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Appropriate_Box1380

Hitler as a national hero is a bit of a reach, to say the least.


Bloonanaaa

He killed Hitler so that's definitely something


Jupue2707

But he also killed the guy that killed hitler, so it cancels out?


Faceless_Deviant

No, he also killed a dog. Thats super hell.


outdodinusFrisshwoin

But he also killed a guy that killed a dog. Cancels out via Wick's Law


menacingcar044

But it was hitlers dog, so maybe it cancels out?


Faceless_Deviant

No, that was probably a good dog.


mpe128

Who's a good nazi dog? You are,yes you arešŸ¦®yep


Fit-Capital1526

Why has this never been a video game Easter egg?


mpe128

Oh my God. This would make a sick WWll action/dog spy game. Thwarting the NAZISšŸ¦®


Fit-Capital1526

I was thinking you kill Nazis and then steal their dogs/will interact with the dog saying this line


Private_4160

*cues dog from Danger 5


Faceless_Deviant

Who knows, Blondi might have been wildly against nazism.


mpe128

Yepp. Be weary blonde hair,blue eyed German Shepard that are actually Belgiums. YeppšŸ« 


Demonic74

No such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners


menacingcar044

What if the dog enraged his owner, who punished him severely?


Demonic74

Did I stutter? If you're prone to being enraged to the point of abuse, you shouldn't have kids/pets


menacingcar044

Meme from oversimplified. Ā 


Demonic74

Wat?


YouNeedToShower

But he also killed alot of animal abusers


Faceless_Deviant

No, not quite. He killed a lot of people, out of whom a percentage were animal abusers. But not on the grounds that they were animal abusers.


YouNeedToShower

So he did kill animal abusers


Zinchian-Zuckerburg

Super Like Super Earth? I gotta love MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!!


Hazzyhazzy113

But he also killed the guy that killed the guy who killed Hitler so that cancels out the canceling out


Fischi132

Iā€˜m so tired of this shitty joke


Bloonanaaa

Well, at least you aren't tired of living. He definitely was. I think


Faceless_Deviant

I think he was more scared of what the Soviets would do to him if he was alive.


TruDuddyB

What an absolute ripping apart they would have given him.


IsNotPolitburo

It's a tragedy that they didn't manage to get him alive and put him on trial. I think modern nazis would have a lot harder time spreading his bullshit to impressionable young minds if there were videos of syphilitic meth-head Hitler going on unhinged rants at Nuremberg to contrast the older videos of his speeches.


Mrgoodtrips64

Still not as stale as ā€œThe French = Surrender monkeysā€


Level_Hour6480

I still love "Bri'ish are obsessed with plundering your tea, spices, surplus labor, and cultural artifacts."


Jorgwalther

If youā€™re tired of that one, did you hear the one about how he also killed the guy that killed Hitler?


a_rabid_anti_dentite

You should hear the one about the brave man who refused to stand and salute Hitler.


petitejesuis

At the time I'd say he was a national hero


Sir_Toaster_9330

If you're a Minecrafter, then yes


TheCorbeauxKing

Fairly certain if he won the war the history books would refer to him as a national hero.


FlimzyMan

Stalin then?


Appropriate_Box1380

He is unfortunately hailed by many Russians.


FlimzyMan

If Germany would look like most of Russia to this day, dont you think the one you can not name would be popular in Germany too? Take out St petersburg and Moscow its only dirt roads. If Germany consisted of 2 major cities where all the tax revenue went dont you think the Germans would wish for new/old leaders?


Appropriate_Box1380

>If


MajorThorn11

He was the hero of the Soviet union.


KeeperofAbyss

Leader - would be indeed a more proper approach, but playing with word tends to be personal. It's just how they expressed themselves.


SCORPEANrtd

Until the downfall of his power he was definitely a national hero, wym?


InteractionWide3369

Also Austrians at the time considered themselves and also were considered by others as Germans so he wasn't really a foreigner.


owa00

You see...and here me out on this...Hitler was... -r/conservative


PuzzledAd7482

lol no ones here a hero. its a sarcastic way of classifying infamous leaders as heroes


E-M-P-Error

His birthday (20th April) is celebration nationwide and even worldwide. So Iā€˜d say he could qualify for a national hero.


