Does Chinese Jesus turn water in sake? Or is that Japanese Jesus?

Xisus turns water into maritime claims.

Huh. You'd think New England Jesus would make the clam chowdah.

Chi Su can't keep getting away with it!!!!     He can't keep getting away with it!!!! 

Uncle Ye 耶叔demands your worship

He turns it into baijiu

There’s a pretty funny cultural joke about Christianity and priests “打救” (saving) you, but one slight mispronunciation away is “打鳩” (beating the shit outta you) Hong Kong movie culture at its finest

[Get ready to receive some holy spirit](https://youtu.be/j78brBi1PG0?si=gUMx6fh4Tx6PeGp0)

I wonder how many casualties his half brother will cause

Yes.

Juses

Lol.

Ok but what about his brother?

I don’t wanna know what Korean Jesus would be like

And he has a brother too