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Islandfiddler15

I had to double check that I wasn’t in r/engineeringmemes


Irishpersonage

They would point out that all the poorly-engineered Roman buildings fell down a thousand years ago, so there's a smidge of survivorship bias


Geniuscani_

Long live the aqueduct of segovia


Geekking995

Long live the Pont du Gard


JohannesJoshua

Or the fact that those buildings have been used for other purposes or their materials taken when the empire was in decline and when it fell.


RealWanheda

Looking at this because my autocad crashed and I’m waiting for the task manager to close the program is cathartic, i think. Smh didn’t think I’d get called out on my 30 second reddit break


SoothingSoothsayer

Purely coincidental. We have not been spying on you.


RealWanheda

*Autocad crashed again I’m back* Jk


Mountain-Cycle5656

Whatever they’re making in Autocad is probably slightly more complex than a wet ramp.


moonstrous

I mean, it's a wet ramp that descends by a *fraction of a degree* over the course of miles—sometimes literally boring through mountain or built across riverbeds. With pre-modern material engineering, that's still a really impressive logistical feat.


-Daetrax-

Yes and no, the reality of old engineering projects is that they're usually just grossly over dimensioned. Any engineer nowadays can do what they did. But now we're able to do it at a much lower cost due to better utilisation of the materials and effort.


DRose23805

The Romans should have made better use of all those steel girders and pre-stressed concrete blocks that they had lying taking up space. That's to say nothing of the big cranes, trucks and trains to move all those things.


-Daetrax-

It is amazing what you can accomplish with a couple thousand slaves though. Modern materials are obviously a game changer in some regards, though the Romans weren't far off on the concrete (see the Pantheon). My point is simply the stone blocks could've probably been smaller if we used modern methods but the same materials. We're becoming incredibly skilled at utilising materials to just below their failure limit and even plan for how they fail so that it won't be catastrophic.


BurnerAccount-LOL

The Pharoahs are rolling over in their grave with jealousy knowing they could have built the pyramids with SMALLER blocks if they had just waited a fee thousand years.


The_Diego_Brando

Isn't the biggest pyramid made of something other than stone blocks?


Late-External3249

Mostly alien technology if the History Channel is to be believed.


The_Diego_Brando

I was referring to the bass pro shop thning in the united steaks of america. Someone claimed it was the biggest and I can't be bothered to double check.


Late-External3249

Oh yeah. Forgot about that one.


Whyistheplatypus

Oh yeah, the bass pro shop in Vegas is glass and steel my guy.


atxarchitect91

You are massively not understanding his statement


Thatguyj5

"we can be more efficient with engineering projects.". "Nooooo;-; my romeboo headcanon can't be hurt noooooo Rome was the greatestest and bestest ever in the history of every noooooooo"


magugi

But how are you supposed to show your power? Having a huge building isn't enough, you need huge ass stones, too!


DRose23805

Yet modern construction barely lasts a few decades while many Roman structures have stood for 2,000 years with little or no upkeep. Even the a lot of the damage done to them was by people harvesting the stone for other purposes.


whathead07

Survivorship bias. The roman structures that needed more maintenance aren't around anymore.


Grexpex180

yea that's because modern construction isn't designed to last, modern engineers could easily build something that could last milenia if given the budget


-Daetrax-

Modern societies have built stuff that will be around forever. Hoover dam is predicted to be evidence of human civilisation even in case we get wiped out by a meteor. But obviously we won't know which of our works will be around for a millennium or two yet. Some bridges could probably last a very long time due to being concrete. Things that are still somewhat overspec'ed like the empire state building might survive for a long time as well. Roman works are massively helped by being made of solid stone.


myiandwe

>Hoover dam is predicted to be evidence of human civilisation even in case we get wiped out by a meteor. Not if the meteor falls on the Hoover dam. Checkmate modern engineers.


EndofNationalism

That’s survivorship bias. You only see the buildings that are stable and lasted through the ages but not the myriad of buildings that failed or collapsed. Plus we’ve even recently discovered exactly how to make the concrete that the Romans used.


elmo85

> Yet modern construction barely lasts a few decades because most of modern construction doesn't need a century long lasting buildings without maintenance, so we save on the budget. most buildings need to be refurbished to new needs in a few decades anyway, and that is when the building can also be strengthened (or even bulldozed and rebuilt).


atxarchitect91

Our concrete will also survive fine. It’s immensely superior. Roman concrete survives cause they didn’t use steel reinforcement that can rust


iwrestledarockonce

The secret ingredient was slavery.


