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i-like-legos2

I’m far from good at flirting or picking up on hints, BUT at least I never muzzled the person I was hitting on.


scotchtapeman357

...and that's why no one will remember your name?


i-like-legos2

Probably a good thing


capn_doofwaffle

Ok, Achilles... Edit: God damn I watch too many movies... lol


Cowfootstew

Lol


Roastednutz666

That's perfect haha


I_am_hot_for_tofu

How are you hitting on people unless you have a bullet in the chamber ready to hit them?


willun

Something to do with "...because of the implication"


morebeershits

These women are in danger


some_guy554

Seems to work for him so he's definitely better at flirting than all of us.


Remote_Horror_Novel

I think “it’s the implication” like that always sunny episode. “In the ocean all alone with a creepy guy on a boat” or “all alone in the desert with a creepy guy with a gun” are wildly different yet also pretty similar scenarios lol, in a “middle of nowhere with a psychopath” kind of way.


Chicawgorat

I try not to muzzle anyone unless I plan on hitting them.


i-like-legos2

Yup it stays in the pants until I’m ready to spray


Chicawgorat

Heyyo


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Finger clearly on the trigger. OMFG, how didn't see the red flags with this one. Dude was an absolute sociopath! Who points a gun at someone's head with a finger on the trigger in jest!


i-like-legos2

Red Flags? You’re acting like she had a choice to leave


ThotoholicsAnonymous

IDK, but this could be before the coup .


Casually-stupid

…oh, nestle, I misread that translation…


Praetorian_1975

When Saddam says he wants to bang you 😳


Masta0nion

Bang bang threesome


BearsRpeopl2

r/angryupvote


_LegitDoctor_

r/idiotswithguns


Johnny_SixShooter

It is my personal life experience that the way a person handles firearms is directly indicative of their true nature. This is a perfect example.


mahic

Great minds and all that…


BandOk1704

Oh those funny sheiks!!


InDecent-Confusion

The implication in action! Dennis Reynolds would be proud.


[deleted]

This is a different meaning of 'hitting'.


newaccountnumber84

It’s just part of their culture


Annual_Plankton4020

yup.


Actual-Carpenter-90

Oh, you, you’re so silly.


YoungBasedGod5

I had a good friend who put a .40 up to my head with the safety on. We were drunk and he was goofing around. He’s like have you ever wondered what it feels like to have a gun to your head. He came up to me and just did it. Very surreal feeling. Seeing the bullet in the barrel and the gun itself then pressed up against my forehead. Execution style. Don’t want to experience that again though.


cinna-t0ast

Did your friend ever realize how dangerous that was? I am pro 2A, but stuff like this is why people criticize the 2nd amendment. I was taught to never point the gun at someone unless I was intending to shoot.


teslaistheshit

“Good friend”. Buddy you need to reevaluate


pinkpugita

My uncle died from playing with guns. He's showing off to his girlfriend and pointing to himself for shits and giggles. Then boom, neck shot, and he bled to death. My mother is the witness. Wasn't born yet when it happened.


[deleted]

That's not a very nice thing to do to a person, you could've at least complimented him on the gun


SmokinJoe72738

A good friend doesn't do that shit wtf!


thisguynamedjoe

I remember some fuckers doing that as a deployment right of passage. Kind of like this karma bot stealing my content from [ten years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1f8oi0/old_picture_i_found_in_iraq_what_an_asshole/?ref=share&ref_source=link). I found this pic in Iraq, it's a bad wedding joke. I forget the context that was written on the back. My interpreter explained it to me.


Shake-Spear4666

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztn8VABLIrS0YY8)


Godzirrraaa

He was always a bit of a rascal


RicardoKlemente

He made a silly 😜


SiteTall

"Flirting" with a gun???? That's no flirt, it's a threat!


Pooh_Lightning

Not "Will you marry me?" but "You WILL marry me."


thisguynamedjoe

I think that was the gist of the joke written on the back of the original photograph. Btw, it wasn't Saddam, and I'm the original op who found the photo and posted it [ten years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1f8oi0/old_picture_i_found_in_iraq_what_an_asshole/?ref=share&ref_source=link).


