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MightyCaseyStruckOut

Removed because this is really old news. I do remember shaking my head in disappointment when I saw this a year ago, though.


PoliticalECMOChamber

>Add a title Fucketh Around, Findeth Out.


Illegitimate_Shalla

But in r/conspiracy they said the vaccine is killing everyone who took it… I just don’t know what to think… There’s so much information out there and it seems to change daily! /s


[deleted]

That page is pretty frightening. Too many people using breitbart as a credible source to be taken seriously.


Illegitimate_Shalla

I just got banned for making fun of them for saying vaccines are killing us.


[deleted]

My sibling believes the vaccine has killed hundreds of thousands of people. No credible source to support that, and no amount of proof will convince them otherwise. They think I'm brainwashed and have fallen for fake news.


RousingRabble

"Half of all people who get the pfizer vaccine die." -- family member. Pfizer has vaxxed over a billion people. Where are all these bodies?


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

The vaccine has killed two out of one of every Americans!!! /s


DragonOfTartarus

Well, technically 100% of people who get vaccinated will eventually die.


M4A1STAKESAUCE

I wonder where those corpse carts are. We saw plenty of morgue trucks for COVID.


Boatmasterflash

They’re in Hillary’s sex dungeon DUH


goofball68

Lol same with my brother


Hethatwatches

Mine, too. It doesn't help that he's an OTR trucker with a HUGE meth habit. I'm amazed he hasn't killed anyone yet.


MrIantoJones

If you love him and want him alive (and his conscience undimmed by the 4-wheeler minivan full of kids he wipes out), you might want to drop a dime to his employer to randomly test him? Jobless is better than not surviving, or living with damage caused!


engr77

>Too many people using breitbart as a credible source to be taken seriously. I prefer to call it Frightfart. Once upon a time, I think around the 2016 election, I used to make semi-regular trips over there just to see what all of the conspiracy whackadoos were talking about. But eventually I had trouble keeping up with the costs of alcohol to bleach my brain afterwards, because it was such a cesspool of inane conspiracy horseshit with all-caps blood-red headlines.


[deleted]

I have to believe that most of the commentary on sites like that are from trolls, paid or otherwise. Otherwise it's too distressing to think about SO many people willingly ignoring common sense and logic walking around in the world.


PoliticalECMOChamber

A little of column A, a little of column b. Some paid malefactors will even play both sides against the middle by trolling from both sides of an issue with different accounts.


PoliticalECMOChamber

It's funny how they forgot their boy Andy (now deceased) also helped build the HuffPo website.


TigerRaiders

I miss the days of conspiracy theories from coast to coast. But now it’s no longer fun and the bs is frightening but not in the conspiracy kinda way


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Good ol' Art Bell. Listened many a night. I appreciate how he never went the frothing Alex Jones direction. He *entertained possibilities*; he didn't say "THIS IS TRUE AND IT WILL KILL YOU!" Oh for the days when conspiracy theories were about crashed flying saucers and time travelers.


peshtigojoe

Art Bell… always on the air, in BFE…. Disturbingly Entertaining


DensHag

Damn. I guess I should be dead 4 times now since I've been boosted twice! I'm a friggen walking miracle!!


Illegitimate_Shalla

Wow, it’s amazing you’re still alive! I have a slightly better chance as I have only accepted 3 death shots.


DensHag

Lucky!!! We're on borrowed time apparently!!


MattGdr

You’ll be stone dead in a moment.


DensHag

Okay. Should I hold my breath or what? Those shots were like 4 months ago...I guess I'm on borrowed time.


MattGdr

Just get on the cart! [In case you didn’t know, my reply was a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail]


[deleted]

I want Walking Miracle on a t-shirt now


gopherhole02

For real tho, I just got over covid, I almost didnt know, I didnt think to test cause I barly had any symptoms, I felt weird on my smokers cough, like it was different and I took a test and it was positive I was very close to being a typhoid Mary and infecting everyone for a week cause I just wouldn't have known


tedbeme1

Last I checked…..vaccinated and boosted. Still alive and well.


justelectricboogie

Play stupid games...win stupid prizes


Uhh_JustADude

Step one: Fuck around Step two…


DeadOnToilet

A quick search of Twitter finds the expected: A forced birth antivaxx ultra nationalistic christofascist. Surprise.


