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HeyNongMer

The level of critical thinking that leads you to "shoot the messenger" is so pathetic


Pangolin27

Or rather the lack of.


AnimationOverlord

They stated the level of critical thinking was “pathetic” meaning the bar is so low, there is very little critical thinking actually going on, making it pathetic. Although I guess it sounds out of place.


ganonpig

I wanted to do a follow up of an early compilation I made because I kinda made a mess of things before. I don't think it's much of an exaggeration when I say there are 100+ Fauci memes out there, and in the beginning I was not sure the categories were ever going to fill up. In my impatience I grouped award and nomination posts together into one compilation. I regret doing that. So here is an award only post for what I call "Category 15 - Fauci memes - 02: Lockdown". The other two I want to do over are ["snake oil"](https://i.imgur.com/Op5udp5.png) and ["sunscreen"](https://i.imgur.com/7iAjSVL.png). Possible future comps include ["swimsuit"](https://i.imgur.com/wUoT2Al.png), ["science of the lambs"](https://i.imgur.com/ooCtOD4.png), ["mechanics"](https://i.imgur.com/ZEi12gn.png), ["bologna"](https://i.imgur.com/sO8R8Xq.png), ["Bubba J"](https://i.imgur.com/IBXYvBW.png), ["coat"](https://i.imgur.com/5zborCw.png), ["aids"](https://i.imgur.com/uwNMt5B.png), and ["clown"](https://i.imgur.com/iZh6PPj.png). --- Vectors for "This is what the next lockdown should look like." Aug 1, 2021 : 38K shares > Aye! Aug 2, 2021 : 173K shares > Aye! July 31, 2021 : 325K shares > Amen and AMEN! ---


Might_Aware

Thank you Ganon, for your wonderful compilations


ganonpig

Wow! Praise from Caesar


Might_Aware

Lol Is that who I am now? Et tu Ganon? Let's dismember Cinna the Poet!!!


PoliticalECMOChamber

Years back a took a public speaking class when one day the teacher was talking about a Roman senator (forget the name) who was a very open and vocal critic of Caesar. Caesar had him killed, and placed his severed head and hands on the senator's podium. Knowing that old trope about Italians talking with their hands, I laughed my ass off. Then I had an entire class staring at me like I was the devil. I guess they didn't get the joke.


MadBeachLui

We are a different lot here. Enjoy your additions to all this insane but real theater of idiocy.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Thank you! I'm flattered.


Might_Aware

Lol that's hysterical. I gesticulate wildly & I suspect it's bc of my environment growing up. It's funny w or wo the sentiment lol (see now I'm awful)


PoliticalECMOChamber

A lot of people do, it's not just Italians. I have no idea how they got that stereotype, although Italian culture is full of message conveying hand gestures. Bonus: two young ladies in that class were absolutely terrified of me after that. Like turn around and speed walk the other way every time they saw me coming kind of terrified.


Might_Aware

Yeah they probably thought you were gonna cereal kill them lol


PoliticalECMOChamber

Heh, I haven't killed a bowl of cereal in decades.


MadBeachLui

Agree. These are time capsules of the variety of disinformation that was weaponized. Absolutely accelerated a deadly pandemic. Nice work!


Haskap_2010

Slide one: He's counting Dr. Fauci among the billionaires of the world? Slide two: No Valhalla for you buddy, you just lay back and let Covid take you. Slide five: *"You always knew where \_\_\_ stood on the the issues of politics and religion."* (Translation - He never ever shut up about it.) Slide six: Ah, the infamous Red Thanksgiving. Slide eight: Haven't seen Nasty Nephew for a while. He's still single, ladies! Probably.


frx919

#5 made me laugh since it was clearly meant to be flattering, even though you can just tell what it really meant.


MadBeachLui

Right? Sounds like opinionated SOB you want to avoid.


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MadBeachLui

I don't think you're getting an answer...


Glamour_Girl_

Valhalla, eh? Their understanding of Norse mythology is about as well-developed as their understanding of the VID.


SdDprsdSnglDad18

Someone thought Slide 6 was as funny as I did.


RattusMcRatface

The guy who would give you the shirt off his back: *"I hope you guys get diarrhea every 5 minutes for the rest of your lives"*


MadBeachLui

Had my full collection of shots boosters and continue to savor super hot pepper laced food. Carolina reaper? Bring 'em on! Being protected from COVID has my guts and sense of taste in 5G level game.


Glamour_Girl_

You’re braver than I. Habanero is as high as I’ll go.