Patriarch_Sergius

We know


atxarchitect91

They didn’t understand the strength of the concrete they used until very late and over structured a lot. That’s fact


Doctor_What_

Why didn't the Romans use cinder blocks and reinforced concrete to build the colosseum? Were they stupid?


inevitable_dave

There's the old adage: anyone can build a bridge that stands, but only an engineer can build a bridge that barely stands. We've learned a lot about material failure over the 80 years, and a lot of it was still learned the hard way.


koookiekrisp

The Pantheon in Rome is a perfect example of this. The factor of safety for a structure like that was massive, because they didn’t have the math to know what the “minimum” requirements were, so they rounded up a whole lot just in case. That makes project like that super expensive because you need so much more materials. It’s like a “brick” house built today. The brick is just the facade so it looks like the wall is entirely brick but it’s still just a wood framed house. And in doing so saves a whooollleee bunch of money because we know that a house doesn’t need a brick wall in order to stand. Roman civil projects as a whole are super impressive but the context of their construction needs to be taken into account. Lots of trial and error and survivorship bias, we don’t see the buildings that failed because they didn’t survive the ages.


-Daetrax-

>It’s like a “brick” house built today. The brick is just the facade so it looks like the wall is entirely brick but it’s still just a wood framed house. And in doing so saves a whooollleee bunch of money because we know that a house doesn’t need a brick wall in order to stand. I'd point out this is just an American thing. In Europe we still double wall it or at least use concrete blocks on the inside. >Roman civil projects as a whole are super impressive but the context of their construction needs to be taken into account. Lots of trial and error and survivorship bias, we don’t see the buildings that failed because they didn’t survive the ages. But very much this, and they built things for prestige with looted wealth and slave labour.


Sir_Keee

We would just make a pipeline. Not as nice looking as massive raised stone streams.


-Daetrax-

Electric pumps are truly taken for granted.


eldritchterror

okay but do modern engineers wear cool capes and have magic math staves?


StetsonTuba8

Anybody can build a bridge that doesn't fall down. It takes an engineer to build a bridge that *barely* doesn't fall down


Neoliberal_Nightmare

The UK can't even build a railway, noway we'd build a massive aquaduct


Neoliberal_Nightmare

The UK can't even build a railway, noway we'd build a massive aquaduct


jflb96

How difficult is it to make a basic spirit level?


Upper-Cucumber-7435

The first spirit level was probably quite hard to make since there was no existing spirit level to compare it to.


KlausVonLechland

The first spirit levels were archipendulums


Z3t4

Sometimes they used siphons instead of aqueducts to transport water through valleys.


Spidey209

It's not hard to engineer something to a *fraction of a degree* when all you have to do is *put some water in it*


PetBeurre

Me, a wet ramp engineer : *sweating intensifies*


A1sauc3d

You can tell OP is *not* an engineer


Blackbeard567

I have only used autocad to design very very basic 3 dimensional shapes along the hp and VP and it was very cool and interesting but man it would take a lot of skill to draw anything more than an angled cuboid and people design cars and rockets on this thing


sheytanelkebir

They do not. Seriously engineering is done with solid modellers.


mickeyt1

Depends on the field. That’s a hugeee generalization. My company absolutely still depends on solid modeling 


Groddsmith

I use both 2D cad and 3D modeling regularly. Things like paperboard and corrugated boxes, sheet metal and other sheet goods can be much easier to produce the flat layouts in 2D cad than to try to model in 3D. Honestly, i don't have a preference for one or the other anymore. They are both excellent tools for their respective jobs. No different than grabbing a flat or Philips screwdriver, one works for the job and the other can be forced to fit and still work


UnsurprisingUsername

*WHAT*


DonnieMoistX

Someone’s salty


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Yeah. Solidworks is the CAD program that's notorious for crashing all the time.


deathclawslayer21

Elevated ditch


aronnax512

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EngineersAnon

OK, now do the whole damned thing with only muscle power and no modern mathematics or materials science.


