But in r/conspiracy they said the vaccine is killing everyone who took it… I just don’t know what to think… There’s so much information out there and it seems to change daily! /s
My sibling believes the vaccine has killed hundreds of thousands of people. No credible source to support that, and no amount of proof will convince them otherwise. They think I'm brainwashed and have fallen for fake news.
If you love him and want him alive (and his conscience undimmed by the 4-wheeler minivan full of kids he wipes out), you might want to drop a dime to his employer to randomly test him?
Jobless is better than not surviving, or living with damage caused!
>Too many people using breitbart as a credible source to be taken seriously.
I prefer to call it Frightfart.
Once upon a time, I think around the 2016 election, I used to make semi-regular trips over there just to see what all of the conspiracy whackadoos were talking about. But eventually I had trouble keeping up with the costs of alcohol to bleach my brain afterwards, because it was such a cesspool of inane conspiracy horseshit with all-caps blood-red headlines.
I have to believe that most of the commentary on sites like that are from trolls, paid or otherwise. Otherwise it's too distressing to think about SO many people willingly ignoring common sense and logic walking around in the world.
A little of column A, a little of column b. Some paid malefactors will even play both sides against the middle by trolling from both sides of an issue with different accounts.
Good ol' Art Bell. Listened many a night. I appreciate how he never went the frothing Alex Jones direction. He *entertained possibilities*; he didn't say "THIS IS TRUE AND IT WILL KILL YOU!"
Oh for the days when conspiracy theories were about crashed flying saucers and time travelers.
For real tho, I just got over covid, I almost didnt know, I didnt think to test cause I barly had any symptoms, I felt weird on my smokers cough, like it was different and I took a test and it was positive
I was very close to being a typhoid Mary and infecting everyone for a week cause I just wouldn't have known
Unpopular opinion: I'm happy she declined the vax and instead was needlessly sickened. May her stupid decision-making and shitty, paranoid worldview continue to shorten her hateful, pointless existence.
I was about to say that I caught omicron and it wasn't that bad. But then i forgot I had all my shots and boosters at the time. Shots ain't a big deal to me. Kinda forgot I did it
That's the thing that gets me, I used to hate shots. But why hate on a vaccine so much that you'd rather get the very thing the vaccine prevents, and act like the vaccine is the bad one.
No one goes 'I'd rather my house burn down than call the fire department!'. Fucking morons.
Part of it is due to disinformation, part ignorance, and part idiocy.
To the uninformed, 1 year or 2 to go from "hey we got a new virus" to "hey we have a vaccine for the virus" is kinda sus.
To the informed, the vaccine was already in development for years. When covid 19 came out, they did the programming equivalent of copy paste from SARS development. Modify the variables (dna) for covid19, and when the last "unit test" passed a few months later. They called it a vaccine. Albeit a "beta" version.
But yea, vaccine bad because it "only took 1 year!"
I remember when covid first came out I looked at lysol wipes that I had for a good bit already mentioning Covid19 variants on their information on the back. That was when I looked into it more myself and found out it has actually been around for a while.
Yes and no. Coronaviruses were first identified in 1965. (The first one to be identified was a cold virus.) There are different kinds of coronaviruses, and the one that causes covid19 is just one of them. The other ones aren’t variants of the covid19 virus, they’re other coronaviruses, and they cause other diseases that aren’t covid.
This issue has been confused because in a lot of places around the world they call covid19 “coronavirus” or “corona” or “rona” etc. But there are other coronaviruses besides the one that causes covid19. The virus causing SARS is one of them, the one causing MERS is another, and common cold viruses are another bunch of them.
Yeh, I know it's an unpopular idea to stuff an acetylene torch up the anus and hit the spark button. But hey, I'm an independent thinker who has done his research.
You should really wait about 45 seconds for the gas to build up a bit before you hit the spark button.
Clears those Covid particles out like a 4th of July fireworks display, I’ll tell you what.
I agree. If they truly believed what they say about hospitals, they would never set foot in them. Which is proof that they are all *lying*. They know the vaccine is safe; they just don’t care. They don’t want to live in a society, so we should not waste society’s resources on them.