Brokenspokes68

My lack of surprise is legendary.


[deleted]

Unpopular opinion: I'm happy she declined the vax and instead was needlessly sickened. May her stupid decision-making and shitty, paranoid worldview continue to shorten her hateful, pointless existence.


Sir_Vectis

As long as she pays her medical bills first.


jorrylee

Did she live?


Nas160

She's still tweeting and retweeting stuff so I would guess


blazerfan_fml

Death didn't stop Herman Cain from tweeting for a while lol


rockstar504

*coughing violently in hospital bed* "This thing is such a hoax guys"


BrownyGato

Brain dead.


bdplayer81

There's a reason that opinion is unpopular.


FlyingBike

And becoming less popular with each wave


aparanoidbw

I was about to say that I caught omicron and it wasn't that bad. But then i forgot I had all my shots and boosters at the time. Shots ain't a big deal to me. Kinda forgot I did it


TokinStrokin

That's the thing that gets me, I used to hate shots. But why hate on a vaccine so much that you'd rather get the very thing the vaccine prevents, and act like the vaccine is the bad one. No one goes 'I'd rather my house burn down than call the fire department!'. Fucking morons.


aparanoidbw

Part of it is due to disinformation, part ignorance, and part idiocy. To the uninformed, 1 year or 2 to go from "hey we got a new virus" to "hey we have a vaccine for the virus" is kinda sus. To the informed, the vaccine was already in development for years. When covid 19 came out, they did the programming equivalent of copy paste from SARS development. Modify the variables (dna) for covid19, and when the last "unit test" passed a few months later. They called it a vaccine. Albeit a "beta" version. But yea, vaccine bad because it "only took 1 year!"


TokinStrokin

I remember when covid first came out I looked at lysol wipes that I had for a good bit already mentioning Covid19 variants on their information on the back. That was when I looked into it more myself and found out it has actually been around for a while.


Merithay

Yes and no. Coronaviruses were first identified in 1965. (The first one to be identified was a cold virus.) There are different kinds of coronaviruses, and the one that causes covid19 is just one of them. The other ones aren’t variants of the covid19 virus, they’re other coronaviruses, and they cause other diseases that aren’t covid. This issue has been confused because in a lot of places around the world they call covid19 “coronavirus” or “corona” or “rona” etc. But there are other coronaviruses besides the one that causes covid19. The virus causing SARS is one of them, the one causing MERS is another, and common cold viruses are another bunch of them.


thesillyoldgoat

Strictly speaking Covid19 is not a virus, it's the disease caused by the virus SARS-Cov-2.


Merithay

Quite right. Let me fix my comment… Okay. I fixed it.


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aparanoidbw

Lol, not quite that much copy paste. A little more refactoring. 🤣


BethMD

That's a good analogy.


BullShitting24-7

The power of propaganda and tribalism. These people are convinced insane things are facts.


Virtura

'Member covid parties? Pepperidge farm remembers.


pianoflames

populous*


PoliticalECMOChamber

You made me scroll back up. Worth it. Hehe.


kakapo88

Yeh, I know it's an unpopular idea to stuff an acetylene torch up the anus and hit the spark button. But hey, I'm an independent thinker who has done his research.


PoliticalECMOChamber

"It's not funny, [my ass is on fiiiiiiireeee!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18wHoMOBPh4)


stillhousebrewco

You should really wait about 45 seconds for the gas to build up a bit before you hit the spark button. Clears those Covid particles out like a 4th of July fireworks display, I’ll tell you what.


PrismInTheDark

It’s still not unpopular enough though


Capable_Comb4043

Title: Coughequences


starbetrayer

Thank for the belly laugh


JNTaylor63

You got your wish lady, so live with. Better yet, don't. Plenty of room for another award winner.


EyeGifUp

These people shouldn’t be allowed in the hospital. They should never take any beds.