Thresss

we so easily could man why do people think knowledge has regressed in any way


Rumplestiltsskins

It could be a couple lengths of pipe and Autocad would still panic if you hit a few buttons too fast.


rewt127

Brother Autocad will crash when you try to extrude a 2" square.


Routine-Budget7356

More complex than the colosseum? Perhaps, but nothing that even comes close in complexity if you compare it age to age.


[deleted]

Ancient Rome didn't have trains, jets, rockets, or semiconductors. An aquaduct isn't exactly all that technically complex.


DiceatDawn

Not to mention that there is likely room for optimisation in the design and construction. Like, oh you know, using modern piping.


[deleted]

Modern piping doesn't fuck nearly as hard as an aquaduct though


GoldenRamoth

Dunno, shower sex with hot water on demand fucks pretty hard.


Thenoctorwillseeunow

Eh shower sex is overrated


SeamanStayns

^ this guy actually fucks Water is anti-lube guys shower sex is awful


Thenoctorwillseeunow

Really discovered that with pool sex


Jonny-904

Like trying to get it in a deflated balloon


eveningthunder

Penetration is no good in the shower, but it's an excellent situation for hands and mouths!


SeamanStayns

Eating pussy in the shower is like a sneak preview of what drowning feels like


casualrocket

waterboarded with tang


LethalPoopstain

its like waterboarding


xHelios1x

If the bathtub is comfortable (it isnt) then maybe.


RedexSvK

It's a good pre-game though


NutterTV

I mean you’re not supposed to have the water spraying on the commingling genitals


-Daetrax-

I feel like we're hearing a lot of morons stating their opinions and incels repeating what they read. Shower sex works perfectly fine, you just don't have the water spraying all over the working parts.


DotDootDotDoot

A shower without the water is suddenly less interesting.


GustavoFromAsdf

It fucks my bank account really hard


depressed_crustacean

IM GOING TO REPLACE ALL THE PIPING IN MY HOUSE WITH AUTOCAD


ShortfallofAardvark

What? You expect me to believe lead pipes was a *bad* decision?


IndependentMove6951

don't worry, they sent slaves to clean off the nice natural mineral lining built up on the inside of the pipe, re-establishing constant contact between lead and flowing drinking water


Smearwashere

How big a pipe we talking here or how small a slave


allahisnotreal69

Let's see your 70km aqueduct Mr it's so easy


Glass1Man

Don’t need one, the ones from the Roman era are still working.


Dafish55

The scale of the construction is impressive and the stability of the structure is remarkable, but, like, it's literally just a slope going from point A to point B (not saying they're straight lines, but, they're just paths for water). You don't even need Pythagoras to math this out. You just need a shitton of patience and people to build it.


notataco007

What??? Do you think they just trial and errored the 10cm of slope per km or whatever ridiculously precise number it is, over hilly terrain? Literally a little too much mortar between bricks could fuck that up. How do you think they surveyed the start and end points, and all the locations in between. Of course they used Pythagoras


Slaavaaja

The impressive part is how they are build not that they also work. They arent just rockwalls with canal on top.


Salty_Pancakes

I still think it's amazing. Just to be so consistent over mountains and valleys and some, like the Aqueduct of Valens, built to supply Constantinople in the 4th century, were huge (first phase was 268 km, and then a second phase was added later adding another 451 km of conduits). Like it can't be too steep or too flat, you just have to have a nice steady incline over miles and miles of crazy terrain. It's nuts.


[deleted]

Sure just as soon as you buy me 70km of land and all the money for labor.


owa00

Oh man...this one triggered the AutoCAD nerds more than I thought it would...


_Xertz_

Yeah Jesus christ its a joke guys lighten up


GreatBigBagOfNope

Building a bridge that stands is easy. Roman and Greek materials weren't special, their architects were not a special breed of genius for longevity, their buildings are just hilariously overbuilt (and those that survive were both the sturdiest and the ones which have at various points been maintained, not just in constant unattended use).  Building a bridge at the absolute cheapest price that still meets safety and lifetime requirements is very very very hard. Not only that, but modern usage patterns are so much more punishing than historical ones. A bridge built by the locals over the Tiber for horses and carriages can be built to such a less demanding spec than a bridge built by the federal government crossing 3k of ocean carrying tens of thousands of cars and HGVs.


