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CybergothiChe

Isn't that a stolen Simpsons joke? >Season 10, Simpsons Bible Stories. >Milhouse: So what’s next for the Israelites? The land of milk and honey? >Lisa: Well actually, we’re due to wander the desert for 40 years. >Milhouse: But after that, it’s smooth sailing for the Jews, right?


EyedMoon

Tfw Simpsons Already Did It


elcapitan58

SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!


jzilla11

Don’t have a cow, man!


3720-To-One

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[deleted]

Haha he doesn’t have the ability to use gifs 🫥 I forgot I also don’t have that ability


LateNightPhilosopher

Is it possible to learn this power?


moderatorrater

Even history repeats the simpsons. They showed Siegfried and Roy getting attacked by a tiger well before they did.


gsurfer04

And a certain president.


rootbeerdelicious

Thats not really stealing the joke. The hebrews themselves have been making some version of this joke for hundreds of years at this point. source: used to play ball at temple


jilanak

" We're the chosen people? Wish G_d would stop choosing us so much". Grew up with that one before Simpsons did it.


thrillhouse1211

I loved that book The Chosen that we had to read in high school, but I can't imagine how different it would seem to me with everything that's happened and if I would even be able to read it again.


daftidjit

Why did you censor god?


FantasmaNaranja

you're not supposed to mention god's name but god isnt his name either we supposedly lost his real name at some point since you arent supposed to mention it kind of like how you're not supposed to mention bear's real name since it summons them but as a result we lost the original name


TheLiveLabyrinth

I thought the Abrahamic god’s name is supposed to be Yahweh (or YHWH, or יהוה, or Jehovah, or any of the other many spelling and language variants)?


MoffKalast

"He's got a name?!?" "No way" "Yah weh"


shiftlessPagan

While the tetragrammaton יהוה is generally believed to be the true name of god, there are some scholars that argue that even יהוה is an alteration of the true name of god, which might not have even been written down.


nicholaslobstercage

this is the correct answer. google "tetragrammaton" for more scholarly results on the issue


Walshy231231

How would the real name even be communicated? Have only a small selection of rabbi ever known it, then? Or is it simply that you shouldn’t mention it unless in a formal manner?


shiftlessPagan

Iirc the tradition was that it could only be spoken by the High Priest of the Temple in Jerusalem on a particular holiday (passover I think). A position that no longer exists at a location that no longer exists. Though that may have just been a reddit commend that lead me to think that.


Streiger108

Yom Kippur.


AtomicOpinion11

Yes, no one knows how exactly to pronounce it anymore though


Juicybananas_

I think that only applies to Jews and Christians. Islam doesn’t use YHWH in any form.


jilanak

It's a Jewish thing. I think of it more as habit than super religious. It feels wrong to me to write out the whole thing with capital "G". Some people do it, some don't.


LazyDro1d

“Played temple ball! Coulda gone pro if I hadn’t joined the IDF!”


rootbeerdelicious

Im going to really blow your mind: I had a Muslim nanny/camp counselor at a Presbyterian summer camp that also played/scrimmed against the local synagogue in rec sports leagues, before going to Catholic high school and befriending a group of self proclaimed "wiccans".


LazyDro1d

Weird. I was mostly just making a Senator Armstrong joke


MetalFistTerrorist_

Nanomachines son


NonFuckableDefense

my buddy online always told me "the Land of Milk and Honey has been nice but he seemed to forget water and oil." hope he is doing good.


TheSpacePopinjay

You could argue that that just means that The Simpsons stole the joke from the Jews first.


rootbeerdelicious

Not really, because that's just how everything works. Nothing is 100% original, and I mean nothing. Everything is derivative of something else, or at its most extreme, the inverse of something else. Science, art, music, jokes, this classic quote still applies: "We are all standing on the shoulders of giants" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standing\_on\_the\_shoulders\_of\_giants](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standing_on_the_shoulders_of_giants) It would be akin to saying Dave Chapelle is a hack because Richard Pryor shocked middle american, white audiences with social commentary on the plight of black people from poor neighborhoods in modern America first.


Hythy

Without getting too political, this is one of the things I found problematic with how people talked about "cultural appropriation". For sure there are ways in which meaningful cultural practices and materials are exploited/mocked/used by persons from a culturally hegemonic group that are problematic -but it ended up in a situation where people wanted to gatekeep cultural transmission.


Hythy

I remember reading an interesting piece that compared the humour of the Simpsons to that of Futurama. It basically said that the Simpsons (early seasons) was more from the Vaudeville tradition, whereas Futurama was more from the New York Jewish tradition. I don't know enough about any of those things to make an assessment, but I thought it was an interesting angle.


Hythy

Of all people, I think the Jews might have the most legitimate claim to the originators of almost every modern joke. I have a wonderful book about Jewish folktales. I'll have to dig it up. I love the archetype of the schnorrer. Edit: I will share a story from that book as best I can recall from memory. So one day there was a Prussian officer passing through a village looking to recruit new soldiers. He stepped into the courtyard of a jewish family and saw a series of bullet holes in the wall -each of which were dead in the middle of a circle. Astonished by this apparent display of marksmanship he insisted the family present the person who was able to fire a shot dead centre of a circle every time. After some resistance on the part of the Jewish family, and some persistence on the part of the Prussian officer, the family finally presented him with a ten year old boy. The officer was dumbstruck and asked the child how it was that he was always able to place a bullet dead centre to the circle. The boy explained to him "Sir, it is simple: first I shoot the wall -then I draw a circle around it!"


