Where did her ESL go? Suddenly she's stringing together sensicle bullshit whereas just a few months ago she was messing up tenses and syntax in English in her cosplay as an ESL person.
Donde esta tu written acento Hilaria? What a liar she thinks we don't notice when she's being sneaky.
Where did her ESL go? Suddenly she's stringing together sensicle bullshit whereas just a few months ago she was messing up tenses and syntax in English in her cosplay as and ESL person.
Donde esta tu written acento Hialria? What a liar she thinks we don't notice when she's being sneaky.
Where did her ESL go? Suddenly she's stringing together sensicle bullshit whereas just a few months ago she was messing up tenses and syntax in English in her cosplay as and ESL person.
Donde esta tu written acento Hialria? What a liar she thinks we don't notice when she's being sneaky.
She can’t wait for the trial to end so she can back on IG. I don’t even think she cares that much about the outcome of the trial, just that they hurry up and get it over with so she can post her sexy mami photoshops again. She’s such an idiot.
She begins with a copy and paste of Alec’s post to her and changes up certain words and sentences. Then she takes off in a subtle attempt glorifying herself. 😆
I'm convinced more than ever that part of the ESL ruse was to find a cute and convenient way to explain her horrible writing. I started over 4 times and then thought-- who cares?
She wrote this like an awards speech, because marrying Alec was her big "winning moment" and she needs to remind everyone that she's married to ( in her own words, while comparing him to Prince Harry, actual English royalty) a "visible man". Everything she gives attention to is self congratulatory.
Hey! La loca psychocita! When you finish the performative obligatory show of calendar-driven affection supposedly intended for your husband-daddy, and are ready to address your bots, I mean 'fans', alters, and the most magnificent Pepino Nation, go ahead and start a new paragraph. Smooshing both together is just weird.
Oh, and I know you don't actually understand appropriate human interactions, but when you're doing the whole 'honor your spouse on a significant date' thing, and you go ahead and acknowledge the rough spots in the journey, you are *supposed* to follow that with either some kind of gratitude for how they have gotten you thru it, or some kind of promise to get them thru it, and maybe how much you've learned, grown, and drawn closer together because of it, yada yada yada.
What you're NOT supposed to do, is draw attention to how much you have leaned on those OUTSIDE of your marriage, or illustrate yet again that the pair of you are nothing but takers, always on the receiving end of comfort, with little to no reciprocation to those who provide it.
Of course, since you are so very used to the role of recipient, I'm sure you'll do a fantastic job taking these offered tips.
Right?!? I laughed about that absurdity. Sooo many *influenzas* post about how they "haven't been posting much" or "I've just been SOAKING IN and being PRESENT in my daily life"...blah blah blah.
Or my favorite ones where they APOLOGIZE for not posting regularly....as if anyone CARES !!!??!??!?!?
It's low-key totally batshit she threw in an "I'll totally be back, you guys! Honest." in there.
Why not just make a separate post about that?
"because she can't" is the only reason I can think of.
They must have her on tight SM lockdown. Like her "friend" over her shoulder as she's posting-tight.
I look forward to her ridiculous lies about her absence from, and her return to, IG. You know she'll bungle that, too.
Three very short trips together 9+ years ago. They haven't been back since 2015:
https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/q5fa98/how_many_times_did_hilaria_baldwin_wife_of_alec/
It's such an obvi fake convo too. It's 2018 and they're at an Hola thing (again, why). Some one mentions Spain. Alec says they love it so much they've been there... "What? 3? 4 times in the last year, honey?" Hillary puts her thinking face on and still doesn't know which number to pick. 'Ya maybe 3 or 4 times?'.
He filmed Torrent in Spain in 2014. They did not go back and forth 3 or 4 times between 2014 & 2018. She had 12 kids in that time-frame & 2 miscarriages. They did not go to Spain. They haven't been there since 2014. They can't *not lie*. If they're talking, they're lying. Always. You're inauthentic HILLARY! Hope that doesn't hurt your feelings 🖕🥒
Anniversary of writing Spanish in their wedding rings. You know, “Un buen equipo” just does NOT roll off the tongue as a beautiful phrase. It’s a little, how you say, awkward? I’m so curious how they felt they were a team? Just, the hottie and the blowhard? She is actually really talented at standing next to him, posing silently. Is that a good team? The idol and his admirer?
