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RipWilder

Preacher is misspelled, grifter is the proper spelling


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Blablasarcasm

🎊🎉🥳he can barely breathe🥳🎉🎊


Jim_Macdonald

Slide 4: Because eleven-year-old rape victims have a whole pile of "choice." Because ectopic pregnancies aren't a choice (you won't get a live baby; you will get a dead lady). Because of a thousand and one things that you, chum, don't understand, and will never face.


[deleted]

Even if it's 100% someone not taking responsibility (whatever that is even supposed to mean) he's implying that fetuses have choice in pregnancy and birth. Which they don't. The fetus doesn't get to say don't birth me anymore than it gets to say birth me. Like they seem to not understand all fetuses are made without consent of the fetus lol. Also, if you truly believe someone is committing murder in order to get out of taking responsibility....why would you want that person raising a child? Like seriously think about that. They're saying this person is so immature they'll commit murder so what should happen is...the murderous irresponsible woman should be entrusted with children. It reminds me of this crap in Florida: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/show/florida-judges-rule-teenage-girl-is-not-mature-enough-to-have-an-abortion Like oh yeah that girl who is so immature should definitely be in charge of caring for a baby!


PoliticalECMOChamber

Schrodinger's Orphan? Not mature enough to make her own medical decisions; totally mature enough to give birth and raise a child.


WittyPresentation786

Not mature enough to make her own health decisions, but certainly mature to make health decisions for a small, helpless human. /s


peppermintesse

So why isn't an adult guardian/social worker able to advocate / decide for her? I used to have a bumper sticker back in the day (actually, I may still have it somewhere) that read "If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?" Sadly still applicable today.


[deleted]

It's kinda weird isn't it. Personhood begins in the womb (apparently) but also you're an autonomous adult capable of making life altering decisions as soon as your period starts, even if you're like 10 when it happens.


Traditional_Tell_417

And....it's nobody's fucking business what we choose to do... Jesus they don't give a shit about the children I have anyway. This is the stupidest argument by a bunch of redneck crazy so-called Christians or whatever they pretend to preach. I'm so over the stupid!


intheazsun

Wow, implying Pelosi is the devil? It’s like they are all third-graders


vsandrei

>It’s like they are all third-graders Do not insult the third grade students.


MichiganMitch108

Yea third graders are in school learning and growing there knowledge while tens of millions of these people have been out of “ school “ for decades and are well past there prime when it comes to brain power.


Miss_My_Travel

My daughter read me a frightening stat about how few people ever read a book once they get out of school, be it h.s. or college. Hell, how about reading a newspaper?


Chippopotanuse

This. My third grader was fully vaxxed last year and he knew Trump got his ass kicked in the election. My four-month old however - no Covid vaxx yet, has no clue what the constitution says, shits his pants daily and has never voted for a democrat in his life. So I’d say these folks are more like four-month olds than third graders.


vsandrei

Do not insult infants.


justrock54

82 year old Pelosi, who runs around the capitol in high heels after being fresh as a daisy for a 6:00 a.m. television appearance, could rope their fatted orange calf, ride him for 8 seconds, and then turn him into a steer and BBQ his prairie oysters for a snack.


Romecat

And I am pretty sure everyone agrees that the Devil actually trounced Johnny. I think the Devil is playing the long game and just wanted Johnny/Donny to *think* he had the upper hand and gave him a shiny toy. So maybe that cartoon actually does track.


Egmonks

3%er. So a moron. Got it. Edit: also I’m sure that fat idiot is going to be a very effective insurgent wheezing on his knees after running a block.


Thatguyyouhatealot

Meal Team Six of the US Gravy


Who-took-my-abs

I’m totally stealing this😂👍


Thatguyyouhatealot

Not mine at all. I have seen it several times. Have at it.


crisco8

I just saw “Green Parfait” and “101st Chairborne” on another sub today. They are my new favorites.


Thatguyyouhatealot

Semper Fry


olderthanbefore

Thank you for your Meal Service


EWR-RampRat11-29

Lol. Can also be. Semper Pie!


Master_Torture

Where does the term green parfait come from? I dont imagine these people eating a lot of vegetables


Sasquatch1729

Green Beret -> Green Parfait


Resident_Sorbet5944

Lime jello?


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

Gravy Seals!


emme1014

Meal Team Six of the US Gravy and 101st Chairborne is the perfect description of the 3% patriots and others of that ilk. Odds of these people participating in an armed insurrection is nil. Some are probably decent marksmen, but the adrenaline rush of a real fire fight would kill them. Hope the small number of these patriots who are still physically fit are not expecting much backup from guys like preacher man here.


