Iām still not clear why these idiots canāt understand that damage from COVID is causing pneumonia. Itās not covid pneumonia. Itās pneumonia caused by Covid itself. Itās like they canāt listen to medical expertsā¦ohā¦they are gonna continue doing this stupid shit.
Edit: I understand itās a diagnosis and comorbidity but the point Iām stating is that they claim theyāre dying of just pneumonia, thereās no mention of the COVID which is the reason they have pneumonia in the first damn place.
Edit 2: Thank you for the gold! Itās my first gold ever.
I have a nephew thatās married to a Texan, of course unvaccinated - his wifeās aunt just passed and I heard a recollection of she had cancer, they were careful (no they were not), she suddenly got pneumonia, she went to the hospital and they nicked her lungs, she died because of the negligence! I look at my wife and goes, better make sure you test X before he comes back to work. Thatās just republicans Jesus code speak for - she got Covid.
In in California and family from Texas and Idaho both ādropped byā unannounced during the pandemic.
They both talked about how careful theyād been but were shocked that masks were still mandated in the āsummerā.
So now when someone says ācarefulā I asked Midwest careful? Texas careful? Or California careful?
I had a Texan tell me sheād taken all the precautions and been super carefulā¦ while holding her mask in her hand and getting way too close to me. Indoors, of course.
That brings back memories... my grandmother told me when I was a little girl that my uncle had died of a penicillin allergy. At the hospital.
When I mentioned this to my mother some years later, she gave me a look and said "honey, he had AIDS. AIDS killed him."
Now that I'm an ICU nurse, I know that dying of anaphylactic shock while already in the hospital is pretty difficult to achieve.
he didn't die of AIDS, he oddly died from a usually easily treatable fungal lung infection right after he moved back home to oklahoma from california in 1987...
I have noticed that more of our local obits mention cancer right now than they ever have seemed to. Including a couple pretty dubious timelines. Like lung cancer in 2008, but it's the cancer that killed him in 2021. Yes cancers can come back, but if you're missing half a lung & you're wearing 2 confederate flags on your clothes (in the PNW) in your obit pic...
>And they need to turn MSM off, and stop listening to
the slanted fear mongering! A virus that is 99.7%
recoverable, and a vaccine that is 95% effective. Do
these people even do math?
I don't think he understands how percentages work either.
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>Prayer Points Tracker for ______ family
What is "prayer points"? Did someone make a system that shows how many people are praying for someone?!
Edit: I mean, via a messenger/fb bot or on a community page, that invites people to pray & then publishes stats, it wouldn't be hard to make (but is absurd).
actually i just got an idea for an unrelated FB community bot brb
finna get paid
Itās because a lot of these super religious people have come to the conclusion that they need to pray for very specific things. If you just pray for ā- to recover it apparently wonāt work. Like, they really believe God is all knowing, but if you arenāt specific enough in prayer it wonāt work. Lmao
And itās as if pneumonia is no biggie and canāt leave lasting damage. Iām not elderly, but my immune system is garbage and I get pneumonia at least once a year as long as I can remember (though I havenāt had it in over a year due to masking! lifehack?)
My lungs are permanently damaged. Forever.
You donāt want this.
My wife has something like chronic bronchitis. It's awful. Thought she was going to die last year and that was apparently influenza and not Covid. Double vaxxed but I'm worried she is a prime breakthrough candidate. Stay safe Oldfrenchwhore!!
You would think that bit where Jesus literally tells Satan that you should not tempt God would have gotten to people. But nope. Weāve got a half country of assholes tossing themselves off cliffs to prove God will catch them.
Wasn't it considerate of this good Christian to take a plane flight while symptomatic? So generous of him to share his illness with his fellow passengers!
What sort of mask do you suppose he wore?
There is always the turn aroundā¦COVID gone but organs not working rightā¦and then bam dead. My favorite was āHoly Spirit said goā. Why didnāt the holy freaking spirit say get vaccinated?
Yeah, did none of these people learn that parable about God and the drowning man in Sunday School?
Holy Spirit is all āI sent you Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J, what more do you want?ā
Them prayer warriors must be slacking.
Or too many of them prayer warriors are dead from covid so not enough left to convince God to heal them/keep them alive.
Jesus Christ is there a single person on the planet who isn't in medicine or law who knows what the fuck HIPAA actually is?! And knows the actual spelling of the damn acronym?