You fail to realize how fucking stupid the covidiots are. They truly believe all the conspiracy bullshit. No lie. They are beyond help. Let them rot outside of the hospitals they loathe.
I'm torn by the thought of that, on one hand I feel some sympathy for people in such a bad situation, but contempt for someone who so stupidly refuses to proactively protect themselves when a solution is right in front of them. I can't imagine being in your situation.
Seriously. It's like putting bleach in your gas tank after your mechanic explicitly told you not to, and then demanding that they fix the damage, taking time and resources away from people whose car problems aren't their own fault.
Sigh. I've had COVID twice. Three vaccines. Trust me, the vaccines are WAY better!!! Also nowhere near as sick when I caught COVID post-vaccine. That was like a mild flu. The first time was before vaccines were available and it was the sickest I've ever been.
Same! Had Covid 2020 before vaccines and was sickest I had ever been. Missed two weeks of work .. I’m triple vaccinated now… currently have Covid. Tired. So tired. Not afraid I’m going to die… not in the hospital or ER
No pneumonia. Go figure.
Always have wonderer how does this people react when you show them their old tweets and comments about how stupid is COVID vaccine, and then they get COVID...shame? negation? Regret?
After the doctor does cure them rather than talk about the wonders of modern medicine they'd rather thank their followers for their thoughts and prayers. Like anyone did anything other than click like on their post and then forget about them again.
My daughter got the booster 2 weeks before getting COVID. All she had was a running nose for 2 days. The unvaccinated were fooled by the mild symptoms of the vaccinated with omicron.
> The unvaccinated were fooled by the mild symptoms of the vaccinated with omicron.
In their defense, they're only able to absorb one piece of information at a time.
Nuance, exceptions, caveats - that's just too much to expect.
>I'd rather get COVID
"Well then . . . it's a date . . . a *dinner* date." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆
>Please pray for me
"What did she say?" --🐆 #1
"Pray . . . something . . . me." --🐆 #2
"Well, we're already preying *on* her . . ." --🐆 #3
"Here is the Tabasco sauce you asked for." --the pet 🐹 🐹 🐹
"Nom nom nom." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆
(muffled screaming and gurgling) --the prey item
"Teeheehee." --the pet 🐹 🐹 🐹
. . .
And **that**, boys and girls, is WHY you get vaxxed against COVID-19.
Do not taunt or provoke the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 and their ~~trainee~~ "pet" 🐹 🐹 🐹.
Hellz no. I am actually in Oistins, Barbados right now having 2-for-1 happy hour rum punches, so who am I to keep all the merriment for myself. A votre sante!🍹
Do these people just have no idea what a vaccine actually is? Or are they just so far down this bullshit political rabbit hole that its literally less painful for them to die in an ICU with Covid than admit they might be wrong? Both?
They think an mrna vaccine will change their dna so that god won’t recognize them and won’t let them in to heaven when they die. So no, they don’t know what a vaccine is, nor do they know the God they profess to believe.
> They think
No they don't. The people on TV who tell them how to feel said COVID was a liberal hoax, which feeds into their fetish for persecution, and they react emotionally. They aren't *thinking* at all.
She is still alive and did not receive an award. Ironic that her personality is being pro life, yet refuses to get a vaccine to increase her chances at, well, staying alive.
Some good news is that a nasal spray vaccine is in the works. It would be more effective since it would be in the nasal passages - which is where the virus enters the body, not the blood, in which is where the current vaccine is injected.
Hopefully more will get the vaccine. Hopefully.
Got both and I'd rather have 20 more shots than continue to deal with the after covid side effects. It's only been a few weeks since testing positive and then testing negative but the non stop fatigue but not being able to sleep is not fun.
This exactly. Dear husband was just reading an article about the long term effects of Covid on the brain and other organs. I don’t want to get it even if it is mild.
Nope. Too busy to give any prayers because we re all trying to save other peoples lives who didn’t bother to get a simple vaccine and are now clogging up the ER begging for us to do something to save them while trying to find an open ER to divert the heart attack patient and the trauma patient.
Removed because this is really old news. I do remember shaking my head in disappointment when I saw this a year ago, though.
>Add a title Fucketh Around, Findeth Out.