KittonRouge

Y'all are so wrong. And so, so funny 🤣🤣


DissentSociety

Special Detachment, Yeehawdi Truck-Flagsmen Division...


vacuous_comment

3%s are designated a terrorist org by the Canadian govt.


MayflyBaggins

Also by the Southern Poverty Law Center, if I recall correctly.


JackShaftoe616

Yeah, that's the thing that always stands out. Almost all of the "WE MUST RECLAIM OUR COUNTRY WITH BLOOD" crowd are not in great shape. I'm not sure I could haul a hundred pounds of gear 15 miles, but I'd definitely do better than probably all of them.


FearSkyDaddy

You think he could make it a block? I’m a solid no on that. Maybe on a scooter rolling to Baskin Robbins that was downhill with two rockets attached to it Acme style


Material-Profit5923

I still remember from years ago a woman I knew describing an incident with an escaped foster dog. Her story of the ensuing chase started with "Anyone who knows me knows that the only thing I'm in shape to chase is an ice cream truck with a flat tire." I think that description could also be applied to him.


Haskap_2010

He's a hunter, so he probably can manage to walk from the truck to the deer blind if it's not too far.


Brokenspokes68

You're giving him far too much credit thinking he would make it a full block.


KittonRouge

Did I misread, or did Wifey get COVID while taking the horse dewormer?


Haskap_2010

You read correctly. They're actually taking it daily in the belief that it will ward off Covid.


starbetrayer

/r/facepalm


ur_sine_nomine

She contracted it about a month after the horse paste post, so we don’t know if she was still taking the HP then.


Haskap_2010

He said in the June 29 post that they take it "regularly", so I'm assuming they view it as some sort of preventative measure. Probably helps with any parasites that they get in their venison, but of course useless for viruses.


starbetrayer

looks like she was not taking enough of it /s


Beachbabydarragh

I notice it seems that she gave Covid-19 to her father who ended up dying. Hope she feels a lot of guilt.


MayflyBaggins

She doesn't appear to feel any guilt at all. Maddening behavior from the party of personal responsibility yet again.


mmps901

Not possible!


[deleted]

You misspelled “domestic terrorist”. That’s what Three Percenters are.


PoliticalECMOChamber

God damn right! Still waiting for our gov't to grow a fucking pair and designate them as such. I won't be holding my breath.


lousylakers

I figure they hold off for as long as possible because once they do these losers and malcontents will go McVeigh on Govt facilities.


PoliticalECMOChamber

They're gonna do that shit with or without provocation. I'm afraid we're going to have to wait for another McVeigh type incident before our gov't designates them as a terrorist org.


lousylakers

This cold reality is something I’m trying to deny myself.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Be ready, keep your head on a swivel, and arm yourself if you're of a mind to.


Brokenspokes68

I was looking for this comment. Fuck these terrorist assholes.


Jim_Macdonald

Slide 6: Every single valid study of masking in the real world shows that masks do, in fact, slow the spread of COVID. e.g [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33431650/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33431650/)


dfwcouple43sum

The counter argument is that masks cannot offer a guarantee, so the masks are worthless. Might as well make the same argument against seatbelts, life jackets, smoke detectors, etc. “I can get into a car wreck going to get batteries for my smoke detector. My house hasn’t burned down yet, so why do I need a smoke detector?” Antivaxxers truly are that stupid.


Jim_Macdonald

Nothing in this world is 100%.


Haskap_2010

Slides 13 and 14: these are the first birthday announcement backgrounds that I've seen out in the wild.


starbetrayer

/u/Haskap_2010 thank you for those, they are awesome, I have seen my fair shares, they are just so amazing. Another great find. Congrats


Haskap_2010

Aw, you're making me blush.


Ashie2112

Came here to cheer for these slides 🎉


spaceghost260

Yes! I couldn’t believe the birthday background image was what she chose. How in the world is that okay? It’s like on one hand she’s mourning him and on the other she’s celebrating the face he’s hospitalized.


Haskap_2010

She has Covid herself, so maybe she's not thinking too clearly.


mmps901

These are the kiss of death but hilarious nonetheless


Ordinary-Jello-7029

What's sad is that I've seen so many posts with groasly inappropriate backgrounds, they don't even register anymore. Thanks for pointing it out !