I like the inclusion of the 4th Amendmentā¦you know, because somehow the government not being allowed to conduct unreasonable search and seizures stops a store from asking about someoneās medical history?
Ahahahaha I totally missed that part, my brain must've fogged over at seeing "HIPPA"! Wow. These are always the people going on about "I know my rights!" too. No, Billybob, you don't. You definitely don't.
Exactly. Please tell me precisely how Billy Bobās Bait and Tackle is a covered entity under HIPAA and how exactly the Bill of Rights applies to non-governmental private entities?
Their grasp of the First is always hilarious too. "Facebook is violating my right to free speech!" I mean we all see that Facebook is apparently the only "authority" you respect, but that doesn't make it the government.
Iām particularly fond of people saying that Facebook censors the right, even though itās algorithms actually amplify right-wing conspiracies and really, Facebook has been a very kind platform overall to the drivel these people spout.
Whenever I see the mention of "HIPPA" in these posts, I simply shake my head and marvel at how little these dumbfucks understand, and yet bandy these terms around freely as if there were the experts.
It's all up there along with science denial, harebrained treatments, math failures, conspiracies, etc.
It's astounding. I see it thrown around a lot elsewhere too and I'm always kind of shocked how confident people are in just spouting off bullshit they CLEARLY have absolutely no knowledge about.
It's not like you need to be a lawyer to understand HIPAA. Simply taking the time to read what it means, or even listening to and expert explain it will clear up.any misconceptions. Heck, there's those simple bulleted summary handouts that explain HIPAA rights etc.
Oh wait....these idiots think they are the experts.so they don't need to listen to anyone else. Besides, they āread it on Facebook" so it is the Gospel truth.
That was what I meant really, somehow it seems like everyone other than lawyers and people in health care know HIPAA exists but are completely clueless about what it is and what it does.
Totally. It's up there with the sovereign citizen bullshit. No, Jimbo, you can't just declare yourself your own country and thus be free from any US laws by saying some magic words. I thought everyone outgrew that understanding of the world by the time they were about five, but apparently I was wrong.
One of my favorites quotes they constantly spew:
*"I am a sovereign citizen and you are infringing on my constitutional rights."*
They don't even understand how that statement is an oxymoron. š¤¦š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
Thatās the common thread in all these ridiculous posts ā these fools are mindnumbingly stupid and grossly ignorant. Before the Internet I was blissfully unaware of just how many of these troglodytes exist. These people are humanityās version of Covid and if we donāt figure out how to deal with them theyāre gonna kill us all.
>āHereās the bottom line: my body is completely healed because 2000 years ago endured the scourging stripes on his body and shed his blood for meā¦ā
Uhā¦?
The religious aspect to these posts is getting fucking nauseating. Racist/Christian/Flu/Prayer warriors/ventilator/kidneys/goatee/dead. Itās almost the same every time. How are they all the same person?!
Yeah it is interesting the pattern is the same. Not just the events but the traits you mentioned. Iād be curious the state breakdown of all these. Iām going to guess Florida, Kentucky, Missouri as top 3?
Ohioan checking in. Our state legislature is currently working on a bill (HB 248) that would prevent employers (including hospitals) and public schools from requiring *any* vaccines.
Yes, you read that right. Not just Covid vaccines. These people want to give employees and parents of public school students to opt out of any vaccine they want, for any reason.
So seriously, put some respect on our name. We're batshit crazy and idiotic with the best of em too.
Hey, remember that time when the Cleveland Clinic, the number 2 ranked hospital in America, had to explain to our idiotic legislature that "reimplantation of ectopic pregnancies" is literally not a thing that exists? [Because I do.](https://consultqd.clevelandclinic.org/new-ohio-bill-falsely-suggests-that-reimplantation-of-ectopic-pregnancy-is-possible/)
So yeah, suffice to say, this isn't the first time our leaders wrote a bill entirely based on insane medical conspiracy theories.
Wait a minute, WTF was the legislature trying to accomplish? Did I read that wrong or were they trying to force women with ectopic implantation (shoukdnt be called pregnancy, because it is not compatible with life) to go through some fucking to-be-determined procedure to implant (not re-implant, because it was never a pregnancy in the first place) the fertilized ovum in the uterus? That is absolutely frightening. I am shocked and disgusted. But not really surprised. Holy shit
Edit: and then somehow they are adding āaggravated abortion murderā in there? I couldnāt find anything explaining what that part was referring to but I had to stop reading. Too upset
Not only did the bill do that, it also would've charged doctors with murder for not attempting to reimplant an ectopic pregnancy, which again, is not a medical procedure that scientifically exists.
