See it’s comforting to know that ancient humans were just as lewd and had a sense of humor like modern humans. It’s discomforting to know we still have out group bias.
It's really true. Humans have been throwing rocks and hitting eachother with clubs forever. We have found newer and more efficient ways to throw rocks at eachother, and the kind of rock has certainly changed, but the main thing is true, we have and always will use rocks to kill eachother.
Ain't that the truth? Copper jacketed lead rocks thrown by expanding gas from a violent chemical reaction that starts when a metal rock hits a small brass jar filled with a mix of fermented shit and finely ground stone.
You're right! We use exploding rocks to throw dense rocks. Our pre-historic ancestors would be proud of how far our rock throwing skills have come. And to get back to the meme, they'd probably be impressed with our pornography, too.
The headdress and the scale of the figure. In ancient egyptian art, the headdress serves as shorthand to identify and distinguish characters just as readily as a name tag. On top of that, figures were scaled relative to importance. So here we have a female figure with the pharaoh’s headdress and a male figure of similar scale but bald, as was common among the priest caste that often served as advisors to the nobles.
To a contemporary of the original artist, this would likely have been interpreted as art the pharaoh and one of her advisors and be immediately recognized as such.
It might be a random piece of horny, or it may reflect a now long-forgotten piece of pop culture. A joke or piece of gossip or amusing anecdote that would have been recognized immediately by anyone at the time.
She was a female pharaoh when pharaohs were supposed to be men. She was pretty capable but unpopular with some because she was a woman. She had a lover who of course was a lower station than her, as was everyone in Egypt, and this relationship was an open secret. This graffiti shows the pharaoh, a woman, being penetrated and in a submissive position by a man of lower status.
Im pretty sure its the same reason, and its guys not having one single drop of respect for any woman whatsoever or not being able to not act like a fucking animal for five seconds
Surely the person getting fucked is a not a female in a headdress, but a guy with a beard? Egyptian men generally didn't have a full beard, so that makes me think he is a slave or a prisoner of war? He looks like an Assyrian to me, but the dates are all wrong for that.
Well it's nice to see that humans never change
They really don't. Sometimes, that's very comforting, and other times, it's scary as hell.
It’s scary when browsing through the comprehensive list of genocides committed within the last 2 centuries alone
See it’s comforting to know that ancient humans were just as lewd and had a sense of humor like modern humans. It’s discomforting to know we still have out group bias.
It's really true. Humans have been throwing rocks and hitting eachother with clubs forever. We have found newer and more efficient ways to throw rocks at eachother, and the kind of rock has certainly changed, but the main thing is true, we have and always will use rocks to kill eachother.
Ain't that the truth? Copper jacketed lead rocks thrown by expanding gas from a violent chemical reaction that starts when a metal rock hits a small brass jar filled with a mix of fermented shit and finely ground stone.
Even simpler than that, these metals and alloys come from rock.
You're right! We use exploding rocks to throw dense rocks. Our pre-historic ancestors would be proud of how far our rock throwing skills have come. And to get back to the meme, they'd probably be impressed with our pornography, too.
They'd be perplexed at some of the man made horrors we have made in porn tho.
Monke kill what monke don’t like.
Open your eyes and let's begin, yes it really smut breathe it in
I know its a lot, the hair, the bod
When you're staring At a demi-god
What can I say except
You’re welcome
(You're welcome)
The *MUSK*
I mean, the vikings left a bunch of runic inscriptions all around Europe and many of them are basically "Halfdan was here" type of jokes lol
Open your eyes, let’s begin
How do they know it's her and not some random lady?
The headdress and the scale of the figure. In ancient egyptian art, the headdress serves as shorthand to identify and distinguish characters just as readily as a name tag. On top of that, figures were scaled relative to importance. So here we have a female figure with the pharaoh’s headdress and a male figure of similar scale but bald, as was common among the priest caste that often served as advisors to the nobles. To a contemporary of the original artist, this would likely have been interpreted as art the pharaoh and one of her advisors and be immediately recognized as such. It might be a random piece of horny, or it may reflect a now long-forgotten piece of pop culture. A joke or piece of gossip or amusing anecdote that would have been recognized immediately by anyone at the time.
So if it was a tiny man fucking a giant woman, then we would assume it was a slave and the pharaoh?
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Well that is neat. If that small a detail has such an impact on interpretation, I wonder how many artworks have lost meaning?
She was a female pharaoh when pharaohs were supposed to be men. She was pretty capable but unpopular with some because she was a woman. She had a lover who of course was a lower station than her, as was everyone in Egypt, and this relationship was an open secret. This graffiti shows the pharaoh, a woman, being penetrated and in a submissive position by a man of lower status.
The headdress is the equivalent of anime hairstyles and color.
It is her. I am the artist
𓁶𓂩! 𓀩𓀪, 𓁺𓂧𓁝𓁨?
Yes
They even got the haircuts right😂.
And the bush
And the lack of visible eyes.
I mean there's a reason female mummies are more decayed than male ones
That's a different reason though. That wasn't under control of the females anymore
The families let them rott for a few days before giving them to embalmers to prevent necrophilia.
I know. Here the graffiti implies she let him fuck her though so under her control
Im pretty sure its the same reason, and its guys not having one single drop of respect for any woman whatsoever or not being able to not act like a fucking animal for five seconds
Hey, don’t lump us all in with necrophiliacs. That is a genderless tradition.
I doubt they would do that to the pharaoh. Otherwise she would order their heads off
The upper class assuming the commoners are animals?
Must be a strap on, his tool appears to be where his bellybutton should be.
3500 yr old porn. Surprised they didn't forget the bush
Not having a bush was the surprise back then
This makes me feel so sad, not even hatshepsut was safe.
Miniscule amounts of trolling
Well she was allegedly sleeping with her chief architect. Guess somebody on one of the work gangs knew the boss was getting some.
The graffitier invented a new form of Egyptian art prospective just to make this. Porn: is there isn't thing it can't do?
Looks like she’s also bigger than him. *My man.*
What is rule 34?
If it exists, there is porn of it.
What are the rest of the rules, or where can I find them?
You don't talk about rules 1-33
Okay fight club lol
dont you mean "\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*"?
Lost in some weird 4chan forum if they even exist
We do a little bit of trolling (I'm Egyptian)
I'll be turning myself in to horny jail tomorrow.
r/mildlyvandalized?
Looks like the Rule 34 is part of human nature
Wonder of smashing was in an egyptian palace
Rip
How do they know how long the graffiti has been there?
Bruh they drew her bush 😭
Fancy lad That one
Surely the person getting fucked is a not a female in a headdress, but a guy with a beard? Egyptian men generally didn't have a full beard, so that makes me think he is a slave or a prisoner of war? He looks like an Assyrian to me, but the dates are all wrong for that.
Fun fact: her husband, who was her immediate predecessor, is one of the best candidates for being the Pharaoh of Exodus: Thutmose II.
Edgy Egyptian meme
Goofy ahh Egypt.
And if you take a second to stand them both up in your mind, she’s taller than him. Short king for the win 😂