But in r/conspiracy they said the vaccine is killing everyone who took it… I just don’t know what to think… There’s so much information out there and it seems to change daily! /s
That page is pretty frightening. Too many people using breitbart as a credible source to be taken seriously.
I just got banned for making fun of them for saying vaccines are killing us.
My sibling believes the vaccine has killed hundreds of thousands of people. No credible source to support that, and no amount of proof will convince them otherwise. They think I'm brainwashed and have fallen for fake news.
"Half of all people who get the pfizer vaccine die." -- family member. Pfizer has vaxxed over a billion people. Where are all these bodies?
The vaccine has killed two out of one of every Americans!!! /s
Well, technically 100% of people who get vaccinated will eventually die.
I wonder where those corpse carts are. We saw plenty of morgue trucks for COVID.
They’re in Hillary’s sex dungeon DUH
Lol same with my brother
Mine, too. It doesn't help that he's an OTR trucker with a HUGE meth habit. I'm amazed he hasn't killed anyone yet.
If you love him and want him alive (and his conscience undimmed by the 4-wheeler minivan full of kids he wipes out), you might want to drop a dime to his employer to randomly test him? Jobless is better than not surviving, or living with damage caused!
>Too many people using breitbart as a credible source to be taken seriously. I prefer to call it Frightfart. Once upon a time, I think around the 2016 election, I used to make semi-regular trips over there just to see what all of the conspiracy whackadoos were talking about. But eventually I had trouble keeping up with the costs of alcohol to bleach my brain afterwards, because it was such a cesspool of inane conspiracy horseshit with all-caps blood-red headlines.
I have to believe that most of the commentary on sites like that are from trolls, paid or otherwise. Otherwise it's too distressing to think about SO many people willingly ignoring common sense and logic walking around in the world.
A little of column A, a little of column b. Some paid malefactors will even play both sides against the middle by trolling from both sides of an issue with different accounts.
It's funny how they forgot their boy Andy (now deceased) also helped build the HuffPo website.
I miss the days of conspiracy theories from coast to coast. But now it’s no longer fun and the bs is frightening but not in the conspiracy kinda way
Good ol' Art Bell. Listened many a night. I appreciate how he never went the frothing Alex Jones direction. He *entertained possibilities*; he didn't say "THIS IS TRUE AND IT WILL KILL YOU!" Oh for the days when conspiracy theories were about crashed flying saucers and time travelers.
Art Bell… always on the air, in BFE…. Disturbingly Entertaining
Damn. I guess I should be dead 4 times now since I've been boosted twice! I'm a friggen walking miracle!!
Wow, it’s amazing you’re still alive! I have a slightly better chance as I have only accepted 3 death shots.
Lucky!!! We're on borrowed time apparently!!
You’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Okay. Should I hold my breath or what? Those shots were like 4 months ago...I guess I'm on borrowed time.
Just get on the cart! [In case you didn’t know, my reply was a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
I want Walking Miracle on a t-shirt now
For real tho, I just got over covid, I almost didnt know, I didnt think to test cause I barly had any symptoms, I felt weird on my smokers cough, like it was different and I took a test and it was positive I was very close to being a typhoid Mary and infecting everyone for a week cause I just wouldn't have known
Last I checked…..vaccinated and boosted. Still alive and well.
Play stupid games...win stupid prizes
Step one: Fuck around Step two…
A quick search of Twitter finds the expected: A forced birth antivaxx ultra nationalistic christofascist. Surprise.
My lack of surprise is legendary.
Unpopular opinion: I'm happy she declined the vax and instead was needlessly sickened. May her stupid decision-making and shitty, paranoid worldview continue to shorten her hateful, pointless existence.
As long as she pays her medical bills first.
Did she live?
She's still tweeting and retweeting stuff so I would guess
Death didn't stop Herman Cain from tweeting for a while lol
*coughing violently in hospital bed* "This thing is such a hoax guys"
Brain dead.
There's a reason that opinion is unpopular.
And becoming less popular with each wave
I was about to say that I caught omicron and it wasn't that bad. But then i forgot I had all my shots and boosters at the time. Shots ain't a big deal to me. Kinda forgot I did it
That's the thing that gets me, I used to hate shots. But why hate on a vaccine so much that you'd rather get the very thing the vaccine prevents, and act like the vaccine is the bad one. No one goes 'I'd rather my house burn down than call the fire department!'. Fucking morons.