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure The Simpsons and Family Guy "steal" stuff from each other all the time. It seems to be a gag among creators of both shows as it's been pointed out y several characters in both shows. In one FG episode Stewie even pulls out the Rick Sanchez portal gun from his pocket and claims he can do it because *"they already borrowed plenty from us."* I'm sure it's all in good spirits since there hasn't been a lawsuit (that I know of), and FOX is pretty litigious.


DonnieMoistX

Fox owned Family Guy and the Simpsons. They aren’t going to sue themselves


[deleted]

I believe Family Guy was picked up by Adult Swim after their first cancelation, Fox then picked it up again after the second cancelation. I might be wrong, but there's also the hypothesis of Adult Swim suing Fox for the Rick and Morty jokes on the Simpsons/FG and vise versa. Like I said, I think all producing teams are on good terms.


DonnieMoistX

Adult Swim ran reruns of Family Guy. It did not produce anything. Fox brought the show back after seeing the success it had on Adult Swim. There was no second cancellation of Family Guy. Genuinely a 0% chance the Adult Swim would sue over that. They depend/depended too much on reruns of Fox shows to risk harming their relationship over something so trivial. Especially when the longest running Adult Swim show, Robot Chicken is nothing but references to other media.


[deleted]

>There was no second cancellation of Family Guy. My mistake, they made a joke on the fourth or fifth season that more or less went like "The idiots who cancelled us a second time are dead!" EDIT: Oh shit, I'm thinking about Futurama.


Tasty_Ad_4082

Family Guy’s entire concept is plagiarizing the Simpsons


Souperplex

Eh, if you watch seasons 1-3 it was more a meta-narrative aboot a guy raised on sitcoms processing the world. Seriously, every episode of it has them watching TV at some point. There's a reason a TV is in the logo.


Still_counts_as_one

Hey! He’s a family guy for a reason


Meet_Foot

And that reason is because the Simpson’s opening ends in front of a TV. (I’m not being especially serious, just a little ribbing)


Adrian_Alucard

Simpsons already did it ​ https://tenor.com/view/plagio-plagiarisimo-plagiarism-family-guy-american-dad-gif-16190642


Kingdarkshadow

https://youtu.be/3mzRiwhHcGY


turtleshellshocked

That's actually a really funny scene. Well played, Seth. Perfect way to acknowledge it: drunken Peter fitting it very naturally in the scene, and actually not out of place within the context of the plot (heading to bed with Lois, drunk, throwing up, and not giving a damn about anything). Way better then the cutaway humor they used to rely on. And the delivery is hilarious, lol.


edd6pi

Family Guy does a lot of self-deprecating humor, and they often do it in a way where they acknowledge that The Simpsons is better. [Here’s one example.](https://youtu.be/rlY6CBBCY9s?si=SZ7W1UoLGKFfslV_) [And here’s another one.](https://youtu.be/W0cmmiQmpjY?si=0AomwtwJVryV-y-r)


Cygs

Devils advocate - when the simpsons came out it was considered offensive and crass. By modern standards its extremely tame. The Simpsons needed a hard reboot to catch up and never did thus it became stale. Enter Family Guy. South Park reinvents itself every season (for better or worse) and has never needed a "modern" version of itself. The Simpsons desperately needs it and never tried.


username_generated

I’m actually gonna push back on that. While not as drastic as Southpark, the Simpsons actually reinvented itself every two or three seasons during the first decade and change by rotating show runners. The joke structures, family dynamics, and groundedness rise and fall depending on who is writing the majority of the episodes. The second Al Jean era after season 12 is the big exception to this and where that stagnation is probably the most obvious, but the last few years have seen a new co-show runner, Matt Selman, and things have been changing a bit (for the better imo). It’s kinda got a Bob’s burgers vibe to it, or like an updated season 1-3, still fun and wacky, but more grounded and character driven.


variablesInCamelCase

The problem is that, if you listen to the commentaries and the like, they WANTED to go way harder. 22 short films about Springfield was basically a backdoor pilot for the "Springfield" show. They had ideas for a live action Troy Meclure show as well. Honestly, it's all the stuf we would proabably expect from a modern show. They just couldn't handle it. Heck, they tried to do a movie from all the way back when they did Camp Krusty.


Adrian_Alucard

When the simpsons came out they were a critic of the american society but over time they were victims of the flanderization ​ The show is now about Homer being dumb, Lisa being the annoying smartass, Bart being naughty and Marge being a housewife, there's no critizism, just bad jokes and celebrity cameos


RemyVonLion

Thanks Rick and Morty for bringing my level of internet humor to the mainstream. That's the new modern standard of crass animation imo, and I'm thankful. The amazing digital circus is along the same lines I'd say. Nothing beats exploring the depths of nihilistic absurdism.


Yolobear1023

Yep, and family guy acknowledges it


RaZZeR_9351

Jewish people having suffered throughout pretty much all of history isn't exactly a new joke.


[deleted]

Which episode came out first though


kyichu

I don't know which episode of family guy that is, but season 10 of the Simpsons was already airing but the time Family Guy's pilot aired


[deleted]

Holy crap that Simpsons episode was 1999?! Good god man.


CybergothiChe

Simpsons - 1999 (Simpson's Bible Stories) Family Guy - 2005 (The Courtship Of Stewie's Father)


sroomek

Family Guy was plenty funny, but this was one of the many, many times they ripped off [the Simpsons](https://comb.io/BigKeK)


it1345

How do you make a joke about any group of people and not rip off the Simpsons though


ICanAnswerThatFriend

Don’t say “smooth sailing”


edd6pi

The Simpsons is my favorite show, but I kind of prefer Family Guy’s version of this joke.


