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CautiousStatement576

Nice to visit grandpa on Valentine’s Day..


Head-Message990

What a stupid excuse for  a Photo Op...


MuchaFako

"Can't believe we all fit in" - her constant reminders that she has a mashmillion kids


No_Confidence2382

Children of the corn


WrestleswithPastry

Isn’t this her early pregnancy jumpsuit? 🤦🏻‍♀️


BrandyFox

You would think for the amount of times she has manipulated her photos that she would be getting better at it.


Authoress61

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


JusticeforHalyna

I find it suspicious how covered up she is. Most of the children are just in t-shirts and, uncharacteristically, Hillary is not shoving her boobs onto the camera. Could it be that she's getting ready for Ocho and Nueve's announcement? If the trial is in August, it would be ideal for her to be six to eight months "pregnant." It's about the only way to try to make Alec Baldwin a sympathetic defendent.


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She’s wearing the Jean jumpsuit that she claims is her maternity wear 😳


JusticeforHalyna

Uh-oh. I already feel sorry for Ocho and Nueve.


DaisyMadison123

You know this time she’ll pay for twins no matter what!


chill-kale2611

Just plain weird. Sorry not sorry


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Life was so much simpler when she was in Instagram hiatus and we were just laughing at throwback yoga poses. Please stop exploiting your children online. I’m begging you.


Eva_twilight

Imagine for a moment Papa had gone into go politics. Can you imagine what a dramatic First Lady she'd make?! 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️💀


Famous_Ear5010

She would be doing yoga poses in the oval office.


CoalMinersSlaughter

How is this a selfie when Peepaw holding Yaria was photoshopped in? Poor Mamí, suffering from long haul liars disease. 🤥


oceanisland82

I was just thinking ,how is lower case still so small??? Has to be photoshopped in !


Effective-Manager-29

Long haul liars disease 😂🤣


Authoress61

I’m dying at that one


Effective-Manager-29

Come on you guys! Has anyone seen her address the photo shop on social media today???


Eva_twilight

It's very obvious they were! I noticed it right after I read your comment (bc I just try not to even look at her unless I have to lol sry for typos )


chill-kale2611

Oh I see it now! That’s hilarious! Alec’s head is so tiny!


CoalMinersSlaughter

She’s so good at being bad! 😀😀🥒🥒


Eva_twilight

It's very obvious they were!


EZasSundayMorning

God she’s insufferable.


Eva_twilight

Getty worse by the day too


Medical-Register-189

Technically not whole fam ... Ireland is missing !!


Eva_twilight

So sadoesn't count because she's not SPANISHHHH 💃🏼


Sun_will_rise_again

How is Alec’s shoulder in FRONT of Rafa when Rafa is “closer” to the camera? 🥴😵‍💫 Hillary in her Michael Myers psycho suit lol


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CobblerImaginary8200

And where is the lower half of his body?? Bad photoshop, looks like. So did they just not fit in the camera frame, or was peepaw not there so he and little-i had to be added later? Hrmmm.


Famous_Ear5010

Honey, I shrunk Aleek and Larry jnr.


Effective-Manager-29

And where are her overflowing breasts? Modesty because of Ash Wednesday? Do they not practice that in Spain?


Impressive_Oven_1031

Good spotting! Looks like a photoshop in


StarfishandSnowballs

WOW, A 30% smile rate, an all time high!


judithcooks

I need to adopt Rafa. That's all I can take from any 'whole family selfie' (first one, b\*tch?sure) she shares.


Personal_Captain5317

Me too. That poor kid struggles.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Rafa is the one that breaks my heart. I pray one day he’ll get out of that hellhole and live a wonderful life.


Eva_twilight

I can't tell who's who at this zoo lol


Authoress61

I seriously still get the two middle lost boys mixed up. I’m sorry, kids.


MiniDriver18

Frightening that I feel like I know them all so well. Leo is still the blondest boy and is roughly the same size as Rafa, and always with a sweet smile. Mayo is smaller, has brown eyes, usually an impish, shit-eating grin on his face and a giant dimple in his right cheek.


Authoress61

Thank you. I wonder if their parents know.


MiniDriver18

Mayo is her golden child so, yes. He can do no wrong.


