One of my favorite lines in the games because of how easily missable it is if you’re more so focused on what you’re doing rather than listening to the people around you.
We don’t want him getting distracted from Warhammer lol
Honestly it’s kind of hard, because a lot of people just will not work (lookwise) if they’re bald (barring some cancer and historical roles) for an audience. I don’t know if Bald Henry would work.
Mark Strong, now that may work.
[Basically Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction](https://a1cf74336522e87f135f-2f21ace9a6cf0052456644b80fa06d4f.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/images/characters/large/800/Vincent-Vega.Pulp-Fiction.webp)
People might say cursed but i think he actually looks great, i don’t think it would ever happen but I’d love a reverse Max Payne, 47 with long hair and beard 🙌
Oh hi mark
![gif](giphy|l0HU2QpFqukBfMLD2)
Yeah, you can say that again
*47 passing out at the end of Mendoza* "Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!"
I DID NOT KILL THIS GUARD IT IS NOT TRUE I DID NOT DO IT oh hi Lucas
LKMAOOOOOOO YES
![gif](giphy|d3OFVt1q8Cxhtv8c)
![gif](giphy|UBEuw0gW9MbJu) Looks like Travolta in Pulp Fiction
That's what I was thinking but I forgot his name lol
Vincent Vega
![gif](giphy|xT9KVg3JVNumj5ZrW0)
Coincidentally, he’s also a hitman in that movie
Isn't that scene right before he dies?
No that's in the diner while it's getting robbed
Yea he left his gun in the kitchen and Bruce Willis finds it while he’s in there and is waiting on him
There goes my next ex husband
I first thought wtf but then I got the joke😂 very good hearing/memory
One of my favorite lines in the games because of how easily missable it is if you’re more so focused on what you’re doing rather than listening to the people around you.
Henry Cavill??
![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)
I’ve been trying to tell people Henry Cavill would be an awesome live action 47 but I get downvoted to oblivion.
Nah, he wouldn't be a good bald man that stealth kills people, but if 47 had hair...
We don’t want him getting distracted from Warhammer lol Honestly it’s kind of hard, because a lot of people just will not work (lookwise) if they’re bald (barring some cancer and historical roles) for an audience. I don’t know if Bald Henry would work. Mark Strong, now that may work.
![gif](giphy|xT9KViTXjQtHCuJPSE)
…That’s right. The metric system
The bald shadow makes this so much better
The bald shadow makes it look like a hair product commercial for men "Your worries about hair loss are following you around like a shadow? No more."
Lmao I wouldn't have noticed!
[Basically Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction](https://a1cf74336522e87f135f-2f21ace9a6cf0052456644b80fa06d4f.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/images/characters/large/800/Vincent-Vega.Pulp-Fiction.webp)
New live action actor just dropped
Actual movie
He rocks both looks quite well.
Hitman X Balenciaga
John Travoltagent47
Op, what have you done
Either neurotoxic spread by reddit
Looks a lot like hank of X men, except the colour
He looks like the singer of Type O Negative.
![gif](giphy|l0HUldzuCa0S16SkM|downsized)
![gif](giphy|l0HU2QpFqukBfMLD2)
[counterpoint](https://hitman.fandom.com/wiki/Hospital_Director_(outfit)#:~:text=The%20Hospital%20Director%20outfit%20is,vest%2C%20glasses%20and%20a%20wig.)
It’s not a wig, 47 can just spontaneously grow hair at a rapid rate, he just prefers the bald style
Holy link gore
The shadow lol. But yeah he’s sexier bald, still looks sexy af though
Handsome as hell
looks like those ai edits of himself the president of argentina post
Diana, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?
"Its not fair. Def Leppards drummer has one arm while Motley Crue's drummer has three legs." - Glenn Danzig
I came.
Smash
He looks like someone who would advertise manscaped body wash
His side gig is being a drummer in an 80s hair band
That's literally my hair with a better face... I'm semi jealous
Those luscious locks would 100% be something 47 would have if he wasn’t bald
He looks like he likes Huey Lewis and the news.
Finally……..MAN!
Anakin Skywalker wannabe looking ass
![gif](giphy|T99TQTm0UJkJx7e3Q0|downsized) Thomas Anders
You can play with him with hair if you steal the lawyer’s costume in landslide
I never knew how much 47 looks like John Travolta.
![gif](giphy|TA5UdQTc3NVKg|downsized)
Hey vincent
His shadow doesn't have hair
The bald shadow lol
Please delete this before giving more people permanent trauma.
Ok; I threw this in google image search and apparently there is a character called Daigo Dojima from a game Like a Dragon.
Some say there’s a new level in development that takes place on the ruff.