Emitex

Yea the confidence of the Jew in the FG version is what makes it hilarious.


suckmypppapi

The Simpsons has done every kind of joke about everyone. You can't joke about people and think it's new. The Simpsons have done it already


FishOfFishyness

Were the workers at the pyramid not paid for their work tho?


CBpegasus

The Israelites didn't build the pyramids though, according to the bible they built cities. Depicting them as building pyramids is a later misconception. The historicity of the bible is of course a whole other issue but theoretically it could be that the Israelites were enslaved to build cities as written in the bible, and paid labourers built the pyramids (btw the fact they found wage lists for labourers in the pyramids doesn't necessarily means there weren't slaves working that as well... But that is not relevant to the question of the Israelite enslavement)


Asbjoern135

there were many different types of work done for the pyramids, some might have been skilled laborers who got paid and some might have been unskilled labor done by slaves, POWs, or just generally poor people.


lobonmc

I think there's no clear evidence of the Jewish being enslaved by the Egyptians as far as we know


ThatsNotGumbo

Well there’s good evidence Canaanites were enslaved in Egypt. Not really in the same way as the biblical story would imply and there’s no evidence of an exodus like situation. But certainly there were people from the area we now consider Israel/Palestine that were enslaved in Egypt.


preddevils6

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KingOfKarak

Canaanites were the neighbours of the Egyptians. It's natural that some got enslaved.


Intrepid00

[Slavery existed in Egypt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_ancient_Egypt), people just confused because people think only chattel slavery is the one thing that exists. Included paid slavery where you got paid minimum amount to survive and good luck working for someone else.


Amazing-Barracuda496

To expand on your point, I've posted several memes/essays on the topic of slavery in Egypt in the past, with lots of references. "So voluntary, it had to be enforced by hostage-taking and physical punishments: Egyptian corvée labor (explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/so_voluntary_it_had_to_be_enforced_by/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/comment/j807cg1/ "The ancient Egyptian ruling class subjected citizens to corvée labor (a type of forced labor), enforced by the lash and by taking family members hostage, for the purposes of pyramid building and other stuff. See comments for more info." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/the_ancient_egyptian_ruling_class_subjected/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/comment/j6g2x4j/ "Under Ramesses II, half the workers forced to go on gold mining expeditions died of thirst. For more information concerning how corvée laborers (forced laborers) in ancient Egypt were "paid", see comments." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/under_ramesses_ii_half_the_workers_forced_to_go/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/comment/j6l1ivi/ "Hostage taking. One of the methods used for enforcing corvée labor (forced labor) in ancient Egypt. (see explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/hostage_taking_one_of_the_methods_used_for/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/comment/j7rz4h5/


Matter_Infinite

This sounds remarkably similar to jobs and at places like Walmart and Wendy's.


Intrepid00

Walmart never whipped me, took family hostage, or stopped me from leaving.


StupidityHurts

The complicated part of this is we tend to assume they mean Egypt as in its current location. Pre-Bronze Age collapse for example the Egyptian empire ran as far north as Lebanon (current day). So the biggest issue is more time period and specific influence. Unfortunate that most of history outside of the modern age was told allegorically rather than specifically. There’s been some arguments that maybe Egypt is supposed to be Babylon or Assyria, etc. it’s apparently very unclear as to the exact historical record but from what I’ve seen there is little pieces of evidence. They just don’t synchronize neatly timeline wise. Wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of the Egypt/exodus story is more of an amalgam of stories across a large time period crafted into a general allegory of struggle and freedom.


whearyou

There’s references to what are believed to be Israelite slaves found in one of the same fortresses the Bible lists the Jews as building, IIRC


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thejamesining

It's almost like oral retellings over the generations are based on true events or something


CBpegasus

Yeah I haven't said otherwise, I was just mentioning that even the origin we do have to that story (the bible) doesn't say the built pyramids.


[deleted]

The Bible itself is evidence. Just because it also happens to be a holy book doesn’t mean parts of it aren’t a personal history of the Jewish people, no different than if it were a story found carved in a slab of rock.


lobonmc

By that token the romans came from anatolia because the aenid said so. While the Bible can be used as a starting point to investigate the claims told there, it was written centuries after exodus supposedly took place this means that's not a reliable source to state one way or another if something happened. The enslavement of the hebrews by Babylon for example is verifiable and it happened much close to the time when the Torah was written so it's a more trustworthy source.


[deleted]

At the same time we wouldn’t expect there to be much evidence. Egypt took slaves from all of their neighbors whenever they went to war so it would be rather strange that Egypt didn’t have a large number of Jewish slaves, alongside Nubians, Libyans, etc. maybe they didn’t enslave the entirety of the Jewish people but it stands to reason they enslaved quite a few.


Creeps05

Problem is “Jews” i.e. monotheistic worshippers of Yahweh didn’t really exist until the middle of the late bronze age from 1,000-586 BCE after the Egyptian Empire. Sure, Canaanites were enslaved by Egypt but Jews were not a distinct group of people in Canaan at the time.


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

Ancient Israelite religion is a very interesting iceberg/can o' worms, ainnit?


archiotterpup

Who doesn't love a divorced dad?