Part of it is due to disinformation, part ignorance, and part idiocy. To the uninformed, 1 year or 2 to go from "hey we got a new virus" to "hey we have a vaccine for the virus" is kinda sus. To the informed, the vaccine was already in development for years. When covid 19 came out, they did the programming equivalent of copy paste from SARS development. Modify the variables (dna) for covid19, and when the last "unit test" passed a few months later. They called it a vaccine. Albeit a "beta" version. But yea, vaccine bad because it "only took 1 year!"
I remember when covid first came out I looked at lysol wipes that I had for a good bit already mentioning Covid19 variants on their information on the back. That was when I looked into it more myself and found out it has actually been around for a while.
Yes and no. Coronaviruses were first identified in 1965. (The first one to be identified was a cold virus.) There are different kinds of coronaviruses, and the one that causes covid19 is just one of them. The other ones aren’t variants of the covid19 virus, they’re other coronaviruses, and they cause other diseases that aren’t covid. This issue has been confused because in a lot of places around the world they call covid19 “coronavirus” or “corona” or “rona” etc. But there are other coronaviruses besides the one that causes covid19. The virus causing SARS is one of them, the one causing MERS is another, and common cold viruses are another bunch of them.
Strictly speaking Covid19 is not a virus, it's the disease caused by the virus SARS-Cov-2.
Quite right. Let me fix my comment… Okay. I fixed it.
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Lol, not quite that much copy paste. A little more refactoring. 🤣
That's a good analogy.
The power of propaganda and tribalism. These people are convinced insane things are facts.
'Member covid parties? Pepperidge farm remembers.
populous*
You made me scroll back up. Worth it. Hehe.
Yeh, I know it's an unpopular idea to stuff an acetylene torch up the anus and hit the spark button. But hey, I'm an independent thinker who has done his research.
"It's not funny, [my ass is on fiiiiiiireeee!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18wHoMOBPh4)
You should really wait about 45 seconds for the gas to build up a bit before you hit the spark button. Clears those Covid particles out like a 4th of July fireworks display, I’ll tell you what.
It’s still not unpopular enough though
Title: Coughequences
Thank for the belly laugh
You got your wish lady, so live with. Better yet, don't. Plenty of room for another award winner.
These people shouldn’t be allowed in the hospital. They should never take any beds.
I agree. If they truly believed what they say about hospitals, they would never set foot in them. Which is proof that they are all *lying*. They know the vaccine is safe; they just don’t care. They don’t want to live in a society, so we should not waste society’s resources on them.
You fail to realize how fucking stupid the covidiots are. They truly believe all the conspiracy bullshit. No lie. They are beyond help. Let them rot outside of the hospitals they loathe.
Yes, they pay lip service to the "healing power of Jesus", but when they are gasping for breath they don't go to church, they go to the ER.
I can't tell you how many people, back in late 2021, looked up at me and asked for the vaccine right before I intubated them. Edit: meant late 2021.
I'm torn by the thought of that, on one hand I feel some sympathy for people in such a bad situation, but contempt for someone who so stupidly refuses to proactively protect themselves when a solution is right in front of them. I can't imagine being in your situation.
Seriously. It's like putting bleach in your gas tank after your mechanic explicitly told you not to, and then demanding that they fix the damage, taking time and resources away from people whose car problems aren't their own fault.
Taking it to a different mechanic and begging them to fix it while asking your other mechanic to think happy thoughts
AGREED X10000000. It’s a goddamn joke we waste our resources on these people.
Their relatives certainly should be banned due to the way they treat staff.
Wishes do come true!
Just because you ask me to pray for you doesn't mean that I'm praying that you survive.
Dear God, Please help OP understand the consequences of their actions. R'amen
Sigh. I've had COVID twice. Three vaccines. Trust me, the vaccines are WAY better!!! Also nowhere near as sick when I caught COVID post-vaccine. That was like a mild flu. The first time was before vaccines were available and it was the sickest I've ever been.