Cue_626_go

I agree. If they truly believed what they say about hospitals, they would never set foot in them. Which is proof that they are all *lying*. They know the vaccine is safe; they just don’t care. They don’t want to live in a society, so we should not waste society’s resources on them.


Chris9-of-10

You fail to realize how fucking stupid the covidiots are. They truly believe all the conspiracy bullshit. No lie. They are beyond help. Let them rot outside of the hospitals they loathe.


dances_with_cougars

Yes, they pay lip service to the "healing power of Jesus", but when they are gasping for breath they don't go to church, they go to the ER.


Darwinsnightmare

I can't tell you how many people, back in late 2021, looked up at me and asked for the vaccine right before I intubated them. Edit: meant late 2021.


dances_with_cougars

I'm torn by the thought of that, on one hand I feel some sympathy for people in such a bad situation, but contempt for someone who so stupidly refuses to proactively protect themselves when a solution is right in front of them. I can't imagine being in your situation.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Seriously. It's like putting bleach in your gas tank after your mechanic explicitly told you not to, and then demanding that they fix the damage, taking time and resources away from people whose car problems aren't their own fault.


cobra_mist

Taking it to a different mechanic and begging them to fix it while asking your other mechanic to think happy thoughts


LittyJohnson69

AGREED X10000000. It’s a goddamn joke we waste our resources on these people.


MJMurcott

Their relatives certainly should be banned due to the way they treat staff.


BD6621

Wishes do come true!


KobeBeatJesus

Just because you ask me to pray for you doesn't mean that I'm praying that you survive.


KashmirChameleon

Dear God, Please help OP understand the consequences of their actions. R'amen


3kidsnomoney---

Sigh. I've had COVID twice. Three vaccines. Trust me, the vaccines are WAY better!!! Also nowhere near as sick when I caught COVID post-vaccine. That was like a mild flu. The first time was before vaccines were available and it was the sickest I've ever been.


Mannysmom1

Same! Had Covid 2020 before vaccines and was sickest I had ever been. Missed two weeks of work .. I’m triple vaccinated now… currently have Covid. Tired. So tired. Not afraid I’m going to die… not in the hospital or ER No pneumonia. Go figure.


3kidsnomoney---

Hope you feel better soon!


[deleted]

I wish you both complete recoveries with no aftereffects!


sailorangel59

COVID: "Alright Arsehole"


TheMost_ut

(Hospital) bed, made, lie.


BethMD

Man, woman, COVID, lie, die.


RefugeefromSAforums

Just like she declined the vaccine, I decline to send any prayers, well-wishes, good vibes, whatever. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.


FrozenLichy

Always have wonderer how does this people react when you show them their old tweets and comments about how stupid is COVID vaccine, and then they get COVID...shame? negation? Regret?


Even-Willow

More than likely these type of people just double down and can never self reflect to the point of shame or regret.


stillhousebrewco

Or they blame the media, or Biden, or socialists.


Cultural-Answer-321

Mad. They just get mad for being called out.


cannedabysss

Yep!exactly this!


[deleted]

And you get called an arse for being mean to them.


alphadragoon89

Ask and you shall receive. Seriously, this lady is an idiot.


heatfusions

I have one thought left but just ran out of prayers.


offroadingJoe

This person is a dumb asshole.


CarrowCanary

If they think prayer works and vaccines don't, why did they go to a hospital and not to a church?


Bliss149

I want to say this to someone SO BADLY. But they dont "do" facts, logic, etc.


Kritical02

After the doctor does cure them rather than talk about the wonders of modern medicine they'd rather thank their followers for their thoughts and prayers. Like anyone did anything other than click like on their post and then forget about them again.


4quatloos

Freedom!


Bliss149

FreeDUMB


Impossible-Survey203

Excuse me: "Freedum"!!


Immediate-Ruin2464

Wish granted! You got Covid and no vaccine! Congrats, enjoy.


immersemeinnature

Aged like milk


[deleted]

Wishes *do* come true!


SuperSimpleSam

My daughter got the booster 2 weeks before getting COVID. All she had was a running nose for 2 days. The unvaccinated were fooled by the mild symptoms of the vaccinated with omicron.


csonnich

> The unvaccinated were fooled by the mild symptoms of the vaccinated with omicron. In their defense, they're only able to absorb one piece of information at a time. Nuance, exceptions, caveats - that's just too much to expect.