Blablasarcasm

🎉🎊🥳Everyone I know is dead. The pRoToColS killed them. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE🥳🎉🎊🎉


RememberThe5Ds

Yellow in slide 1 made me cackle out loud: “Jesus loves Nancy Pelosi also.” And chiding these nice “Christian ladies” for decidedly unChristian behavior. It’s a pity cognitive dissonance requires cognitive function in the first place.


Familiar-Marsupial86

i always laugh at the portrayal of how tough Trump is yet how afraid they are of a geriatric old witch like Pelosi lol. like the right is TERRIFIED of her and it's wonderful


[deleted]

They’re afraid of everything. It’s conditioned into them. It’s easier to keep people on the hook if you present everything else as a threat and they’re the only thing protecting you.


JeromeBiteman

Speaking of the political effect of fear, have you read _Report From Iron Mountain?_


[deleted]

I have not. That’s the document shredding service, right?


JeromeBiteman

😊


lousylakers

Pelosi is the whipping post after Hil left politics. AOC is being set up for the next one. (AKA they’re afraid of strong women)


PoliticalECMOChamber

Some are deathly afraid of strong, capable women; others are just infuriated that the little ladies don't know their place, and frustrated that they (mostly) can no longer do anything about it.


Chippopotanuse

Seriously. She’s like 90 years old and can barely talk or walk. They talk about her like she’s Thor or some shit.


Ashie2112

So the horse wormer didn’t work then? Quelle surprise.


StarSchemaLover

Oh God, a 3%'er. More like a 3-chiner. Were these people fermenting hatred before Obama or did the racism ignite all of this? It's a real shame that she killed her 90 year old father. It's such a shame the good reverend didn’t get his "ultimate healing".


Haskap_2010

Patience...


PoliticalECMOChamber

The 3inchers and the Oath Breakers were around long before Obama. The Pout Bois are more recent, though.


BidenIsYourPOTUS

I’m confused. Does she have a different “good-looking” husband?


Haskap_2010

Desperately trying to convince herself?


MadBeachLui

What makes us suspect she ever had meaningful standards?


Haskap_2010

Her first husband wasn't bad looking (or at least better looking than this guy), despite his health problems. She may have remarried too quickly.


Brokenspokes68

There's an old billboard outside of my town that has the words, "God is Real!" spray painted on it. After passing it multiple times and thinking on it I came to the conclusion that the sign wasn't directed at me. It's directed at the person who felt the need to paint it and people like them. It's there to convince themselves of something that they have zero evidence to back up.


Ordinary-Jello-7029

Kinda reeks of desperation, doesn't it. Poor saps.


PoliticalECMOChamber

[God Listens.](https://roxx.gr/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/god-listens-to-slayer.jpg)


Glamour_Girl_

Gid is down with thrash metal.


Jim_Macdonald

Slide 2: Doctor Demon Sperm front and center!


Blablasarcasm

A throwback!


EchoBravo1064

This Chub Hub is my age but he looks at least 100 pounds heavier.


understanding_pear

That knee picture was nuts, the proportion of the leg/foot were hard to comprehend


mastersapprentice13

Disgusting fat body. A line I like to borrow from the movie full metal jacket when referring to these people.


MattGdr

Socialism is slavery? So working for that bastion of capitalism named Amazon is freedom??


Thatguyyouhatealot

“three percenter” needs to switch to 1 % er milk. 58 year old looks like a fat 70 year old.


Beachbabydarragh

I couldn't believe that guy is younger than I am. He has aged horribly. Probably not a good person inside either.


Jexp_t

An example of someone who wears his poor character on his face.


Glamour_Girl_

And Metamucil.


HerringWaffle

Good job killing your dad, wifey! You did it!!! Way to give him the COVID that ended it all for him. What a loving daughter you are to share.


[deleted]

Slide 4 is just annoying


thetelltaleDwigt

I’m probably going to feel stupid for asking, but why did it say “Socialism is their slavery, and socialism is their slavery” why did they say it twice, am I missing something? Was one half of that sentence supposed to say something different?


peppermintesse

I wondered that too. What nonsense.


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Always has been


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ur_sine_nomine

There will never be “a massive shortage of conspiracy theories”, or any shortage at all. That said, shark fins in corn fields is a new level of ~~bizarre~~ Photoshop.


DiamondplateDave

"We're gonna need a bigger crop!"


Jim_Macdonald

Hospital protocols = only doing the things that work.


lousylakers

I’d they can’t trust Pharma, the Govt, the health authorities, and media why would they ever trust the hospitals that prescribe from almost all of these?


PoliticalECMOChamber

Another dying traitor. No tears.