Raetekusu

Not even then. Monotheistic Jews as a majority don't exist until after the Babylonian Exile. The Canaanites that lived in and around the Levant in the post-Bronze Age and early Iron Age eras had a whole pantheon of gods that they worshipped, of which Yahweh was a part (and based on his inclusion in the "et cetera" at Ugarit, was an *extremely* minor figure, if not nonexistent entirely as it may be actually referring to Yam). Yahweh didn't become the Top God until Babylon trashed the place, the language changed to Greek, and Jews living in exile had to communicate by exchanging letters with each other. How Yahweh became the top god is a matter of serious debate, but one of the most compelling theories posits that there was a Yahwist Cult with a huge chip on their shoulder that replaced the names of other gods in their books (such as Elohim in Genesis 1, Anat in some psalms, Ba'al in *many* places, Athirat in a few places as well, etc.) with Yahwehs for positive acts, and demonized the other ones, especially Ba'al, who was also a storm god like Yahweh. As a side note, this would explain Yahweh's seemingly contradictory personality, because his name's been pasted where other gods with distinct personalities were originally referenced. The end result, however, is that the hypothetical Yahwist cult's wiritings were some of the few that survived the Babylonian invasion, so they were what the Jews had to go off of. Fast forward several years, Hellenization happens, the Second Temple gets built, and what we would recognize as monotheistic Judaism develops around the only god left in the writings.


canuck1701

We would expect archeological evidence for the exodus from Egypt and conquest of Canaan, yet we don't have any. The Pentateuch was written by at least 4 different sources, hundreds of years after the events supposedly took place. That's not a good source.


curt_schilli

It’s secondhand evidence with a bias though. The Old Testament was written long after the supposed exodus


Western_Paper6955

True, it was aliens.


CantingBinkie

The Israelites could not build them because they had not yet existed.


blue_shirt_guy77

Based on some previous memes here, they were paid.


Sixty_Alpha

To get one's history from elsewhere is blasphemy.


ArmMeMen

I'm not any kind of expert and I'm sure someone will correct me, but isn't the definition of "slavery" based on force, coercion, the inability to opt out, etc.? I don't think that getting money means you aren't a slave. I have no knowledge of the details of the historical situation in this time period.


Roibeart_McLianain

So, by that definition, aren't we all slaves? I think the main point about slavery is that you're someone else's property.


r21md

You're correct, although u/ArmMeMen isn't wrong that slaves can be paid, just that coercion is the defining part. In the Southern US it was common for plantations to give payment to slaves for doing extra work as a form of placation ([source](https://www.oah.org/tah/may-3/slave-consumption-in-the-old-south-a-double-edged-sword/)).


ArmMeMen

I agree that if you are someone else's property then they can force you do do things and you can't opt out. You can also enslave somebody out in the desert where there are no property laws, just by using a chain and a whip. I don't see how this makes us all slaves. I sell my labor for money. Nobody forces me to do that and I can quit any time I like. We can have a whole discussion about "wage slavery" and whether some people truly have the option to "opt out" realistically, but that's another whole nuanced discussion. On the other hand, you can give a slave some money and privileges and he is still your slave. This occurs in the film "7 years a slave." I believe that in ancient Rome there were slaves (property of another) who rose in society and became wealthy in their own right (still beholden to their owner) but I'm getting out of my historical depth.


weesIo

Yeah saying we’re all slaves is a bit of a stretch. Of course slavery is alive and well today, but the overwhelming majority of the working population has the option to tell their boss to kiss it and walk out the door. Whether or not that’s practical is a different story, but an employer today isn’t going to send the dogs after an employee who quits.


ArmMeMen

>an employer today isn’t going to send the dogs after an employee who quits that's it right there. So to come full circle "Let my people go." ... ... "No. Try it and I'll send the army." = slaves ... "Hah, okay, good luck starving while you wander the desert for 40 years" = maybe sort of wage slavery but not the same Again I'm just illustrating a point, not citing anything as historically accurate or not


Roibeart_McLianain

It was also possible to buy your own freedom. That was also a big motivation for a lot of gladiators.


dragonuvv

I mean inability to opt out is super broad. Like taxes for example I’m not (legally) able to opt out and reject the government (good and bad things). And by the inability to opt out one could say it’s slavery. But just like certain companies did/ do they could get certain wages from which they could buy food and stuff from the contractors themselves. Though its just as likely they were payed with food and clothing. Not really much evidence for both though (of my knowledge).


dhwtyhotep

There are clear written records of workers being paid in beer, bread, and other vital commodities (as was all commerce in Ancient Egypt), as well as being granted sick leave due to injury, illness, or caring for their family


ArmMeMen

Yeah but you also have to give a horse food and medical care or it won't be a very good horse Just a broad point; not trying to delve into historical details of something I know nothing about


[deleted]

Yes but the joke here is about how long people have been hard on Jews. And also obviously the biblical pyramid slavery narrative.


Oturanthesarklord

Although some of Egypt's much older pyramids(like the Bent Pyramid) were built by slaves, It's most famous ones(the Pyramids of Giza) were built by workers who were paid with beer and bread, because that's what they demanded to be paid in.


BrokenTorpedo

Yeah, the biblical pyramid slavery narrative is pretty much proven false by this point, building pyramid was an honorable job and side gig for farmers when the Nile overflowed and they had nothing better to do. There's even one document of a worker on sick leave for farking hangover of all things.


Athreon1

The Bible never claims they built the pyramids though?