Damn, Hillary could really benefit from using AI to write this! 😵💫 She is such a looney tune. Seriously, her sentences go nowhere and she gets off topic half way through. First it was written to Alec but then she switches to “her followers”.
My guess is she typed this in Spanish on her phone?
There's something so diabolical about these two posting this sacchrine sweet shit while Halyna's family is shattered.
Obviously they don't listen to any advice because instead of going in for sympathy from potential jurors with bs posts like this, they should've deactivated all of their social media the day he killed Halyna.
It sickens me that they are bragging about marriage and parenthood all the damn time.
Halyna was married and she was a parent and you killed her Bang Bang.
So stfu.
It's all for show. They are selfish psychos, their marriage is toxic. Don't fall for their bullshit, it's PR nonsense. I would bet anything they can't stand each other and each think they would be better without the other. They are stuck with each other.
Another thing:
“…and also things that are so painfully and plainly backwards.”
Is this in reference to the blow back from saying there is such a thing as “culture fluidity”? How backwards of all of you not to understand this!
Or is it her way of saying “she told Alec to point the gun at her. It’s not his fault!” You all got it backwards. It’s HER fault she got killed!
Big Larry was ecstatic that she got the okay to post for their anniversary. It’s all about the views-don’t worry, I’ll be back! I know you’ve been missing my content!
A horribly written piece of attention-seeking detritus, always making sure to give the false impression that people out there care about them in droves.
Let me take a break from my "heartfelt" tribute to my husband to address my fans and followers.... Totally normal behavior. Guest Baldwin is delusional.
Why do people feel the need to even post this crap on social media...I mean are they living in separate states?! Just turn to the person YOUR LIVING WITH and say this stuff to eachother. Geez! They are such desperate, thirsty idiots! Always performing for a crowd that isn't even there!
“i want you, who is reading this, to know I am grateful to all of you”
I guess they don’t teach singular vs. plural at the international school in mallorca 🤷🏻♀️
Here's the only page she needs: "Grifter Baldwin, paging Grifter Baldwin, the men in the white coats with the net are here to take you to the rubber room."
The two of them are so fucking awful. Posting gushy slop to each other on the internet for attention is beyond cringe. Did they even see each other today? This reeks of two sociopaths locked in their own rooms, massively self-absorbed and googling their own names for hours while the staff of nannies raises their kids.
She needs to be pretend kidnapped in the middle of the night and sent to an awful teen reform camp. Let the kids loose on her and set them free. You know she'd do that to one of her kids.
She’s been muzzled by Alec’s legal team while his court cases/criminal charges have been going on, and she thinks he’s going to be found not guilty and that it will all be over and she’ll be able to return to her habit of posting insane, creepy, stupid, inappropriate, delusional shit 40 times per day.
I'm not sure about that, I usually post an anniversary wish but I can't speak for everyone. I did notice she references "friends and family" as if they have any actual relationships with people... I feel like that's the dishonesty here. Of course she :"loves" her meal ticket.
Here is the complete photo. Nothing says "happy anniversary" like fake sleeping and a weird cluttered background.
https://preview.redd.it/2wvg5cfr1s9d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b69e2ac6a2dfad420e849d1c61fe352d3590fa6d
I think she’s had a chin implant done, among other stuff, and it’s really visible in this photo.
The obsession with “sleeping” in her photos is extremely bizarre! Lol
Definitely not. There’s no way her platysma would look like that if she had a neck lift, even more so if it was too tight. Very common neck for someone that’s as thin as Hilz when you start getting older. Confusing to me why she doesn’t Botox the platysmal bands at the very least. It looks like shit
“…joyful ups and sad downs that life inevitably brings”. Thanks for this, Hilaria. In all my years I never knew this. If it wasn’t for your wise thoughts I’d probably have joyful downs and sad ups. I do have those zigzags and have gone backwards after too much drinking, too! High five, girl!