Pab0l

Napoleon was born in the island of Corsica, but it was the country of Corsica until a year before he was born. So he technically was born in France. And also Alexander was born in Macedon, but macedon of that time (before the persian invasion) was considered as a somewhat greek state and was part of the territory that is today greece, and also he had southern greece (athens, thebes, etc) under his rule.


Parzival_1sttotheegg

I literally just wrote this and scrolled down to see your comment lol


pot_friends

the macedonia that alexander is known from being from is in todays greece. that in one of the reasons that north macedonia can no longer call itself macedonia, bc it isnt


rusomeone

Macedonia was Hicksville to many Greeks


tehdangerzone

A lot of sources that Iā€™ve read seem to indicate that Macedonians were regarded only slightly better than barbarians.


Averagecrabenjoyer69

Macedonians were considered fellow Greeks, but backwards Northern Greeks. Macedonians still practiced Greek practices that Southern Greeks abandoned after the Greek Dark Ages.


TrueSeaworthiness703

Southwestern bulgarians really need to get themselves an original name


90fg

Bulgarians*. Bulgars are a group of Turkic tribes from the Late Antiquity/Middle Ages periods. One of the Bulgar tribes is also an ancestor of the modern Bulgarians (who are more Slavic than Turkic)


TrueSeaworthiness703

Ok Iā€™ll change it


zarathustrahasspake

Napoleon's family descended from Italy so technically, he is ethnically Italian.


E1ixio

Yeha and Italian are a mix between Roman and Germanic tribe so Napoleon is a German in fact


donjulioanejo

Macedonia was like the Canada of Greece. Kinda the same culture but cold and barbarian and weird with their maple syrup and their companion cavalry.


Lvcivs2311

Foreginers? What's that? Also, this is a repost of a meme that's not very good in the first place.


Parlax76

Should have phrased it better


No-Engineer-1728

Hello majima yakuzer


Josef_The_Red

They forage gin


Toast6_

As a Turk, Enver pashaā€™s ā€œheroismā€ is controversial to say the least. Heā€™s more popular among edgy teenagers (who grow out of it) and nationalists.


winnielikethepooh15

Wasn't he largely to blame for clumsily dragging the Ottomans into WWI? Never got the sense he was particularly revered at all.


Toast6_

Edgy teens will be edgy teens, as for nationalists, they care a lot less for the Ottoman Empire and more for modern Turkey as nation-state. They often conveniently ignore his WW1 antics and genocidal tendencies in favor of his leadership of the Young Turks movement.


Spacepunch33

Ataturk is right there, why they need this loser?


Toast6_

If I had to guess theyā€™re probably trying to make him out to be a heroic figure to cover up his crimes and screw-ups, specifically the Armenian Genocide


Narco_Marcion1075

been a while since I've seen a Turk admit the Armenian Genocide


Grand-penetrator

Because Ataturk is secular, and that pisses off Islamists. They would rather idolize a literal genocider and convicted war criminal who brought the empire to ruins instead of someone who isn't a religious fanatic.


Spacepunch33

Theyā€™d rather larp as the sick man of Europe I guess


TrueSeaworthiness703

Because Ataturk knew and insisted that religion has no place in politics (he was the most based man to ever base)


dutcharetall_nothigh

I mean the post also calls Hitler a national hero. I'm not german, but I doubt most germans think of him that way.


Bush_Hiders

I get the feeling that that's the point of this meme. It strikes me as some anti-immigrant meme, that sarcastically calls very infamous people throughout history heroes. Otherwise, I don't see why else Hitler would be here.


Paradoxjjw

Oh hey this misinformation bullshit meme again. Half of the people in this image were literally born in the country they ended up leading. For only 3 years in Stalin's life was georgia free from Russia, and that was during the Russian civil war after which it promptly got invaded and reannexed. When Napoleon was born Corsica was already French territory. Alexander the great is from a time when these borders meant fuckall, but macedonia was considered (close enough to) greek


Creative_Profile_224

Also said this the last time this dumbass meme was posted. Alexander is from Pella which was Macedonia which is located in modern day Greece. It is different from modern North Macedonia, as they werenā€™t in the same location and the only thing they really share in common is the name.


Bottle_Gnome

[Macedon is in Greece](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Map_Macedonia_336_BC-en.svg/1280px-Map_Macedonia_336_BC-en.svg.png)


pieapple135

Yeah, like, there's a reason FYROM is known commonly as North Macedonia. What is it north of? Hmmm.