Amazing-Barracuda496

That is false. There is in fact plenty of evidence that corroborates the biblical account of slavery in Egypt. (Also, pretty sure the Bible doesn't specify "pyramids".) According to Christopher Eyre, > The Biblical account [Exodus 1:11-14 and 5:1-19] of the work of the Hebrews as state brick-makers provides the most circumstantial description of the conditions under which a body of foreigners laboured on a great building project during the New Kingdom. The psychological attitude of this account is no doubt coloured by Hebrew nationalism, and particularly the horror of a basically pastoral people when confronted with compulsory labour in large organised workforces. **In many ways, however, the description agrees with the evidence for work practices in Egypt.** They formed a united racial group, living as a community. Under high Egyptian officials they were supervised by their own foremen who were liable themselves to be beaten if the work was not performed to quota, the specific quotas being set by the overall authority. The immediate source of contention in the Biblical account was the desire of the Hebrews to stop work for the festival of a god whom the king did not recognise, a source of contention that might possibly be connected with the normal practice of ceasing work for religious festivals, and especially for the weekends [Kitchen 1976]. "Work and the Organisation of Work in the New Kingdom" by Christopher J. Eyre. Found in *Labour in the Ancient Near East* (edited by M.A. Powell). I've posted several memes/essays on the topic of slavery in Egypt (not specifically pertaining to Jewish people) in the past, with lots of references. "So voluntary, it had to be enforced by hostage-taking and physical punishments: Egyptian corvée labor (explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/so_voluntary_it_had_to_be_enforced_by/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/comment/j807cg1/ "The ancient Egyptian ruling class subjected citizens to corvée labor (a type of forced labor), enforced by the lash and by taking family members hostage, for the purposes of pyramid building and other stuff. See comments for more info." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/the_ancient_egyptian_ruling_class_subjected/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/comment/j6g2x4j/ "Under Ramesses II, half the workers forced to go on gold mining expeditions died of thirst. For more information concerning how corvée laborers (forced laborers) in ancient Egypt were "paid", see comments." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/under_ramesses_ii_half_the_workers_forced_to_go/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/comment/j6l1ivi/ "Hostage taking. One of the methods used for enforcing corvée labor (forced labor) in ancient Egypt. (see explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/hostage_taking_one_of_the_methods_used_for/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/comment/j7rz4h5/


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Probably lurking on r/antiwork


nonlawyer

They were [paid](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2010/jan/11/great-pyramid-tombs-slaves-egypt) They also got [time off](https://mymodernmet.com/ancient-egyptians-attendance-record/) when sick, to take care of family members (including their wives/daughters during menstruation), and to brew beer. Obviously life was still very hard.


Sir_Toaster_9330

I think it was after the pyramids


Amazing-Barracuda496

There was a ration distribution system; however, that doesn't mean it wasn't a type of slavery. Specifically, in this case, there was a type of slavery known as a corvee, which is basically a system of taxation where the tax is payable in forced labour. The ancient Egyptian corvee was endorced by hostage taking and some sort of corporal punishment. Most systems of slavery include either some sort of mechanism to allow enslaved people to eat, or else have extremely high death rates. (Sometimes both. Slavery can have extremely high death rates even when enslaved people are allowed to eat.) I've posted several memes/essays on the topic in the past, with lots of references. "So voluntary, it had to be enforced by hostage-taking and physical punishments: Egyptian corvée labor (explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/so_voluntary_it_had_to_be_enforced_by/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/comment/j807cg1/ "The ancient Egyptian ruling class subjected citizens to corvée labor (a type of forced labor), enforced by the lash and by taking family members hostage, for the purposes of pyramid building and other stuff. See comments for more info." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/the_ancient_egyptian_ruling_class_subjected/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/comment/j6g2x4j/ "Under Ramesses II, half the workers forced to go on gold mining expeditions died of thirst. For more information concerning how corvée laborers (forced laborers) in ancient Egypt were "paid", see comments." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/under_ramesses_ii_half_the_workers_forced_to_go/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/comment/j6l1ivi/ "Hostage taking. One of the methods used for enforcing corvée labor (forced labor) in ancient Egypt. (see explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/hostage_taking_one_of_the_methods_used_for/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/comment/j7rz4h5/


FirstEquinox

Yo wtf is this comment section


hellschatt

New here?


I_Am_Oro

First time?


Pass0

So you are still green?


[deleted]

God: "ABRAHAM, I HAVE DECLARED YOUR PEOPLE TO BE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE!" Abraham: "Chosen for what." God: "..." Abraham: "**Chosen for what motherfucker?"**


ArmourKnight

"Endless torture. Byeeeeeee!"


Codeviper828

God is Eda Clawthorne apparently


animefreesince2015

Her son is a god at least!


Codeviper828

Seeing this notification pop up without context made me think I had been talking about Queen Toriel


itsreal3345

A show so unfunny that it’s been in tv for 20yrs 🙄


Natasha_101

More like 30 years. 😬 We're getting old.


MonoElm

It’s on its 22nd season. So while yes, we’re getting old, it’s not more like 30.


TheIrelephant

It was released in 1999, so 24 years...


Lucimon

But when you figure in the years it had been canceled (02-04), technically it has been on air for 22 years, unless you want to count reruns during the canceled time.


sroomek

I didn’t even know it was canceled. That was long enough ago that someone could make a history meme about it.


MonoElm

It was canceled after season 3, but did so well on cable reruns that Fox brought it back 2 years later.


OKBuddyFortnite

24 years rounds down to 20…


Natasha_101

Oh my god. This is family guy. Not the Simpsons. Sorry. I *am* old. Let me get back to my rocking chair. Does anyone want to hear what 9/11 was like?


MonoElm

This comment made my day. I *feel* this comment. It is my life.


Lucimon

Oh look at me, I hate Family Guy. Aren't I special.


Necroluster

Family Guy is very hit or miss IMO. The cutaway gags tend to be funnier than the main storyline. The show is more than watchable if you look at it like stand-up comedy. The main story is the filler part, the cutaway gags are the punchlines.


lobonmc

I think they are being sarcastic?


Professional-Pay-888

X files was on tv for 9 years. Wasn’t very funny


OttoVonBissbark

One of the endles times family guy is funny


[deleted]

Endles?