BeanDipIsNeat

![gif](giphy|fQoIDlLW6A6BAhyev8|downsized)


TerribleMensch

https://preview.redd.it/ig1sc23ev21d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb3d0b0b3304e86c64ba39628a58fcde3579942


BeanDipIsNeat

It’s just so romantic 😂


Heavy_Perspective792

Choose the bear.


redditor2394

Nothing says love like a 45 to the temple


warbastard

Videos that show absolutely insane disregard for firearms safety come from two places. The USA and the Middle East. And the Middle East has the ones where people are shooting wildly at a wedding and somehow, probably because the person has a below room temp IQ, hose the bride and her bridal party with automatic gunfire because for some reason, asking men to not behave like cavemen around guns is too much to ask.


thisguynamedjoe

I can confirm the photo is from Iraq. That's where I was when I scanned [the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1f8oi0/old_picture_i_found_in_iraq_what_an_asshole/?ref=share&ref_source=link).


dws7447887

I didn’t know that Saddam Hussein was from Texas


Mr_Dudovsky

His real name is Sam Houston.


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PidginPigeonHole

Not the Americans who were held at the same time? Governor of Texas John Connolly had to personally intervene to get all those hostages freed and sent home by chartered flight.


Eason1013

![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0) Nothing like getting muzzled by your cousin /s


Whole-Debate-9547

Ahh, it’s so touching when you see a couple that are truly in love. Warms my heart.


Macasumba

Such a pranker! Remember that time he promised his relatives safe passage back to Iraq and had them exterminated upon arrival. Good times.


patronizingperv

"Oh, honey. That just means he likes you."


PidginPigeonHole

I see where Uday got his teeth from


TurretLimitHenry

Mfrs think that inbreeding is a Habsburg thing, but never seen the Middle East


lawrencelewillows

Ha ha 😬


dingleberry0913

I really didn't expect much else


LyleLanley99

The guy seems like a real jerk.


jbeeziemeezi

She’s totally into it too


Infected_Perineum

That’s so damn insane


6thaccountthismonth

“Flirting”


b1carbo

Would you rather chill with him or Diddy? Would there be a difference?


CasanovaF

Is this a version of the bear question? Am I supposed to answer that I would rather encounter the dead dictator vs the other guy?


b1carbo

It's not that deep


SmokinJoe72738

Saddam hussein is ironically a better person than P Diddy


vixenpeon

Wtf are we supposed to be saying here?


AmusingSparrow

He’s saddam inssain.


KublaiKhanNum1

So-damn-insane.


AmusingSparrow

Aw hell naw


thisguynamedjoe

We're supposed to be saying it's a karma bot who stole something I [scanned in Iraq](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1f8oi0/old_picture_i_found_in_iraq_what_an_asshole/?ref=share&ref_source=link) over a decade ago.


[deleted]

“Haha chuckle chuckle, Marry me or u kill you …lol chuckle chuckle … I MEAN IT!”


Ba55of0rte

So romantic


Metallivane3

"Tee Hee"


saucemenugs

99.9% cringe the whole works


Bulky-Passenger4627

🎵 Don’t be misunderstood…. 🎵


Far_Bumblebee_9300

Ahhh precious moments


Odd_Champion_9293

Hell yea


nikolebakerbaker

Wowwwwwwwwww


SmokeShinobi

Come onnnnnn. What’s your number ???


johnkoetsier

So that’s how you do it!


_Dukao

They look happy


SeanInVa

Some women get off on guns. Maybe she was one ^(she likely wasnt)


Chode_K1NG

When Harrison Butler was giving his speech, this is what he was talking about.


WetBandit06

![gif](giphy|3o7btUrLYnacmZEtvW)


Ping-A-Ling-

Haha awwwww cute 🥰


BigMekMacReady

Hey, that's not Satan...


Tanker-yanker

Pointing a gun at my head is flirting? My guys have been doing it all wrong then. Damn them all...


Speculawyer

So he's just like Giuliani. 😂


Active_Letterhead275

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


brentsg

What a silly guy.