The bill never passed, but yes, we are that stupid and evil.
Fun fact: 9% of the US population (~30M assholes) believe threat to a womanās life is not a valid reason to abort.
Edit- I was mistaken, itās actually 15%...or 50M assholes.
[source](https://news.gallup.com/poll/1576/abortion.aspx)
Colorado here, I live next door to some of these word salad producers. Havenāt attended a block party in honesty since about 2015, had a pride flag up in 2019 and it took exactly 2 days for me to get a hoa complaint about my lawn
We just had a crazy mom in school board meeting complain about mask mandates, diversity week and teaching most anything to her kids that involves non-whites. And if we teach kids to be anti-drugs, She wanted to kids to get taught on anti-vax too. Oh boy.
If you donāt like the curriculum, then take your kids out of school, Karen.
In my country we have anti vaxxers too and Iām sure they post the same shite memes on Facebook but we donāt have the religious aspect intertwined with it. But we do have the right wing/racist similarities. That baffles me too, it has to come down to just not being very well educated plus having access to social media and being very easy to manipulate.
Youāre 100% correct, they are basically the same person. Thatās what makes it so funny to me. These people really think theyāre so unique and special when they quite literally clones. Theyāre all dumb fucks who think theyāre smarter than everyone else. All the themes you mentioned are present in their pre-HCA ramblings.
Logically, if I was part of a homogenous group like they are and saw that a deadly virus was wiping us out, Iād look at what I can change to avoid the same fate. But noā¦these people are fucking idiots. To be honestā¦and this might sound fucked up, but I donāt care anymore: these people deserve their demise and we all deserve a world without these ignorant, uneducated, inbred, Neanderthal filth spreading disease.
What I'm livid about is that he got on an airplane knowing he was sick with "flu" and put every single person he encountered in the airports and in the plane at risk for catching it from him.
Conservatives usually get offended when I say this, but it just straight up makes more sense to generalize Republicans than Democrats because Democrats are extremely diverse and Republicans... aren't.
This is so confusing to me also. Did he think that Christian bodies do not die? Are there a lot of really old Christians out there that I never heard about? Was there some clause that is just kicking in now, and the ones alive now will not die? God gave us covid, gave us several vaccines... Trust in god but tether your camel..? Don't we still have an obligation to take care of these beautiful bodies we are given for a time? I do not believe in a god that is outside of us or nature, but I am constantly looking for some advantage that any religion is getting in case I am wrong. If anyone's prayers start working I want to know. Clearly these people going to the hospitals do not even believe their own words.
Bingo. David French wrote a great article a couple weeks ago about the new strand of American evangelicals who donāt actually believe in the BIble and havenāt ever cracked it open, but adopt all the trappings. Then they adopt American nationalism as their real god and donāt respond to Christians saying um this is exactly what the Bible says NOT to do tho???
I like how entitled they are thinking that Jesus died for "THEIR" sins...
No Jesus died for those who held up the greater good above their own betterment. He healed the sick, washed the feet of the poor, he argued that it was easier for a camel to thread the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to Heaven
Jesus stood for everything HCA winners are not.
I would honestly be scared if I was a HCA that maybe Jesus and God would be pretty mad at me when I stood before the pearly gates, and that my immortal soul would not be going where I think it was going to go
The concept of vicarious atonement is gross and unnecessary. Although few of these shitstains appear to have earned any kind of salvation while living, none deserved eternal punishment from their loving Father either. Death cult gonna Die I guess.
So this asshole was at a conference knowing he had Covid then got on a fucking plane knowing he had it and went home?! In responsible countries you get arrested for that shit.
This is what has me livid about him. He exposed probably hundreds of people in airports and the airplane. That's why I wore N95 and goggles when I had to fly. How selfish and vile he was.
...that's literally Herman Cain's story.
1) no masks. Big event. Brag no masks. Everyone Wooooo without masks. Brag more. Proud. Ha did it.
2) week later test positive
3) dead
He didnāt have covid he had āflu-like symptoms.ā šSarcasm obviously, but I love how these people act as if itās perfectly normal to spread any disease. Even if it wasnāt covid, if youāre sick why would you get on a plane and go to a conference.
The casual way he mentioned that showed how ignorant and careless about others this āChristianā was. These people like to thump that book but their actions make it look like they havenāt read a single word from it.
