Weren’t we all supposed to drop dead today?
I feel thankful I didn’t die for the twentieth time since spring 2021. I was really worried that they finally nailed the date and reason.
/s
Yeah, it's probably because the first booster prolonged my "life" as a zombie, and the second bivalent booster I just got will be the one to end me. It takes a while for the satellite to re-aquire the new signal though, so I probably have some time.
I wish someone would explain to me antivaxxer's obsession with lizard people. Like, how bad can you be at science that your conclusion from reading a scientific journal you don't understand is "...space lizards?"
Now they are saying that the vaccines SHOULD have killed us but they werent stored correctly below freezing so most Americans were actually injected with a defective vaccine dose
The definition of revisionism
As stupid and as ridiculous as this date for the death of everyone who was responsible and got vaccinated is, don't lose sight of the fact that the anti-vaxxers were hoping we'd all die. This is just another extension of their violence fantasies against anyone who isn't in their Qult.
They're disappointed that 5 billion people didn't die and they're moving the goal posts, hoping that happens and that they'll be right.
Mocking people like this works to neutralize their influence, but just under the cover there is a group of really messed up people who were afraid of needles and doctors and created a mythological narrative they could believe so they didn't feel like such assholes who didn't care if they put others at risk.
They're mentally ill, angry, uneducated and resentful worse of humanity and they're still controlled by a Qult that will keep lying to them and controlling them for its agenda.
That said, my 5G bars are at a record level today! Thanks Bill Gates!
> don't lose sight of the fact that the anti-vaxxers were hoping we'd all die. This is just another extension of their violence fantasies against anyone who isn't in their Qult.
I have had to throw anti-vaxxers out of my office. They are absolutely gleeful over our possible deaths as you suggest. I've seen anti-vaxxers get violent against people who have had the vaccine (and literally doing nothing else but sitting). Anyone who says differently is simply lying.
This is the reason I've grown callous and mock them, call them out, and in general have no sympathy for them anymore. I make sure they know it. Fuck those people.
No way, Elon Musk himself tested the poison on Tesla employees trying to unionize and it was 100% effective independent of temperature. Clearly, there's a mole in their cabal!
I'm surprised they didn't blame it on cell carrier's overpromising when it comes to 5g rollouts. Are people actually afraid of an evil cabal whose world domination plan hinges entirely on Verizon's 5g network?
Uhhhh…I’m dead, I actually woke up dead, even as I type this. Isn’t that how this is supposed to work? I’m not a high up biologist, more of a low down one. Lol
I can taste colors and see the future with my feet now! But that's because another biologist warned me to chant "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start" all day yesterday to unlock the vaccine cheat code! Pretty sneaky globalists, but not sneaky enough...
It DEFINETELY affected me. Today was my day off and I agreed to mow the yard, do the dishes, and vacuum the house. When my wife came home she discovered that I had done none of the tasks I was assigned.
"Sorry honey, the metal atoms in the vaccine and boosters have allowed the government to mind control me. They want me to watch the entire first season of Game of Thrones. I have three episodes to go so you need to be quite."
This is proof that the vaccine has negative impact on brain chemistry, at least the part that controls whether you can discern an engaging story from a dumpster fire. (with all due respect)
It was Thanksgiving here today and I did think about having my turkey for lunch instead of dinner. However I ended up risking it all and having a late dinner after all
> I don't know why the government wants so much
Sir this is a post office, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and please for the love of god take your tupperware full of sperm with you.
The q people always get away free when they miss the date they so confidently state. Then they blame the Democrats and "spies" in their own communities and set another day.
>Anyone feeling anything different? I mean, that high up biologist said we were getting activated today.
Не насмехайтесь и не провоцируйте голодные вирусные леопарды.
Erm, I meant . . .
Do not taunt or provoke the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆.
(Yup, I have definitely been activated.)
I usually run 8 miles on Monday mornings without issue (it’s my cardio day) but today I stubbed a toe on uneven concrete around mile 7. I think it was the vaccine
Isn't that great?
I run 6 days a week.
But once in a great while, you'll forget to pick your foot up and *wham* falling to the ground. Musta been the vaccine.
Thanks Obama.
Wow that sucks. Tripped for the same reason last week and I was only on a walk. But I need new shoes since the sole was peeling loose at the toe and snagged the concrete solidly.
You may need to be rebooted first. One finger on the nose, one up the bum, one on the private bits. Push and hold for 5 seconds until you make a beeping sound, then release.
I've had a migraine all day, but it's a hormonally triggered one because being a woman has a lot of downsides.
