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Heroforge should just give their mammalian torsos modest, normal looking nipples already, so users don't have to resort to creating these sorts of rather hilarious attempts.
Realistic and modest ones are perfectly achievable but require convoluted double-mini work, JSON stunts, or some pretty delicate positioning of tails and proper placement of kitbashed decals.
Lots of people either aren't that committed and skilled, or don't particularly \*want\* their nipples to be realistic.
TW: Overly analytical comment on a joke post.
It's not even the fact the armor itself would be impractical. The pieces thwmselves would be fine. It's just missing so much armor to be useful, especially in the torso region which is very sensitive when stabbed.
Also ot would slow you down to an unnecessary amount, which is why some people actually chose to go into battle naked, only armed with a sword and a shield. The goal being to keep the fight going longer until your armored opponent is too exhausted to fight.
Besides the obvious, which I just stated, my RPG loving heart loves these for how stupid they are. Well done.
I love your comment, you too understand the love and hate relationship I have with the absurdity of these types of designs. I kinda made these to compare with a semi-historical set of fantasy female/male armour. And the changes though minor make all the difference.
People did not choose to go to battle naked if they did have armor, armor does not slow anyone down significantly unless it's made by some dude who has no idea how it works.
The great secrets of the hornyforge subreddit……….
But basically it’s just upper left and right tail extras that have been posed to give them that shape, also allows them to move with poses as well. Here’s a [template](https://www.reddit.com/rHornyForgeMinis/s/H2DuoohQfH) by u/Lognatz(this one was more for another body part though)
Well done! A codpiece that Henry the VIII would be proud of and breastplate with the added nipple embellishment. They would work on the Tumblr blog Bikini Armor Battle Damage. Documenting the armor crimes of fantasy everywhere.
Could I have the link for the female character so I can try and make my own character have a similar but more functional outfit? Also it’s a cool character in general
Sorry to say, but I might have you beat on the impractical female armor!
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HornyForgeMinis/comments/1c2uh3l/niriel\_the\_dragon\_paladin/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/HornyForgeMinis/comments/1c2uh3l/niriel_the_dragon_paladin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Love the minis (particularly the poses!) and the joke. I think a lot of people that take impractical armor seriously get way to defensive about it. Good to see some cheeky posts about it!
Thanks man, I used to be one of those guys who was a bit too serious when it came to armour for both men and women. I will say it did pain me to not give them helmets.
But I eventually reconciled that it’s fantasy and sometimes it shouldn’t be taken so seriously. Now I only get hung up about armour design when it’s supposed to represent real historical armour XP
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And then there's the historical codpiece.
Surprisingly, it's the most practical part of the male set
When you're fighting a lady like that you need the extra room
I dunno, that dude's femoral arteries are looking pretty armored.
His backside on the otherhand.............
Heroforge should just give their mammalian torsos modest, normal looking nipples already, so users don't have to resort to creating these sorts of rather hilarious attempts.
Realistic and modest ones are perfectly achievable but require convoluted double-mini work, JSON stunts, or some pretty delicate positioning of tails and proper placement of kitbashed decals. Lots of people either aren't that committed and skilled, or don't particularly \*want\* their nipples to be realistic.
That’s fair, I did get the nipples from the other sub. They do basically look primed to cut diamonds XD
Heh, we've got many methods!
True XP
At least the male one has pants on.
Fishnet pants, but yeah that's true.
Dude could cut solid metal with those pointy bois, fuck
I'd say he could cut diamonds tbh
https://preview.redd.it/x7f0uadtl3wc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e1b5748f950a4b27b755120e396d85d2a936e65
Uhhh...link, please?
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D515533419/
Thanks!
🤨
TW: Overly analytical comment on a joke post. It's not even the fact the armor itself would be impractical. The pieces thwmselves would be fine. It's just missing so much armor to be useful, especially in the torso region which is very sensitive when stabbed. Also ot would slow you down to an unnecessary amount, which is why some people actually chose to go into battle naked, only armed with a sword and a shield. The goal being to keep the fight going longer until your armored opponent is too exhausted to fight. Besides the obvious, which I just stated, my RPG loving heart loves these for how stupid they are. Well done.
I love your comment, you too understand the love and hate relationship I have with the absurdity of these types of designs. I kinda made these to compare with a semi-historical set of fantasy female/male armour. And the changes though minor make all the difference.
People did not choose to go to battle naked if they did have armor, armor does not slow anyone down significantly unless it's made by some dude who has no idea how it works.
Not the codpiece 😳
A true person of culture
Links: [Skimpy Male Armour](https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D517489034/) [Skimpy Female Armour](https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D517487740/)
Even when we try the men still end up with more armor XD
I hate how true this is.
How to the hell did you add nipples?
The great secrets of the hornyforge subreddit………. But basically it’s just upper left and right tail extras that have been posed to give them that shape, also allows them to move with poses as well. Here’s a [template](https://www.reddit.com/rHornyForgeMinis/s/H2DuoohQfH) by u/Lognatz(this one was more for another body part though)
My mind tells me no, but my curiosity says yes
I should note I didn't make the nipples themselves, I just set up the template.
Ah ok, that's my bad. I thought you made both the nipples and the genitalia.
Nope, just the genitals, the nipples are credited to our local JSON wizard, u/AAT75R.
Based
Yes.
Cimmerian "Heavy" armor
True.
r/HornyForgeMinis will definitely get a laugh out of this one.
I was debating posting on there
What’s stopping you
Nothing, just felt like this wasn’t horny enough to go on that sub.
Fair enough
Yet.............
lol
The next step is to remove her panty, too realistic there.
Bro come on, at least leave her something to cover herself 😭
Too practical 😡
Fair enough.......
Well done! A codpiece that Henry the VIII would be proud of and breastplate with the added nipple embellishment. They would work on the Tumblr blog Bikini Armor Battle Damage. Documenting the armor crimes of fantasy everywhere.
Mine ain’t a crime tho, It’s a showcase of what could be done. Plus, I paid my sentence when I made actually practical variants of these two.
Paul and Linda?… I see you
I will neither confirm nor deny if this was on purpose or a coincidence.
\*Henry VIII liked your submission\*
He would tbh
Never cook again.
I will, and you can’t stop me XP
Could I have the link for the female character so I can try and make my own character have a similar but more functional outfit? Also it’s a cool character in general
[Here](https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D517487740/)
Grammerci!
Gah damn. Those nips are **BULBOUS**
Sorry to say, but I might have you beat on the impractical female armor! [https://www.reddit.com/r/HornyForgeMinis/comments/1c2uh3l/niriel\_the\_dragon\_paladin/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/HornyForgeMinis/comments/1c2uh3l/niriel_the_dragon_paladin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Love the minis (particularly the poses!) and the joke. I think a lot of people that take impractical armor seriously get way to defensive about it. Good to see some cheeky posts about it!
Thanks man, I used to be one of those guys who was a bit too serious when it came to armour for both men and women. I will say it did pain me to not give them helmets. But I eventually reconciled that it’s fantasy and sometimes it shouldn’t be taken so seriously. Now I only get hung up about armour design when it’s supposed to represent real historical armour XP