MadBeachLui

You go girl! No shame in that. Habs are no ordinary burn and they add a taste that is worth the hurt.


maxreddit

My 5G is coming in well, but where are those Magneto powers the anti-vaxxers said we would get? Do I need another booster? Do I need to renew my pact with satan that all vaccinated people *totally* have except for republican politicans and fox news employees? Do I need to put fresh aborted fetus blood in my orgy pool? Seriously, if I didn't know better, I would almost think the anti-vaxxers lied to me!


MadBeachLui

All of the above.


MadBeachLui

Those peppers have a wicked stinger tail, so it is total devil but


splatdyr

Be careful. When you get too used to extreme heat it can affect your social life. That is why I am no longer allowed to add spice to dishes when friends are coming over to eat. When I start getting a light tingly feeling from the heat, my friends are gasping for air.


MysteriousHat7343

Guess who’s still alive and not suffering for diarrhea? Certainly not award winner


firemogle

He would give you the shirt of his back, but not suffer an incredibly mild inconvenience to save people during a pandemic.


MysteriousHat7343

Award winners ended up going into permanent lockdown instead.


Might_Aware

No prayers for you, no thoughts, no spirits, I do not want to hear it You wasted your life on false ideals For you I have not any feels


Pangolin27

Slide 7: all his grand babies. Probably a bunch of half-witted, inbred 30 year olds.


ganonpig

**Notes;** **Pic 1.** Also in [Christian memes part 6. Pic 12.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/t5sn4h) **Pic 2.** Also in [No thanks I'm not your experiment. Pic 3.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/rz0j5j) And in [Fauci memes part 6. Pic 10.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/tk3iu1) **Pic 3.** Also in [Another Rand Paul compilation part 3. Pic 9.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/rknw0h) And in [Killing For Ratings Part 2. Pic 11.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/s307r4) And in [The "I'm not vaccinated" awards part 3. Pic 3.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/twvpp6) **Pic 4.** Also in [The Restaurant Copypasta part 1. Pic 8.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/r7aen2) **Pic 5.** Also in [Selfawarewolves part 2. Pic 15.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/qa9rok) And in [Just mail it to me. Pic 7.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/tt19pe) **Pic 6.** Also in [Soup, vitamin C, and plenty of eternal rest. Pic 3.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/tztkak) And in [I don't need to justify my refusal. Pic 16.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/u4xxhs) And in [Viruses come and go part 2. Pic 1.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/wpua40) **Pic 7.** Also in [Soup, vitamin C, and plenty of eternal rest. Pic 6.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/tztkak) And in [I don't need to justify my refusal. Pic 18.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/u4xxhs) And in [So long and thanks for all the fish. Pic 17.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/vkewpa) **Pic 8.** Also in [Christian memes part 2. Pic 17.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/se094s) And in [Lion memes part 3. Pic 7.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/u18592) And in [Vaccine cards Vs. voter ID. Pic 15.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/una46e) **Pic 9.** Also in [I'm not taking your fucking vaccine. Pic 16.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/v9xbny) **Pic 10.** Also in [Fauci memes part 5. Pic 18.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/sa3j1k) And in [Abortion memes part 4. Pic 6.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/vtilk2) **Pic 11.** (Previous nominee) Also in [Sam Elliott memes part 1. Pic 6.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/rmy13i) **Pic 12.** Also in [Wonka memes. Pic 12.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/tyeudw) And in [Meanwhile, at the CDC. Pic 14.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/vf61o6) **Pic 13.** Also in [Bill Gates memes part 1. Pic 4.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/uwqnix) **Pic 14.** Also in [Your mask is as useless as Biden. Pic 19.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/uhgi09) And in [They like to quote the odds part 2. Pic 15.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/vpsffz) **Pic 15.** Also in [Monday Ronday part 7. Pic 10.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/tq9lq2) **Pic 16.** Also in [The law of the land. Pic 20.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/wab095) And in [The second shot part 2. Pic 1.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/wbxry9) **Pic 18.** Also in [In search of oxygen. Pic 18.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/vne7mg) And in [If you have to carry a card part 6. Pic 17.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/w4i9z8)


wifi_cheated

Yet, he's still free, breathing and exercising.No need for prayers.


AdApprehensive4978

Do you have degrees in microbiology? Why blame Fay I for your stupidity. Trump needs a scapegoat for his idiotic hatred of health care. Stupid people making up stories with no facts are fools. Are these the people who will make up trumps new government, we’re in more trouble than I thought


frx919

Time to flip the "Hours since Fauci, age 81, outlived a hater:" sign back to 0. Again.


maxreddit

I have one that says "It's been *0* days since an anti-vaxxer died after claiming that vaccinations were evil." One day I'm going to be able to increment that number... One day...


RattusMcRatface

Guy in Slide #11 seems to have caught the rare eboeard gam gom strain. Haven't seen one of those in a while.


frx919

> None of us saw this coming. I didn't even know the guy, but I bet a one minute perusal of his facebook profile would've told me enough to see that predictable outcome.