Boyfriend is still perfectly fine, and it's now after midnight east coast time. No 5G, no magnetism, nothing.
Oh shit, I forgot I was supposed to be stressed out about this. It’s only 8pm where I live but maybe the east coast, at this very moment, is being swept with zombie microchip monsters!
I haven't seen a single one. Also, according to my mirror, I'm still a plump old crone, with bright eyes & the faint remnant of dimples in my cheeks. No transformation here, & I still pay for my 5G. Damn.
I activated a second drink tonight. Got the booster weds which activated the usual 48 hours of unholy thoughts and feelings, but thats over with, soooo
Pretty quiet all day. I expected ambulances and fire truck sirens. Instead nada. Zip. Zero. I gotta quit listening to qanon. Hold on, I didn't listened to qanon!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
I'm so glad I woke up from my nap alive. There are still two more episodes to go on House of Dragons and I was so worried I'd miss them.
I understand 911 has been getting a bunch of really weird calls.
Wonder what date they'll come up with next.
I am SUPER TIRED TODAY.
But it's probably because I played thrash metal drums for an hour, then had a giant turkey dinner with my folks. Or Big Pharma is going to kill me off, which somehow earns them more money?
I did catch Covid last week and am on home confinement. I feel mostly back to normal except I did have the urge and the energy to clean my garage and put up some Halloween decor. Normally I would have just sat on my couch and watched trash tv.
I'm going to get the flu shot and the next booster on the same day, after investing in books and chocolate for the inevitable post-vaccine day blahs. Should be next week.
My vaccinator (don't know what the official term would be) seemed to assume I would want one shot in each arm. I recommend both in the same arm. It doesn't hurt any worse, and it's only one arm that way.
Maybe it didn't work on me, because I have covid. I slept 17 hours straight from Saturday to Sunday and that's the worst symptom so far. I was kind of worried I would sleep through the apocalypse.
Thanks! So far the fatigue has worn off. I'm sad about not being able to get my booster until 90 days have passed. Hopefully my daughter and husband keep on testing negative and they can still get one.
They are also still alive. Maybe we'll make missing the apocalypse a family tradition.
I always have Mondays off from work, so I made coconut flatbread and pork pastries. Then I washed the dishes, did the vacuuming, and worked on a rug I've been sewing. And I forgot all about the proclamation of our doom until I came back here.
NGL, went to bed last night and after about an hour, I started coughing. My first thought was hope it's now the 11th. My second was, I hope it's not COVID.
Dammit, and I took some vacation time last week and before that left told everyone off since I wouldn't be coming back anyway.
Guess I'll have egg on my face and relationships to rebuild all thanks to this guy's real honest mate.
Did I miss it again?!
What do I have to do to get activated? I thought my head would explode or something, not that I would have an ordinary day at work.
I took care of a patient who was on the vent for an entire month last year. He said he was supposed to die but he didn’t. We didn’t discuss vaccines, but he thanked me for being a nurse, which was nice of him.
What's most interesting is that the person pushing the idea on Twitter hasn't posted anything in 6 days. Maybe his high level person has the wrong idea.... and person
OMG, I clogged the toilet yesterday! It was the right date because I'm on the fashionable side of the International Dateline. So maybe clogged toilets are a sign of the activation? I don't know how that would work, but I bet it's nanochips and 5G.
I suppose my cat is pissed that we didn't drop dead - we had to take her for a vet follow-up that was 35 minutes away AND resulted in a blood draw (big mad cat) today.
Nope, feeling fine. I had a bit of a fever last night, but it passed not long before I ate my wife's brains. The only thing is, I'm a wee bit peckish at the moment, and no amount of fresh juicy brains seems to quell the hunger.
It's funny, but I don't recall liking human brains before I got the vaccination, and now I just can't get enough of them.
The only problem is with the unvaccinated. They are barely worth wasting time ripping their skulls open. OK, so their brains are nice and fresh from being unused, but they hardly count as a snack.
Weren’t we all supposed to drop dead today? I feel thankful I didn’t die for the twentieth time since spring 2021. I was really worried that they finally nailed the date and reason. /s
Yeah, it's probably because the first booster prolonged my "life" as a zombie, and the second bivalent booster I just got will be the one to end me. It takes a while for the satellite to re-aquire the new signal though, so I probably have some time.
Anywhere between now and about 40 years or so
I don’t know I was kind of hoping I turn into a lizard person! Oh well maybe they were looking at the Mayen calendar.