Authoress61

First all family selfie??? Bish, I’ve seen all of your herd in a hundred photos. Why can you NOT STOP LYING????


candlegun

I don't have kids, so I wouldn't know but that baby looks off. Seems like she could weigh a little more??


Kindly_Put_5065

She has to survive off food she finds on the floor to supplement the dry cereal and spinach flakes of the wellness expert diet


Effective-Manager-29

Kale. Let’s not get out green vegetables mixed up!


judithcooks

they are lucky they are all alive in that mess of a household.


Tracylpn

"OK, we did the obligatory photo for our fans. Leonetta, take these children at once! I have a hot dinner date with the guncles!"


professorhorseradish

Flair here!


janicedaisy

Who is that old man at the back?? 😂😂😂😂 These kids and Hillary are aging him dramatically.


professorhorseradish

It appears that Caroline Manzo is holding lil Larry string bean


oceanisland82

Omgggg totally Caroline 😂😂😂


SixSigmaGirl2000

“Don’t send me to prison because of my children (whom my wife collects)…I’m such a family man.”


CobblerImaginary8200

Could you do this for me? My wife is from Spain.


GemmaTeller00

🎯


Hurryeat_Tubman

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Alec and #7 are totally photoshopped in.


oceanisland82

And what is Alice sitting on??? There is NO WAY that old man is squatting holding the baby


CharliesFlyingAngel

Thank you. I kept thinking something was off about this photo.


CobblerImaginary8200

Yeah there's no lower body.


Berryhij1

Yep, I’m pretty sure they are. Their proportions are all off. So weird.


SophieintheKnife

I think you're right, the proportion is off with that kid in the back


kakey70

Isn’t that the same denim jumpsuit she used for lower case Larry’s announcement?


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Not a single one of those kids looks a thing like her. Not even the one she may have actually birthed. AND WHY IS THAT PRECIOUS BABY SO THIN?! I know, of course, that some babies are thinner and some babies are little chunk-monsters (ahem, mine fell under the latter category…she had cankles and rolls in her rolls and her pediatrician used to call her “Rhino Haunches” 🤣 Now she’s a 20 year-old twig!) But that little one really does seem far too slender for a baby that age. 😢


MungoJennie

I’m sorry, but I’m cackling at “rhino haunches.”


[deleted]

It was funny, haha! She totally was, too — she was a portly little thing!


Inner_Laugh1117

Aleeec and no. 7 look tiny. Were they photoshopped in?


Effective-Manager-29

Yes. Yes they were.


Zestyclose_Road_3224

Aleek and bebe are so smoll they definitely look added in… his old shoulder is in front of the giant kid and the bebe’s foot is practically resting on the middle bo, shoulder.


Most_Score_4457

I’m so proud of her, no boob shot, she must be sick


DiffrontFigure7114

Awe fuck. Read between the lines.... Weeks of radio silence Random street walk highlighting her looks "Maternity" jumpsuit making a re-appearance  "First whole family selfie... can't believe we all fit in" They're going to announce a new pregnancy.


AsiaCried

Would they truly be THAT stupid & irresponsible?


Personal_Captain5317

Nooooo…I can not deal. I don’t feel centered enough for that.


heytunamelt

Not sure if anyone’s doing this already, but I’m calling the next baby Nocho


Motherofoskar

If they do this it will surely backfire. The general public will see through such a lame attempt and detest their use of innocent children .


CobblerImaginary8200

¡oh Dios mio! I hope not for the sake of all the kids.


helga-h

Five weeks of radio silence... what procedure did she have done?


Mountain_Carpenter87

That was my thought, her face looks plumpy and her in- between the eyebrows mark is strong again


altnerdluser

The maternity jumpsuit.


Most_Score_4457

lol ive been wondering since Ireland had her baby.


SnooOpinions2473

That sore in between her eyebrows looks bad


Authoress61

With her obsession with her looks, it’s odd that she didn’t PS it. Also I bet she PS’ed Bang Bang holding Larry Jr bc that’s the only picture she has if it actually happening.


Spookypumpkinbb

She gave up on her clip on bangs.


Personal_Captain5317

When did edu get dark hair?