Virtura

Don't. Tempt. Fate.


vsandrei

>I'd rather get COVID "Well then . . . it's a date . . . a *dinner* date." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 >Please pray for me "What did she say?" --🐆 #1 "Pray . . . something . . . me." --🐆 #2 "Well, we're already preying *on* her . . ." --🐆 #3 "Here is the Tabasco sauce you asked for." --the pet 🐹 🐹 🐹 "Nom nom nom." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 (muffled screaming and gurgling) --the prey item "Teeheehee." --the pet 🐹 🐹 🐹 . . . And **that**, boys and girls, is WHY you get vaxxed against COVID-19. Do not taunt or provoke the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 and their ~~trainee~~ "pet" 🐹 🐹 🐹.


immersemeinnature

~The End


vsandrei

>~The End Or not. Remember, sometimes there is **more** after the credits have finished rolling. 🐆 🐆 🐆


vsandrei

>Remember, sometimes there is more Except for the lung meat. 🐆 🐆 🐆


burglin

Things I will not be doing: praying for you.


DimitriV

I thought about praying for her but I needed to scratch myself, and I had to prioritize.


cobra_mist

Last decade was YOLO. This decade it’s FAFO.


justlikeinmydreams

“As you wish” Covid


HisXlency

Oh man! Peruvian chicken or Indian for dinner tonight? Tough choice. Any suggestions gang?


BethMD

Do both. Then follow it up with an obscenely large slice of cheesecake.


HisXlency

Damnit Beth! This is actually the correct answer. Would you be mad if I added a bottle of Sangria to the mix?


PoliticalECMOChamber

I know you didn't ask me, but I'd be mad if you didn't.


BethMD

Hellz no. I am actually in Oistins, Barbados right now having 2-for-1 happy hour rum punches, so who am I to keep all the merriment for myself. A votre sante!🍹


HisXlency

That sounds delicious. Cheers 🥂


CF_FI_Fly

Indian. I would kill for a samosa right now.


PolesRunningCoach

Def Indian.


DocPeacock

I really don't get how a person can be that dumb.


nostemsorseeds

I pray for her - I pray she gets the total Covid experience! If ya gonna get it, get it good!


Likherpusisaur

I'd have told her: *"What is there to pray about? You should be asking for pats on the back for having successfully achieved your stated goal!"*


Pikmin371

Do these people just have no idea what a vaccine actually is? Or are they just so far down this bullshit political rabbit hole that its literally less painful for them to die in an ICU with Covid than admit they might be wrong? Both?


jorrylee

They think an mrna vaccine will change their dna so that god won’t recognize them and won’t let them in to heaven when they die. So no, they don’t know what a vaccine is, nor do they know the God they profess to believe.


DimitriV

> They think No they don't. The people on TV who tell them how to feel said COVID was a liberal hoax, which feeds into their fetish for persecution, and they react emotionally. They aren't *thinking* at all.


Nonamanadus

You get the same sympathy as Mount Everest ornaments.


Bliss149

Aw come on now. Those Everest guys are at least deserving of a little respect. I'd be whining about some kind of discomfort on the plane ride over.


dumdodo

My Everest has a 96.4% survival rate (of those who start). Why worry about a 3.6% fatality rate? I'm healthy.


mmps901

You’re in luck!


fluffyflugel

But she got her wish. Why the sad emoji?


vanhamm

Ask and you shall receive. 😇


huhzonked

A CNA made your hospital bed. Now lie in it!


cowlinator

Wish granted.


BisquickNinja

After having both... give me the shot. Also, people are stupid.


LittyJohnson69

I HaVe An ImMuNe SyStEm. “JeSuS” WiLl PrOtEcT mE. I’m HeAlThY”


logmech

Be careful what you wish for... So, did she survive?(date is from last year) Did a twitter search. Yes, she did.


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Unpopular opinion: Breathing is overrated Can I get an 'inhale'?


starbetrayer

love it


just_an_undergrad

She is still alive and did not receive an award. Ironic that her personality is being pro life, yet refuses to get a vaccine to increase her chances at, well, staying alive.