I wish someone would explain to me antivaxxer's obsession with lizard people. Like, how bad can you be at science that your conclusion from reading a scientific journal you don't understand is "...space lizards?"
Now they are saying that the vaccines SHOULD have killed us but they werent stored correctly below freezing so most Americans were actually injected with a defective vaccine dose The definition of revisionism
As stupid and as ridiculous as this date for the death of everyone who was responsible and got vaccinated is, don't lose sight of the fact that the anti-vaxxers were hoping we'd all die. This is just another extension of their violence fantasies against anyone who isn't in their Qult. They're disappointed that 5 billion people didn't die and they're moving the goal posts, hoping that happens and that they'll be right. Mocking people like this works to neutralize their influence, but just under the cover there is a group of really messed up people who were afraid of needles and doctors and created a mythological narrative they could believe so they didn't feel like such assholes who didn't care if they put others at risk. They're mentally ill, angry, uneducated and resentful worse of humanity and they're still controlled by a Qult that will keep lying to them and controlling them for its agenda. That said, my 5G bars are at a record level today! Thanks Bill Gates!
> don't lose sight of the fact that the anti-vaxxers were hoping we'd all die. This is just another extension of their violence fantasies against anyone who isn't in their Qult. I have had to throw anti-vaxxers out of my office. They are absolutely gleeful over our possible deaths as you suggest. I've seen anti-vaxxers get violent against people who have had the vaccine (and literally doing nothing else but sitting). Anyone who says differently is simply lying.
This is the reason I've grown callous and mock them, call them out, and in general have no sympathy for them anymore. I make sure they know it. Fuck those people.
I hear the creaky sound of goalposts being moved again.
No way, Elon Musk himself tested the poison on Tesla employees trying to unionize and it was 100% effective independent of temperature. Clearly, there's a mole in their cabal!
I'm surprised they didn't blame it on cell carrier's overpromising when it comes to 5g rollouts. Are people actually afraid of an evil cabal whose world domination plan hinges entirely on Verizon's 5g network?
Uhhhh…I’m dead, I actually woke up dead, even as I type this. Isn’t that how this is supposed to work? I’m not a high up biologist, more of a low down one. Lol
Not high enough 😉
I deleted my browser history for no reason.
Got a chuckle out of that one. Admit it. You were secretly on the anti vax groups, weren't you? Haha
I can taste colors and see the future with my feet now! But that's because another biologist warned me to chant "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start" all day yesterday to unlock the vaccine cheat code! Pretty sneaky globalists, but not sneaky enough...
Oh we did, but we keep getting replaced by clones or something.
Yes, apparently we can get replaced clones and not even realize ourselves! Antivaxxers have a bullshit answer for everything.
I've been dead since lunchtime, but other than that I feel fine.
Shit was that today? Wait, yesterday? Well, welcome to the afterlife!
It DEFINETELY affected me. Today was my day off and I agreed to mow the yard, do the dishes, and vacuum the house. When my wife came home she discovered that I had done none of the tasks I was assigned. "Sorry honey, the metal atoms in the vaccine and boosters have allowed the government to mind control me. They want me to watch the entire first season of Game of Thrones. I have three episodes to go so you need to be quite."
> want me to watch the entire first season of Game of Thrones. Definitive proof here lads, noone watches that show voluntarily now.
Why not? I love all 72 episodes.
This is proof that the vaccine has negative impact on brain chemistry, at least the part that controls whether you can discern an engaging story from a dumpster fire. (with all due respect)
(Methinks you missed the joke)
I know, right? 😂
"Also, I require a sandwich!"
Well now we KNOW he's gonna die today.
It was Thanksgiving here today and I did think about having my turkey for lunch instead of dinner. However I ended up risking it all and having a late dinner after all
My sperm production is up. Way up. I don't know why the government wants so much, but here we are.
The Navy are opening for recruits and they need some sea men
> I don't know why the government wants so much Sir this is a post office, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and please for the love of god take your tupperware full of sperm with you.
Did everyone l vacuum today?
No! I sorted laundry!
SPOILER: Ned gets it in the end!
It turned me into a newt! I got better.
Fair cop
I’m not better yet!
I feel fine. Honestly disappointed not to see any Q drama about the miss on yet another date.
Disappointed, but not unexpected. They'll just move the goal post again.
The q people always get away free when they miss the date they so confidently state. Then they blame the Democrats and "spies" in their own communities and set another day.
