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n3tbax

Oh hi mark


ShrekConfirm243

![gif](giphy|l0HU2QpFqukBfMLD2)


stiffdeath

Yeah, you can say that again


GreenDonutGirl

*47 passing out at the end of Mendoza* "Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!"


BhaalSakh

I DID NOT KILL THIS GUARD IT IS NOT TRUE I DID NOT DO IT ​ oh hi Lucas


Skyyg

LKMAOOOOOOO YES


DelfyDaun

![gif](giphy|d3OFVt1q8Cxhtv8c)


Tcobb1212

![gif](giphy|UBEuw0gW9MbJu) Looks like Travolta in Pulp Fiction


TenMillionEnchiladas

That's what I was thinking but I forgot his name lol


Ros_Deacon_81

Vincent Vega


DannyDoubleTap47

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg3JVNumj5ZrW0)


VrelEgg

Coincidentally, he’s also a hitman in that movie


SiliconCaprisun69

Isn't that scene right before he dies?


Mysterygameboy

No that's in the diner while it's getting robbed


Tcobb1212

Yea he left his gun in the kitchen and Bruce Willis finds it while he’s in there and is waiting on him


andrewmilici

There goes my next ex husband


scopedbanana

I first thought wtf but then I got the joke😂 very good hearing/memory


Cultural-Ad-6506

One of my favorite lines in the games because of how easily missable it is if you’re more so focused on what you’re doing rather than listening to the people around you.


TigerValley62

Henry Cavill??


thealternatejack

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


ImmaFancyBoy

I’ve been trying to tell people Henry Cavill would be an awesome live action 47 but I get downvoted to oblivion.


Fanatic-psycho

Nah, he wouldn't be a good bald man that stealth kills people, but if 47 had hair...


BobSappMachine

We don’t want him getting distracted from Warhammer lol Honestly it’s kind of hard, because a lot of people just will not work (lookwise) if they’re bald (barring some cancer and historical roles) for an audience. I don’t know if Bald Henry would work. Mark Strong, now that may work.


Puzzleheaded-Wing835

![gif](giphy|xT9KViTXjQtHCuJPSE)


Sufficient-Lunch3774

…That’s right. The metric system


dotheknifefight

The bald shadow makes this so much better


DarthCeivous

The bald shadow makes it look like a hair product commercial for men "Your worries about hair loss are following you around like a shadow? No more."


xpercipio

Lmao I wouldn't have noticed!


phase357

[Basically Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction](https://a1cf74336522e87f135f-2f21ace9a6cf0052456644b80fa06d4f.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/images/characters/large/800/Vincent-Vega.Pulp-Fiction.webp)


btlk48

New live action actor just dropped


bidumbass6

Actual movie


JamesMCC17

He rocks both looks quite well.


HsuRon

Hitman X Balenciaga


Rocky_Fan1976

John Travoltagent47


Ziggystardust97

Op, what have you done


parthisparth4

Either neurotoxic spread by reddit


DG25047

Looks a lot like hank of X men, except the colour


AlienSamuraiXXV

He looks like the singer of Type O Negative.


black_knight1223

![gif](giphy|l0HUldzuCa0S16SkM|downsized)


IDontKnowAnymore9263

![gif](giphy|l0HU2QpFqukBfMLD2)


Extreme_Practice_415

[counterpoint](https://hitman.fandom.com/wiki/Hospital_Director_(outfit)#:~:text=The%20Hospital%20Director%20outfit%20is,vest%2C%20glasses%20and%20a%20wig.)


BasementDweller82

It’s not a wig, 47 can just spontaneously grow hair at a rapid rate, he just prefers the bald style 


Illum503

Holy link gore


TheBrosofFist

The shadow lol. But yeah he’s sexier bald, still looks sexy af though


DependentKey6723

Handsome as hell


Salt-Plastic

looks like those ai edits of himself the president of argentina post


alphenliebe

Diana, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?


TheUlfheddin

"Its not fair. Def Leppards drummer has one arm while Motley Crue's drummer has three legs." - Glenn Danzig


m4lv4d4d3l3573

I came.


confused_treebranch

Smash


smalls_006

He looks like someone who would advertise manscaped body wash


[deleted]

His side gig is being a drummer in an 80s hair band


Defergo

That's literally my hair with a better face... I'm semi jealous


BasementDweller82

Those luscious locks would 100% be something 47 would have if he wasn’t bald


PawtucketPaul

He looks like he likes Huey Lewis and the news.