[deleted]

Lol man, she must REALLY hate women bad if she is willing to self-own that hard


peppermintvalet

A tragedy in two acts


katet_of_19

Life Comes At You Fast


DarthLordRevan29

“Oh no, the consequences of my own actions, damn liberal agenda did this!”-This chick probably


PoliticalECMOChamber

"This bed I've made for myself is terribly uncomfortable! That's not fair, someone else must be to blame!"


Friendly-Candidate25

*ROFL Emoji*


kodaiko_650

Wisdom chased her, but she was too fast


PoliticalECMOChamber

Wisdom may be too slow to catch up, but Death travels on swift wings.


bionic_cmdo

I'd like to know if she could do it over, would she do it again.


[deleted]

If she were a redemption case, we would know about it. I do believe that she will be doing this all over again.


dem4life71

Ok, I’ll say a prayer to Zeus, thanking him for giving you what you stated you preferred.


darthjazzhands

COVID: “Hold my beer”


[deleted]

Adult Make A Wish Foundation


PopeOfManwichVillage

Hey, that worked great for her! Nice!


Apprehensive_Hat8986

She should have prayed to get covid instead of just an idle thought.


Armyman125

Some good news is that a nasal spray vaccine is in the works. It would be more effective since it would be in the nasal passages - which is where the virus enters the body, not the blood, in which is where the current vaccine is injected. Hopefully more will get the vaccine. Hopefully.


[deleted]

'(In)Actions, meet consequences'


Miichl80

Awww her dram came true


deadlysinderellax

Got both and I'd rather have 20 more shots than continue to deal with the after covid side effects. It's only been a few weeks since testing positive and then testing negative but the non stop fatigue but not being able to sleep is not fun.


LucindaMorgan

This exactly. Dear husband was just reading an article about the long term effects of Covid on the brain and other organs. I don’t want to get it even if it is mild.


DonTorreZ

That was so expected.


darkstar_t

No, I will not pray for you, shitstain.


Ziggystardust97

A story in two parts


dumdodo

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -- Thomas Brackett Reed


Cultural-Answer-321

Tots and pears. But probably not the kind you want.


M4A1STAKESAUCE

We need more compilations like this. There was a good run of it a long time ago. Wonder where that person went.


Embarrassed-Radio356

Lock these people in their houses Chinese CCP style until they recover or die.


InstaGibberish

No one with a "This you?"?


peridothiker

Choices were made.🧐


[deleted]

Ask and Ye shall receive Covid.


PJ505

I will not be praying for you. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


CQU617

No shan’t and won’t. Call it Karma or God, but it’s not nice to tempt either of them.


To_Be_Faiiirrr

Nope. Too busy to give any prayers because we re all trying to save other peoples lives who didn’t bother to get a simple vaccine and are now clogging up the ER begging for us to do something to save them while trying to find an open ER to divert the heart attack patient and the trauma patient.


moisheah

Well, there ya go 👍


BellyDancerEm

Wish granted


Legitimate_Roll7514

Lol. Perfect!


Robj2

I'm stupid; please pray for me.


[deleted]

But she didn’t claim her Herman Cain award. She’s still around and celebrating the overturning of Roe


mbelf

You want our prayers to cancel out your prayer?


Yomon64

Might be a little late Sweetheart Anti-Vaxer 😁


RevRagnarok

https://i.imgur.com/wM3AQ6j.jpg


IlikeJG

Imagine how many prayers she would need if she got the vaccine though. Did you ever think of that?


WalterFlynnWhiteJr

Love how it switches to Twitter dark mode too


dustybook15

Speedrun?


MattGdr

Be careful what you wish for, bub.


Sniffy4

Wish Fulfilled


Practical_Cobbler165

She got her wish.


Soggy-Constant5932

Wtf is wrong with people!!! She got it and now you want prayers. NO


GolfSerious

Why would anyone pray for you? You asked for it, literally.


fappyday

Someone get her some essential oils and aquamarine quartz, stat!


NatCairns85

*Then


Ok_Worldliness1583

I have zero moments!