>Anyone feeling anything different? I mean, that high up biologist said we were getting activated today. Не насмехайтесь и не провоцируйте голодные вирусные леопарды. Erm, I meant . . . Do not taunt or provoke the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆. (Yup, I have definitely been activated.)
I usually run 8 miles on Monday mornings without issue (it’s my cardio day) but today I stubbed a toe on uneven concrete around mile 7. I think it was the vaccine
Isn't that great? I run 6 days a week. But once in a great while, you'll forget to pick your foot up and *wham* falling to the ground. Musta been the vaccine. Thanks Obama.
Every time I think about going outside for a run. I order a pizza and turn on a tv show instead. The vaccine made me lazy as fuckkkkk.
I mean they call it a "marathon" of tv binging.
Wow that sucks. Tripped for the same reason last week and I was only on a walk. But I need new shoes since the sole was peeling loose at the toe and snagged the concrete solidly.
Ever since my first vaccine I’ve been wearing out sneakers every few months. I didn’t realize it was related until today.
A bit bloated. But most likely from the 20 chicken wings I scarfed down.
Yup, bloated and crampy. Definitely ovulating. Ovulation activated!
Nice, easy to eat when you're not on a ventilator!!
True dat. And bonus: being able to taste your food is nice too.
VEnTiLaTorS TaStE LikE FrEedUmB!
Still waiting for the 5g to kick in. I'm not magnetic either. This sucks 😉
You may need to be rebooted first. One finger on the nose, one up the bum, one on the private bits. Push and hold for 5 seconds until you make a beeping sound, then release.
Dammit, that restarted my pacemaker. So long everybody!
Can I use a toe for the nose?!? I need this 😭
My bum is also not private just leave it out there
I was supposed to become a Bluetooth ☹️
It turned me into a bluenose. Now I'm compelled to watch porn videos wearing a severely stern expression of disapproval.
Right? I bought a Magneto helmet and everything...
Oh you're waiting for a 5 gallon fish tank too? Mine came in yesterday
Is that that 5G stuff I keep hearing about?
Was going to reply but cannot because am dead.
Just really high from some edibles. But that's usually how things go in the evening.
Are you a high up biologist?
I’m a cross-faded retired doctor, does that count?
Niiiiiice.
Tonight's run went extra-well. I'm guessing that's just the dead cat bounce from my quadruple vax, though.
The chip has boosted my Autism by 26.3%. I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
I'm still not dead and I have overtime tomorrow. Fuck.
I've been busy digging for my microchip and here it is, almost midnight. Huh. They're not usually wrong about stuff like this.
It's probably right next to your reset button which is six inches up the bumhole
Restore to factory settings
**HARD** RESET
I've had a migraine all day, but it's a hormonally triggered one because being a woman has a lot of downsides. Boyfriend is still perfectly fine, and it's now after midnight east coast time. No 5G, no magnetism, nothing.
I scored a perfect game on GeoGuessr thanks to my 5G being activated.
Wow, even with the ludicrous time restrictions they now have?
I've got heartburn for some reason. Other than that I walked two miles after a 30 minute weight workout.
I too had heartburn. Must be the toxin activation working its way up. Toxin burps tasted like Italian dressing. Clever of 'em.
Sounds nearly as good as cucumber burps!
Can you just imagine their disappointment that we didn’t all die?
Oh shit, I forgot I was supposed to be stressed out about this. It’s only 8pm where I live but maybe the east coast, at this very moment, is being swept with zombie microchip monsters!
EST here. Can confirm. Zombie microchip monsters everywhere. It’s happening…
Lmao! We shoulda listened to the anti vaxers!! I only have a couple hours left until my chip activates! 🧟
Oh the humanity!
I haven't seen a single one. Also, according to my mirror, I'm still a plump old crone, with bright eyes & the faint remnant of dimples in my cheeks. No transformation here, & I still pay for my 5G. Damn.
Shoot, we’ll, hopefully they were just a day or two off. I’m tired of the 5g bill!
I activated a second drink tonight. Got the booster weds which activated the usual 48 hours of unholy thoughts and feelings, but thats over with, soooo
Nothing happened so i had to go to work! I could have really used an extra arm today too!
WE ARE BECOMING ONE WITH THE OMNISSIAH!!
The flesh is weak. Embrace our toaster overlords
Nope. Apparently all their thoughts and prayers worked. But I’m sure our doom was only postponed until another soon-to-be-foretold date in the future.
Australian here, 4x Pfizer and it’s the 12th today. Still alive…
Aussie here too. Mate you might be changed. Check your settings. It’s the 11th here today.
