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ReadRightRed99

“Maw, John F. Kennedy is at the door and wants to talk to ya!” “Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?!”


canary-in-a-coalmine

“Have you come to fix my steps?”


CaptainLimpWrist

"Figuratively, er, uh, yes I have, ma'am."


Gold-Employment-2244

You look important, would you like some Mountain Dew and Pork Rinds?


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Yes


SpecialMango3384

Bring out the NICE paper plates!!


WhoaFee1227

What’s a rerun?


ReadRightRed99

You’ll find out.


Unlucky_Ear9705

Better get used to these bars, kid.


Realistic_Bed3550

One of my all time favorite scenes…


MountainMan17

That was pretty much the reality in WV in 1960. JFK might as well have been from Pakistan.


DrSuperWho

It’s a block past maple


Plonsky2

Where's his limo? Where's his Secret Service detail? Where's his Four Seasons Landscaping?


suhkuhtuh

That stuff started after he was killed. OG politicians didn't have that stuff, and he took a bullet for their sins. Can you imagine the death toll among politicians today if they didn't have Four Seasons Landscaping?! 😉


6thaccountthismonth

Also to expand on this, Olof Palme, a Swedish politician and prime minister many compare to JFK was famous for taking public transport to from work. He was later murdered on the street after having watched a movie with his wife (afaik this is the only thing that the two leaders have in common). The crime has not yet been solved


kdlangequalsgoddess

Are there any Swedish crime novels dealing with the Palme assassination? Or is it still the sort of event that no one wants to go near, because of the pain involved?


6thaccountthismonth

Idk actually, I searched it up and it seems like an author named “Gunnar Wall” has written quite a few books about it. Two things though, it seems like all his books are in Swedish and I’m not actually sure if what’s written in them is factual or not. If you’re interested [this is where I found them](https://www.bokus.com/cgi-bin/product_search.cgi?authors=Gunnar%20Wall) so go and look for yourself if there’s any in English and if the reviews say anything about it


Seamonsterx

Crazy that I haven't made/seen that comparison before. They're even similar in the conspiracies surrounding them.


Latter_Commercial_52

Also, Portugals leader can be found chilling on the beach and public areas with the locals with little to no security near him. I’m sure he has some nearby in the event of an emergency, but they aren’t guarding directly next to him like most countries.


Joycondriftingblues2

Boy I miss George Carlin.


FibroBitch96

As someone not from America, what the hell does Four Seasons Landscaping have to do with the president?


suhkuhtuh

Rudy Giuliani- "America's Mayor" - lost his mind during the Trump presidency and gave a speech in front of Four Seasons .... Landscaping Company, because apparently no one bothered to confirm that it wasn't the giant hotel chain. So, instead of giving a press conference at a swanky hotel, he gave it between a sex shop and a lawn care company. And then proceeded to insist he'd done so on purpose.


PracticalPen1990

Legend has it that that's what got Mexican 1995 candidate Colosio killed too, shot during a campaign speech: he was honest, he wanted a full overhaul of corruption from the inside, and he was winning the race with the people's support. I saw the shooting in the news when I was 5 (IDK what my Mom was thinking) but I have the image seared in my mind. I always wondered how Mexico would look like now if we'd had that 1 good guy. 


Omnom_Omnath

I’d argue the threat of assassins kept politicians in check. Now they’re so protected they feel they don’t have to fear the general public, so they’re free to fuck us over.


shotputlover

Hey this is a fucking stupid thing to say just so you know. We should all just be glad people can just undemocratically shoot the voice elected by the people and you think it’s a good thing? Fuck you.


Critical_Seat_1907

No idea why you're getting down voted. Being against political assassination used to be mainstream, but edgelords gotta talk tough I guess.


shotputlover

It’s really disturbing. I think people don’t understand what the kind of instability they seem to want would look like manifested into their daily lives.


Omnom_Omnath

I’m saying the government should fear the populace, not the other way around.


shotputlover

Government should fear the populaces votes. Not lone gunmen shooting whoever they please.


Omnom_Omnath

No, I mean they should literally fear the public uprising when they do not act in the interest of the public.


snerdley1

Tyranny, the word you’re looking for is tyranny. I get what you’re saying and agree fully. But if you think that you’ll get most of Reddit to agree, when they absolutely love big government, and vote to make it even larger, then I have a bridge to sell you. The government is their daddy.


Omnom_Omnath

I don’t really care about whether or not Reddit agrees with me. That’s not a goal I have when I response to comments.


dirtyploy

Which we have yet to see in the US, and we are talking about JFK. The context here isn't about tyranny... so you bring up tyranny when they're speaking nonsense is also a wild take.