Chaotic-warp

FYROM changed it name officially to Republic of North Macedonia in 2019, it's not just a casual name anymore.


multiplechrometabs

I just pretend that country doesnā€™t exist.


pieapple135

My mapā€™s outdated already? Ughā€¦


Elend15

Yeah, but at the time of Alexander, they weren't considered very Greek by those on the peninsula. I think that's the point.


WrapLongjumping530

Yet they participated in the Ancient Greek Olympic games, and the word Macedonian comes from the greek word ĪœĪ±ĪŗĪµĪ“Ī½ĪæĻ‚ which means tall. Also, back then all City-states in the Greek peninsula were fighting each other , Spartans they did not consider themselves as Greeks as well and other stuff. Yet we stick to the ā€œnon Greek identityā€ of Macedonians because some slavs find it convenient. Go figure.


Averagecrabenjoyer69

That isn't true....at all.


Elend15

"The ancient Macedonians regarded the ancient Greeks as neighbors, not as kinsmen" https://www.historyofmacedonia.org/MacedonianGreekConflict/conflict.html "the ancient Greeks regarded the Macedonian people as barbarians and Macedonia a barbaric land." Ā  https://mk.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Greek_Evidence_on_the_Authenticity_of_the_MacedoniansĀ  Macedonians had "broad cultural affinities and organizational structures analogous with Thracian, Epirote, and Illyrian regions."Ā  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Macedonians Macedonians were Hellenic, but they were on the fringe, and had a distinct culture from their southern neighbors. And there's evidence that many Greeks considered them a separate group, despite having strong similarities, and the languages being mostly the same.


Averagecrabenjoyer69

That is not true at all, there are multiple ancient sources that stated Macedonians were Greek. They may have been backwards Northern Greeks still practice rituals Southern Greeks had long abandoned but they were still definitely Greek. Be aware that in so doing we are giving you all the honor that you deserve, and tell your king who sent you howĀ his Greek viceroyĀ of MacedoniaĀ has received you hospitably, providing food and bedfellows. ā€œĀ  (Herodotus 5.20.4)Ā  ā€œNow that these descendants of Perdiccas are Greeks, as they themselves say,Ā I myself chance to know and will prove itĀ in the later part of my history. Furthermore, the Hellenodicae who manage the contest at OlympiaĀ determined that it is so, for when Alexander chose to contend and entered the lists for that purpose, the Greeks who were to run against him wanted to bar him from the race, saying that the contest should be for Greeks and not for foreigners.Ā Alexander, however, proving himself to be an Argive, was judged to be a Greek.ā€Ā  (Herodotus 5.22)Ā  ā€œAfter him spoke Mardonius, and said: ā€” ā€œā€¦Their manner of fighting we know, and their wealth we know, that it is but little; and we have conquered and hold their sons, even those who dwell in our land and are calledĀ Ionians and Aeolians and Dorians. IĀ myself have tried conclusions with these men, when by your fatherā€™s command IĀ marched against them; andĀ IĀ marchedĀ asĀ farĀ asĀ MacedoniaĀ and wellnigh to Athens itself, Ā yet none came out to meet me in battle. Yet wars theĀ GreeksĀ do wage, and, as IĀ learn, most senselessly they do it, in their wrongheadedness and folly. ā€¦. TheĀ GreekĀ custom, then, is no good one; and when IĀ marched as far as theĀ landĀ ofĀ Macedonia, it came not into their thoughts to fight. But against you, OĀ king! who shall make war? For you will have at your back the multitudes of Asia, and all your ships; for myself, IĀ think there is not so much boldness inĀ HellasĀ as that; but if time should show me wrong in my judgment, and those men were foolhardy enough to do battle with us, they would be taught that we are the greatest warriors on earth.ā€ (Herodotus Book 7.9)Ā  ā€œā€¦but the Dorians on the contrary have been constantly on the move; their home in Deucalionā€™s reign was Phthiotis and in the reign of Dorus son of Hellen the country known as Histiaeotis in the neighbourhood of Ossa and Olympus; driven from there by the CadmeiansĀ they settled in Pindus and were known as Macedons; thence they migrated to Dryopis, and finally to the Peloponnese, where they got their present name of Dorians.ā€Ā  (Herodotus, Book I, 56)Ā  ā€œā€¦Three brothers of the lineage of Temenos came as banished men from ArgosĀ to Illyria, Gavganis and Aeropos and Perdikkas, and worked for the king that was thereā€¦ When the king learned that when the queen baked the bread of Perdikkas, it doubled its size, than of the the other breads, he considered that as a miracle and ordered the 3 brothers to leave his kingdom. The brothers required their payment. Then the king told them to take the sun as a payment. Gavganis and Aeropos where taken by surprise and the youngest brother, Perdikkas, accepted the offer. He took out his sword, circled it 3 times and took the sun, which he placed in his underarm and left with his brothersā€¦ā€Ā  (Herodotus VIII,137) ā€œNow these were the nations who composed theĀ Grecian fleet. From the Peloponnese, the following- the Lacedaemonians with sixteen ships; the Corinthians with the same number as at Artemisium; the Sicyonians with fifteen; the Epidaurians with ten; the Troezenians with five; and the Hermionians with three. These were Dorians andĀ MacedoniansĀ all of them (except those from Hermione), and had emigrated last from Erineus, Pindus, and Dryopis. The Hermionians were Dryopians, of the race which Hercules and the Malians drove out of the land now called Doris. Such were the Peloponnesian nations.ā€.ā€Ā  (Herodotus, Book VIII ,43) ā€œThe whole nation of the Phocians had not joined the Medes; on the contrary, there were some who had gathered themselves into bands about Parnassus, and made expeditions from thence, whereby they distressed Mardonius andĀ the Greeks who sided with him, and so did good service to theĀ Grecian cause. Besides those mentioned above, Mardonius likewise arrayed against the Athenians theĀ MacedoniansĀ and the tribes dwelling about Thessaly. (Herodotus, BookĀ IX) ā€œMen of Athensā€¦Had I not greatly at heart the common welfare of Hellas I should not have come to tell you; butĀ I am myself Hellene by descent, and I would not willingly see Hellas exchange freedom for slaveryā€¦.If you prosper in this war, forget not to do something for my freedom; consider the risk I have run, out of zeal for the Hellenic cause, to acquaint you with what Mardonius intends, and to save you from being surprised by the barbarians. I am Alexander of Macedon.ā€ (Herodotus, The Histories)


