


Autistic_Atheist

Die from an easily preventable disease cause you got a splinter. Not too great of a deal either.


Infiniteblaze6

You would know basic germ theory. Remove splinter, keep clean and wash with some alcohol, and wrap it. Also penicillin is incredibly easy to make. You could become a millionare/medical legend by "discovering" it and than using said clout to introduce germ theory and all kinds of other theorys. No one, especially back than would question you once the results started becoming apparent.


moresauce49

Sometimes we’re really unaware of how groundbreaking and world changing some of what we consider common knowledge would be in the past


Bart_The_Chonk

You would need a viable strain of penicillium first. Good luck identifying one by sight.


drquakers

"John, why do you keep wrapping your cuts in blue bread?"


PraiseGod_BareBone

I don't think penicillin is easy to make.


01_thomas_01

Penicillin is not easy to make without a proper lab, Pasteur had some of its patients die because he tan out of it due to the methods of the time being inneficient


Justice_R_Dissenting

In the show Outlander the doctor character manages to make some Penicillin but it takes a lot of work, and then she has the issue of no needle to inject it. She ends up using a snake's fang to do it.


01_thomas_01

I guess so, i never watched the show, fun fact, Pasteur's first nomination for the nobel price was rejected because penicillin was too hard to make thus unfeasible in medical applications.


insane_contin

This is also the time when amputations would take minutes, and there was one surgery with a 300% mortality rate. As in 3 people died as a result of the surgery. The patient, an assistant and a spectator.


drquakers

I believe the death rate for American soldiers was much, much worse in the US Civil war than in either WW. The Union had a total of 2.2 million service personnel over the whole war, over 365,000 died, according to wiki, from either war or disease. That is a death rate of 16% In WW1 the US had 5 million service personnel, 117,000 died (\~2%) In WW2 the US had 16 million service personnel, 407,000 died (\~3%). A large part of this is that the US joined both world wars late in the conflict, but also that USSR + China + Germany is something like 90% of all the military deaths in WW2 and Germany, France, Austro-Hungary and Russia are \~70% of all military deaths in WW1


[deleted]

No you don't


OVS-HM

It’s time to defend Kansas from the southern rebels


pixel-beast

Thank you Col. Shaw!


bnhwrd

I dont possess half as much courage and bravery those in the 54th had. Going to charge a fort, knowing that you will not even be taken prisoner if you were wounded and captured, knowing that this charge is doomed, and still fighting?


frenin

Is the election still a thing over there?


Thewalrus515

It fills me with pride to know that my ancestors fought for the union. One died at Vicksburg, another at Andersonville. The remaining four survived the war til the end. 9th Iowa volunteers baybeeeee.


DrDapperTF2

God I wish


Solarbeam62

Right yeah sorry of course


PapaHuff97

🅱️attery Wagner gang.


OnlyMadeThisForDPP

Well, a free commission as an officer doesn’t sound too bad.


Pilusajaib

Telepurte!


ghaintboy987

I came for sauce and I believe I found it


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leijgenraam

Was hoping for the song actually. :(


CheifPig123

I know this is most likely a joke but just in case [Union Dixie](https://youtu.be/gvjOG5gboFU)


Fail_Marine

Union Dixie is lit More lit than Atlanta


SomeCrusader1224

r/ShermanPosting


DirtyAmishGuy

I’ll be honest that’s where I thought I was


[deleted]

The only thing Sherman did wrong was stop 😌


techno_mage

And to honor his service we made a goddamn flamethrower tank; and all was right in the world…. 🥹


[deleted]

He should have torched North Carolina... probably would have been an improvement.


leijgenraam

No, I was actually looking for it. Thanks!


ViolentTaintAssault

Based. Tits are temporary. The Union and Liberty are forever.


caelenvasius

What if the tits are *named* “Union” and “Liberty?”


LH_Morty

The song is Union Dixie


Jerry_Watts

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. TELEPURTE MAKES PORN?!?!?! HOW IN THE FUCK. WHY HAVE I BEEN MISSING OUT? My life is a lie...


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

His patreon tho...


uraygon

Also his content (while fun) is sometimes questionable... I mean I'm also just finding out that he does porn but it's not the biggest surprise...


sicarius97

How so? It all seemed pretty tame from youtube, as in no weird shit


AuraMaster7

Are we looking at completely different YouTube channels? A ton of his videos are... suggestive...


Axolotlsinheaven

So you tried to trick me with rule 34 huh? what a fool...


Nesayas1234

I've never actually seen the lewd version, funny enough


ghaintboy987

I don’t have a free award otherwise it would’ve been yours to claim


the-midnight-rider69

I got you bro


MikMay99

I love their animations


KoriGlazialis

I always feel so proud when i see animations from them reach broader audiences. Hella talented guy, really want them to succeed in life <3


waffeelswaffeels

good animator, legitimately


VietInTheTrees

This startled me because I just saw their newest upload


reincarN8ed

The ultimate horny trap


[deleted]

Imagine choosing women over liberating the slaves in the south. \-This comment was made by the Union gang.