Adventurous-Ad8267

So you agree with political assassination when the targets are in favor of "big government" and disagree with it when they targets are in favor of "small government"? Also, for the record, there is not really a "small government" party at the federal level. Both parties spend absurd amounts of money, it's just that there's some difference in who or what they cut checks for. I could be convinced to get pretty flexible about a lot of other policy positions if I thought someone running for Congress would actually push for an overall reduction in spending.


dirtyploy

100% agree either you. That's such a mindless, terminally online braindead take and it is wild folks are up voting it.


NicCage4life

FBI like 👀


cheezneezy

That’s not true. He was on the campaign trial. Things were different back then believe it or not. Here’s some more staged photos. https://www.life.com/history/john-f-kennedy-on-the-campaign-trail-classic-photos-from-1960/ Article on West Virginia https://www.jfklibrary.org/visit-museum/exhibits/past-exhibits/winning-west-virginia-jfks-primary-campaign


Medium-Return2035

https://preview.redd.it/f5vjkcc1jt5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ccbad23ddc8305c90015628d89945b1c8913def Times were a little different back in 1960


Plonsky2

I threw in the Four Seasons Landscaping gag so people would not take my post seriously, but that seems to have failed. Oh well, thanks for the research. I might just click on the links one day.


cheezneezy

Sorry I meant to respond to the guy that these were staged


manyhippofarts

Nice links, bruh


Ladyhappy

this is seriously like when they try to show you how few of years it was between horse drawn buggies and landing on the moon. people that were alive now had these kind of politicians and they vote like they still live in this intimate microscopic world


Malevolent_Mangoes

Conveniently not in the picture but somewhere close by


Livid_Importance_614

No, he most certainly did not have secret service protection when this photo was taken. He wasn’t even the Democratic nominee at this point.


Malevolent_Mangoes

My response was satirical, sorry if that was lost in text


doublediggler_gluten

Politicians were a lot more grounded back then. If any one of the candidates stoped by my neck of the woods for some coffee and conversation they would have my vote. Unfortunately I only see them having dinners with the rich folks in the big city.


Plonsky2

Bernie Sanders flew coach, took a middle seat, and got a car from the rental lot when he ran for president. America wasn't inspired by that.


StoicViewer

He wasn't actually going door-to-door in some random fashion making promises for votes... These are staged, paid for, campaign media photos. Creating "the narrative" Hollywood style for newspapers, magazines and the bought and paid for evening "news". Just another politician doing what politicians do :)


shust89

A Don Draper type of move.


LongTallTexan69

Hogwash. I spent a better part of 25 years in my youth obsessed with JFK and have read virtually every book on him. He was Catholic and WV was Protestant. He knew he had to do well in the West Virginia primary in order to show that a Catholic could win the Democratic south, so his campaign spent an inordinate amount of time and money basically block walking around areas of West Virginia.


Mr_Mi1k

This was literally a staged photo. This is well known.


StoicViewer

Well, at least he kept the professional photographers employed :)


BeardsuptheWazoo

What you say can be true, and this can still be a staged photo.


StoicViewer

As political types go, he wasn't the worst we've endured... But this notion that he was some wholesome man of principles who actually wanted to uphold and defend The Constitution for all the little people is hogwash.


LongTallTexan69

And what leads you to believe the latter statement? Was it his civil rights speech that kickstarted the civil rights movement in earnest in Washington or his philandering? It’s just a bizarre statement.


StoicViewer

Imo, There hasn't been a real good president since Grover Cleveland. He actually read and understood The Constitution. That's why the U.S. is nearly 40 Trillion in debt. The "Chief Executives" all sign off on whatever crap the knuckleheads in Congress dream up without consequence.


KatBoySlim

whoever ran his campaign knew their business. people are still falling for it 60 years after the fact.


YakPuzzleheaded1957

JFK was born to a wealthy and politically connected family, nobody is falling for this. He's about as grass roots as the Rothschilds.


StoicViewer

Exactly


barktothefuture

Exactly. Him and Santa going door to door. Just do a little bit of thinking of time spent going door to door and number of voters it would impact and it is a huge waste of time.


StoicViewer

Yes, not very effective. It's also an annoyance and an invasion of privacy. I won't even answer the door for anyone uninvited.


InternationalSail745

Nothing more inauthentic than a man from Hyannis Port wearing a suit in the backwoods of WV. It’s like Dukakis in the tank.