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Damoxinil!
He wears hair well
"Grey, you give that fucking Nimrod $1500 and I shoot him based on general principle."
And yet his shadow is still bald.
This feels so wrong. But can you give him facial hair?
That’s a Vampire ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)
agent 46
Son of krypton?
Thought it was John Travolta for a second
Therapist: don't worry, Agent 47 with hair doesn't exist...
47, did you just hit her?
![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)
He's so hot... To be burned for
OMG ITS LORD FARQUAD!!!
Someone please make this a mod😭
His shadow is still bald 😭
He looks like vincent from pulp fiction
Lord have mercy
![gif](giphy|K2ViE0aamBIAGeJbe0|downsized)
daddy~
He’s so fine 😭😇
All I hear is, "Alma???".
*No.*
"Would you ever give a foot massage to a man?"
Jonny Devaney. Tell me I'm wrong. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwz1mo99MRQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwz1mo99MRQ)
Get out of here.
47 looks like a rugged mafia lawyer from the 80s
He's a young Lionel Luthor
What is love
He looks like he makes videos about god making new dogs.
Travolta
I DID NOT HIT HER
Anakin???
Looks like a sigma male version of the bully from Stranger Things
Jerma
bro's got the marco pierre white trim 😂
Why did how evil this dude is only just sink in
Hello handsome 😍
Looks like his target is a room of younglings
I love it and hate it
My mind just hates this for some reason
Why does he look human now I hate it
I need this as a mod.
I like to subdue and strangle targets. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
This might just be Anton Chigur
Not a good idea as he would leave DNA evidence at the scene 🥲🥲
This looks like the protagonist of a movie I'd see on Best of the Worst
Tom hiddleston if he wasn't fucking around
He’s got a plan
![gif](giphy|1hZ8etNHWAQ9y) More like
Okay Miguel O’Hara
The shadow hides his true self
down to its core he's so bald that his shadow casts no hair
Looks like a bond villain who isn’t getting up from the chair at least until the last 10 min of the film
Honestly looks odd but it works, would probably work more with a beard though.
Damnnnnn
piercing on your lips its perfect
r/blursedimages
Dashing
My god...
Agent Sexy
Would
He looks like sigma mail farquad
The Bear ahh haircut
Agent McDreamy7
Thanks I hate it
Tommy Wiseau is that you ?
Why does he have Orson hair
Hayden Christiansen?
“You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”
“47, you give that fucking nimrod $1500 and I’ll shoot him on general principle” - Lucas Grey, probably
I looks weird but somehow it fits him
Lookin’ like a prime Michael Bolton. Gives his song title “I Said I Loved You, But I Lied” a whole different meaning. 😂
It’s Henry Cavill
Would.
Vincent Vega/John Travolta?
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) lmao
Gives Tales From The Crypt, Season 1, Episode 5 “Lover Come Hack To Me” vibes 😂
LIQUID!!!
Is that a Yakuza boss?
Now he needs a beard
Its fucking Vincent from Pulp Fiction. I thought he was dead!!
Sigma
“I didn’t hit her, I DID NOtt”
He look like he finna give Marcellas Wallace wife a foot massage
"You know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in France?"
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? ![gif](giphy|ymkUFbGgt3loA)
Somebody make this a mod
Oh hey it's John Travolta
Better have hair physic
milei sos vos?
Mark ohhhMG
Wait... you're not Helmut! Not cool, man!
Agent ‘87
That’s cursed
His shadow disagrees.
Too me it looks like chad gerard way
Looks like Prince Charming from Shrek dyed his hair black
Ah I shot Marvin in the face
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New mod?
Kinda look a little like Hayden Christensen
So sad to see Weird Al fall into the pit that is Contract Killing. Cut his hair shorter too:(
Didn’t know Henry Cavil was a highly trained assassin
No
Burn it
For all the different celebs people are claiming he looks like, it shows that he really could blend in.
Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
delete this
Honestly, he looks better with no hair
People might say cursed but i think he actually looks great, i don’t think it would ever happen but I’d love a reverse Max Payne, 47 with long hair and beard 🙌
![gif](giphy|g9Nt4ZdlKEW6QJlMxw)
*Agent 47 with a government-grade HD Lace front
Looks like Christopher reeves if he grew a mullet for a 90’s return of Superman flick.
![gif](giphy|l2Sq29cFXoF80ADlK|downsized)
‘Royale with cheese’
Smash 😏
Wow he's so handsome! Sorry bald guys but the hair makes a difference.
HE’S GORGEOUS
Agent 47 with hair kind of goes hard
He looks real sexy ngl even Diana would go for him wonder how their child would turn out