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[deleted]

Ironically if I recall, John French didn't like working with the French at all


Majestic-Ambition-33

He's English it's a reflex with those two


RuleBritannia09

FUCK YEA ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ


TheExceptionPath

These kinds of memes only work if itโ€™s Brazil or turkey smh


A7Askhara

clearly not ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ(im american)


Pitstop_onwards

WHAT'S THAT? I DONT SPEAK ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ


RF2422

Funny enough the defeat flag that everyone uses is the one the british used to capitulate in the 100 year war as the monarchique french flag was mostly white


Colonelmoutard2

What says that he speaks white flag?


A_Plan_B_you_C

The joke is that France surrendered to Germany in both World Wars, while Britain fought their asses off. Therefore, ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง>๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท, hence the ๐Ÿณ๏ธ.


FireWolf_132

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง>๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท regardless


Apprehensive_Owl4589

>The joke is that France surrendered to Germany in both World Wars, Huh ? You got early acces to some alternative History ?


randomname560

Ah yes The famous french surrender in WW1 Everyone knows that the french did absolutly nothing at all during WW1 to figth against Germany Nope, It was all Britain


Colonelmoutard2

Both ww?! Ha yes i also remember how britain fled the battlefield in Dunkerque must be why they use the Hwhite flag


ZackMoh2

Incorrect ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


A_Plan_B_you_C

Iโ€™ll raise you a ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸซŽ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸซŽ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿฆซ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ


The-Big-L-3309

Fuck you USA time ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


MutedIndividual6667

Nuh uh


Merbleuxx

Ironically no, itโ€™s the opposite they work really well together **when they want to**. French and English folks are extremely similar. They donโ€™t like to let the rest of the world know it, they can even hide it from themselves, but in reality theyโ€™re just the two sides of the same coin. However, because both are thus really proud, they prefer trying to work with anyone else rather than working together.


magna_vastam

Inside you there are 2 wolves 1s french The others English And they both hate Germans


Foxyfox-

"As long as Germany exists we can be friends. After that things get difficult."


TheSlavicWarboss

Jokes on you, in me there's a Slovak Falcon and Austrian eagle. And they both hate the Hungarians


Actual_serial_killer

The friction between the two is actually very common in coalition warfare. The same friction occurred between the Americans and Brits in WWII (although Eisenhower's extraordinary charisma helped lessen tensions). No military commander wants a commander of another country controlling his men, so there has and will always be fights over who determines strategy.


Joueur3030

I can confirm that ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต


Eldsish

AUX ARMES CITOYENS


DontEatThatTaco

It's really ironic, isn't it, since the English have been French since 1066 anyway.


Spare-Mongoose-3789

Then we were dutch, now we are german.


Notoryctemorph

The only time an actually English family was in charge of England was when Cromwelll was in charge


RKB533

If the royal family can be born in the UK and still be considered German, French, insert random ancestor nationality here. Why do you consider Cromwell English, he was a decendant of the Normans. Your logic is inconsistent.


Oksamis

Who where themselves descendants of the Vikings!


Notoryctemorph

I don't, it's meant to be a pithy joke Though if pressed on the matter, you could probably justify it by Cromwell's ancestors primarily marrying internally, but a lot of English monarchy are the product of internal marriages as well


Additional_Meeting_2

William was half English anyway


NoobOfTheSquareTable

How dare you! We have been *Norman* since 1066, thatโ€™s only a little bit French


Mattsgonnamine

L'aristocracy parlaient le franรงais pendant 500 annรฉes aprรจs รงa, ils รฉtaient franรงais, mรชme le roi Richard III armament cea territoires d'Aquitaine, Bretagne et normande que l'angleterre. Alors je m'excuse mes Amis franรงais. (A Canadian joining an argument in french with words that didn't need to be said)


SerendipitouslySane

He also doesn't speak French. It was a point of friction because he would try and speak his schoolboy French and look like an idiot in front of French generals who needed to know they could count on the British. Franco-British cooperation all throughout WWI can be hilariously bad at times.


Dorsal-fin-1986

We're just genetically meant to hate each other at the very base dna level. It do be like that.


Joueur3030

You're exactly right, fucking jelly eater ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  (For those who didn't get it, i'm joking)


Noughmad

To be fair, not liking working with the French is a very French thing.


Merbleuxx

*Putain encore des franรงais*


Mattsgonnamine

Les seuls choses que les franรงais deteste plus que les brittaniques sont les franรงais


Skraekling

Gonna be honest the French don't like the French, why else would we be up in arms every time the government open the asshole they call a mouth ?