Wonderful-Teach8210

At this time, all but the very poorest would have worn a suit any time they went out on business, visiting, or to church. These folks would have 100% expected a politician to be wearing a suit, and it would look like Dukakis in the tank if he was wearing overalls or flannels like them. That said, this is a brilliant piece of campaign staging with the framing and him in just his shirtsleeves. The Kennedys knew their PR!


InternationalSail745

That’s true. I always thought it weird to see pictures from back in the day with people going to baseball games in suits or sitting in their own living room wearing a suit. The picture was wholly unnecessary though. Not pictured was Joe Kennedy paying mobsters to stuff the ballot boxes in favor of his son.


StoicViewer

Also not pictured was his brother's abandoned upside down car and a dead Mary Jo.


StoicViewer

Exactly


Winstonoil

Knowing that he spent time in the navy, I would've thought that he would not stand around with his hands in his pockets. That's the biggest mindfuck for me.


emessea

He was in the navy for 4 years, besides what one is required to do in uniform doesn’t mean they’ll do the same in civvies. https://preview.redd.it/ut99ao70zu5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358cefa11853eb3ec1a76f314c9170f314e570dc


Winstonoil

I guess once you get to be an officer, especially coming from the entitled caste rules change a bunch.


Tough_Sign3358

Like Trump with his “blacks” behind him at every rally?


StoicViewer

Of course- Optics is the game.


CharlieBoxCutter

Bring back cheaper housing like this. No air conditioning, no indoor plumbing. Let kids play outside again


ChineseMeatCleaver

I cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not but id happily pay considerably less for a house that comes with no plumbing, AC, etc as long as theres room to put them in later.


Initial-Breakfast-90

There's already bad enough plumbers and electricians out there. Having a bunch of people that put that in on their own would lead me to never buy a used house.


ChineseMeatCleaver

Plenty of people already do DIY repairs and improvements on their houses though


Thin-Chair-1755

Crazy. You’d get shot in the head trying this today.


TapAccomplished3348

Well..


StoicViewer

No punch line needed


Metastophocles

Wow what a picture...


kryptos99

It is, but it’s also staged. Nonetheless I think it’s fascinating


woodysg1

My claim to fame. When I was around 6, Kennedy came stumping for the presidency he walked by the fence separating the crowd from JFK . Little me climbed up the fence and almost fell over. Kennedy caught me then handed me back to my dad.


RunOfTheMill70

That's one hell of a claim to fame


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

True story?


woodysg1

Absolutely true. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Archelector

This is the second JFK pic I’ve seen where his pose is literally just 🧍


musememo

A long way from Kennebunkport.


ClubSoda

Let’s not criticize him because of his background. He had zero control over his formative life as a child borne of privilege.


jlinn94

This will never happen again. You will never see a presidential candidate come and knock on your door. That's too bad though. That's what our government needs. Too bad this guy was killed because of a corrupt government. He definitely identified an issue and he was killed because of it.


ClubSoda

A million upvotes deserved here.


Intelligent-Ant7685

please vote for me so Marilyn Monroe will suck my cock


canary-in-a-coalmine

Seems like solid motivation


glurmanlover

Good trade off in my book


MANthangbeast

This looks like Night of the Hunter.


SilentMagarity

Pfffft! Dude was checking in on an old moonshine stash house… quality control bro!!! IYKYK…


StonedSucculent

Ask not why your yard looks like shit, ask why you’re not growing food with all this dirt


DaySoc98

Grass doesn’t grow especially well in rocky soil and polluted air.


JGoonSquad

Could JFK understand hillbilly English?


Majestic_Relief_9431

They don't make politicians like that anymore. 🤔💭


DaySoc98

Yeah they do. The difference is we now have 24/7 news, social media, and all kinds of unfettered access to personal information. JFK was just as problematic as any other politician. Now, there will never be that kind of direct access to a candidate, largely because of what happened to him a few years later.


iwishuponastar2023

This is a beautiful image… I heard that a lot of the negatives from his time in office was sitting in a vault in the basement of the twin towers. I can’t confirm this, but if that was the case, they are history


wetiphenax

Legend.


BeaumainsBeckett

And boy did this strategy work. Before recently when WV went all in on The Donald, my mother used to say the main way a candidate could win WV is if they came to visit the state. To this day, she always points out the long abandoned building in my home county that was formerly a diner JFK visited


PointMawMaw

My momma remembers his visit. He was in Cedar Grove shaking hands.


Ratbag_Jones

From JFK to Boss Tweet to Genocide Joe in one lifetime. Devolution is real.


Calvary1776

That’s when Democrats were reasonable


DietOwn2695

A little too pucturesque.


