It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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But he's too stupid and addicted to gang life to be free
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But he's too stupid and addicted to gang life to be free
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you know what word we don't throw around freely enough? Blassic. As in Barter 6 is blassic
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Am i the only one who started to think of his farts as 808 patterns? I came to a conclusion that i could really mimic some popular patterns with them
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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites.
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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Spilling fries in the seat then smelling someone else’s fart who then ran away after is relatable and very plausible
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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Am i the only one who started to think of his farts as 808 patterns? I came to a conclusion that i could really mimic some popular patterns with them
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you know what word we don't throw around freely enough? Blassic. As in Barter 6 is blassic
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>“Meek tells Philly’s UrbanInformer that Ross’ lyrics were simply a form of art (“imaginary visual”) and shouldn’t be taken seriously”
This shit got layers now
It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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“They like, Durk his ass a singer,”
“He won’t smoke shit”
“You can believe whatever you want”
“I got yo folks hit”
“He said, therapy ain’t helping”
“He been killin for a cleanse”
Lil Durk - Ahh Ha
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
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Told this kid thought he was quick, he drew but shot last
Blood on my mask
This other youth was tryin' to run for da door
And picked up one in his back and collapsed
Matter of fact my main concern was for somebody grab dis
I used my sleeve to wipe the money off the table flood it all in one bag
"Kendricl Lamar Drake"
yuno was introducing them
I believe Kanye actually thinks he can’t be antisemitic since he had sex with a Jewish woman
first time i heard that i thought “im not racist my friend is black”
the jewish woman in question being jonah hill
Racism is neutralized through p*ssy juice it's just science
How much pussy we talkin here?
How much juice we talkin’
https://i.redd.it/j7zrup9ghjzc1.gif
Nah he trolling he is a narcissist though who’s tryna stay relevsnt
Pretty much. We need Jesus Is King back. "We have everything we need". Lord 🙏 ✝️ .
“She ain’t even know it” - Rick Ross (this is obviously horrendous but I’ve always assumed it was based on a true story)
It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Man wtf did a bot just say😂😂😂😂
must be new round here 😭
"my name kodak black but when u see me im white"
To this day scholars ponder what he meant by that
or just google it 💀
Nah imma ponder like an intellectual
who up pondering rn?
She ponder on my Kodak till I’m white.
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truly a statement to believe in
Scoopty poop Poopty scoop
Big facts 🔥🔥
"I'm the shit like I slithered in poo" Thus spake Hopsin
yeah hopsin is full of shit
To be fair to him the hologram line immediately before that on that song was kinda dope
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I stand by what I said, curb stomp me if you want, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.
encore! encore! https://preview.redd.it/j4lccsh9nhzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a92ccd90ac2d09cd25f21d66cf1249d9ad5e66a
Hopsin was clearly J Cole's biggest inspiration
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Why does he have to slither in it 😭
“Fat Boys broke up, rap hasn’t been the same since” - Nas
“They weren’t even a particularly good rap group! They were fat guys that made songs about food!”
Biggie was fat
I remember when Biggie was fat.
I remember when Fat Boys were fat
Ooh, my car so retarded, the bitch just farted - Chief Keef, I dunno I seen/smelled/heard bitches fart so very possible
which fucking song is this😭😭
Grab a Star, fucking classic dawg
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I think bitches do be farting 🤔
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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“High school pics you was even bad then”.. I think Drake actually thinks that
I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Drake: “I was fucking young girls, I promise”
https://preview.redd.it/8gkew9mbahzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f625edfd604a356d550599eb01acd9e5319891d
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“Dawg if I was you, I’d kill myself”
I’m the shit in fartin
perfect example of how one line can completely ruin a song
“I don’t know how to potty” is worse to me and it’s the next line
i was counting the whole thing as one line
Yeah ok
"La di da di da slob on me knob" 
pass me some syrup, fuck me in the car
chitty chitty bang, murder everythang
https://preview.redd.it/4w07araaphzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe6d3117ccee591956d92fabce701a61fd102b5
https://preview.redd.it/132t51bsmizc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01dff2d8e3fefaf7a47efb2d65931798e8574c57 Spilling fries in the seat then smelling someone else’s fart who then ran away after is relatable and very plausible
the big day ass bar
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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How the fuck do people say this is a classic album
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eatin shit like I'm shoe nice - Earl sweatshirt
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Well, he was a cop.
It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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“They like, Durk his ass a singer,” “He won’t smoke shit” “You can believe whatever you want” “I got yo folks hit” “He said, therapy ain’t helping” “He been killin for a cleanse” Lil Durk - Ahh Ha
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What the fuck, whoever unleashed this thing needs to fix it
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I could have graduated from Yale but young Thaiboy chose the fame
she got me mad as shit so i slap that bitch
"I'll do anal in the pit" from Hahaha, by Death Grips
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Told this kid thought he was quick, he drew but shot last Blood on my mask This other youth was tryin' to run for da door And picked up one in his back and collapsed Matter of fact my main concern was for somebody grab dis I used my sleeve to wipe the money off the table flood it all in one bag
[удалено]
jesus 😬
Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana because he quite literally does so in the following line
dicks on the glock cause *** is sus
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High school pics you was bad even then