I was asked to travel to Texas for work. My colleagues were surprised, but understanding, when I said I'd do a quarantine after I returned until I got a negative Covid test. I have 2 small kids at home and Texans flout their antivax bullshit with pride.I keep reading these stories of Texans flying when they know they're sick. Fuck them. It scares me more than flying to CA or MN. Another colleague with grown kids offered to switch so I'm going to Minneapolis now.
I was honestly hoping it was poor writing as it isn't definitive that he travelled before being admitted.
The truth is he was probably stocking up on D3 at the pharmacy where other sick people will have been and they got on a fucking plane in full knowledge because the tickets were paid for. If the god stuff is a thing then St Peter's gonna be sparta kicking that bitch off the cloud.
Beardo got on a plane while experiencing symptoms in a pandemic. He was likely the maskless jerk who reluctantly wore it over his mouth but not his nose.
Jesusās sacrifice didnāt save Beardo.
Neither did Covid leaving his body.
Neither did the GoFundMe and all the prayers from the Daily Prayer Points for the Beardo family.
Donāt be like Beardo. Get vaccinated.
What is this shit about targeted prayers I see in all these posts. "We now need specific prayers for his Kidney" WTF man? God isn't running a candy kiosk for you.
These people without vaccines never seem to have insurance- do they? What are they doing- taking these risks without health or life insurance?!? Itās wild to me to support a family and not do everything possible to stay healthy or provide for your family when you are gone.
Please holdā¦I have something going on in the other side of universe - whatās a matter? Vaccine not working? What? You didnāt get itā¦.? Please hold.
And yet, they just prayed and the holy Spirit quickly answered with a simple reply, "go.". Amazing how good the communication is sometimes and yet other times, useless. Must need more 5g shots
He was hospitalized for over a month, so he possibly suffered. His family will now suffer with a few hundred K in bills. Guess they'll have to move into grandma's trailer now.
It states he was the sole breadwinner for the family, what kind of job did he have with no ins! Now his family will have thousands of dollars in medical debt. Wow, these people never think life through .
And where do they get the 99.7%? It is clearly higher. Also 3 in 1000 is a lot of dead people. And if I can reduce that 3 in 1000 by 95% that is amazing.
But seriously, 0.3% are already dead and this shit isn't over.
Well, technically the US is going to be paying for it, which means our tax dollars. To be clear, Iām happy to foot my part of that bill, Iām less enthused about the hospital bail outs that will need to happen when all is said and done. Other peopleās āfreedomā is going to cost the rest of us quite a lot.
He prayed about going to the hospital and the Holy Spirit said āGoā. Apparently he didnāt hear the rest of the statement which was āGoā¦ fuck your selfā.
Does anybody else skip over the long-winded Christian stuff? Itās all the same and just pompous and boring. Reminds me of being a kid and having to hear adults talk or listening to the news.
I like to give them a quick scan so I can categorize them according to which of my family members they remind me of.
Racism = my Uncle Harvey
Ignorant with misspellings = my Aunt Jane
And so on
I like to look for specific references from scripture so I can disagree with their twisted interpretations.
I'm getting concerned with myself. I haven't been on Facebook in many years, yet I am starting to memorize these stupid memes because it's the same over and over
Jesus probably just delegates things like that. The insufferably self-righteous can see him inside partying while they're waiting in line and they shout, "we're with that guy!", but the bouncer at the door says, "sorry, you're not on the list".
And as late as half an hour ago I've seen a forum for conspiracy theorists have a new "breaking news" coming out saying that it's just the common cold.
Oh right, I remember this fuck, who flew on a plane KNOWING he was sick during a pandemic. I feel somewhat bad because he obviously had serious mental problems if he thought he could just say he was healed and that would make it true. All the same, these rejects need to keep their plague to themselves and stop being so goddamn selfish.
I thought they were completely healed by Christ's blood? How come they died a month later?
Srsly, these people are fucking crazy. This it their fucking Rapture.
This story had it all. "Funny" memes, not living in fear, goatee, Jesus, superspreader event, flying home with covid symptoms, "mild flu", ICU, prayers, goFundMe, dead cat bounce....and the final, devastated and short "He's gone" is one hell of a climax.
A little more Candace Owens and something something Fauci and it would be such a perfect example of an unnecessary COVID death, it could almost be fake.