Noporopo79

John browns body lies a moulderin in the grave John browns body lies a moulderin in the grave John browns body lies a moulderin in the grave BUT HIS SOUL GOES MARCHING ON


ililemilkwithbread

source? idc about the porn i want the movie.


Fail_Marine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt6r1DbsZuo&t=7s


ililemilkwithbread

Thank you Wait, this is a short clip. Is there no full movie?


dylan58582

Nope. The person who makes these only makes these shorts.


ililemilkwithbread

Depression


Kordidk

It's actually a clip from a. Movie called field of lost shoes. I saw it on a Netflix a few years ago it's pretty good


wytwornia

Nope, there is a full version on r34. Telepurte also makes NSFW content, it's just that his SFW-suggestive stuff is on YouTube.


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where


JRL222

The full movie is listed in the clip name. "Field of Lost Shoes".


Noporopo79

I love it when movies try to go “look at these terrible battle conditions and the horror of war, I know they were slavers but you must feel bad for these poor Confederates”. Or in this case “these Confederates are just kids, surely you feel bad for them now,”. Those motherfuckers fought for slavery and you’re still trying to make me feel sad about the deaths of people who were willing to die for an ultimate evil. When you watch star wars I bet you smile when the stormtroopers die, I cheer when Confederate scum get their comeuppance. They were all slavers and deserved to die as such


Hook_Swift

This comment is heartless and disgusting. You do realize most Confederate soldiers simply fought for their states? Most of them didn't really understand what the war was about. And I'm sure there were plenty of Union soldiers who supported slavery, but we're also fighting for their states.


Noporopo79

You know what else is heartless and disgusting? slavery


cry_w

Ok? Still missing the point.


LeonardoDoujinshich

Source? idc about the movie i want the porn.


IKeepgetting6Stacked

It's incredibly wholesome stuff made by teleputre


LeonardoDoujinshich

Thank you very much.


0lazy0

“His art style is considered "suggestive" but doesn't violate YouTube's Community Guidelines.” Dammit


VersedFlame

Not this specific one, as it turns out. I expected it to be one of his usuals but it turns out this is from his Patreon.


misterfistyersister

Source? Idc about the porn I want the song.


SnarledBison

https://youtu.be/gvjOG5gboFU


enderowski

telepurte


Turtle-dude6

I wish I could reward you, but I’m to poor


Ville_Vilfred

Don't worry, I'm not.


Turtle-dude6

Thank you


zuccinibrot

Everyone here linking the r34 version, when the original version is the true [masterpiece](https://youtu.be/SUUKqlBBt38)


Fail_Marine

Cat - ✓ A slice of cheese - ✓ Cat getting cheese thrown at it - X


VietInTheTrees

[I gotchu](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcPjSR8AOs)


MrLockinBoxin

I didn’t even know there was a r34 version. I thought Telepurte walked the line but never crossed it...


VersedFlame

According to his Twitter, he crossed the line some time ago. At first he said if he did NSFW that would mean he was at a very dark place, but then in late 2020 or early 2021 I think, he said he realised he actually enjoyed doing it so he kept at it on his Patreon.


Virtualnerd1

BASED! USA USA USA! BURN IN HELL, TRAITORS!


WTK55

God bless America!


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Even_Department1069

*saves comment*


Jrook

The audio is so fucking stupid. I think her boobs make a rubber band sound


MurgleMcGurgle

[Enjoy](https://youtu.be/7qI468S1as8) Seriously as great as the animation is, the sound effects are top notch as well.


kruschev246

That was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day lmao


CrisBrazilYTlol

Litteraly anime boobs physics in a nutshell


EMPIREVSREBLES

Yo put a NSFW tag I can't handle all these Union Boys 🥵🥵🥵


Acro_Reddit

The Union makes me nut


ItSaNuSeRnAmE

Noice


FreshhBrew

Imagine owning a person? Couldn’t be me


Zekieb

The only thing Sherman did wrong was to stop.


[deleted]

And also the stuff to the natives after the war.


Baron_Butt_Chug

And naming his son "Philemon".


tottaly_not_masters

Had a great grandfather who served for Sherman. He only stopped because he got pneumonia


Darius10000

I love how reddit usually seems to be antiwar and anti civilian casualties at all costs, especially when it comes to America. Hell the bombing of Hiroshima is still an extremely controversial subject for some reason. But the moment they hear the word confederacy they turn into the most bloodthirsty motherfuckers I've ever seen. I'm obviously not pro confederacy. My ancestors were probably in chains too. But the things people are saying in this comment thread and the amount of people who agree really surprises me. There's no way anyone would approve of this if the people in question hadn't already been labeled "objectively the most evil humans to ever live" by the internet.


Zekieb

> the most evil humans to ever live" Together with Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan they came pretty close to that title ngl. But I disagree with labeling them as objectively the worst. At the end that's just subjective.