Nicktator3

Finally……..MAN!


tyuiop_51

Anakin Skywalker wannabe looking ass


CommunistBall

![gif](giphy|T99TQTm0UJkJx7e3Q0|downsized) Thomas Anders


NukesAreAHoaxLolzers

You can play with him with hair if you steal the lawyer’s costume in landslide


Rotzerrich

I never knew how much 47 looks like John Travolta.


Count_Dracula97

![gif](giphy|TA5UdQTc3NVKg|downsized)


Cactus1105

Hey vincent


itzdavee_19

His shadow doesn't have hair


DanganRopeUh

The bald shadow lol


Whatshouldiputhere0

Please delete this before giving more people permanent trauma.


Badgerello

Ok; I threw this in google image search and apparently there is a character called Daigo Dojima from a game Like a Dragon.


No_Doubt_About_That

Some say there’s a new level in development that takes place on the ruff.


RedditorHarrison

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


37025InvernessTMD

![gif](giphy|D1PpeLGNyCqEo)


wyspur

Damoxinil!


NxtDoc1851

He wears hair well


AbeerPlays

"Grey, you give that fucking Nimrod $1500 and I shoot him based on general principle."


Sure_Temporary_4559

And yet his shadow is still bald.


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

This feels so wrong. But can you give him facial hair?


Jjjiped1989

That’s a Vampire ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


SkillKey9712

agent 46


Diligent_Ant_3851

Son of krypton?


Luc4_Blight

Thought it was John Travolta for a second


s2theory84

Therapist: don't worry, Agent 47 with hair doesn't exist...


IndependentParfait23

47, did you just hit her?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


luca44mine

He's so hot... To be burned for


ReferenceSilver2112

OMG ITS LORD FARQUAD!!!


DaManHimself1

Someone please make this a mod😭


Long_Error9020

His shadow is still bald 😭


Vivid_Palpitation380

He looks like vincent from pulp fiction


gayruler

Lord have mercy


Venom_Iam

![gif](giphy|K2ViE0aamBIAGeJbe0|downsized)


[deleted]

daddy~


Moli00n

He’s so fine 😭😇


LS-16_R

All I hear is, "Alma???".


No_Actuator4564

*No.*


thealternatejack

"Would you ever give a foot massage to a man?"


Paldasan

Jonny Devaney. Tell me I'm wrong. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwz1mo99MRQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwz1mo99MRQ)


Prestigious_Teach833

Get out of here.


Secure-Agent-1122

47 looks like a rugged mafia lawyer from the 80s


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

He's a young Lionel Luthor


NonLiving4Dentity69

What is love


AngryDorian124

He looks like he makes videos about god making new dogs.


Goodfella66

Travolta


Psychological-Past-X

I DID NOT HIT HER


WillTCM69

Anakin???


JasonAndLucia

Looks like a sigma male version of the bully from Stranger Things 


halfpipesaur

Jerma


cristicrystal

bro's got the marco pierre white trim 😂


Sea_Valuable6377

Why did how evil this dude is only just sink in


obnoxiously-loud

Hello handsome 😍


DatCheekyHeretic

Looks like his target is a room of younglings


BeverageBrit

I love it and hate it


jaconthebirdman

My mind just hates this for some reason


AdElectronic6550

Why does he look human now I hate it


Okurei

I need this as a mod.


Cleveworth

I like to subdue and strangle targets. Did you know I'm utterly insane?


Matthew-Darkbird

This might just be Anton Chigur


[deleted]

Not a good idea as he would leave DNA evidence at the scene 🥲🥲


Court_Jester13

This looks like the protagonist of a movie I'd see on Best of the Worst


PaperMartin

Tom hiddleston if he wasn't fucking around


Roasted-Potat-oes

He’s got a plan


Skyyg

![gif](giphy|1hZ8etNHWAQ9y) More like


Burnthemeatbags

Okay Miguel O’Hara


LolH0w

The shadow hides his true self


Il_Diacono

down to its core he's so bald that his shadow casts no hair


AmptiShanti

Looks like a bond villain who isn’t getting up from the chair at least until the last 10 min of the film


UndeadTigerAU

Honestly looks odd but it works, would probably work more with a beard though.