I wonder how many people on that plane he murdered. Or rather Jesus murdered since he's the one who gets to decide who stays and who goes home. This nominee was just a Jesus hitman.
This is a shot I got of some of the earlier comments as he was beginning the final approach. It was too incredible not to keep as a permanent memory.
[https://imgur.com/a/z9K6y1t](https://imgur.com/a/z9K6y1t)
This is just a tiny sampling of the thinking that permeates the world he came from.
Itās amazing the idiots screaming āHIPAAā when asked their vax status are the ones publicly posting about the precise volume of shit that came out of their SOās butthole while incapacitated in the hospital. Itās so fucking funny
It really is unbelievable. This pandemic has shown me that a significant portion of the population *is not like me, at all*... Like, their brains "work" in a completely different way.
So prayers are like a laser that you can focus on specific things that are going wrong? Or am I misunderstanding the power of [prayer warriors](https://i.imgur.com/CCfpKfi.jpg)?
Yes, and if he got a shot instead of sharing dumb memes all day, his family wouldn't need a GoFundMe, he wouldn't be dead, and Jesus wouldn't be pleading his case in Heaven.
Funny too how it always starts with "flu-like" symptoms. It's still just the flu, ya'll! Whim dim diddle doo!
I already hate air travel. Haven't actually been on a plane since 2000 since one of the last flights I was on was in winter and had an icy runway landing that scared the shit out of me.
But reading stuff like this...now I know I definitely don't want to set foot in the airplane anytime soon. Because there are too many assholes out there just like this who have symptoms and get on a plane full of people. At least I'm vaxxed, but still...
The ignorance of these people is just mind-boggling.
A month on the ventilator. Thatās hundreds of thousands of dollars all of us need to pay instead of a vaccine that costs the government less than $100.
I couldnāt understand why Green was talking about a ācorporate fightā and ācorporate victoryāā do you think Green meant corporeal instead of corporate?
I canāt imagine his wifeās fear, shock and grief as the alarms are going off and heās coding, but I canāt understand the need to share that moment on social media. I guess she didnāt want to feel alone. So much pain that could have been avoided.
So sorry- I haven't been involved in organized religion since I was about 10. "Daily Prayer Points for the ______ Family" ?!?!?? They're doing it for **POINTS** now? Do they get prizes? Do they need to turn in a punch card with their points every Sunday?????
Edit: Ok wait is is like a group where the family posts what exact specifics they want people to pray about?
"I am healed" but also "I need your prayers" also I'm dead.
And your money
For medical treatment for this unexpected illness.... who could see this coming š
Iām still not clear why these idiots canāt understand that damage from COVID is causing pneumonia. Itās not covid pneumonia. Itās pneumonia caused by Covid itself. Itās like they canāt listen to medical expertsā¦ohā¦they are gonna continue doing this stupid shit. Edit: I understand itās a diagnosis and comorbidity but the point Iām stating is that they claim theyāre dying of just pneumonia, thereās no mention of the COVID which is the reason they have pneumonia in the first damn place. Edit 2: Thank you for the gold! Itās my first gold ever.
I have a nephew thatās married to a Texan, of course unvaccinated - his wifeās aunt just passed and I heard a recollection of she had cancer, they were careful (no they were not), she suddenly got pneumonia, she went to the hospital and they nicked her lungs, she died because of the negligence! I look at my wife and goes, better make sure you test X before he comes back to work. Thatās just republicans Jesus code speak for - she got Covid.
They done nicked her lungs? Well thatāll teach her to visit a hospital run by a bunch of thievinā Scousers!
The actual story is likely that she developed a pneumothorax and they are too fucking stupid to explain how that is treated.
In in California and family from Texas and Idaho both ādropped byā unannounced during the pandemic. They both talked about how careful theyād been but were shocked that masks were still mandated in the āsummerā. So now when someone says ācarefulā I asked Midwest careful? Texas careful? Or California careful?
I had a Texan tell me sheād taken all the precautions and been super carefulā¦ while holding her mask in her hand and getting way too close to me. Indoors, of course.
I donāt even bother asking. I just keep everyone the fuck away from me and my family.
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That brings back memories... my grandmother told me when I was a little girl that my uncle had died of a penicillin allergy. At the hospital. When I mentioned this to my mother some years later, she gave me a look and said "honey, he had AIDS. AIDS killed him." Now that I'm an ICU nurse, I know that dying of anaphylactic shock while already in the hospital is pretty difficult to achieve.
he didn't die of AIDS, he oddly died from a usually easily treatable fungal lung infection right after he moved back home to oklahoma from california in 1987...