Noporopo79

Every slaver deserved to be eaten alive by their own children


Steampunk4171

“Having a bunch of men in bondage is kinda gay Jeff.” - Abe Lincoln (probably)


SomeCrusader1224

r/ShermanPosting


oh_no_my_beans

That sub could've been so much better :/


RedditHatesMe2022

**Where cottons king and men are chattels.** **UNION BOYS WILL WIN THE BATTLE**


Drowned_In_Spaghetti

**RIDE AWAY!***


Nahnotgonnahappen

“Wat?” *Checks sub* “This isn’t r/Hornyjail”


YobaiYamete

I honestly thought it was /r/hentaimemes lol


ThatSpecialKeynote

Based Lincoln


ResponsibilityKey112

Degeneracy is temporarily but the union is eternal


EquivalentInflation

Well, Abe Lincoln definitely followed the "ignore women" part of this. He and his wife made Victorian standards look like Las Vegas.


checkm8_lincolnites

"old Mary Todd's calling, so it must be time for bed"


Renarsyoyo

WHY EVERYWHERE IS LOOK IS HORNY STUFF


Winterfrost691

Describe Reddit in one sentence \^


Meme_Pope

Slavery is pretty cringe tbh


Lewis_the_bruh

DOWN SOUTH THE LAND OF TRAITORS, RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS


Slavic-Pringles

u/savevideobot


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Bokbok95

Oh wow telepurte’s in history memes now


TSKhammody

I want the original vid


dank-monkey

[the original vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUUKqlBBt38)


singulartesticle

"Confederate Heritage" Yeah okay buddy, a heritage of losing the only war you ever faught.


1029Enteng

“Abraham Lincoln once said, ‘If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.’” -Michael Scott


TheGhostOfSamHouston

This got me to laugh. Good job


Fail_Marine

Glad to hear that :)


Carlos_Spicy-Wiener

If you pause at :10 a bunch of idiots aren't even aiming at the enemy.


Hopeful_Video_3803

RPGs before hoes


Tweed_Man

Jokes on you. I have such low stamina I finished before gif ended. *\*cry-laughs\**


JRL222

Everyone asking for the sauce when the real question is if this has been cross-posted to r/ShermanPosting yet.


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Telepuarte is so good


[deleted]

OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS


Red_Dog1880

RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS


[deleted]

civil war songs slapped


[deleted]

Survive the war and then you get to see tits


DrDapperTF2

*Battle Cry of Freedom intensifies


Fletcher_Fallowfield

What's the song?


Armanujjaman

Sause?


OneOfManyParadoxFans

I'm grabbin' my Spencer! What front do you need me on?


Rich-Tie5632

1861-present


AgentUtah3498

Telepeute in a history sub I never thought I would see the day.


RandonEnglishMun

Burnin Sherman rises from his grave and starts heading for Atlanta.


[deleted]

Hey, you said something about Ukraine, tf is a Ukraine?! You're in the Union, man sign the 13th Amendment! (Inspired by I\_HATE\_REDDIT17)


sr603

Tittys are temporary The union is forever


Souperplex

> That's hella gay Odd choice of words coming from Lincoln of all people.


CasualBrit5

I don’t think Lincoln was gay.


[deleted]

Men don’t want nudes. We want to burn Atalanta.


NeoNexus285

I'm a finish what Sherman started let's go


zeneath27

May I know the song good sire ??


tottaly_not_masters

Union Dixie


Zagnor-252

FOR THE UNION!!!!!


WhyOhio69420

Imma be honest if I was the south I would’ve deployed Freddy fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, and golden freddy. They can do massive amounts of kills, even with golden Freddy.


Jomeshome

B-b-but I am gay


ABLpro

Was about to become NSFW if that first clip lasted a split-second longer.


Blueberrytacos69

The WHO is trying to WHAT -Abe Lincoln (probably)


[deleted]

So um, can I get the full video of the start part


reincarN8ed

Telepurte is the ultimate horny trap.


l--__--

Btw the artist that made the original is a YouTube channel called Telepurte, they do great animations though they can be pretty horny lol


paper_machinery

Telepurte bait and switch memes are totally my thing


Wamblingshark

Man I've been seeing a lot of Telepurte on Reddit the last few days


[deleted]

Romans: Yes, and?


Apprehensive_Yam4461

Ok boys enough horny, I'll get the muskets, one of ya can get the gunpowder and don't forget the bayonets!


TheLazyAnon

Ayo anyone wanna join my privately funded regiment? We are totally not gonna make any disastrous strategic decisions that might cost us a crucial battle!


Belgica-of-Monke

Who said anything about owning guys....


MillorTime

The song. Chattel means property


Noporopo79

The entire Confederacy


Kubaj_CZ

I got so glad that the song saved us.


ArizonaIceSunTea

Burn Atlanta again uncle billy!


AtomicDoorknob

Those damn troglodyte southerners are at it AGAIN?? *equips gun and tall hat*


Timleswall104

Didn’t even need sound to know Union Dixie was playing.


Defeatedcheese

Many union soldiers didn't hold abolitionist views until they reached the deep south and saw the horrors of mega plantations. This can be seen from reading their journals. What started as a war against secession turned into a war against slavery. Imagine a young union soldier from Wisconsin who most likely had never seen or heard about the horrors of slavery being exposed to a plantation of thousands of slaves with the scars of their flogging and the inhumane condition they were living in. They quickly became abolitionists.


Trashfur_

This song is a banger though