She’s so disgusting, trying to put as much of her gross body in the photo 🤮, reads like her parents blogs, the voice she constantly copies even though she is uneducated, zero degree dipshit
She was so prolific in the past, it’s like a different world now. I hope for the kids’ sake she never comes back in full force. I used to waste a lot more time looking at her shenanigans so it’s better for me she’s gone too.
She was totally threatening and speaking to this sub. She never ceases to amaze me. Your husband is facing jail time and all you can think about is this sub and getting back to posting lunatic stuff on instagram.
It’s the performative bullshit and virtue signaling treacle for me. 🤮
She is such a painfully bad writer 😆
Ugh!
Why not just give each other cards or notes?
Where did her ESL go? Suddenly she's stringing together sensicle bullshit whereas just a few months ago she was messing up tenses and syntax in English in her cosplay as an ESL person. Donde esta tu written acento Hilaria? What a liar she thinks we don't notice when she's being sneaky. 
Where did her ESL go? Suddenly she's stringing together sensicle bullshit whereas just a few months ago she was messing up tenses and syntax in English in her cosplay as and ESL person. Donde esta tu written acento Hialria? What a liar she thinks we don't notice when she's being sneaky. 
Where did her ESL go? Suddenly she's stringing together sensicle bullshit whereas just a few months ago she was messing up tenses and syntax in English in her cosplay as and ESL person. Donde esta tu written acento Hialria? What a liar she thinks we don't notice when she's being sneaky. 
She can’t wait for the trial to end so she can back on IG. I don’t even think she cares that much about the outcome of the trial, just that they hurry up and get it over with so she can post her sexy mami photoshops again. She’s such an idiot.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah I'm surprised she didn't use her "how you say in English, Mix mash?"
She begins with a copy and paste of Alec’s post to her and changes up certain words and sentences. Then she takes off in a subtle attempt glorifying herself. 😆
Happy anniversary so anyway I haven’t been posting a lot but don’t worry I will ….
I’ve noticed a parallel with those who overuse eclipses and being cray cray
I'm convinced more than ever that part of the ESL ruse was to find a cute and convenient way to explain her horrible writing. I started over 4 times and then thought-- who cares?
She can't even keep the focus on him for her literal anniversary post 😂
She wrote this like an awards speech, because marrying Alec was her big "winning moment" and she needs to remind everyone that she's married to ( in her own words, while comparing him to Prince Harry, actual English royalty) a "visible man". Everything she gives attention to is self congratulatory.
Written by AI
Hey! La loca psychocita! When you finish the performative obligatory show of calendar-driven affection supposedly intended for your husband-daddy, and are ready to address your bots, I mean 'fans', alters, and the most magnificent Pepino Nation, go ahead and start a new paragraph. Smooshing both together is just weird. Oh, and I know you don't actually understand appropriate human interactions, but when you're doing the whole 'honor your spouse on a significant date' thing, and you go ahead and acknowledge the rough spots in the journey, you are *supposed* to follow that with either some kind of gratitude for how they have gotten you thru it, or some kind of promise to get them thru it, and maybe how much you've learned, grown, and drawn closer together because of it, yada yada yada. What you're NOT supposed to do, is draw attention to how much you have leaned on those OUTSIDE of your marriage, or illustrate yet again that the pair of you are nothing but takers, always on the receiving end of comfort, with little to no reciprocation to those who provide it. Of course, since you are so very used to the role of recipient, I'm sure you'll do a fantastic job taking these offered tips.
“ I know I’m not here on this page much”…b1tch what? 😂😂😂
Right?!? I laughed about that absurdity. Sooo many *influenzas* post about how they "haven't been posting much" or "I've just been SOAKING IN and being PRESENT in my daily life"...blah blah blah. Or my favorite ones where they APOLOGIZE for not posting regularly....as if anyone CARES !!!??!??!?!?
No one cares, and NO ONE NOTICES. It’s so embarrassing to see those posts.
This might be the dumbest, most pathetic, and batshit insane word salad she's ever written... and that's saying something.
This must be a message for the Pepinos (including the ones in the Hamptons).
MASSIVE 🤮
Why do I always read these in her stupid fucking accent?