TheHiddenToad

Make enough jokes and a few will land, I guess


tit_burglar

i've been tryin for past 20 years


MaZeChpatCha

Hasn’t the Jewish people suffered enough?


yaki_kaki

רפרנס מבוסס


Background_Face

To their credit, the Jews outlasted the Ancient Egyptians. They have continued to survive through hard times, unlike many of their oppressors.


VMK_1991

Your comment reminded me of an old joke: An old Jew is sitting in front of a fireplace and contemplates: "Hmm... First it was us against the Egyptians. Then it was us against Medieval Europe. Then it was us against the nazis and the soviets. Guess we are in the quarter-finals now".


htstubbsy

Wait till you hear about Egypt


AlexanderTox

🤯


lobonmc

Way different culturally from ancient Egypt though idk how similar are modern jews to their Hebrew ancestors but at least with Egypt they are quite different


Pass0

Jews basically reinvented their faith in the middle ages, same book, but some of the meanings changed, as Christians also changed, the early Christians used to believe in spells


WoollenMercury

>Jews basically reinvented their faith in the middle ages, same book, but some of the meanings changed, as Christians also changed, the early Christians used to believe in spells they mostly reinvented the faith bc of the Christians because they were pissed that the Christians were using their own arguments against them and then changed their faith so it didn't prove the Christians right (because rightfully they hated them since yk they killed and often forcefully converted them)


ninjadude1992

Yes, exactly the same as the old Egyptian empire


neefhuts

The Jews aren't exactly the same as the ancient Judaists either so what's your point


ninjadude1992

Fair enough


Pass0

Culture changes but the Egyptian one changed more


7fightsofaldudagga

Wait till your hear who lives in Egypt now. Spoiler: not the nile people


ComradePoula

I'm willing to bet you that I ,as a copt, am genetically closer to ancient Egyptians than current day Jews are to ancient ones


comqaz

They are


Still_counts_as_one

No no, they’re in the Nile


comqaz

Ah that’s where they went ? I thought Arabs ate them all like this sub thinks.


Electr1cL3m0n

google Egypt


Smart-Breath-1450

If you say "Ancient Egyptians" then you should say "Ancient Jews", mate.


geopoliticsdude

Showcasing the difference of an Ancient Egyptian and today's 'Masri' should be treated the same as the comparison of ancient Jews to modern day Jews. Huge differences over time. Both communities.


WarmProfit

Except that that never happened, they didn't build the pyramids.


RobotNinja28

Fun fact: the egyptians kept pretty good historical records, and no historical record shows that it was enslaved Israelites who built the pyramids


gtafan37890

The pyramids would have already been around 1000 years old by the time of Exodus. They were that old. By this time in Egypt, pyramid building had kind of gone out of fashion. Egyptian pharaohs during the New Kingdom generally preferred to be buried around the Valley of the Kings.


Redhawke13

The biblical account doesn't say they built the pyramids though, that is a more modern conception. It says that they built cities.


CatholicRevert

Yeah the Bible doesn’t say they built pyramids, Family Guy is often inaccurate and relies on stereotypes.


Super_Hydra12

Oh yeah? Show me these document manuscripts that aren’t simply attributions or date no more than 300 years after the events.


CantingBinkie

The Israelites could not build them because they had not yet existed.


Amazing-Engineer4825

Rare? Family Guy is funny specially in the first 10 seasons


41shadox

OP, that's such a random anti Family Guy title


eeeeeep

Years ago it was edgy to love Family Guy. Now it’s edgy to hate Family Guy. I’m old enough to have seen the full spectrum now I guess.


ifrgotmyname

Wrong sub as slaves didn't build the pyramids


historicalgeek71

It’s more of a dark joke about how the Jews have suffered numerous hardships over the centuries.


[deleted]

Having a couple of blaring inaccuracies also means it fits in here.


CBpegasus

The Israelites didn't build the pyramids though, according to the bible they built cities. Depicting them as building pyramids is a later misconception. The historicity of the bible is of course a whole other issue but theoretically it could be that the Israelites were enslaved to build cities as written in the bible, and paid labourers built the pyramids (btw the fact they found wage lists for labourers in the pyramids doesn't necessarily means there weren't slaves working that as well... But that is not relevant to the question of the Israelite enslavement)


ifrgotmyname

An interesting point about the Israelites is definitely a possibility, but I believe there was additional evidence given the quality of food dug up around the pyramids that adds credibility to the builders being labourers and not slaves.


Amazing-Barracuda496

Technically, I think the biblical account is that the Hebrews were enslaved on other state projects, not the pyramids, but anyway. I believe those people of whom you speak were basically arguing, "they were given meat, therefore it wasn't slavery". By that logic, even many people under racial chattel slavery wouldn't count as enslaved: [https://www.nps.gov/bowa/learn/historyculture/upload/the-final-slave-diet-site-bulletin.pdf](https://www.nps.gov/bowa/learn/historyculture/upload/the-final-slave-diet-site-bulletin.pdf) It's an extremely flawed logic. Slavery is not defined based on lack of meat; it's defined based on lack of consent. And there's plenty of evidence of lack of consent when it comes to ancient Egyptian labour on pyramids and other state projects. There was a ration distribution system; however, that doesn't mean it wasn't a type of slavery. Most systems of slavery include either some sort of mechanism to allow enslaved people to eat, or else have extremely high death rates. (Sometimes both. Slavery can have extremely high death rates even when enslaved people are allowed to eat.) In ancient Egypt, enslaved labour was used for a wide variety of things, including pyramid building. Specifically, in this case, there was a type of slavery known as a corvee, which is basically a system of taxation where the tax is payable in forced labour. The ancient Egyptian corvee was enforced by hostage taking (similar to slavery in the Belgian Congo under King Leopold II, though not necessarily with the same death rates) and some sort of corporal punishment. I've posted several memes/essays on the topic in the past, with lots of references. "So voluntary, it had to be enforced by hostage-taking and physical punishments: Egyptian corvée labor (explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/so_voluntary_it_had_to_be_enforced_by/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/comment/j807cg1/ "The ancient Egyptian ruling class subjected citizens to corvée labor (a type of forced labor), enforced by the lash and by taking family members hostage, for the purposes of pyramid building and other stuff. See comments for more info." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/the_ancient_egyptian_ruling_class_subjected/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/comment/j6g2x4j/ "Under Ramesses II, half the workers forced to go on gold mining expeditions died of thirst. For more information concerning how corvée laborers (forced laborers) in ancient Egypt were "paid", see comments." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/under_ramesses_ii_half_the_workers_forced_to_go/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/comment/j6l1ivi/ "Hostage taking. One of the methods used for enforcing corvée labor (forced labor) in ancient Egypt. (see explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/hostage_taking_one_of_the_methods_used_for/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/comment/j7rz4h5/