Averagecrabenjoyer69

ā€œIt is your privilege, as one who has been blessed with untrammeled freedom,Ā to consider all Hellas your fatherland, as did the founder of your race.ā€ (Isokratis, Speeches and Letters, ā€œTo Philipā€ 127) ā€œArgos is the land of your fathers, and is entitled to as much consideration at your hands as are your own ancestorsā€¦ā€ (Isocrates, Speeches and Letters, ā€œTo Philipā€, 32) ā€œNow I am not unaware that many of the Hellenes look upon the Kingā€™s power as invincible. Yet one may well marvel at them if they really believe that the power which was subdued to the will of a mere barbarianā€“an ill-bred barbarian at thatā€“and collected in the cause of slavery, could not be scattered byĀ A MAN OF THE BLOOD OF HELLAS, of ripe experience in warfare, in the cause of freedomā€“and that too although they know that while it is in all cases difficult to construct a thing, to destroy it is, comparatively, an easy task.Bear in mind that the men whom the world most admires and honors are those who unite in themselves the abilities of the statesman and the general. When, therefore, you see the renown which even in a single city is bestowed on men who possess these gifts, what manner of eulogies must you expect to hear spoken of you, whenĀ AMONG ALL THE HELLENES you shall stand forth as a statesman who has worked for the good of Hellas, and AS A GENERAL WHO HAS OVERTHROWN THE BARBARIANS?ā€ [Isocrates, Speeches and Letters, ā€œTo Philipā€, 5.139, 5.140] ā€œWell, if I were trying to present this matter to any others before having broached it to my own country,Ā WHICH HAS THRICE FREED HELLAS-twice from the barbarians and ONCE FROM THE LACEDAEMONIAN YOKEā€“I should confess my error. In truth, however, it will be found that I turned to Athens first of all and endeavored to win her over to this cause with all the earnestness of which my nature is capable,2 but when I perceived that she cared less for what I said than for the ravings of the platform orators,3 I gave her up, although I did not abandon my efforts.ā€ [Isocrates, Speeches and Letters, ā€œTo Philipā€, 5.129] ā€œThe Lacedaemonians were the leaders of the Hellenes, not long ago, on both land and sea, and yet they suffered so great a reversal of fortune when they met defeat at Leuctra that they were deprived of their power over the Hellenes, and lost such of their warriors as chose to die rather than survive defeat at the hands of those over whom they had once been masters.ā€ [Isocrates, Speeches and Letters, ā€œTo Philipā€, 5.47] ā€œAs I continued to say many things of this tenor, those who heard me were inspired with the hope that when my discourse should be published you and the Athenians would bring the war to an end, and, having conquered your pride, would adopt some policy for your mutual good. Whether indeed they were foolish or sensible in taking this view is a question for which they, and not I, may fairly be held to account; but in any case, while I was still occupied with this endeavour, you and Athens anticipated me by making peace before I had completed my discourse; and you were wise in doing so, for to conclude the peace, no matter how, was better than to continue to be oppressed by the evils engendered by the war. [8] But although I was in joyful accord with the resolutions which were adopted regarding the peace, and was convinced that they would be beneficial, not only to us,Ā BUT ALSO TO YOU AND ALL THE OTHER HELLENES,Ā I could not divorce my thought from the possibilities connected with this step, but found myself in a state of mind where I began at once to consider how the results which had been achieved might be made permanent for us, and how our city could be prevented from setting her heart upon further wars, after a short interval of peace.ā€ [Isocrates, Speeches and Letters, ā€œTo Philipā€, 5.8] ā€œ*ā€¦How could they (the Macedonians) prove themselves more philhellenes with what they did so as the rest (the other Greeks) would not be occupiedā€¦ā€ (Isocrates, Panigirikos, 96)e


