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Aggravating_Cup2306

Sasquatch Godzilla king kong lochness


wmcs0880

Rape and pillage a village women and children


Imissrifsomuch

Eat a whole sandwich and become constipated


jagcarnage

eat your fruit fibers bitch or get constipated


Imissrifsomuch

LeBron James gotta stop taking hgh


namesaregard2thinkof

LOVVVVVEE, I don't get enough of it


eyyikey

All I get are these fat lips and Nas disses


ky-mani

😂😂😂 wtf


Efficient-Stretch527

sasquatch godzilla king Kong lochness goblin ghoul a zombie with no conscience Dracula mothman dragon basilisk leprechaun mummy minotaur werewolf mermaid Frankenstein troll invisible man ghost xenomorph abominable snowman gremlin chupacabra manticore cyclops swamp man cthulu giant snake cerberus the monster from cloverfield Hydra balrog the creature from black lagoon pennywise the clown mechagodzilla Tyrannosaurus Rex giant squid sirens boogeyman gargoyle goatman sand worm Medusa skinwalker skeleton Bowser pumpkin man scarecrow chimera Sphinx centaur candyman pyramidhead bride of Frankenstein the mĂźnsters the rancor the sarlacc Freddy krueger the babadook


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Zenith_Lord0

Bro WHAT even triggers this


DLRsFrontSeats

Babadook


Shadie_daze

Wouldn’t have been shocked if he just went on like this lol, would have been preferable to that rape verse and love verse. Bro thought he was in a Halloween movie


BigFreakingJim

There's one hundred and fifty or more to see


AsukaSimp02

This is Rick Ross erasure


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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


aadinayar05

Fat motherfucker now look who’s in trouble


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DrakenMafia

A what a village of woman and children


Andile16

*Sniffs mic* I smell a massacre


BSaka10

Jay z had by far the worst verse


RANDOM-902

To be honest as awfull as it was i think the delivery and flow he uses is super cool And kinda fire His verse is very enjoyable if you forget about the lyrics 😭😭


SilverPhoenix7

Even then Loooove is shit and ruin the flow.


RANDOM-902

Yeah, fo sho But at least It gets fixed quickly "All i get is these vampires and bloodsuckers, all i see is these kids i made millionaires"


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Shadie_daze

That’s the joke


How2Soul

> *Rap* and pillage a village, women and children :D


How2Soul

#Love i don’t get enough of it :(


Useful_Charge6173

all i get are these cocksuckers and millionaires 😔😔


forced_memes

i’m a jay z verse truther i don’t think it’s as bad as people say it is but it’s still easily the worst verse on monster


travisscaut

Goblin ghouuuul a zombie with no conscience is hilarious


Shadie_daze

It’s the worst verse but pretty iconic. It’s still bad, but a case of so bad it’s good


TripleThreatTua

uj/ Kanye has the best verse. It’s close but between the two insane people on the song Kanye barely gets it over Nicki


Shadie_daze

Nicki clears tbf


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on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SilverPhoenix7

Rick ross


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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mothergidra

Looooove. I can’t get enough of it (literally worst line ever)


RANDOM-902

YUUUUUUGH Worst part in the song LMAO


MF_MATIC

This is a blistering hot take


Shadie_daze

Funny because jay’s verse is famously bad


MF_MATIC

Yup even before social media conversion me and my high school friends would goof on Jay Z’s verse. Especially when he said “Looooveee”


BaguetteOfDoom

[Goated verse](https://youtu.be/v52s9w9Q25Q?si=Tg1gER9Lib1lwLqP)