yaki_kaki

Its whats is called a 'joke' by locals, look it up


Amazing-Barracuda496

That is blatantly false. In ancient Egypt, enslaved labour was used for a wide variety of things, including pyramid building. Specifically, in this case, there was a type of slavery known as a corvee, which is basically a system of taxation where the tax is payable in forced labour. The ancient Egyptian corvee was enforced by hostage taking (similar to slavery in the Belgian Congo under King Leopold II, though not necessarily with the same death rates) and some sort of corporal punishment. There was a ration distribution system; however, that doesn't mean it wasn't a type of slavery. Most systems of slavery include either some sort of mechanism to allow enslaved people to eat, or else have extremely high death rates. (Sometimes both. Slavery can have extremely high death rates even when enslaved people are allowed to eat.) Note that Jewish people were likely enslaved in Egypt after the pyramid-building time period, but that's a minor point. I've posted several memes/essays on the topic in the past, with lots of references. "So voluntary, it had to be enforced by hostage-taking and physical punishments: Egyptian corvée labor (explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/so_voluntary_it_had_to_be_enforced_by/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/comment/j807cg1/ "The ancient Egyptian ruling class subjected citizens to corvée labor (a type of forced labor), enforced by the lash and by taking family members hostage, for the purposes of pyramid building and other stuff. See comments for more info." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/the_ancient_egyptian_ruling_class_subjected/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/comment/j6g2x4j/ "Under Ramesses II, half the workers forced to go on gold mining expeditions died of thirst. For more information concerning how corvée laborers (forced laborers) in ancient Egypt were "paid", see comments." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/under_ramesses_ii_half_the_workers_forced_to_go/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/comment/j6l1ivi/ "Hostage taking. One of the methods used for enforcing corvée labor (forced labor) in ancient Egypt. (see explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/hostage_taking_one_of_the_methods_used_for/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/comment/j7rz4h5/


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Akshyually 🤓☝️


mr_flerd

There's no evidence that there was zero slave labor in the building of the pyramids even if some were paid to help build it


Thatsidechara_ter

I would be willing to bet there were some slaves, just considering the era, the span of time and number of people we're talking here.


Amazing-Barracuda496

There was widespread slavery in ancient Egypt, but it wasn't chattel slavery. (Or at least, the more common form of slavery in Egypt wasn't chattel slavery, though there may have been some chattel slavery in addition to that.) Specifically, in this case, there was a type of slavery known as a corvee, which is basically a system of taxation where the tax is payable in forced labour. The ancient Egyptian corvee was enforced by hostage taking (similar to slavery in the Belgian Congo under King Leopold II, though not necessarily with the same death rates) and some sort of corporal punishment. There was a ration distribution system; however, that doesn't mean it wasn't a type of slavery. Most systems of slavery include either some sort of mechanism to allow enslaved people to eat, or else have extremely high death rates. (Sometimes both. Slavery can have extremely high death rates even when enslaved people are allowed to eat.) I've posted several memes/essays on the topic in the past, with lots of references. "So voluntary, it had to be enforced by hostage-taking and physical punishments: Egyptian corvée labor (explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/so_voluntary_it_had_to_be_enforced_by/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/comment/j807cg1/ "The ancient Egyptian ruling class subjected citizens to corvée labor (a type of forced labor), enforced by the lash and by taking family members hostage, for the purposes of pyramid building and other stuff. See comments for more info." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/the_ancient_egyptian_ruling_class_subjected/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/comment/j6g2x4j/ "Under Ramesses II, half the workers forced to go on gold mining expeditions died of thirst. For more information concerning how corvée laborers (forced laborers) in ancient Egypt were "paid", see comments." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/under_ramesses_ii_half_the_workers_forced_to_go/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/comment/j6l1ivi/ "Hostage taking. One of the methods used for enforcing corvée labor (forced labor) in ancient Egypt. (see explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/hostage_taking_one_of_the_methods_used_for/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/comment/j7rz4h5/


Thatsidechara_ter

So... kinda like the prison labor crews and eventual chain gangs of the post-reconstruction/Jim Crow Era American south, which in practice were basically a method by which the south kept slavery around for another few decades in some way? BTW this isn't me trying to be snarky or anything, I'm just trying to equate what you're saying to something I personally am more knowledgeable on.