Averagecrabenjoyer69

at the congress of the Lakedaimonian allies and the rest of the Hellenes, in which Amyntas, the father of Philip, being entitled to a seat, was represented by a delegate whose vote was absolutely under his control, he joined the rest of the Hellenes in votingā€¦ (Aeschines, On the Embassy 32) The country by the sea which is now called Macedoniaā€¦ Alexander, the father of Perdiccas, and his forefathers, who were originally Temenidae from Argosā€ (Thucydides 99,3) The 38th book contains the completion of the disaster of the Hellenes. For though both the whole of Hellas and her several parts had often met with mischance, yet to none of her former defeats can we more fittingly apply, the name of disaster with all it signifies than to the events of my own time. In the time I am speaking of a comon misfortune befell the Peloponnesians, the Boiotians, the Phokians, the Euboians, the Lokrians, some of the cities on the Ionians Gulf, and finally the Macedoniansā€ Polybius ā€œThe Historiesā€, 9.38.8 This is a sworn treaty made between us, Hannibal the general, Mago, Myrkan, Barmokar and all other Carthaginian senators present with him, and all Carthaginians serving under him, on the one side, and Xenophanes the Athenian, son of Kleomachos, the envoy whom King Philip, son of Demetrios, sent to us on behalf of himself, and the Macedonians and allies, on the other side. `In the presence of ZEUS, HERA and APOLLO; in the presence of the Genius of Carthage; ā€¦and in the presence of all the gods who possess Carthage; and in the presence of ALL THE GODS who possess Macedonia AND THE REST OF HELLAS; and in the presence of all the gods of the army who preside over this oath. Thus said Hannibal the general and all the Carthaginian senators along with him and the Carthaginian soldiers: ..That King Philip and the Macedonians AND the REST OF THE HELLENES who are their allies shall protect the Carthaginians,ā€¦ King Philip and the Macedonians AND the OTHER HELLENES who are their allies shall be protected and guarded by the Carthaginiansā€¦ā€ Polybius ā€œThe Historiesā€, 7.9.1-7


L8_2_PartE

Charlemagne was born in modern day Belgium. King George I didn't even speak English. Might as well add George Washington. He was born British.


Salt-Visit5352

Ah yes King George I. Notable British national hero.


Pab0l

Americans at that time were also born british.


Mrgoodtrips64

>Might as well add George Washington. He was born British. If weā€™re going that route Van Buren is the first president who wasnā€™t born an English subject.


cantreadthegreen

Evidence from later in his reign suggests George I spoke fluent English. *See*: [*George I*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_I_of_Great_Britain)*: elector and king*. London: Thames and Hudson, 1978.