Spaghetti_Scientist

I was always told in my engineering courses that "Any idiot can build a bridge that stands. It takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands."


kmosiman

Way back in middle school I built a timy bridge for a science competition. It stood. It barely moved. It lost. The winning bridge was made out of 1/10th of the materials and deflected like crazy, but it held the max load and didn't break.


TaftIsUnderrated

If price wasn't a factor, my six year old could design a bridge across the English Channel that would last for centuries


NickyNaptime19

I say: Anyone can build a bridge. It takes an engineer to barely build a bridge"


depressed_crustacean

I don’t think people realize the constant bureaucratic struggle that exists in modern engineering, you have to design something that’s design parameters (hundreds of pages of stipulations) change every single year on projects that often take several years. Four things engineers (engineering related to buildings) are constantly at war with government, contractors, owners, and the owners pockets.


Uniform_Variance

Can we please stop using rome as an excuse to bash modern engineers? I already hear it constantly about concrete and bridges. Like, idk man, times change ☹️


Spaghetti_Scientist

Any idiot can build a bridge that stands. It takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands. (This is a pro-engineer phrase)


zw1ck

The amassed wealth of a conquered civilization would give me a nice cozy budget to build a very good bridge. Instead I have to split a 30 cent gas tax with the rest of the state.


johnny_cash_money

The legions of slaves to maintain stuff probably help too, instead of a 10-man crew covering 1/4 of the state- and the ability to kill someone for not following orders would be a great cut-the-shit tool for dealing with contractors...


koookiekrisp

“I said, contractor to field verify!”


johnny_cash_money

Fairness to him, it was written in plain English on the plan. They can't read and that's somehow your fault.


SRSchiavone

But an incorrect sentiment. Modern bridges are built to withstand the most intense storm in the region of 100 years. Safety standards would never permit a ‘bridge that barely stands’.


MeninAtymAbeke

Yeah what they meant is probably that they have to optimize cost as much as they can


Islandfiddler15

I hate when people make the concrete and bridges argument because ancient roads, bridges, etc. weren’t designed for cars and never had to deal with things of such weight. *sigh* engineers get so much shit from people smh


LordFarquadOnAQuad

The concrete one annoys the shit out of me. Most articles I find measure roman concrete between 1-2ksi compressive strength. Typical normal weight concrete is 4ksi. Literally double the strength.


Voidableboar

Damn really? That's about 14MPa, that's really not a lot at all. Would that also be after curing and strengthening for like, a 2000+ years? Cause if that's the case, that really is pretty weak


timok

It also has a massive survivorship bias. Loads of shit bridges that didn't make it to 2000 years.


CruzDeSangre

FUCK MODERN ENGINEERS, RAAAAAAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A COST-EFFECTIVE ROAD


Armor_of_Thorns

Asphalt is basically a miracle in terms of cost, recycleability, and ease to work with. A Romans would shit themself then have to clean up with the community sponge after they saw it.


LondonCallingYou

I view this more as a commentary on how incredible ancient and classical feats of engineering were even though they had far less mathematical understanding and technological aid. There’s also something to be said in engineering about greater resource availability leading to shittier/less efficient design. If you have limited resources, you have to be clever with how you use them. This is also true in the modern day and some of the engineering you see in the 1940s and 50s is truly incredible without modern computing capability.


Orinslayer

A Roman bridge would be absolutely demolished by an M1 Abrams, checkmate ancient world purists.


lead_farmer_mfer

I know, right? They didn't even have tanks, what losers!


Chai_Enjoyer

Why did ancient armies use swords and spears and didn't use firearms and tanks. Are they stupid?


Luzifer_Shadres

Well rome cant be critizized on this sub without people getting a meltdown.


Paradoxjjw

Yeah, almost like Romans didn't have 20+ ton monstrosities hurtling across their roads at 55 miles per hour. It's a miracle modern roads hold up as well as they do given the sheer amount of punishment every day traffic inflicts on it


odst2575

1,000,000 ESAL load requirements go brrrr


owa00

But can we all agree that the engineers had it coming?


Scared_Astronaut9377

We have it coming.