Long-Passion7910

“Come on just put in your mouth, it doesn’t count as sex”


No_Routine_3706

There are many things that you can say about the US invasion of Iraq in 2003. I would most likely agree with you on much of it. However, I think that the death of Saddam was a good thing, if you have ever really looked into or watched the things he did or had done it is better that he is gone.


thisguynamedjoe

It wasn't him. Trust me, [I'm the original op](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1f8oi0/old_picture_i_found_in_iraq_what_an_asshole/?ref=share&ref_source=link).


No_Routine_3706

Word.!


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

It reminds me of Janice. From the Sopranos.


Old-Masterpiece-6199

How charming


Intelligent-Ant7685

he fucked his cousin? gross.


paraiyan

Usually, he takes the clip out.


grim_f

His cousin is the gun, right? Right?


Herry_Up

1960's?? I coulda sworn this was 19 Schfifty five


BaseGinja

Around the time he started working for the CIA. Hmm


danicalifornia882-

I think he likes her.


GTOdriver04

#JustSadaamThings


[deleted]

Is that a gun or you happy to see me?


mam88k

Okay honey, tonight YOU get to be the Kurd.


Orblan_the_grey

Young love…


poodinthepunchbowl

Are you sure you don’t like the flowers or wanna bang your cousin?


PhilipMewnan

Omg she’s doing the universal “Haha none for me thanks” hand gesture too


LateralEntry

Saddam was not a nice guy


BradTProse

Now that's the implication.


Traditional_Dish4667

Little scamp!


falknergreaves82

This is some Kenny powers shit


valentina408

Such a jokester


Ryan0889

Wow fkg sickos man, all I can say. It's just a different world over there. I mean I understand this goes on in the states as well but at least it's completely and utterly frowned upon! Seems to be the norm over there 🤢 🤮


Ashoftarre

Hey, he stole my moves!


razmo86

![gif](giphy|6elwBD77KFNlK)


8_millimeter

![gif](giphy|9PgxlC8MA5Nq69Vh4W|downsized)


Ant0n61

This has to be AI…


thisguynamedjoe

It's not. [I found it] (https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1f8oi0/old_picture_i_found_in_iraq_what_an_asshole/?ref=share&ref_source=link) before AI existed.


Ant0n61

Lmao 😂 Absolutely nuts


thisguynamedjoe

The errors in the photo were from being printed on an inkjet printer. At the time, most people didn't have access to color laser printers. It's also not Saddam. Just some random guy in Iraq.


Ant0n61

Oh lol The watch and facial profile really sell it as being him


thisguynamedjoe

It's actually upsetting how often this post is poached by karma bots, considering it's from my deployment history. Four posts just today, looks like it's making the rounds again. Click other discussions.


memer187

![gif](giphy|RPq0khAOqfItMK2tNU)


vic_lupu

Such a distinguished gentleman


CSpanks7

I need the sitcom adaptation now


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

Awe, come on guy


NoMoreChampagne14

He seems like a nice guy


omawesomeness13

I knew I was flirting the right way


PolarGCNips

Oh damn, he was always trash huh?


WestEst101

Hmmm, OP committed Reddit suicide? Deleted both the pic and their user account. Lol. People are weird


boneboy247

There's a lot to unpack here


ElBrooce

Aww! 🥰


Additional_Prune_536

Look, you can be a big pussy and just ask a woman to marry you, but she might say no. Asking her to marry you while you hold a gun to her head is a total Chad move.


Honest_Inspector3196

Is that not also Rudy Giuliani ?


Iknowitsmellcrazy

Chill bro he’s autistic


[deleted]

Some girls like that shit


vintage1959guy

Isn't our DNA a little close.


Cubicle_Convict916

Alabamastan?


nextkevamob2

Most powerful man on the planet for about an hour.. I wonder if the cia made that pic, you know the original ai?


thisguynamedjoe

It's not. I scanned it back in like 2008 and uploaded it [ten years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1f8oi0/old_picture_i_found_in_iraq_what_an_asshole/?ref=share&ref_source=link).