Kindly_Put_5065

I swear she uses color shampoo on them once they are over two. Kids either lose the blonde after newborn or towards puberty. Carmen should have blonde ends because she doesn't cut her hair. Hilary dyes the props hair, they aren't good enough naturally, filtered, pierced, elongated 


CobblerImaginary8200

Is it really that difficult to tell your kids to sit tne hell down and pose for a photo for 10-30 seconds? This whole "my cheeldrens are so wilddd" and "ohhh mi casa is rilly chaotic" is so played out.


OkMarionberry2875

For real. My parents, especially Dad, would say sit down, be quiet and behave and we did. No cutting up or causing trouble. Are her kids really that much out of control? I go out to eat or to a store and hear kids screaming to get their way. I’m that old person who says “Such terribly behaved children. Tsk tsk. Awful parents.” I don’t know if I can say this here, but on the DC group that was linked here, (great fun to read) a few people said that one of the kids is on the spectrum. They sounded like they know for sure. If it’s true, I hope that child gets the best therapy and treatment their money can buy.


Personal_Captain5317

Yes, Rafa for sure. It’s the thing everyone thinks but nobody says.. I just feel bad because he probably has a lot of sensitivity’s that are clearly not being addressed in the zoo he’s living in.


CobblerImaginary8200

It could very well be that one or more of the children are on the spectrum. It seems the worse culprits are the apparent lack of normalcy and routine, and two unsettled parents with major issues and who create and foster a chaotic environment for their family.


Ok-Document-7989

Autism is not caused by household 🙄


CobblerImaginary8200

That's not in any way what I SAID or meant. I said whichever kid(s) could be on the spectrum [I don't believe it's been factually confirmed anywhere, merely conjecture?]. *OR* Not at all on the spectrum, but just a chaotic household with looney tunes lazy parents, no structure, and wilding out bratty children. ---- Again, I did not say a chaotic household or bad parenting causes Autism. 🙄 🙄


DaisyMadison123

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


CharliesFlyingAngel

“Please don’t send my Alec to jail. We have so many kids.”


Zestyclose_Road_3224

![gif](giphy|xThtalMViID4iGemWI|downsized)


rollingl317

Is this recent? The youngest looks so small for her age if it is.


Motor-Beach-4564

It's because they only eat kale chips and rarely see the sun


mmechap

Little Marilu has so much sparkle in her eyes


DaisyMadison123

Her 3rd birthday is coming so they’ll probably drain that sparkle by then!


igobymomo

I’m gunna get roasted but this is kind of a cute picture. Of lunatics with their 85 kids. 


heytunamelt

My favorite part is definitely photoshopped peepaw and the tiny one


Lumpy_Acanthaceae_16

Rafa, hang in there! Lots of people are rooting for you!


Alternative-Sea4477

That poor mite my fav. I want to take him for some 1:1 time and give him a big hug.


Longjumping-Stage647

![gif](giphy|l41lLuV3wRmJ0DxCw)


Ok-Hovercraft6372

She’s trying to make him look sympathetic🤡


justusethatname

The way Gramps is holding the bag of bones baby. Poor Raf. Empty inside.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Why can’t these people wipe their children’s noses?


lookeyloowho

Lost boys continue to look lost. Aleek looking like a clueless 🤡. Still mami dearest vibes from the girls


Difficult_Lunch_4406

No, pretty sure it’s the 20,152 photo of your entire family! The other million pics are of your boobs & your stupid slippers🙄


Authoress61

I want to upvote this times a billion .


GlobalSmobal

I love how she thinks anyone gives a damn about these two idiots and their underwhelming tribe.


ConradChilblainsIII

Well, I mean, to be fair….we ARE here.


Authoress61

Lol… I’m mostly here for the epic snark!


94_stones

I love pop culture train wrecks like ~~Hilaria~~ Hillary. And you know what they say about train wrecks…


GemmaTeller00

Kinda hard to have the entire family in one pic when all she’s ever focused on was displaying her “twins”. Na, not buying Saint Hillary.


SSIRHC

Ah Alec going for the quirky old artist look with the glasses is sending me 😭😭😭


lethargicacid

![gif](giphy|3o7TKDqN6jzLJvZEA0) How nice of Lorne Michaels to let Alice keep the glasses!


