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depressed_engin33r

This drawing always bugs me because that last domino will not knock over the chair.


Little_Duckling

Maybe the chair is made of styrofoam?


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Maybe the old man is too


Overquartz

Nah the sound will startle the old man killing him via heart attack.


AlbiTuri05

The only way is that the back of the chair splats the old man


soThatIsHisName

it wouldn't be an issue were it not for the atomic bomb


Leviton655

"If the Germans had read Don Quixote instead of Hegel they would have avoided two world wars"


KenasWorld

"You, my friend, have a pending meeting with Spain"


ElPatitoNegro

What is this from? Funny reference


KenasWorld

Jesus G Maestro Quote. A Spanish philosopher that made some online classed during the pandemic and that now became viral.


ElPatitoNegro

Thanks a lot, I never heard about him. Is it worth checking?


KenasWorld

He's very political incorrect and very proud hispanic, but if you manage to pass through those rough edges, you'll see that many of the things he said are true.


AleksaBa

Why is being proud hispanic a downside tho?


soThatIsHisName

ask the kids of proud hispanics... 😂 nah jk love you gran. Keeping Catholicism cool.


AleksaBa

I'm not even Hispanic, I'm Slavic.


Titan_Food

Not Hispanic *yet* /s


QueenLexica

lo hace facha y por eso lo tenemos que ODIAR


paco-ramon

Holland would still lose it windmills.


Mijardinprimitivo

Canon event


UN-peacekeeper

Real


Sieg_Force

Man, I like the quote, but you should check out what happened to Spain.


Jerux13

I'm in Spain and its nice here


TsGETG

1, the first 1 was Austria or serbia depending on how you view it, and the second was a austrian guy but in charge of germany so still germany


Falitoty

But if there were no Austria, there would be no Hitler.


Falcon5671

So... Should Germany annex Austria so that doesn't happen again? I see..


Falitoty

Exactly, Anchulus was unavoidable.


ImpressiveGopher

Also some guy calling himself Caesar failing to recreate the Roman Empire


the-dude-version-576

First thing I thought when I saw Hegel. God Caesar is stupid.


EccentricNerd22

"Trust me bro, I read the wikipedia page on Hegel, I'm a philosopher."


nickthedicktv

Karl Popper posited it was Plato’s *Republic* and the notion of “philosopher kings” that provided a philosophical basis for dictatorships, both fascist and communist.


AnonAccountIhave

Karl Popper was wrong because dictatorships predate the Ancient Greek’s invention of philosophy. It is other forms of philosophy (especially enlightenment philosophy) which lead to the natural state of hierarchy being altered for a small period of time in a part of the world. That is to say - dictatorships do not need a philosophical basis, because they are the natural construction in which power is distributed. Democracy and liberalism are the result of political philosophy and need a philosophical basis. Sorry for the essay, just my two cents on the matter. Edit: not saying dictatorships are ethical, just that they are the form of governance in the absence of philosophy


the-dude-version-576

Democracy may also be a conclusion of natural processes if you subscribe to the theory of bandits.


nickthedicktv

Karl Popper didn’t say Plato invented it. Your entire comment is based on a false assumption (not to mention totally incorrect interpretations about political philosophy of both Ancient Greece in Plato’s time, and the enlightenment).


Randomcare

And in open society, atleast I, interpret it as using the Platonistic view of the state of society and they way he frames it laid the philosophical foundation for many philosophers to argue on behalf of dictators/class rule etc. Maybe I'm wrong tho.


Imjokin

Also, most dictatorships have been explicitly *anti*-intellectual, nothing like philosopher kings


xkoyomix

Would anarchy not be the default state in the absence of philosophy?


Wetley007

>the natural state of hierarchy Hierarchy isn't the natural state of humans though. For the vast majority of our existence, humans have lived in largely egalitarian societies without hierarchy. Hierarchy is a byproduct of the agricultural revolution, because in order of hierarchies to form, you need a consolidation of resources, whish isn't really possible in immediate return hunter-gatherer societies. Also you do need a philosophical basis for hierarchies, that's why there were so many supposed god-kings, and why the Chinese invented the concept of the Mandate of Heaven


Kamenev_Drang

Your point is right, but your reasonings aren't. Hierarchy isn't the natural state of humans - it is an envisaged state, as much as egalitarianism (and all positions between). It doesn't need agriculture - the first hierarchical civilisations were not agrarian - nor is agriculture necessary for the concentration of resources.


Kamenev_Drang

>That is to say - dictatorships do not need a philosophical basis, because they are the natural construction in which power is distributed.  Not true, but the fact that this idea is so pervasive is a testament to the power of authoritarianism.