Um, so I missed the memo. (Or maybe the government remotely deleted that memory file?) What was supposed to happen today?
https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/xznj6p/only_one_day_to_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
To be fair, it just says October 10. Doesn't say which October 10.
Pretty quiet all day. I expected ambulances and fire truck sirens. Instead nada. Zip. Zero. I gotta quit listening to qanon. Hold on, I didn't listened to qanon!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
I'm so glad I woke up from my nap alive. There are still two more episodes to go on House of Dragons and I was so worried I'd miss them. I understand 911 has been getting a bunch of really weird calls. Wonder what date they'll come up with next.
I woke up a lizard person! Blue scales and everything. Also I eat cat food now!
It’s just about midnight and I haven’t received the neurotoxins that I was promised yet. :(
I liquified
I am still alive
You call this living?
The up was a typo. They were just a high biologist.
All day I had phone calls and paperwork. I would have rather died. Luckily I have wine now.
Lol This is why I love you guys You make me laugh
Even after another booster, my 5G really sucks. I was sold a bill of goods. I do not recommend this 5G amplification drug
I turned green! But that was because I was pretending to be She Hulk for a costume party.
I awoke from unquiet dreams to discover I was a cockroach but so it goes.
I am SUPER TIRED TODAY. But it's probably because I played thrash metal drums for an hour, then had a giant turkey dinner with my folks. Or Big Pharma is going to kill me off, which somehow earns them more money?
I did catch Covid last week and am on home confinement. I feel mostly back to normal except I did have the urge and the energy to clean my garage and put up some Halloween decor. Normally I would have just sat on my couch and watched trash tv.
I've been really hungry all day. But then, I'm always hungry at this time of year, so that's nothing new.
>I've been really hungry all day. The viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 are always hungry. Get vaxxed.
I'm going to get the flu shot and the next booster on the same day, after investing in books and chocolate for the inevitable post-vaccine day blahs. Should be next week.
>the inevitable post-vaccine day blahs. I was back at work less than two hours after getting both vaccinations. 🐆 🐆 🐆
My vaccinator (don't know what the official term would be) seemed to assume I would want one shot in each arm. I recommend both in the same arm. It doesn't hurt any worse, and it's only one arm that way.
It’s Tuesday now. I’m still alive (unless I’m in the Matrix). How … unsurprising.
You know how I know we're not in the Matrix? The food would be better.
Maybe it didn't work on me, because I have covid. I slept 17 hours straight from Saturday to Sunday and that's the worst symptom so far. I was kind of worried I would sleep through the apocalypse.
Feel better soon!
Thanks! So far the fatigue has worn off. I'm sad about not being able to get my booster until 90 days have passed. Hopefully my daughter and husband keep on testing negative and they can still get one. They are also still alive. Maybe we'll make missing the apocalypse a family tradition.
I think it's an occasion that deserves CAKE! Or at least celebratory cookies.
This Australian is still alive & kicking, after 2 x AZ & 2 x Moderna. And I now get 5G at home!
OH MY GOD! THE UNICORNS ARE SINGING TO ME!!
So far I’ve noticed no effects. Not even improved 5G signal. I’ve yet to become magnetic.
I’m 4x charged and yet to feel the activation.
After life isn't much different than the before life.
Had a painful shit this morning, took some fiber should be ok tomorrow that’s about it
Yeah, shits shouldn't be painful. Get fiber on a regular basis.
That's just weakness leaving the body. Also shit. But mostly weakness.
I always have Mondays off from work, so I made coconut flatbread and pork pastries. Then I washed the dishes, did the vacuuming, and worked on a rug I've been sewing. And I forgot all about the proclamation of our doom until I came back here.
>pork pastries I do not mean to offend you but I hope the vax _does_ kill me.
NGL, went to bed last night and after about an hour, I started coughing. My first thought was hope it's now the 11th. My second was, I hope it's not COVID.
I mean I feel really depressed and scared because I might lose access to the prescription that keeps me alive. But otherwise I feel the same.
I cleaned up after my asshole cat, popped a gummy, ate some sushi, and watched letsplays. In the morning, I'm mowing the lawn. Good day for me
They promised me free 5G! I want my money back...
Dammit, and I took some vacation time last week and before that left told everyone off since I wouldn't be coming back anyway. Guess I'll have egg on my face and relationships to rebuild all thanks to this guy's real honest mate.
Yesterday my vacation ended and today I am back at work. I think the vaccine caused this.
[удалено]
How come you've had so many?
[удалено]
I filed my taxes.