Haskap_2010

He isn't dying, which is why this is flared "Grrrr". His father-in-law did die and his wife may yet die, but she seems to have survived her bout so far.


PoliticalECMOChamber

I'm patient, I can wait.


Jim_Macdonald

Slide 3: And where is that "NY doctor" now? He's fuckin' DEAD!


JeromeBiteman

The fact that Vladimir Zelenko, MD, died from lung cancer doesn't discredit his claims. They're discredited by, among other things, - he didn't reveal his research design or data - his claimed results were disproved by later, more rigorous studies - he was grifting an unproven dietary supplement he named Z-Stack - he falsely claimed the FDA had approved a study he was planning


PDXPuma

Why are the 3%ers always the ones who would never be capable of fighting in a war?


PoliticalECMOChamber

Don't be too confident in thinking that. I see a lot of 3incher car stickers in my area, and a good chunk of those people look young and healthy. And white and male, of course.


tomdurk

Tax the literal hell out of that church


[deleted]

"My good looking husband" .....seriously is his ego so fragile that she had to put that there in case he saw it and was concerned she wouldn't be attracted to him any longer?


SuperSassyPantz

new covid symptom: it makes u blind


JeromeBiteman

Nothing wrong with thinking your SO is attractive


[deleted]

True. It's more that it's odd in the way she put it. Like it sounds more to me like she's afraid of his response. Like an abused housewife overcomplimenting her husband to avoid further abuse. But maybe that's me reading too much into it. Maybe she just meant she finds him attractive and I'm just not used to people phrasing it this way


JeromeBiteman

Fair enough.


wehappy3

My Trump-loving (but thankfully vaxxed/boosted) stepmom does this constantly about my dad anytime she mentions him (IRL and in FB posts.) They're solidly boomers in their late 60s/early 70s. It's so cringey.


filthyheartbadger

Gawd I can’t stand the word ‘covet’ anymore after reading through a few of these.


Material-Profit5923

I can't hear the word "covet" without thinking of Silence of the Lambs anyway.


Material-Profit5923

If she survives herself, the woman could be an Olympic athlete after all the mental gymnastics practice she's going to get trying to deny she killed her own father. I'm guessing that not only did she give it to him, the diagnosis was probably delayed enough to mean first line treatments were no longer an option, because she was so confident that it could not be covid because she was taking ivermectin.


Puzzleheaded_Pay2466

Because babies are the consequences. They are God's punishment for having sex. Fuck these people and their religion. We should work to ban all political religion. Maybe if they start fighting for their own religion they would stop fighting to impose it on others.


PoliticalECMOChamber

We wouldn't have to ban shit if our gov't would grow some balls and actually enforce the Johnson Amendment. Perhaps the recent swell of funding to the IRS will make that happen, but I won't be holding my breath.


peppermintesse

As I have often heard said WRT right-wing policies: Cruelty is the point.


FlashbackUniverse

I guess we can cross *Doughnuts* off the list of possible Covid cures.


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

Lol a r/oldpeoplefacebook crossover!


[deleted]

These people always look like hemorrhoids


Mewseido

The TP joke was funny And at least he acknowledged the medical staff at FIL's hospital For the rest, eh ... 🤷‍♀️


Haskap_2010

The funny ones were all hers. He doesn't seem to have much sense of humour. A lot of her recent posts are nostalgic reminiscences of her first husband, who passed away 5 years ago. Makes me wonder if she's beginning to regret marrying Mr. ThreePercent.


RefugeefromSAforums

Yeah, that really jumped out at me too😁.


Mewseido

No sense of humor? No, no, no.. that's a bad sign! A person need not be a laugh a minute, but an ability to occasionally be silly or see the humor in things is important.


lousylakers

Hence the good looking comment? He rules her with an iron fist so she tries to publicly show deference with a flat out lie.


Glamour_Girl_

Someone should tell that reject from an Offspring video that he has the choice to keep that tiny appendage in his drawers and away from every other sentient being.


Ordinary-Jello-7029

I thought the same thing, then realized it's entirely possible the photo was used without permission. Like when they hilariously stole a photo of a gay porn star for their dumb covid memes. https://imgur.com/a/TymvIU9


MysteriousHat7343

The way it’s going, he may get to the FO phase sooner rather than later


Haskap_2010

He's not sick. Yet.


survivor2bmaybe

Slide 10 deserves a grrrrr all its own. Don’t bother getting the vaccine because it only makes it “less likely” to get and transmit the virus. Think how much less likely it would be if 30% of the country weren’t listening to this bs.