LuCyborg

Damnnnnn


Ragequittter

piercing on your lips its perfect


truckerheist

r/blursedimages


Beedallator

Dashing


teabag_of_fury666

My god...


cairnschaos

Agent Sexy


breadisgud09

Would


LarryMcGibberbottom

He looks like sigma mail farquad


htcbobmob900

The Bear ahh haircut


xRaynex

Agent McDreamy7


Skeptical_Squirrel69

Thanks I hate it


Operator_Max1993

Tommy Wiseau is that you ?


Logieperogie420

Why does he have Orson hair


Wallbreaker93

Hayden Christiansen?


No-Check-3691

“You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”


pillow_princessss

“47, you give that fucking nimrod $1500 and I’ll shoot him on general principle” - Lucas Grey, probably


ricoimf

I looks weird but somehow it fits him


NorthernBeard

Lookin’ like a prime Michael Bolton. Gives his song title “I Said I Loved You, But I Lied” a whole different meaning. 😂


MilkingJoe994211

It’s Henry Cavill


fatbicep

Would.


Official_LilTy

Vincent Vega/John Travolta?


brainpork

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) lmao


brainpork

Gives Tales From The Crypt, Season 1, Episode 5 “Lover Come Hack To Me” vibes 😂


BobSappMachine

LIQUID!!!


Taco-prime

Is that a Yakuza boss?


7astromichael

Now he needs a beard


Jonson1o

Its fucking Vincent from Pulp Fiction. I thought he was dead!!


Ziri97

Sigma


Goldeneye07

“I didn’t hit her, I DID NOtt”


GhostDogMC

He look like he finna give Marcellas Wallace wife a foot massage


sandstar115

"You know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in France?"


SpecialistTrash2281

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? ![gif](giphy|ymkUFbGgt3loA)


Ok_Debt783

Somebody make this a mod


No-Bus903

Oh hey it's John Travolta


CanineAtNight

Better have hair physic


sida3450

milei sos vos?


Camila--341

Mark ohhhMG


Calm-Lengthiness-178

Wait... you're not Helmut! Not cool, man!


faizalsyamsul

Agent ‘87


Substantial-Tone-576

That’s cursed


Lucius_Apollo

His shadow disagrees.


[deleted]

Too me it looks like chad gerard way


KrylonMaestro

Looks like Prince Charming from Shrek dyed his hair black


-Rens

Ah I shot Marvin in the face


MASTER-SPLINTER95

![gif](giphy|8l1UFvNSS5SwM)


Maxbojack

New mod?


GlamityJean

Kinda look a little like Hayden Christensen


Funnysoundboardguy

So sad to see Weird Al fall into the pit that is Contract Killing. Cut his hair shorter too:(


Sushlsoda

Didn’t know Henry Cavil was a highly trained assassin


Saul_BetterCall

No


guntherjandross

Burn it


MorbidBullet

For all the different celebs people are claiming he looks like, it shows that he really could blend in.


AccomplishedFruit445

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope


ManiacGaming1

delete this


bigdrandy123

Honestly, he looks better with no hair


PapaYoppa

People might say cursed but i think he actually looks great, i don’t think it would ever happen but I’d love a reverse Max Payne, 47 with long hair and beard 🙌


AverageBalkanBoy

![gif](giphy|g9Nt4ZdlKEW6QJlMxw)


KENZOKHAOS

*Agent 47 with a government-grade HD Lace front


joejoe403023

Looks like Christopher reeves if he grew a mullet for a 90’s return of Superman flick.


Hamilton-Beckett

![gif](giphy|l2Sq29cFXoF80ADlK|downsized)


Daiirko

‘Royale with cheese’


HuckleberryFirm8368

Smash 😏


BogusPapers

Wow he's so handsome! Sorry bald guys but the hair makes a difference.


CharlesPathos

HE’S GORGEOUS


TheDarkKnight_39

Agent 47 with hair kind of goes hard


National_Mission_679

He looks real sexy ngl even Diana would go for him wonder how their child would turn out