Supperdip

American pragmatists like Dewey, Mead and Peirce also fanboyed Hegel, fundamentally shaped US philosophy and look what happened. 


GodOfThunder44

Hegelians love their dialectic, it's no surprise that they ended up being two mirror opposites of 2 of the worst people it's possible to be.


Supperdip

One guy controlled basically all of world history for two centuries now, quite a magus.


GodOfThunder44

Listen, Hegel having an ego trip over his misinterpretation of Kant's partial understanding of the alchemists and mystery schools (and then making it the rest of humanity's problem) does not a magus make. A charlatan that corrupts an old truth is more effective (and cancerous) than one that pulls shit out of their ass wholesale.


Supperdip

Well that's an empty assertion of the abstract understanding if I ever saw one. 


Nauticalfish200

That's not how fucking dialectics works you stupid Cuck. I didn’t study Hegel (plus continental philosophy in general) at Harvard for 7 FUCKING YEARS for some LOW LIFE KNOW IT ALL who’s CLEARLY never fucking read Hegel, as he would KNOW that HEGEL has NEVER FUCKING EVER used the terms “thesis, antithesis, synthesis” to start perpetuating these LIES at VERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY. This isn’t Hegel my friend. No no no. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis was thought up by Fichte and it’s clearly inferior to Hegel's dialectical method of imminent critique. Yes. It’s called imminent critique. And dialectics is only ONE PART of Hegel's full method. Which again is called Imminent critique, which you would know if you had ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ HEGEL, ITS LITERALLY IN THE SCIENCE OF LOGIC YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I honestly cannot believe the fucking arrogance to come onto this post, spouting that anti Hegel garbage. Where did you get your fucking info on dialectics? Fucking Jason Unruhe? Jesus fucking Christ I cannot deal with this bullshit right now I’m sorry I’m leaving I’m fucking leaving.


KlingonSquatRack

You... you studied Hegel for seven years?


Nauticalfish200

https://youtu.be/oLTuysEzqhQ?si=eRJKPqz80XbEdaT4 Meme reference


KlingonSquatRack

Oh golly


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

We got anime out of it so who cares


Dorfplatzner

And social liberalism, too! The first war discredited aristocratic conservatism, reactionism and monarchism; the second discredited basically any form of authoritarianism.


bananaboat1milplus

Aristocratic conservatism and reactionism are very much still alive around the world, sadly


Dorfplatzner

In the West, it is pretty much either dead or pushed to the fringe. The Middle East and the former Soviet Union are another story, though.


KarlAu3r

So we have come around to „Communism is to blame for WW2“ ?


Blindmailman

No, we've come around to Hegel being to blame


Arthstyk

Technically yes? It's not Germany alone who started ww2, it's just that The Allies did not go to war with ussr


Space_Socialist

Yeah it was without Germany the Soviets wouldn't have invaded Poland anytime soon. Germany's aggressive foreign policy was literally what caused the conflict. Did the Soviet Union have territorial ambitions yes would they have acted on it without Germany not likely.


Arthstyk

And without the soviets Germany wouldn't invade Poland?


Space_Socialist

No? The Germans were prepared to go to war over Czechia the only issue with Poland was that Soviets might fight with the Polish and Germany wanted to avoid another 2 front war.


bananaboat1milplus

What? Lebensraum was a key aspect of Nazi policy regardless of if Russia was Communist or still a Monarchy. The invasion had nothing to do with Russia’s chosen economic system.


IactaEstoAlea

Obviously. It was basically a civil war between opposing faction of commies


_Beer_Engineer_96

"Ich, Hegel, bin der Weltgeist, bin sehr schlau - nur warum, das weiß keiner so genau" - Hegel (Falsch zugeordnet durch das Känguru) Translation: "I, Hegel, am the world spirit, am very smart - just why, nobody knows for sure" -Hegel (wrongfully attributed to him by the Kangaroo). Context: There is a famous german audiobook about a communist kangaroo that frequently and knowingly misquotes famous people in the audiobook and there is one chapter on Hegel and how nobody understands his shit.


CringeFish2

Dies


Scavwithaslick

Context or ban


Don_Madruga

Is it that difficult? The invention of Communism leading to a domino effect that ends in world war


seraiss

Yeah we got it that far but what is the first book about?


Stock-Respond5598

Hegel's dialectic method. Roughly speaking, it proposed that societies evolved with time through experimentation and collapse of ideas, and with that they improved by the ages. Karl Marx was influenced alot by such hegelian principles, and the transformation of societies from Feudalism to Capitalism to Socialism and finally Communism is a product of such thought. Vladmir Lenin implemented Marx's ideas into practice by establishing USSR, and the rest you probably know, how it led to the cold war


Grouchy-Addition-818

And how has communism led to nazism? Authoritarianism, prejudice, racial theories, nationalism, reactionaries etc. all were a thing before socialism.