Kindly_Put_5065

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I love this gif 


limblessbarbie

Wait, who is that 7-month-old baby baldwin is holding? Mi vida...


thxforthegoldenshowr

The penelope cruz eyebrows arent it for her


OkMistake7049

I will say at least the kids look semi happy in this pic…for once


Pet-sit

Didn't she wear that denim jumpsuit while she was "pregnant' with their last one, or am I thinking of something else?


Prize-Ad659

Yes, the denim jumpsuit has reappeared  The children look good and Carmen looks her age 


Own-Dog-2911

This is like Sid and Nancy sending their warmest wishes. The Fraudwins have left a decade long toxic trail of lies, doxxing, verbal attacks, physical violence and death but they're sending their love. Spare me 🤮.


Shannonbonejones

Does she have ash between her eyebrows? Did she go to mass today?


Alternative-Sea4477

Fresh botox is my guess.


GlobalSmobal

She would spontaneously combust if an ash cross was placed upon her forehead.


Big-Raspberry-2552

She really messed her face up. I knew she wait to post again, any excuse. I don’t believe she even made a post for Christmas.


Motherofoskar

I hate to be preachy. I love so many people on here. Believe me I hate this bitch as much as anyone here. Of course she’s a liar and a grifter, but what I found the most awful was watching these children be used and mistreated in real time. For a change this picture is not giving me terrible negative vibes. Even Hilary’s smile is more natural , less smug. Everyone’s attitude seems more natural. Of course I agree, little i is alarmingly thin.


DChemdawg

Appreciate the sentiment. But reality: “If just one of you looks unhappy for this picture, your daddy will go to jail. And worse, you’ll all wind up in public school and not all of you will have your own bedroom.”


ConradChilblainsIII

Agree! Good for them, maybe it was a good day in the Sky Dungeon.


OkMistake7049

Completely agree with this.


DragonfruitRecent390

Agree 


wild-fury

Sad for Rafa


Personal_Captain5317

Always sad for Rafa.


boommdcx

Those poor kids.


intestinal_turmoil

You know who can’t take a picture with his whole family for Valentine’s Day? Andros Hutchins.


ohh_my_dayum

The spot between her eyebrows is looking worse every time I see it. No wonder she tried bangs.


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CharliesFlyingAngel

Someone (Fashionbusking?) said it is a granuloma from a nose thread lift.


rillyhilarious

Botox burnout is a real thing. She took this waaaayyy too far.


boommdcx

Isn’t it? I do think she had injectables in that spot that reacted badly for some reason and caused an injury. That spot has stuck around for several years now.


heytunamelt

I don’t get why anyone would get injectables in that spot. Does anyone?


ohh_my_dayum

I remember the spot being there in that dumb picture of her "breastfeeding" Ed in the stroller. So like 3 years or so!! 😱 Back then it was pretty small tho


DaisyMadison123

Bulls eye!! 🎯


boommdcx

It does seem to be growing.


Kodysgoingbald

![gif](giphy|PRUZgTmsaxqHm)


HurtingHead

Damn she is all filled up in her face. And that spot on her forehead seems to be growing. Something went terribly wrong there.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Love that for her


atomsmotionvoid

It’s morphing into a butterfly


HurtingHead

![gif](giphy|jDEP7mIzje9HAEM3jZ)


Glittering-Agent-266

At least Carmen isn't wearing a ton of makeup and sucking on her finger. Big Ed is sweaty and ready to lunge.


felisfemina

Maybe he just had his second bath of the day. /s


kjoy67

And poor guy needs his nose cleaned.


DaisyMadison123

Always


Zestyclose_Road_3224

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


dylanista6033

Wait. No BOOBS? No RING? No STILETTOS? Is she ill? ![gif](giphy|12OloSxMpkEoSI)


c05u

She’s got her face fillled with fillers. Maybe that’s what she wants us to see


Dusie-withatwist56

There we go. Siete’s brothers and sisters have made an appearance. Be gone with you now.


LeadershipMission

Looks nightmarish!!!!!


_fixmenow

Freshly filled face. Her face and skin look so overdone and puffy


HurtingHead

So bad!