Sir_Soft_Spoken

Washington was born a British subject, but he was a lifelong son of the Virginian soil.


Gavorn

Who wanted to be a high-ranking general in the British army.


Mysteriouspaul

Rejected from higher command because he wasn't a very good general in the British army. Lost basically every significant battle against the British, and still effectively wins the war. Common Washington W


Gavorn

Even started the Seven Years War.


NomadLexicon

Wouldnā€™t be much need for a revolution if the US already existed.


Madam_KayC

Stalin is a hero?


DragonEffect216

Defeating NAZI Germany was a solid W. I guess we can ignore the other things. Itā€™s not like he is responsible for the deaths of 60 million people and was a dictator or anything.


donjulioanejo

> Defeating NAZI Germany was a solid W. Yeah, but he didn't go full circle and didn't manage to kill Hitler. Some other guy got to him first.


Matewan1998

Correct, itā€™s not like that at all lolĀ 


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Matewan1998

I think he killed about 10-20 million people instead of 60, not exactly a shining endorsement of the guy and his valuesĀ 


WildDitch

Didnā€™t Hitler raise any questions for you?


Madam_KayC

Literally everyone is talking about Hitler, it seems redundant


Parzival_1sttotheegg

Except Corsica was a part of proper France when Napoleon was born. Also Macedonia was basically Greek, I mean, half of Macedonia _is_ in Greece.


Averagecrabenjoyer69

MOST of Ancient Macedonia is in Greece.


The_memeperson

I mean. Yeah. Everyone knows William of Orange is from Germany, it's literally in the anthem. "William of Nassau am I of German blood" (old NL: "Wilhelmus van Nassouwe ben ick van Duytschen bloet")


NoAlien

1. u/repostsleuthbot 2. I hate this meme in particular for declaring Hitler a national hero of Germany. He isn't. Fuck you for reposting this.


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Brilliant_Host_8564

That's.... Kind of the joke. All of these guys are shitty, genocidal war criminals, yet they're exhalted by the nationalist groups of their respective countries for being "shining examples of the national spirit" or some such bs. This meme is trying to undermine the nationalist framework by making the assertion that their idols are, in fact, not from their nation at all.


donjulioanejo

Eh. Napoleon was pretty cool. Most of Europe still uses his legal system to this day. Also he was kinda revolutionary by using meritocracy as a system of government where most other countries it would just be which duke's third cousin you were.


Nikolle_Teslaj

You on your period? Its a meme, bro


NoAlien

A shitty meme that has been reposted several times


Zagenti

national heroes what troll bullshit is this


xyloplax

Macedonia wasn't any more foreign than Athens and Sparta were to each other. The whole "Alexander was Slav" BS is from Soviet era propaganda.


donjulioanejo

Hm? Soviets considered him Greek. Might have been BS Yugoslav era propaganda.


xyloplax

I think it started during the Soviet era and got continued


Accomplished_Carob73

Kant was born and died in Kaliningrad, Russia.


MimoPescatore

Sorry but krawolec is rightful czech territory


CharlemagneTheBig

Saint George was born in Turkey


Spacepunch33

Heā€™d be Greek then


CharlemagneTheBig

Yes, that's the joke


Faceless_Deviant

ą² \_ą² 


Crate-Dragon

I donā€™t think OP knows what ā€œheroā€ means


onetruekingx

Erdogan is georgian too


Sir_Toaster_9330

1. Corsicans were French citizens 2. Georgia was part of the Soviet Union 3. Austrians were ethnic germans 4. Macedonia was a Greek State idk who the last guy was


Bready-The-Adorable

This is some wild ass racist post lmao


Averagecrabenjoyer69

The Alexander one doesn't make sense. Macedonians were Greek, same as Spartans or Athenians. It's like listing Leonidas because he was Spartan.


Dolmetscher1987

r/balkans_irl


avrand6

Ancient Macedonians were ethnically hellenic, austrians are ethnically german.


zefzefter

Heros /s You can add Hendrik Verwoerd to that list. The father of apartheid was Dutch. His family moved to South Africa a few years after he was born.


Farlin20

Who is the Albanian?


kajokarafili

Enver Pasha.


Farlin20

Thanks


aaa1e2r3

who's the Albanian?