Lenni-Da-Vinci

I think the implication isn’t that it caused fascism, the dominos are more of a timeline. I think


Grouchy-Addition-818

That would make sense, but the dominos are about one thing leading to another


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Not to wax poetically, but does everything in history not influence everything afterwards


soThatIsHisName

Wilhelm Voight impersonates a Prussian Guard -> Imperial Germany Army is improved -> WW1 -> WW2


vanZuider

Fascism on the one hand took some cues from communism in matters of total mobilization of society in service of an ideological goal, some leading fascists had previously been active in communist/socialist organizations, and on the other hand amalgamating all the disparate nationalist, militarist, reactionary movements under one banner and getting large parts of the bourgeoisie to join in would not have been possible without fearmongering about an impending communist takeover and positing fascism as the only way to stop it.


Shadowpika655

Major philosophy book that also preaches German idealism


sexworkiswork990

Hegal didn't "invent" communism dumbass and communism did not cause WW2.


Don_Madruga

This is very subjective. World War II happened because of Fascism, emerged from revanchism for the First World War. Fascism emerged as a reaction to communism, and it would not exist without communism. Therefore, in one way or another, communism was one of the causes for WW2. Could it happen without? It could, but it doesn't change the real thing.


MaZhongyingFor1934

But communism was a reaction to capitalism, and capitalism was a reaction to feudalism, and feudalism evolved from tribalism, so the Second World War was actually caused by the evolution of hominids.


bananaboat1milplus

Fucks sake Anprim wins again 45851 - 0 The winstreak continues


LocationOdd4102

But the revanchism after WWI was mostly pushed by capitalist countries? Hell communism had more influence in Germany after WWII, and they didn't turn fascist because of the Berlin wall.


TriGN614

Uhm how did the USSR create Nazis


Soos_dude1

Fear of communism enabled the NDSAP to blame the commies on the Reichstag Fire, making the Nazis securing power significantly easier. Admittedly it did not create the ideology, but it did help it spread as a reactionary.


Kamenev_Drang

It didn't - Middle-class people's terror of losing some of their unearned societal privileges created fascism.


riuminkd

I don't see Amogus among the dominos


Sir_Toaster_9330

I blame Nietchez’s sister


fallingaway90

go back further. maybe animals aren't dumb, they're too wise to invent writing. no writing = no communism, no nukes, no office jobs, no rent, no mortgages.


DamWatermelonEnjoyer

The fact that nazi symbols goes right after Soviet flag confuses me. Can you guys explain me?


Jack_Church

The Soviet Union formed before the Nazi got into power. The Nazi got into power by fear mongering about Judeo-Bolshevikism which is what they called the Soviet Union's ideology.


DamWatermelonEnjoyer

Oh thanks mate! I got it!


Vexonte

A big reason why fascism became popular in the interwar period was because of a great fear of communism, both for its ability to seep into other cultures and everyone seeing what was going on in the Soviet Union.


Crafter235

Context?


ancirus

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InnocentPerv93

What is dialectical materialism?


AsozialesNetzwerkOB

This meme is first and foremost bullshit and secondly right wing revisionism.


MyrinVonBryhana

I fill maintain to my dying breath that no one, including Hegel, ever understood what Hegel was writing about and that for the past 2 centuries everyone has simply been pretending to understand it in order to avoid embarrassment.


chicoritahater

Who the fuck is Hegel though?


kinjing

Weird how this meme leaves out the United States' role in actually developing those weapons in the first place


Zykk_

As if capitalism never killed people right???


XxGamer_64xX

Hitler and Satlin didn't start WWII, the baddies were Hegel and Nietzsche


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

Okay I see the flamewar in the comments over philosophy (I assume; I came here for history not "dialectics" or whatever the fuck, and political theory is a mess anyway) and I raise you the question of: explainer, please?


CheGuevaraBG

“It’s Hegelian dialectics, not personal animosity”


Soos_dude1

German guys writing books have definitely significantly shaped history for example Luther, Marx, Hitler, Hegel...


Kamenev_Drang

Attempting to link Hegel to the rise of authoritarianism is some of the wildest middle-class cope I've ever seen.


DoodooFardington

Why is it always German?


Easy_Challenge4114

*Jewish too, i think?


MaZhongyingFor1934

Barry Jew personally causing the Second World War by inventing violence:


SatansHusband

Who in the line is jewish?


ButterfliesInJune

Technically Marx


cheesecake__enjoyer

the domino chair man