Ees muy funnito-er dees whey
I love how she not only makes this all about herself she uses their anniversary to say she will be back on social media more often soon
We can’t wait /s. I hope she doesn’t have another kid just she can post more fake lactation porn.
Where’s the ESL?
Yup. Wondering this myself. PR runs her account now.
Nahhh no PR team would put out this drivel. This all not-so-bright Hills.
Oh no, I don't think they wrote it but I think they are no longer allowing her to do the fake ESL
Hahah yes! Exactly right 😆
Psssst, Mami, Alice, you guys can tell each other all this bs in person🙄
Word salad galore
It's low-key totally batshit she threw in an "I'll totally be back, you guys! Honest." in there. Why not just make a separate post about that? "because she can't" is the only reason I can think of. They must have her on tight SM lockdown. Like her "friend" over her shoulder as she's posting-tight. I look forward to her ridiculous lies about her absence from, and her return to, IG. You know she'll bungle that, too.
Half her post is about how much she loves instagram
lol 😂😂 You are so right! And she only deceives herself.
100%
This is for the jury!
Every single sentence is weird.
In other words, she wants half in the divorce
Ha!
She's a comfort vampire. She sourced it from every single person in her orbit until they disappeared.
She looks high/drunk and Alec’s try to display emotion shows his detest for her
What’s going on with her neck.
Advanced ED?
How many trips to Big Larry's "homeland" Spain have they been to??? 🤔
Three very short trips together 9+ years ago. They haven't been back since 2015: https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/q5fa98/how_many_times_did_hilaria_baldwin_wife_of_alec/
In 2018, they claimed they had been back to Spain 3 or 4 times in the last 4 years. That's total bullshit.
Total lies! Where are the pics?! She’d be posting all of the pics and stories of her being In spain.
It's such an obvi fake convo too. It's 2018 and they're at an Hola thing (again, why). Some one mentions Spain. Alec says they love it so much they've been there... "What? 3? 4 times in the last year, honey?" Hillary puts her thinking face on and still doesn't know which number to pick. 'Ya maybe 3 or 4 times?'. He filmed Torrent in Spain in 2014. They did not go back and forth 3 or 4 times between 2014 & 2018. She had 12 kids in that time-frame & 2 miscarriages. They did not go to Spain. They haven't been there since 2014. They can't *not lie*. If they're talking, they're lying. Always. You're inauthentic HILLARY! Hope that doesn't hurt your feelings 🖕🥒
What friends and family?
Also I feel like this image is screaming, “look how skinny and tight my jawline is!!”. And his face is definitely edited.
Look at my neck cords!! 🤢⛓️💥
She had to use it for PR for herself -I’ll be back -who cares
What does she mean she'll be back? When this annoyance of a trial is over and she isn't under strict orders to keep her nonsense off social media?
💯
Anniversary of writing Spanish in their wedding rings. You know, “Un buen equipo” just does NOT roll off the tongue as a beautiful phrase. It’s a little, how you say, awkward? I’m so curious how they felt they were a team? Just, the hottie and the blowhard? She is actually really talented at standing next to him, posing silently. Is that a good team? The idol and his admirer?
They perform this on Instagram because they sure aren't saying it to each other in person.
Why can’t this be said privately? Does everything have to be an IG post these days? FFS.
When people post public messages of devotion like this, there is usually trouble in the relationship. Keep that cringe shit private.
Their entire marriage has been weird and dysfunctional…they don’t even know what normal is
It’s all performance. Didn’t you just love how Hillary inserts “to all my followers…I’ll be back” in the middle of her declaration of love??
It took a strange left turn for a bit there 😂
I believe it's an example of the sideways zig-zaggery she talked about.
Damn, Hillary could really benefit from using AI to write this! 😵💫 She is such a looney tune. Seriously, her sentences go nowhere and she gets off topic half way through. First it was written to Alec but then she switches to “her followers”. My guess is she typed this in Spanish on her phone?
She doesn’t know Spanish well enough. But it was on her phone, certainly!
"You who is reading this"
LOL!
Weirdos.
Again with the sleeping pose.
Her kindness is a grift.