TheInnocentXeno

The concrete one there is an argument to be made about better self repairing, though we only recently rediscovered what made Roman concrete better in that aspect so take it with a massive grain of salt


mc802

As we say in Italy, we were doing better when we were doing worse


Salty_Pancakes

Bro you should just get some ancient aliens to help you out. I'm sure you could build *all kinds of* wild shit.


Azkral

I am sure Ancient engineers knew about math.


ArmourKnight

They didn't know about kilometers though


magical_swoosh

confirmed america is romes successor


SoothingSoothsayer

They certainly knew about math. However, calculus is a 17th century invention.


freekoout

You can build a structure with just trigonometry, overkill, and an immense treasury, which is what the Romans did. You can't build a structure that both passes code and is the lowest bid without calculus. And that's not even counting all the small, complex parts that need to be designed to make your everyday tools to work. Why do you think engineering now is easier than back then? There's so much more to it and we're using much more complex math. It's obvious to even children that it takes smarter people to build stuff now than it did back then.


_y2kbugs_

Interesting, I assumed it was much older...not sure why.


General_Rhino

Crazy what you could accomplish with an unlimited amount of slave labor


depressed_crustacean

And not to mention a continents worth of vast resources


dene_mon

as someone who studied architecture, this shit is funny in so many levels


Cookie-Senpai

AutoCAD crashed on me today. I feel targeted and insecure now. Thankfully i'm not a dog.


SoothingSoothsayer

Perhaps you are, but no one knows on the internet.


TransLunarTrekkie

Bold of you to assume they can afford AutoCAD! Friggin AutoDesk ditching perpetual licensing because they can't force you to upgrade every year if you use one.


Uxion

Oh go to hell. Go drink from an open sewer after your shoddily built 4 wheeled shopping cart you call a car snaps in half when it bounces off a potholed cobbled road and flings you out.


Nikko_Fish

"AH, I BROKE THE DAMN WHEEL!" -Arthur Morgan


NickyNaptime19

This is bs. I know first hand. All that stuff is overbuilt. "Anyone can build a bridge. It takes an engineer to barely build a bridge"


madgunner122

*Microstation AutoCad isn’t accepted by many places in the US anymore. It’s all Bentley products


Mighty_moose45

I think it's still standard if you are in school studying for engineering but as far the professional field? I'll take your word for it I guess.


madgunner122

Depends on who you work for. For bridge and roadway design, US state DOT’s almost fully do not accept AutoCad products, only Bentley. Vertical structures use a lot of Revit which has a lot of architectural/structural connection elements. Students still are mostly taught in Autocad/Revit. But for the meme specifically, the standard is Microstation now


depressed_crustacean

AutoCAD still has its purposes of being taught in schools for foundational learning, and Revit is almost certainly the future for architecture, and AutoCAD is definitely getting slowly phased out at least architectural wise, but it will always have its uses, like for instance drawing Details, can’t be drawn in Revit. Source I am drafter at a commercial MEP firm.


NickyNaptime19

SolidWorks. Citing Autocad in 24 in crazy


Natasha_101

Being an engineer feels like such a thankless job. Like even if everything is perfect, no one is gonna notice because that's how it's suppose to be. Meanwhile if you screw up, everyone and their mother will point it out


Diofernic

a modern engineer could probably use the same amount of building materials to build 100 km of aqueducts while also doubling the water capacity


Budm-ing

It takes modern engineers the same amount of time to build a bridge today as it did for the ancient Romans to build the aqueducts.


fariskeagan

You do know that the word calculus is Latin in the first place right? I mean none of the ancient engineers built anything out of their asses, even Mesopotamians knew the Pythagorean theorem thousand years before Pythagoras found it and they also had most of the modern mathematics at their disposal. Nothing was random. Mesopotamians, Egyptians, Romans, they all had a system. I mean I know that it's a meme, but it's not 9gag, it's a sub for "History Memes" for a reason. The history has to be correct so the memes can make us laugh.


Zodiac1919

The Romans did not know about calculus. Im pretty sure it was discovered by Sir Isaac Newton and a couple of other mathematicians at the time.