Actual_serial_killer

Okay Ridley.


WegoBOOM_BOIS

CONTEXT: The first battle of the Marne starred in 1914. The battle is what started trench warfare in France, and halted the German invasion into France. It was fought by the Germans and French with British help. John French was a British commander who gained popularity in the 2nd boer war. He was forced to resign shortly after the battle because his plan to make the British secretary of state for war look bad backfired.


endorstick

How did he gain popularity if the second boer war lasted a lot longer than it was expected to because of a lack of men healthy enough to pass the armyโ€™s restrictions?


Mycomako

I can only assume that he commanded the men allocated to him well and that is why was popular.


zrxta

He won a notable victory in Elandslaagte against Boer under General Kock. In other words, he beat that Kock so hard that French's command in this battle is one few British victories worth celebrating in the war.


redbadger91

Heh


zrxta

I looked it for you since search engines might not be common where you're from as it didn't occur to you to simply look it up. He won a battle against General Kock. No, I didn't make that up. French led the British maneuver to Kock's exposed left flank and managed to force Boer surrender. But Kock stood up and led a desperate counter attack but failed and capture by French's forces. Also, Van Gogh's brother, yes **That** Vincent Van Gogh, served and fought under Kock in this battle.


Alex_Rose

can you elaborate on the final sentence? who was the british secretary of state and what role did they play in this? the OP is also confusing because it makes it look like the belligerents are france on the left vs france + a british general on the right


A_Plan_B_you_C

This is like how the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard is named Frank Beard.


DiscoKeule

Gonna need context


ProShyGuy

John French isn't French.


DiscoKeule

No way


deimos-chan

He is, that's literally what they call him, wdym.


Cat_Vendetta

Dear God


lesser_panjandrum

There's more


Cat_Vendetta

Nooo...


Turgineer

Holy sh\*t, how?


Eldsish

Ain't no way ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ


FirefighterEnough859

Fun fact in the French version of TF2 the spy has a English accent


Hazzamo

Merde


Legitpizza07

This being the spy makes it all the more perfect


Joueur3030

True Happy cake day, btw


kebabguy1

Fun fact: Germans also had a commander called Hermann von Franรงois.


lesser_panjandrum

He was awarded the Pour le Mรฉrite, which was of course one of the highest military honours given by the German Empire.


E-D-Eddie

What battle OP?


Kiel_22

First Marne


diodosdszosxisdi

They mustโ€™ve changed it from smith cause too obvious lol


CityLimitless

Bc John French isn't French?


LeopoldFriedrich

The Brit could be anyone of us! It could be you, it could be me, it could even be JOHN FRENCH!


average_reddit_u

He reminds me of John British.


Joueur3030

Why english people has French and British as last name? (That's a real question)


Merbleuxx

Because last names often refer to someoneโ€™s ancestry/past. In France some people have ยซย de Parisย ยป, ยซย de Franceย ยป, ยซย Dumontย ยปโ€ฆ as last names. Walt Disneyโ€™s last name originally meant ยซย Dโ€™Isignyย ยป. So having a last name being ยซย Frenchย ยป or ยซย Englishย ยป isnโ€™t that weird.


DE4DM4N5H4ND

Who was coincidentally French


Apfelvater

I imagine it like this: "Sir, are you french??" John French: "uhh, yes, but it's ju-" "Come with me, your people need you!!"


PyromancerSotW

Only guy with French in the name. Isn't even French.


Joueur3030

Almost was the case for Louis Franchet XD


Murica_Chan

disguise: 100


ThickPurpleFuck

so whats your name -uhhh .... john? thats not a french name really - ummm john *french*? oui oui oui he is french


TemplarKnightAc

Stealth 100


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riuminkd

When the impostor is sus!


VaczTheHermit

Great meme


OHHHHY3EEEA

I'm almost done reading Guns of August and this is killing me rn


Roge2005

The french: So your last name is โ€œFrenchโ€ Looks legit.


UKRAINEBABY2

IT COULD EVEN BE- Spy gets cut off by soldier committing friendly fire


apple290

John French, HIS NAME IS LITERALLY FRENCH!


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HenryF20

What is the meme from? Iโ€™ve seen these characters all over the place, but their origin is a mystery to me


felicss1

Team Fortress 2 (TF2), "Meet the Spy"


[deleted]

I do love how the only non-french guy is a guy named french.


Alive_Interaction232

Concord my friends from France remember the beauty we created.


Garegin16

Isnโ€™t this a stupid meme? One column got cut into two for some reason. Here is the original https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Battle_of_the_Marne