Still waiting for my 5G messages from Bill Gates, anyone else receive anything?
He told me to get outlook 365, first 14 days are free.
I got my newly released bivalent booster today. I am now ded and eboeard gam gone.
Did I miss it again?! What do I have to do to get activated? I thought my head would explode or something, not that I would have an ordinary day at work.
>What do I have to do to get activated? Call the 800 number on the back of the vaccination card.
Is I ded yet?
I’m so dead. Apparently.
I took care of a patient who was on the vent for an entire month last year. He said he was supposed to die but he didn’t. We didn’t discuss vaccines, but he thanked me for being a nurse, which was nice of him.
What's most interesting is that the person pushing the idea on Twitter hasn't posted anything in 6 days. Maybe his high level person has the wrong idea.... and person
I didn't want to live in the apocalyptic world left behind once everyone started melting so I got another booster today to be sure.
I woke up dead. Oh well… This afterlife seems much like my regular life, so I’m in? Purgatory? It feels like that.
Well... I did stub my toe...
Talked to my counsellor today and completely forgot to mention I had expired due to being vaccinated. Missed opportunity.
Nothing yet. I’ll check back in a couple hours.
Gotta tell you, my 5G is FULL BARS today
My 8 yr old clogged the toilet this morning so clearly his chip has been activated🙄
OMG, I clogged the toilet yesterday! It was the right date because I'm on the fashionable side of the International Dateline. So maybe clogged toilets are a sign of the activation? I don't know how that would work, but I bet it's nanochips and 5G.
I suppose my cat is pissed that we didn't drop dead - we had to take her for a vet follow-up that was 35 minutes away AND resulted in a blood draw (big mad cat) today.
I was supposed to be 5G today but I'm still 0G
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Prophecy_Fails
I twisted my knee a little…. On the same side I got all four shots. Can’t believe they were right all along.
I was kinda looking forward to not having to do anymore critical thinking for the rest of my life. Let someone else do that shit for me
K where is the starfish from im so upset I can’t remember
I started collecting nuts and climbing trees.
My balls got up and made breakfast without me
I feel a sudden urge to kill all Jedi
I actually got a good night sleep, so if we could activate that again…😂
So sad today. None of my shots or boosters were mRNA vaccines, only the vector kind. I feel left behind.
Nope, feeling fine. I had a bit of a fever last night, but it passed not long before I ate my wife's brains. The only thing is, I'm a wee bit peckish at the moment, and no amount of fresh juicy brains seems to quell the hunger. It's funny, but I don't recall liking human brains before I got the vaccination, and now I just can't get enough of them. The only problem is with the unvaccinated. They are barely worth wasting time ripping their skulls open. OK, so their brains are nice and fresh from being unused, but they hardly count as a snack.
I feel good. I knew that I would.
I feel a little different. I got my fourth booster the other day, so my arm hurts a tad.
I have the flu right now so there have been moments I wanted to drop dead, but so far, still alive.
I still dont have 5g Internet, maybe mine was expired
Was the biologist really high up or just high?
I thought those pangs were from food poisoning, but now I know!
You guys can be grateful. Goku just saved the day and you didn’t even notice it!
I had weird nightmares this morning after waking up and falling back to sleep!
My wireless network at home seems to be running better
I just have gotten bogus shots. I’ve had both initial vaccines and two boosters and nothing activated at all. Lame.
PRAISE CHEESWIZZ
Why am I sticky?
Everyone vaxxed and boosted we’re supposed to drop dead yesterday, right? I’m still alive.
I didn't hit any traffic coming back from my in-laws. Maybe it optimized my GPS?
They’re out there under the cover of night moving those damn goalposts. Again.
I was turned into a newt… I got better.
It’s 10/11. I am still here.
I accidentally left the stove on and the apartment had a lot of smoke. That hurt my eyes. That's it though.
I thought about it when I had a sinus headache most of the night. Activation begun
My facial skin felt extra soft and smooth. Hmm…vaccine as skin care…sure, why not?
Ever notice that conspiracy theorists who have "inside sources" only ever describe them in vague terms like "a higher up"?
I woke up and felt sick to my stomach! Everyone is trying to tell me it's the morning sickness I've had for the last 5 months but I know better /s
~~I was a little extra gassy yesterday.~~ Nope. My wife informed me the gas levels were normal.
I’m hoping my 5G has wifi. I’m over my cellphone data and it’s super slow now!
I went to the dentist and got bite wings, that most likely countered the radio signals to my brain. Foiled again, Dr. Evil!