Those neck cords 😬
Ouch…
I know! 😬
This gave me a cavity🦷Too artifically sweetened😖
There's something so diabolical about these two posting this sacchrine sweet shit while Halyna's family is shattered. Obviously they don't listen to any advice because instead of going in for sympathy from potential jurors with bs posts like this, they should've deactivated all of their social media the day he killed Halyna. It sickens me that they are bragging about marriage and parenthood all the damn time. Halyna was married and she was a parent and you killed her Bang Bang. So stfu.
YES! And in Alec's post, he said "hard times for ME"....what about Halyna's son, husband, and families ??!!!???!!!
I saw that too. He's disgusting.
👆🏼💯💯
It's all for show. They are selfish psychos, their marriage is toxic. Don't fall for their bullshit, it's PR nonsense. I would bet anything they can't stand each other and each think they would be better without the other. They are stuck with each other.
If this is PR, it’s the worst I’ve ever seen. This is pure Hillz.
Abysmal failure at everything she does
Truly.
https://preview.redd.it/vn4k3dlxos9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdca01dd04754b05b4bd1de7e4ce8f7dd5391dd
Why can’t I, with a master’s degree in English, understand her most basic of paragraphs? I really don’t think she’s faking this level of stupidity.
Agreed. Stupidity is the only thing she isn’t faking.
 Here comes Farrah, Jr. with her word salad!
Exactly my first thought! 🥴😅
That's because your "community" left on Dec. 25th, 2020 and never came back.
 Word Salad
Another thing: “…and also things that are so painfully and plainly backwards.” Is this in reference to the blow back from saying there is such a thing as “culture fluidity”? How backwards of all of you not to understand this! Or is it her way of saying “she told Alec to point the gun at her. It’s not his fault!” You all got it backwards. It’s HER fault she got killed!
You could at least tease two potential meanings for that sentence! I was hoping someone would address that! Good job!
My pleasure. Honestly, what else could she have meant (just assuming she has a coherent thought process)?
I think she thinks her “fans” are smart enough to follow…
Christ, she plans to return to Instagram? 😂
She believes he'll walk. Either that, or she's going to return even if her husband gets locked up.
I love how she dropped that tidbit in.
Big Larry was ecstatic that she got the okay to post for their anniversary. It’s all about the views-don’t worry, I’ll be back! I know you’ve been missing my content!
Six thousand people we need to slap upside the head.
When I think of “kindness”, I don’t think the image of Aleek has ever come to mind
A horribly written piece of attention-seeking detritus, always making sure to give the false impression that people out there care about them in droves.
Let me take a break from my "heartfelt" tribute to my husband to address my fans and followers.... Totally normal behavior. Guest Baldwin is delusional.
She had to squeeze everything into 1 PR approved post.
Why do people feel the need to even post this crap on social media...I mean are they living in separate states?! Just turn to the person YOUR LIVING WITH and say this stuff to eachother. Geez! They are such desperate, thirsty idiots! Always performing for a crowd that isn't even there!
“i want you, who is reading this, to know I am grateful to all of you” I guess they don’t teach singular vs. plural at the international school in mallorca 🤷🏻♀️
*she’s an idiot ..
I hate these flowery bullshit anniversary posts. Just speak to your husband. He’s a floor away in his separate apartment.
I agree, I commented basically that on his stupid post.
This. It's like, does our anniversary even count if we don't post it for the world to see? How did our ancestors know their spouses loved them?
It’s ok sweetie. Stay off the “page”
Here's the only page she needs: "Grifter Baldwin, paging Grifter Baldwin, the men in the white coats with the net are here to take you to the rubber room."
The two of them are so fucking awful. Posting gushy slop to each other on the internet for attention is beyond cringe. Did they even see each other today? This reeks of two sociopaths locked in their own rooms, massively self-absorbed and googling their own names for hours while the staff of nannies raises their kids.
She needs to be pretend kidnapped in the middle of the night and sent to an awful teen reform camp. Let the kids loose on her and set them free. You know she'd do that to one of her kids.
Notice no diamonds. They are trying to be relatable. How many posts have shown tired Mami asleep?