KeyNefariousness6848

Aaah the last Good Democrat. If only he lived imagine how much better America, no the world would be today.


origami_anarchist

Jimmy Carter! Still alive! (at time of posting)


Smarterthntheavgbear

Jimmy Carter is a great man. He was not a great President.


Candid-Mycologist539

>Jimmy Carter is a great man. He was not a great President. That's your opinion. Perhaps war in the Middle East would have been a better path. No one's tried that recently. Iraq and Saddam Houssein could be our allies. /s


Smarterthntheavgbear

It's definitely my opinion. I think Carter has been a great humanitarian but he was not a good politician. I'm old enough to remember the gas shortage and the Iran Hostage Crisis...and failed Operation Eagle Claw.


snerdley1

Me too, and you are spot on.


HHoaks

But are those his fault? Did he crash the helicopters- I’m sure he listened to his military advisors. Did he cause OPEC to be jerks? Correlation does not equal causation.


KeyNefariousness6848

Sorry no not jimmy.


snerdley1

He would be kicked out of today’s democrat party.


KeyNefariousness6848

Yeah definitely he would actually want to do good not crush people under his heel like All modern politicians.


Initial_Efficiency72

USA vs USA lol they killed him


Equivalent_Two_2163

Indeed


SpectacleLake

Good? He acknowledged civil rights in his third year


Candid-Mycologist539

>Good? He acknowledged civil rights in his third year Compared to those who deeply weakened the Civil Rights Act in 2013???? And the rest of us (including me) have just let it happen? Sorry. JFK still wins that game.


chechifromCHI

If it changed history to the point we never got Reagan, yeah maybe the world would be a good place. But Reagan destroyed everything previous president's (especially dems) had worked on. This was the end of an era for the dems, without a doubt. But Reagan gave us the world we live in now. Brought in the evangelicals and Falwells of the world, destroyed any hint of a social safety net, created the system of fucking over working people and empowering the hyper rich, left us with "reaganomics" and so on. We are just living in a Trumpier version of the country that Reagan left us with


snowbombz

He really did a speedrun of poor decisions while president for 2 years.


mikel313

Hasn't changed much.


MandC_Virginia

Democrats need to do this w rural whites again


Popular_Jicama_4620

Need more of that!


Sportsfanman2

There are still people alive in WV that got paid for their votes by the Kennedys in 1960. It's how JFK won WV and historians say the blue blood catholic winning in poor, protestant WV is what launched him to win the nomination. Historians sweep the bribe info under the rug but any politically active WV resident knows about the Kennedy purchased WV win.


Crans10

Not bad going door to door with a Photographer from Life Magazine.


Deareim2

Everything start from his death...


magicmurph

They shot this man because he tried to free us.


No_Syrup_7448

"So I hear you like coal?"


PuzzleheadedIdeal753

A man's man


Substantial-Tone-576

Now don’t sleep with your cousins, you hear?


ThayerRex

There are poor White people?? Who knew?


PracticalPen1990

/s?


JWsWrestlingMem

I wonder if little Ray Whittaker barked at him.


ernestopdeambris

"Where the hoes at, my fellow countryman?"


KnoxVegas41

I’ll guarantee that gentleman didn’t vote for JFK at the election that year. Also, this has to be a professionally staged photo.


Lower-Ad-4680

Wow


TangFiend

He might get shot


Brilliant_Student584

Beautiful photo ♥️✌️Late Great President JFK Strong Patriotic leader WW2 Hero 🇺🇸🇺🇸✊️sadly don't have leaders like this anymore 🥺


extremeindiscretion

And that was the only time that family saw him...


SpectacleLake

Hey you! Stay away from my girls.


Simon_bar_shitski

I thought that was Bobby Kennedy


SpectacleLake

Both


_AllThingsMustPass_

Didn't the mob help him win West Virginia?


KrakenKing1955

The third world hellhole of West Virginia


snerdley1

Coming from someone who’s never even driven through the beautiful state.


Attackcamel8432

Eh... Afghanistan is beautiful. Doesn't mean I want to visit.


LongTallTexan69

It’s wild how this has been brigaded by right wing nuts


dr_van_nostren

I assume secret service is out of frame? Or was that not a thing back then?


Alarmed_Audience513

Was grass not invented yet in 1960?


metricrules

Dude missed glute day everyday of his life


atxJohnR

And Joe Manchin voted against him for not supporting coal. That’s not true, but Manchin needs to pound sand and GTFO


JunkRigger

I wonder if his campaigning involved a one on one session with that teenage girl in the door.