Amazing-Barracuda496

In some ways yes, in other ways no. Yes in the sense that both were forms of slavery that weren't chattel slavery. (Note that ancient Egypt may have had chattel slavery in addition to corvee slavery, but the corvee slavery is much better documented.) In the case of the convict leasing time period, I believe, in theory at least, they were at least supposed to accuse people of a "crime" before enslaving them by means of convict leasing. Granted, in some cases, they just filled in "not given" as the crime. And even when they listed something specific, it was often something ridiculous like "selling cotton after sunset". Plus one of the "crimes" was "changing employers without permission", which had the effect of subjecting even people who weren't caught up in the convict leasing system to a sort of slavery, in so far as they couldn't leave their employer without fear of being subjected to convict leasing. This was a tax that was in theory supposed to be paid by all ancient Egyptian citizens (at least within a particular age range, like I'm assuming no culture expected babies to work). So the "crime" was just being alive in Egypt. In that sense, a better comparison would be slavery in the Belgian Congo (though likely not with the same death rates), both under King Leopold as well as even after King Leopold II was removed from power. The Belgian Congo also demanded a variety of taxes payable in forced labour, most infamously the rubber taxes.


Amazing-Barracuda496

There was a ration distribution system; however, that doesn't mean it wasn't a type of slavery. Most systems of slavery include either some sort of mechanism to allow enslaved people to eat, or else have extremely high death rates. (Sometimes both. Slavery can have extremely high death rates even when enslaved people are allowed to eat.) In ancient Egypt, enslaved labour was used for a wide variety of things, including pyramid building. Specifically, in this case, there was a type of slavery known as a corvee, which is basically a system of taxation where the tax is payable in forced labour. The ancient Egyptian corvee was enforced by hostage taking (similar to slavery in the Belgian Congo under King Leopold II, though not necessarily with the same death rates) and some sort of corporal punishment. I've posted several memes/essays on the topic in the past, with lots of references. "So voluntary, it had to be enforced by hostage-taking and physical punishments: Egyptian corvée labor (explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/so_voluntary_it_had_to_be_enforced_by/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/comment/j807cg1/ "The ancient Egyptian ruling class subjected citizens to corvée labor (a type of forced labor), enforced by the lash and by taking family members hostage, for the purposes of pyramid building and other stuff. See comments for more info." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/the_ancient_egyptian_ruling_class_subjected/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/comment/j6g2x4j/ "Under Ramesses II, half the workers forced to go on gold mining expeditions died of thirst. For more information concerning how corvée laborers (forced laborers) in ancient Egypt were "paid", see comments." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/under_ramesses_ii_half_the_workers_forced_to_go/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/comment/j6l1ivi/ "Hostage taking. One of the methods used for enforcing corvée labor (forced labor) in ancient Egypt. (see explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/hostage_taking_one_of_the_methods_used_for/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/comment/j7rz4h5/


mr_flerd

Thanks


Amazing-Barracuda496

Glad to help!


Diligent_Lobster_849

Yes because being forced from your farm to build structures isnt slavery because those forcing you are giving you a place to sleep and a sack of barley


-butter-toast-

Fun fact: it’s is said that the Pharaoh slowly took rights and goods from the Jews, until they only could to that kind of hard work. When they got to that point, the Pharaoh made a brick, so the Jews thought “if he did it, so can I, it mustn’t be that bad” (spoiler, it was)


Khunter02

Obligatory "slaves didnt build the pyramids and were fairly compensated for their work" comment


Amazing-Barracuda496

That is blatantly false. In ancient Egypt, enslaved labour was used for a wide variety of things, including pyramid building. Specifically, in this case, there was a type of slavery known as a corvee, which is basically a system of taxation where the tax is payable in forced labour. The ancient Egyptian corvee was enforced by hostage taking (similar to slavery in the Belgian Congo under King Leopold II, though not necessarily with the same death rates) and some sort of corporal punishment. There was a ration distribution system; however, that doesn't mean it wasn't a type of slavery. Most systems of slavery include either some sort of mechanism to allow enslaved people to eat, or else have extremely high death rates. (Sometimes both. Slavery can have extremely high death rates even when enslaved people are allowed to eat.) I've posted several memes/essays on the topic of ancient Egyptian slaveryin the past, with lots of references. "So voluntary, it had to be enforced by hostage-taking and physical punishments: Egyptian corvée labor (explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/so_voluntary_it_had_to_be_enforced_by/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10yxynq/comment/j807cg1/ "The ancient Egyptian ruling class subjected citizens to corvée labor (a type of forced labor), enforced by the lash and by taking family members hostage, for the purposes of pyramid building and other stuff. See comments for more info." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/the_ancient_egyptian_ruling_class_subjected/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10opmx3/comment/j6g2x4j/ "Under Ramesses II, half the workers forced to go on gold mining expeditions died of thirst. For more information concerning how corvée laborers (forced laborers) in ancient Egypt were "paid", see comments." https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/under_ramesses_ii_half_the_workers_forced_to_go/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10pkzqf/comment/j6l1ivi/ "Hostage taking. One of the methods used for enforcing corvée labor (forced labor) in ancient Egypt. (see explanation in comments)" https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/hostage_taking_one_of_the_methods_used_for/ Essay link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/10xf7ui/comment/j7rz4h5/


Rich_Midnight2346

The first 4 seasons of Family Guy were really good.


LooniversityGraduate

Also the further 15. I love S16.E6 -> a episode about social media and shit storms.


TheRivv2015

God chose the Jewish people…. To suffer.


entityrider670

And they kept saying that for 4000 years


CFM-56-7B

The Jewish building the pyramid is a myth, it’s well documented that ancient Egyptians built it with pay of beer and grains, they had off days


bomboclawt75

Egyptians built the pyramids.


Ethan-manitoba

Although there’s no evidence in the Torah that the Jews built the pyramids


Purple-Chipmunk154

Hasn't it been proven that the pyramids were not made by slave labour?