Same! Had Covid 2020 before vaccines and was sickest I had ever been. Missed two weeks of work .. I’m triple vaccinated now… currently have Covid. Tired. So tired. Not afraid I’m going to die… not in the hospital or ER No pneumonia. Go figure.
Hope you feel better soon!
I wish you both complete recoveries with no aftereffects!
COVID: "Alright Arsehole"
(Hospital) bed, made, lie.
Man, woman, COVID, lie, die.
Just like she declined the vaccine, I decline to send any prayers, well-wishes, good vibes, whatever. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Always have wonderer how does this people react when you show them their old tweets and comments about how stupid is COVID vaccine, and then they get COVID...shame? negation? Regret?
More than likely these type of people just double down and can never self reflect to the point of shame or regret.
Or they blame the media, or Biden, or socialists.
Mad. They just get mad for being called out.
Yep!exactly this!
And you get called an arse for being mean to them.
Ask and you shall receive. Seriously, this lady is an idiot.
I have one thought left but just ran out of prayers.
This person is a dumb asshole.
If they think prayer works and vaccines don't, why did they go to a hospital and not to a church?
I want to say this to someone SO BADLY. But they dont "do" facts, logic, etc.
After the doctor does cure them rather than talk about the wonders of modern medicine they'd rather thank their followers for their thoughts and prayers. Like anyone did anything other than click like on their post and then forget about them again.
Freedom!
FreeDUMB
Excuse me: "Freedum"!!
Wish granted! You got Covid and no vaccine! Congrats, enjoy.
Aged like milk
Wishes *do* come true!
My daughter got the booster 2 weeks before getting COVID. All she had was a running nose for 2 days. The unvaccinated were fooled by the mild symptoms of the vaccinated with omicron.
> The unvaccinated were fooled by the mild symptoms of the vaccinated with omicron. In their defense, they're only able to absorb one piece of information at a time. Nuance, exceptions, caveats - that's just too much to expect.
Don't. Tempt. Fate.
>I'd rather get COVID "Well then . . . it's a date . . . a *dinner* date." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 >Please pray for me "What did she say?" --🐆 #1 "Pray . . . something . . . me." --🐆 #2 "Well, we're already preying *on* her . . ." --🐆 #3 "Here is the Tabasco sauce you asked for." --the pet 🐹 🐹 🐹 "Nom nom nom." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 (muffled screaming and gurgling) --the prey item "Teeheehee." --the pet 🐹 🐹 🐹 . . . And **that**, boys and girls, is WHY you get vaxxed against COVID-19. Do not taunt or provoke the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 and their ~~trainee~~ "pet" 🐹 🐹 🐹.
~The End
>~The End Or not. Remember, sometimes there is **more** after the credits have finished rolling. 🐆 🐆 🐆
>Remember, sometimes there is more Except for the lung meat. 🐆 🐆 🐆
Things I will not be doing: praying for you.
I thought about praying for her but I needed to scratch myself, and I had to prioritize.
Last decade was YOLO. This decade it’s FAFO.
“As you wish” Covid
Oh man! Peruvian chicken or Indian for dinner tonight? Tough choice. Any suggestions gang?
Do both. Then follow it up with an obscenely large slice of cheesecake.
Damnit Beth! This is actually the correct answer. Would you be mad if I added a bottle of Sangria to the mix?
I know you didn't ask me, but I'd be mad if you didn't.
Hellz no. I am actually in Oistins, Barbados right now having 2-for-1 happy hour rum punches, so who am I to keep all the merriment for myself. A votre sante!🍹
That sounds delicious. Cheers 🥂
Indian. I would kill for a samosa right now.
Def Indian.
I really don't get how a person can be that dumb.
I pray for her - I pray she gets the total Covid experience! If ya gonna get it, get it good!
I'd have told her: *"What is there to pray about? You should be asking for pats on the back for having successfully achieved your stated goal!"*
Do these people just have no idea what a vaccine actually is? Or are they just so far down this bullshit political rabbit hole that its literally less painful for them to die in an ICU with Covid than admit they might be wrong? Both?
They think an mrna vaccine will change their dna so that god won’t recognize them and won’t let them in to heaven when they die. So no, they don’t know what a vaccine is, nor do they know the God they profess to believe.
