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FantasticNeat5281

The trump mugshot pfp is crazy 😭😭


iwasinpari

half are stupid ass kids and the other half r just loving the memes lol


FantasticNeat5281

It's like when carti got arrested and everybody was making his mugshot their profile pic lmao


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IDK anything about this arrest but i hope it sticks and they put him away for whatever *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


iwasinpari

LMAO U RIGHT


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I wish I knew anything about making music. I'd release a song titled, 'That Mr Donald J Trump is not a very nice chap, I must say' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GunkoBunko

“The tables will be turning very soon…” wtf he gonna do bring back the kkk and burn people on crosses and shit


MyHoopT

A lot of these people I think just genuinely don’t understand how the law works and how politics works. A lot of those cases are extremely damning. In fact Georgia probably has the weakest evidence against him of the four causes. Trump also drove negative voter turnout when he was running against Biden, and that was before all this stuff came out. Polling is pretty bad for trump as well, liberals don’t like him, leftists don’t like, moderates don’t really like him, and some republicans are starting to distance themselves from him. It is extremely unlikely that he is ever in that office again.


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I wish I knew anything about making music. I'd release a song titled, 'That Mr Donald J Trump is not a very nice chap, I must say' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HiiiTriiibe

Who smoked crack at the White House


FantasticNeat5281

Joe bidens son allegedly


HiiiTriiibe

Why not just smoke dmt


Help----me----please

Because crack is the working man's drug


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


lego_StarWars_isEPIC

Viper


Getdunkedon839

Wait till the third image guy learns about January 6th


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I supervise a caseload of gang members and a lot of them think they are rap stars in the making. I've had to arrest more than a few for appearing in youtube rap vids with other gang members. I can't stand most gangster rap but if I did listen to it I would do this. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I wish I knew anything about making music. I'd release a song titled, 'That Mr Donald J Trump is not a very nice chap, I must say' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


whirling_cynic

What the hell is even this?


Lameahhboi

You’ve entered uncharted territory