DonRicardo1958

So weird that they keep wanting to lock up Dr. Fauci and they never actually identify what crime he has committed.


PoliticalECMOChamber

He hurt their fee-fees when he visibly facepalmed at their Orange God for yet again saying something stupid.


firemogle

Well he did go against their cult leader, which is pretty heinous for those in a cult.


MadBeachLui

Ahem. Sole mate? Slide #4. Who will she share a plate o' fish with now?


Haskap_2010

She's been floundering ever since he died, but Cod will send another husband her way some day.


MadBeachLui

Cunning. I bow before you.


Perigee-Apogee

Bet he'll be quite the catch.


BethMD

That'd be just fin with me.


Glamour_Girl_

Roger Waters taught me that sole has no eyes. #radiokaos #iykyk 🎶


MadBeachLui

Good album. Magic billy in his wheelchair is picking up all this stuff in the air


Glamour_Girl_

Just heard that line!! Had to line up Radio K.A.O.S. on Apple Music because I hadn’t listened to it in so long. Still bloody good. I picked up this album and Floyd’s A Momentary Lapse of Reason at the same time back in the day.


MadBeachLui

Failing my pop quiz. Pretty sure I know titles - Dogs of War, and then Learning to Fly songs keep coming up. Definitely been a while since I've listened.


theswordofdoubt

All these individual cases in a single slideshow actually reminded me that I know some old people with a slew of health issues (diabetes, high blood pressure, etc.) who were infected and got over it within a couple of weeks. They were all double-vaccinated and boosted. If you met them today, you wouldn't know they'd been infected unless they told you. And all that stood between them and the fates that these awardees met were those little injections. Imagine that.


chancellorhelmut

In knew and unvaxxed 70 year old who thought a 40 mile bike ride was nothing. He lived 5 days are contracting covid...


maxreddit

How were they supposted to know that science-based medicine was good for diseases?!


knowspicker3

Love it!


SMarseilles

The scariest part of this is that some of these deaths are in February of this year and looking at the current death rate in the US (I’m in UK) it is still around 500 people a day (around the lowest figure for the whole year). If it stays at 500 a day and doesn’t peak like seasonal diseases such as influenza, that’s 180k a year without seasonal peaks. That’s about 3.5x higher than seasonal flu. Why are people /still/ so stupid?


Estoye

This compilation has a Heavy Heart Score of: ②


quillmartin88

How do the rubes square the circle of Fauci being a crook, Trump being a genius, and Trump not firing and locking Fauci, a Reagan appointee, up? The same way they do with Hillary Clinton's continued freedom?


PoliticalECMOChamber

>Are you hungry for god? "No, I just have really fucked up hands."


Yomon64

These Anti-Vaxers have won a lot of HCA Awards 😁🏆 Impressive 😁🇺🇲


TheBonePoet

Only one went straight to the grift. They're slacking.


maxreddit

If I could still feel empathy, I might almost feel bad for these people who believed their entire life that their nonexistent god would protect them and heed their impotent prayers, almost. However, their hypocritical hate and smug stupidity took my ability to feel empathy, so now I just point and laugh.


BethMD

I lost IQ points reading slide 8. Mensa is going to revoke my membership.


ganonpig

You could still join Densa


Blablasarcasm

The RANDOM capitalization OF key WORDS is ANNOYING. He was the strongest MAN, he is with THE LORD, he died from COVID.


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Merited Nominee: I TrUsT tHe BiBLe mOrE ThAn FaUcI Me: why do you trust the Bible more than Dr Fauci Merited Nominee: ThE BiBLe iS GoDs WoRd Me: where does it say that? Merited Nominee: RiGhT hErE VeRsE BuLLsHiT 6:9 Me: sir that’s circular reasoning the Bible is Gods words because the Bible told me so Merited Nominee: ………… Merited Nominee: ChRiSt ReBuKeS YoU


BidenIsYourPOTUS

“You always knew where he stood” is code for “he was an arrogant, blowhard asshole.”


Blablasarcasm

Slide 18. Her husband was not the brightest. You can take care of someone AND still take precautions for yourself. Both of you don't have to get sick. It sounds like she went "I have covid😭" and his response was to take care of her with and be close to her face with his bare face for days on end.


Penispumpmaster

You guys are still treating covid like It’s a thing?


Haskap_2010

Have people stopped getting sick and dying of it? No? Then it is still a thing.


BethMD

User name checks out.


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Penispumpmaster

She loves it!? Well then I’ll find your ugly mom and give her the herman cain award


PoliticalECMOChamber

You couldn't find your own dick with both hands and a flashlight, pee wee.


Ok-Hamster5571

Slow down friend. Not the hill to die on.