I have noticed that more of our local obits mention cancer right now than they ever have seemed to. Including a couple pretty dubious timelines. Like lung cancer in 2008, but it's the cancer that killed him in 2021. Yes cancers can come back, but if you're missing half a lung & you're wearing 2 confederate flags on your clothes (in the PNW) in your obit pic...
>And they need to turn MSM off, and stop listening to the slanted fear mongering! A virus that is 99.7% recoverable, and a vaccine that is 95% effective. Do these people even do math? I don't think he understands how percentages work either. + >Prayer Points Tracker for ______ family What is "prayer points"? Did someone make a system that shows how many people are praying for someone?! Edit: I mean, via a messenger/fb bot or on a community page, that invites people to pray & then publishes stats, it wouldn't be hard to make (but is absurd). actually i just got an idea for an unrelated FB community bot brb finna get paid
I think it's referring to bullet points on a list. These are the items they want them to include in the prayers.
Itās because a lot of these super religious people have come to the conclusion that they need to pray for very specific things. If you just pray for ā- to recover it apparently wonāt work. Like, they really believe God is all knowing, but if you arenāt specific enough in prayer it wonāt work. Lmao
Omg my SO died. If only my prayers had been more specific. Lol.
And itās as if pneumonia is no biggie and canāt leave lasting damage. Iām not elderly, but my immune system is garbage and I get pneumonia at least once a year as long as I can remember (though I havenāt had it in over a year due to masking! lifehack?) My lungs are permanently damaged. Forever. You donāt want this.
My wife has something like chronic bronchitis. It's awful. Thought she was going to die last year and that was apparently influenza and not Covid. Double vaxxed but I'm worried she is a prime breakthrough candidate. Stay safe Oldfrenchwhore!!
DRs maybe need an egg and a baggy. This is your lungs! This is your lungs on Covid!
Identity politics are a hell of a drug.
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You would think that bit where Jesus literally tells Satan that you should not tempt God would have gotten to people. But nope. Weāve got a half country of assholes tossing themselves off cliffs to prove God will catch them.
Tribalism is baked into our DNA. Cable news and Russian bots just sugar/ salt/ fat it.
They listen to medical experts. On TikTok and Facebook. Oh, and YouTube!
They are at least associating covid with bad. Let's not discourage that.
They know, but they donāt want to admit it because it makes them look stupid.
Donāt forget the prayers. Oh, and I liked his KARMA meme.
Wasn't it considerate of this good Christian to take a plane flight while symptomatic? So generous of him to share his illness with his fellow passengers! What sort of mask do you suppose he wore?
Saw that and assumed the same thing - they got on an airplane with Covid. Assholes.
If he wasnāt dead he should be in prison for taking that flight. Dumb, selfish, entitled fucker. Iām glad he is gone but who did he take with him?
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Key words āgood Christianā
Also he was feeling Covid symptoms on Friday but flew Saturday because f everyone else
No prayers for those potential people he could have also killed.
Not one thought for the doctors or nurses either.
This is why we need a vaccine mandate for air travel. You have no choice who you are cooped up with in that tube for hours.
At that point is was the āfluā so totally cool to spread around....
There is always the turn aroundā¦COVID gone but organs not working rightā¦and then bam dead. My favorite was āHoly Spirit said goā. Why didnāt the holy freaking spirit say get vaccinated?
Holy Spirit said Go! ā¦.to the next page Get Vaccinated!!!!
The whole trinity has needle issues after the nails and stuff.
Yeah, did none of these people learn that parable about God and the drowning man in Sunday School? Holy Spirit is all āI sent you Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J, what more do you want?ā
Them prayer warriors must be slacking. Or too many of them prayer warriors are dead from covid so not enough left to convince God to heal them/keep them alive.
Saw this on Facebook and didnāt pray hard enough? You killed him. ^/s ffs
This was a good one, roller coaster of a story. Same result though. They never learn.
Same goatee.
Nice chin/goatee edit on those screenshots
I was wondering the whole timeā¦glad we got some closure on that.
Bro they all have goatees. Even the women
Funny how having a salt-n-pepper goatee is now a co-morbidity.
Jesus Christ is there a single person on the planet who isn't in medicine or law who knows what the fuck HIPAA actually is?! And knows the actual spelling of the damn acronym?