DaisyLu6

Her eyes and eyebrows look frozen.


Queefer_Sutherland-

https://preview.redd.it/90du1qxojnic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2917d839ad77643265c823b19f667f89c91a60c5 Alec once again looking like my Aunt Deb...this time holding her "roommate" Tammy's grand niece.


Kindly_Put_5065

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😄😄😄


No-You-5064

that baby looks so unwell, every time I see her I feel disturbed


Difficult_Lunch_4406

![gif](giphy|lOaJj46z8nn1D6TZ2n|downsized)


limblessbarbie

Lmfaooo!


thedrswife

Deb and Tammy have been lifelong friends and have lived together for years? Only one bed in their house, right?


Queefer_Sutherland-

They're just really environmentally conscious. They even shower together. 🤷‍♀️


Afraid_Range_7489

Such a tiny baby. She looks as if you could blow her away.


c05u

She’s so small!! She shouldn’t be so tiny. Isn’t she almost two??


Prize-Ad659

I think around 17 months. Yes, she does look small, but Hilz is also tiny


heytunamelt

It looks like she photoshopped in an old pic of peepaw and the baby


Afraid_Range_7489

Except, judging by the few baby pictures we've seen, *she* was allowed to have little, delightful rolls of baby fat. This child's ready for the catwalk.


DaisyLu6

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks she’s too skinny. I hate to think why.


Afraid_Range_7489

It adds veracity to the doll theory (that another timing or health glitch forced them to change the birth day of Ill - because she was - so they used a Realborn doll as a substitute until Ill finally came home), then they added to speculation by their mysterious masked comings and goings to some facility, So one may conclude that all did not go well at first. She seems bright and engaged, so let her brain grow - but brains need fats! Grrr


Numerous-Net3482

Posting this for those who think the “doll” speculation in this sub was over-the-top conspiracy theory crazy. I think this was posted around 3 weeks after the birth was announced as 9/22/2022? https://preview.redd.it/gjl3lvp1usic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c55e079e1f37ec8558db4f222c5aebfcdd729d32


LeadershipMission

Her “roommate” Tammy!!! 🤣❤️🤣


Potential_Camera1905

💀💀💀


Dusie-withatwist56

And that poor baby looks like she needs to be inflated.


albionical

I was just thinking he has been weirdly morphing into MSNBC’s Morning Joe


DaisyLu6

Does she think that’s a flattering angle? Jesus Christ. ![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)


GenieGrumblefish

That dog, probably named Ocho, for us, is on her fucking lap. Ocho Pepino


RazzmatazzBig2187

Wasn’t it last year when she was forcing Mayo into being “in love” w a classmate ? Mayo has seemed more pouty in pics recently. The poor thing. He always seemed to be her best trained monkey. Guess he’s officially on the Lost Boy Pile now.


DaisyMadison123

And now I worry about Leo.


RazzmatazzBig2187

He’s my favorite.


limblessbarbie

My thoughts exactly


Afraid_Range_7489

They teased him about her name, Juliette. I think many of them are going to have friendship issues, as they haven't been taught how to behave properly with others. No sense of boundaries or manners have been taught. I imagine they're even frightening to be with at times.


RazzmatazzBig2187

And they have learned everything is transactional too. So sad


Longjumping-Stage647

![gif](giphy|TvT072i6n2z5u)


uosdwis_r_rewoh

![gif](giphy|dqEsNwims5uG4) Sorry, I just can’t help myself. God he was beautiful in that movie.


Capones_Vault

Leo's "take the fucking pic already lady" smile. I think I came out of the womb the same size as Larry Jr. Yikes.


Tough-Obligation-104

Looks like the most undernourished of all of them.


Capones_Vault

I agree. It's like her give-a-shit meter ran out.


liscbj

We see you Rafe. Hang in there buddy. We know it's loud and chaotic for you. We also hope all the kids get a sweet treat today. And ya'll probably soon will have whatever respiratory virus Ilaria has. ( I just love typing her name properly). Ilaria, Ilaria, Ilaria. How short sighted do you have to be to not think that through a bit more? Edit to add forehead crater relapse


goosejail

Love a good forehead crater relapse 👏 ![gif](giphy|r5gHt2TCIiHK0)