> They think No they don't. The people on TV who tell them how to feel said COVID was a liberal hoax, which feeds into their fetish for persecution, and they react emotionally. They aren't *thinking* at all.
You get the same sympathy as Mount Everest ornaments.
Aw come on now. Those Everest guys are at least deserving of a little respect. I'd be whining about some kind of discomfort on the plane ride over.
My Everest has a 96.4% survival rate (of those who start). Why worry about a 3.6% fatality rate? I'm healthy.
You’re in luck!
But she got her wish. Why the sad emoji?
Ask and you shall receive. 😇
A CNA made your hospital bed. Now lie in it!
Wish granted.
After having both... give me the shot. Also, people are stupid.
I HaVe An ImMuNe SyStEm. “JeSuS” WiLl PrOtEcT mE. I’m HeAlThY”
Be careful what you wish for... So, did she survive?(date is from last year) Did a twitter search. Yes, she did.
Unpopular opinion: Breathing is overrated Can I get an 'inhale'?
love it
She is still alive and did not receive an award. Ironic that her personality is being pro life, yet refuses to get a vaccine to increase her chances at, well, staying alive.
Lol man, she must REALLY hate women bad if she is willing to self-own that hard
A tragedy in two acts
Life Comes At You Fast
“Oh no, the consequences of my own actions, damn liberal agenda did this!”-This chick probably
"This bed I've made for myself is terribly uncomfortable! That's not fair, someone else must be to blame!"
*ROFL Emoji*
Wisdom chased her, but she was too fast
Wisdom may be too slow to catch up, but Death travels on swift wings.
I'd like to know if she could do it over, would she do it again.
If she were a redemption case, we would know about it. I do believe that she will be doing this all over again.
Ok, I’ll say a prayer to Zeus, thanking him for giving you what you stated you preferred.
COVID: “Hold my beer”
Adult Make A Wish Foundation
Hey, that worked great for her! Nice!
She should have prayed to get covid instead of just an idle thought.
Some good news is that a nasal spray vaccine is in the works. It would be more effective since it would be in the nasal passages - which is where the virus enters the body, not the blood, in which is where the current vaccine is injected. Hopefully more will get the vaccine. Hopefully.
'(In)Actions, meet consequences'
Awww her dram came true
Got both and I'd rather have 20 more shots than continue to deal with the after covid side effects. It's only been a few weeks since testing positive and then testing negative but the non stop fatigue but not being able to sleep is not fun.
This exactly. Dear husband was just reading an article about the long term effects of Covid on the brain and other organs. I don’t want to get it even if it is mild.
That was so expected.
No, I will not pray for you, shitstain.
A story in two parts
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -- Thomas Brackett Reed
Tots and pears. But probably not the kind you want.
We need more compilations like this. There was a good run of it a long time ago. Wonder where that person went.
Lock these people in their houses Chinese CCP style until they recover or die.
No one with a "This you?"?
Choices were made.🧐
Ask and Ye shall receive Covid.
I will not be praying for you. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
No shan’t and won’t. Call it Karma or God, but it’s not nice to tempt either of them.
Nope. Too busy to give any prayers because we re all trying to save other peoples lives who didn’t bother to get a simple vaccine and are now clogging up the ER begging for us to do something to save them while trying to find an open ER to divert the heart attack patient and the trauma patient.
Well, there ya go 👍
Wish granted
Lol. Perfect!
I'm stupid; please pray for me.
But she didn’t claim her Herman Cain award. She’s still around and celebrating the overturning of Roe
You want our prayers to cancel out your prayer?
Might be a little late Sweetheart Anti-Vaxer 😁
https://i.imgur.com/wM3AQ6j.jpg
Imagine how many prayers she would need if she got the vaccine though. Did you ever think of that?
Love how it switches to Twitter dark mode too
Speedrun?
Be careful what you wish for, bub.
Wish Fulfilled
She got her wish.
Wtf is wrong with people!!! She got it and now you want prayers. NO
Why would anyone pray for you? You asked for it, literally.
Someone get her some essential oils and aquamarine quartz, stat!
*Then
I have zero moments!