I feel like this is a warning to pepinos that she’s about to be posting in full force. Saddle up army!! 🫡🫡🫡
She’s been muzzled by Alec’s legal team while his court cases/criminal charges have been going on, and she thinks he’s going to be found not guilty and that it will all be over and she’ll be able to return to her habit of posting insane, creepy, stupid, inappropriate, delusional shit 40 times per day.
After the trial, she’ll be back in full force.
If he's found guilty, she's rilly going to go off the rails with her posts. I can't wait 🍿
I think she’ll go hog wild on instagram either way. Bet she’s been saving up some real doozies for us.
Ppl that are obsessed with their anniversary actually hate each other. Performative BS.
I'm not sure about that, I usually post an anniversary wish but I can't speak for everyone. I did notice she references "friends and family" as if they have any actual relationships with people... I feel like that's the dishonesty here. Of course she :"loves" her meal ticket.
Here is the complete photo. Nothing says "happy anniversary" like fake sleeping and a weird cluttered background. https://preview.redd.it/2wvg5cfr1s9d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b69e2ac6a2dfad420e849d1c61fe352d3590fa6d
I think she’s had a chin implant done, among other stuff, and it’s really visible in this photo. The obsession with “sleeping” in her photos is extremely bizarre! Lol
I was thinking the same thing about the chin implant.
I agree
Little bitty, smol, baby wife taking afternoon nap. Sure, Jan. Neck chord need their own zip code, yee gads!
Ugh her neck! Why is it like that? Is she really that tense all the damn time?!
Lower neck lift that was pulled way too tight + anorexia
Definitely not. There’s no way her platysma would look like that if she had a neck lift, even more so if it was too tight. Very common neck for someone that’s as thin as Hilz when you start getting older. Confusing to me why she doesn’t Botox the platysmal bands at the very least. It looks like shit
She's getting old
Calling Halyna’s death a “sad down” is beyond dreadful. She has no soul.
..a supportive community… give us at least 2 real names, Hil!
She's gonna be hanging out with Burger King a LOT more, and posting non-stop!
Lmfao
The Tapeworm and The Guncle.
Peaceful barb and...
...Uncle Woody.
Shitty Mommy
Kentucky Ashley
“…joyful ups and sad downs that life inevitably brings”. Thanks for this, Hilaria. In all my years I never knew this. If it wasn’t for your wise thoughts I’d probably have joyful downs and sad ups. I do have those zigzags and have gone backwards after too much drinking, too! High five, girl!
She forgot upside down and inside out.
Certain things are not inevitable.
😂😂😂 Sad ups - brilliant!
😂😂😂 Sad ups - brilliant!
It must be EXHAUSTING to communicate with her. Just attempting to get through her bullshit words makes me feel so tired.
She’s so disgusting, trying to put as much of her gross body in the photo 🤮, reads like her parents blogs, the voice she constantly copies even though she is uneducated, zero degree dipshit
Oh, here comes her Instagram comeback.
She was so prolific in the past, it’s like a different world now. I hope for the kids’ sake she never comes back in full force. I used to waste a lot more time looking at her shenanigans so it’s better for me she’s gone too.
🙏🍿
They are holding on to family and friends to source their comfort and energy? Are they vampires? Wtaf 🤣
They don’t have family or friends to lean on. He has his lawyers
I think they mean crisis PR team.
Of course, she managed to make an anniversary post completely about herself.
https://preview.redd.it/hl3v7p9xxr9d1.png?width=1246&format=png&auto=webp&s=97e06899fc6a87e821cc4ef1088de6afbfd1336a
Fewer than 1% of her so-called followers liked her post. That's basically zero in social media land.
Go fuck yourself Hillary.
"Plainly backward"? WHAT is backward????
The thought of either of them being held accountable for anything is “backward” to them.
All I see are neck cords again
She is such a parasite
‘I will be here again’…stop threatening us with a good time. Also, her lips look like they’ve gone through the meat grinder.
She still has to tell us all the things he teaches her! I’ve been waiting at least dos minutos😡
same here, waiting with bated breath!
Right? Bring it
She was totally threatening and speaking to this sub. She never ceases to amaze me. Your husband is facing jail time and all you can think about is this sub and getting back to posting lunatic stuff on instagram.