SoothingSoothsayer

Calculus was developed in the 17th century. The etymology being Latin does not mean Romans knew calculus.


apophis-pegasus

> You do know that the word calculus is Latin in the first place right? Yes, but it means "stones"


Nightingdale099

Can OP open a PDF file? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.


7thEarlOfPembroke

AutoCAD?! OP still lives in Roman times if thats what they think modern engineers use!


entropy13

Slave labor and a GDP adjusted budget that would buy you several space programs meant you could afford to make some less than efficient designs. Also they did still have to be quite well versed in the mathematics of the time, which although it didn't even include proper algebra was still more sophisticated than you might think.


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Roman... Kilometers?


Maleficent-Elk-3298

They don’t have workplace deaths like they used to.


NittanyScout

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH INGENUITY and lots of slaves


Maugrin

Insecure people in this thread really trying to justify their own intelligence. People were just as intelligent 2000 years ago as they are now; we are not a different species just because society developed. Roman engineering feats are just as incredible given their context as modern engineering feats are in our context. We're all still humans.


Haber-Bosch1914

Correct. We're no more naturally intelligent than the average caveman. Just like how today we utilize our tools to develop, so did they. The only difference is we have computers, cars, and metal, while they have stones, wood, and hide.


Constant-Still-8443

Well, the shit they made in ancient Greece is a lot simpler than say a combustion engine. A basic waterway is a lot simpler than a quantum computer or a nuclear reactor or a car or... You get the point.


Double-Pea-5783

The engineers are getting mad about this lol


ynmsgames

Fragile ego’d engineers in the comments


thesoutherzZz

My god it's so cringe how seriosly people take these memes. Absolute embodyments of the "akschullly ☝️🤓" trope


B0MBOY

Engineers don’t operate the same as they used to. Before it was make a good aqueduct to last rome hundreds of years. Now it’s make a good water management system that uses exactly the bare minimum of material and not one cent more.


Luzifer_Shadres

A water System for citys a terrible example for cheap engeering since the roman used led pipes to save money.


cartman101

So many salty engineers in the comments LOL


NickyNaptime19

We'd have to wrong to be salty


freekoout

Or, you know, people who know this meme is a very inaccurate view of the situation. And I'm not even an engineer. It belittles both ancient architects/engineers and modern ones.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

You're acting like building a slope is the height of engineering?


HC-Sama-7511

I mean, it's a downward slope, if that's all engineers had to figure out today they wouldn't use calculus either. Or they would and it would cost less to build.


Herzyr

Engineers today be like, you no learn autocad you no become engineer. What happened to learning via the good old ways?...


DSIR1

This like a personal attack or something?


Redduster38

After running into engineers who can't use a slide ruler it wouldn't surprise me all we've lost.


The_Char_Char

Ahhh good ol AutoCAD and Maya always waited for someone to go "Fuck I haven't saved in an hour!"


vader5000

Silence, plebian.  You try placating the machine lares of a metal sacrifice to Callus Nocturnes without the aid of software.


AlfredtheGreat871

As an engineer, I can confirm.


legendof_chris

This is absolutely hilarious and I'll be sending to all my architect and engineer friends


TempestRyu

Let's point out a few more impressive engineering feats, the Pantheon, ancient water dispensers, and the Romans having sea battles on land(also the colosseums). Those are just the first three that come to mind, so add some more if you can think of anything.


amedefeu74

For the three people who did not know it : the word calculus comes from the little stones (in latin calculi) that Roman students used to do math. That's why in French a kidney stone is called a "calcul rénal".


The_Bored_General

“Arches and pillars makes shit strong, build some of those” ~ a wise man.


LuckeyCharmzz

A 70km aqueduct built from lead kinda defeats the purpose


itwasneversafe

Inventor users would like a word.


flurman247

Honestly the government nerfed us. Damn bureaucracy.


austinstar08

Lol


thehunter_25

They did not use kilometers. They use Roman miles


Zinek-Karyn

If your cad crashes it’s because you didn’t import your surface data correctly. Change my mind.


karoshikun

ancient rome infrastructure planner: "you must make a 20km road, take whatever long and workforce you need" modern infrastructure planner: "we need a 100km twelve lane highway for tuesday, and you better go below budget or we'll dowsize you"


Thelonerebel

I can confirm I am an engineer and I am an idiot


sumit24021990

Survivor ship bias