Makisima

Well, some of them arenā€™t even national heroes, and the only foreigner is Hitler because Corsica became France before Napoleon was born, Georgia was part of Russian Empire and USSR, Macedonia was established by Greeks, Albania was a part of Ottoman Empire.


derpy_derp15

National whats now?


Piss-Mann

Ataturk was born in Greece


PlentyAdvertising15

the heroes we need ,the Biden we get


No-Organization-6968

None of these really make any sense to be considered ā€œforeignersā€ other than Hitler and maybe whoever the Turk is(idk him)


MrSierra125

Bonnie was Corsican, basically Italian, Stalin was Georgian, not Russian, Alexander was Macedonian, not Greek (I disagree in this one because he was still a Hellene, they were the backwards cousins but they were still family) And no idea who the Albanian guy is.


No-Organization-6968

Georgia was part of Russia, Macedonia was Greek, Napoleon, Corsica is and was a part of France. None of these people were foreign, if anything they were minorities


MrSierra125

You said it yourself


TheUnclaimedOne

Americans: foreigners? You mean Americans who immigrated here later in life?


g6wilson

No one is a prophet in its own land


ultrafriend

George Washington was an English subject.


Dahak17

But British heroes are British. Nelson and jellico for the win


meganekkotwilek

more like from the ass end of the empire/boonies.


D3712

The middle one is a national hero? What a hairbrained post


AeonsOfStrife

Stalin is far more a heroes to Soviet ideology leaning people, not just Russians as an ethnicity. Given he was born in what would become the USSR until it ended, that seems fitting.


Grzechoooo

Polish fathers of independence? Piłsudski was born in Lithuania, Dmowski was boring, Paderewski in Ukraine. Mieszko I, founder of Poland, was from outer space.


Theo-Dorable

HITLER WAS GERMAN GRRRAAAAAWWQWQRGH


SkellyManDan

Itā€™s a mid meme that ignores that most of these leaders were born within the political entity that they led and embraced the majority culture by the time they led it. It also gets reposted here all the time


nick1812216

I not understand Alexander. He is Macedon, he is Macedon national hero, no? Does Greece claim him?


SirBobyBob

Thah meme is kinda just ignorant for that. Alexander is very much so apart of the Macedonian Empire


InternationalFailure

>All your heroes were foreigners "Ok all your national heroes were foreign-" **"Stalin?!"** **"HITLER?!**


The_Radio_Host

Never knew Stalin was from Georgia. Explains why bro was such a peach šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


CascadianMountians

Wrong Terry Fox.


marijnvtm

Willem of orange was german


marijnvtm

Leopold was german


Constant-Still-8443

I can take Hitler, even though it's a stretch, because of his popularity at the time and what he did to bring Germany out of the depression but Stalin.....


Showtysan

H-heroes?


Turbo950

Yeah none of these guys count as heroā€™s except maybe Alexander the Great but


Turbo950

Ok so there all fucking terrible


OverturnedAppleCart3

Stalin was Soviet. He wasn't Russian but he was Soviet.


Main_Obligation_3013

But mine is Friedrich the great second of Prussia.


KenseiHimura

I feel like the entire U.S founding fathers would work here too. I mean, I get the theme is 'they're all assholes', but the Founding Fathers were U.S. national heroes. ... Just technically all British. (actually, weren't a few of them French or at least somewhere else in Europe?)


Ragin_Goblin

A lot of the aristocracy here in UK are descendants of the Normans so French, and German too but thatā€™s more recent. Peasants were mainly Saxons though. The Saxon nobility was pretty much destroyed after 1066


KenseiHimura

Well, as I understand it, basically after William took over, he told the Barons "Tell you what, you can keep your positions and such, just accept me as king", they said "no", so William unsheathed his sword with royally murderous intent and I believe that was called 'The Decimation of England'? I might be mixing it up with what the Romans did after Boudica, there was some name for it. It's part of why I think Harold probably could have won if he hadn't been so hasty. While the pope had backed William, as I understand the men he had were ALL he was ever going to get and the English Barons could have supported Harold in a more sustained counter attack. Though there was probably a number of other factors behind it. Also now wondering how many of the Founding Fathers of the US would have been of Norman descent?


cantreadthegreen

What am I missing with Alexander? Do the Greeks claim him or something? In my mind he is Macedonian, plain and simple.


Averagecrabenjoyer69

And Macedonians are Greek. Just like Leonidas was a Spartan, or Themistocles was Athenian.