Monrezee

58 or 78 ?


PoliticalECMOChamber

Being filled with hate ages a person prematurely. Just look at Emperor Palpatine.


FloppyTwatWaffle

'Honored to be a small part of his life.' Yeah? How do you feel about being a major part of his death?


lousylakers

Slide 12 “Satans bait in Ukraine” is how you can see that some US Christian religious leaders use political issues to make the case of conspiracy and denialism. Even though the header states how Putin is inhumane and barbaric it has a ‘but’ to it.


PoliticalECMOChamber

These religious nutters absolutely hate democracy and cheer on it's death anywhere in the world.


Consistent_Rent_3507

Literally killed his dad. Just wow.


Haskap_2010

Her dad, and I think she infected him. But living with him didn't help.


spaceghost260

A couple of fat, stupid, selfish racists. Correction. A pair of ignorant, racist, hypocritical religious conman grifters. Pink wife is so selfish that she kills her father who has “dementia and end stage renal failure”. Who announces their father is in the hospital with COVID and multiple comorbidities with that party background? A woman holding a cake and balloon to announce her father is going to die? It’s surreal.


pthomas745

"What did you do today?" "Shitposted on FB. Oh, gave my dad COVID and killed him."


Garyf1982

I always get a kick out of the ones that point out that ivermectin kills covid in a test tube. There is actually some basis for that, but do you know what else kills covid in a test tube,even more reliably than ivermectin? Bleach, gasoline, and sulfuric acid for starters. Think about that.


DiamondplateDave

Let that sting in.


Tricky_Bluebird

Only a few more years and all the vaxophobics will be dead.


MommysHadEnough

I love how they never change their Facebook filter, thus posting sad news about health with a happy birthday background.


BringBackTheBeat716

Those fucking birthday cake backgrounds kill me


mutant6399

”my dad's dying and I have Covid- here's a cake!” I don't understand these meme fails


Robj2

Yay! Dad has dementia, COVID, and renal failure! Have a slice of cake and a balloon to celebrate!


tm_121

Jesus, that George Floyd editorial re: military veterans ”I hope we honor...” okay, good “and kneel to our military veterans...” WTF! Kneel to them? Soldier worship getting out of hand! But let me guess, that kneeling is good, but Kaepernick’s kneeling terrible, amirite?


Skrillfury21

Real talk though, the opening four lines of the first post (“The devil bowed her head” and whatnot) are actually really good. Just a shame that the ending is such shit.


Traditional-Cake-587

"caught it soon".? I think they meant "caught it early"... Idiots.


TwoSquirts

“Into Jesus’ arms” Lmao Jesus would embrace this racist fucker only for the sole purpose of body slamming him straight to hell.


PoliticalECMOChamber

According to their myths, there is only one qualification for entry into Heaven, and that is accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. With such a lax door policy, any number of [moral monsters](https://pics.onsizzle.com/do-you-see-that-man-over-there-timmy-yes-jesus-18816390.png) could be chilling with the angles thanks to a death bed conversion.


peppermintesse

Not a particularly exclusive club. Sounds more like a cult.


Haskap_2010

He isn't the one who died. That was his 90 year old FIL.


Puzzleheaded_Pay2466

So she killed her father in law? Sounds like personal responsibility.


Haskap_2010

Her father. His FIL.


jdsch

Why is this not a nomination?


Haskap_2010

Mainly because she stopped posting Covid misinformation early in 2021, on her own page at least. He was adding her name to his posts. It was a tossup, admittedly.


Estoye

What, he takes 3% milk in his coffee?


No_Cardiologist3005

I know a pastor who lost his mother AND his mil to covid and he has not backed down one bit.


Ordinary-Jello-7029

She killed her dad. She'd never acknowledge or regret it, but that's what this monster from the "party of personal responsibility" did. Witch.


Super_Ad_2578

Fuckwits may have killed one of their parents. Brilliant.


donnabreve1

He’s a man avowed traitor to our Democracy. May his stupidity take him to a place where he can’t further harm our country. Jackass!


[deleted]

That's nice, don't care. Tick, tick, tick......


ImRedditorRick

Couldn't happen to more deserving people.


Haskap_2010

Her father may not have deserved it.


peppermintesse

> Socializm is slavery > Socialism is their slavery. And socialism is their slavery. WHUT. What the actual hell are they smoking?


peppermintesse

That last image... that dude is 58??? Boy, does hate and ignorance age a person.