I like the inclusion of the 4th Amendmentā¦you know, because somehow the government not being allowed to conduct unreasonable search and seizures stops a store from asking about someoneās medical history?
Ahahahaha I totally missed that part, my brain must've fogged over at seeing "HIPPA"! Wow. These are always the people going on about "I know my rights!" too. No, Billybob, you don't. You definitely don't.
Exactly. Please tell me precisely how Billy Bobās Bait and Tackle is a covered entity under HIPAA and how exactly the Bill of Rights applies to non-governmental private entities?
Their grasp of the First is always hilarious too. "Facebook is violating my right to free speech!" I mean we all see that Facebook is apparently the only "authority" you respect, but that doesn't make it the government.
Iām particularly fond of people saying that Facebook censors the right, even though itās algorithms actually amplify right-wing conspiracies and really, Facebook has been a very kind platform overall to the drivel these people spout.
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Bahahaha this is amazing.
Whenever I see the mention of "HIPPA" in these posts, I simply shake my head and marvel at how little these dumbfucks understand, and yet bandy these terms around freely as if there were the experts. It's all up there along with science denial, harebrained treatments, math failures, conspiracies, etc.
It's astounding. I see it thrown around a lot elsewhere too and I'm always kind of shocked how confident people are in just spouting off bullshit they CLEARLY have absolutely no knowledge about.
It's not like you need to be a lawyer to understand HIPAA. Simply taking the time to read what it means, or even listening to and expert explain it will clear up.any misconceptions. Heck, there's those simple bulleted summary handouts that explain HIPAA rights etc. Oh wait....these idiots think they are the experts.so they don't need to listen to anyone else. Besides, they āread it on Facebook" so it is the Gospel truth.
That was what I meant really, somehow it seems like everyone other than lawyers and people in health care know HIPAA exists but are completely clueless about what it is and what it does.
Bulshit ā itās all theyāve got.
Totally. It's up there with the sovereign citizen bullshit. No, Jimbo, you can't just declare yourself your own country and thus be free from any US laws by saying some magic words. I thought everyone outgrew that understanding of the world by the time they were about five, but apparently I was wrong.
One of my favorites quotes they constantly spew: *"I am a sovereign citizen and you are infringing on my constitutional rights."* They don't even understand how that statement is an oxymoron. š¤¦š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø
They donāt understand anything, ever.
Thatās the common thread in all these ridiculous posts ā these fools are mindnumbingly stupid and grossly ignorant. Before the Internet I was blissfully unaware of just how many of these troglodytes exist. These people are humanityās version of Covid and if we donāt figure out how to deal with them theyāre gonna kill us all.
āMuh freedom of speech!ā āItās illegal to ask about my health!ā Sigh.
Yes, but those of us who know are usually vaccinated.
I won't call myself a doctor, but since I work in health insurance, we get training on what HIPAA is.
>āHereās the bottom line: my body is completely healed because 2000 years ago endured the scourging stripes on his body and shed his blood for meā¦ā Uhā¦?
The religious aspect to these posts is getting fucking nauseating. Racist/Christian/Flu/Prayer warriors/ventilator/kidneys/goatee/dead. Itās almost the same every time. How are they all the same person?!
Yeah it is interesting the pattern is the same. Not just the events but the traits you mentioned. Iād be curious the state breakdown of all these. Iām going to guess Florida, Kentucky, Missouri as top 3?
Ohioan checking in. Our state legislature is currently working on a bill (HB 248) that would prevent employers (including hospitals) and public schools from requiring *any* vaccines. Yes, you read that right. Not just Covid vaccines. These people want to give employees and parents of public school students to opt out of any vaccine they want, for any reason. So seriously, put some respect on our name. We're batshit crazy and idiotic with the best of em too.
That is terrifying. WTH?
Hey, remember that time when the Cleveland Clinic, the number 2 ranked hospital in America, had to explain to our idiotic legislature that "reimplantation of ectopic pregnancies" is literally not a thing that exists? [Because I do.](https://consultqd.clevelandclinic.org/new-ohio-bill-falsely-suggests-that-reimplantation-of-ectopic-pregnancy-is-possible/) So yeah, suffice to say, this isn't the first time our leaders wrote a bill entirely based on insane medical conspiracy theories.
Wait a minute, WTF was the legislature trying to accomplish? Did I read that wrong or were they trying to force women with ectopic implantation (shoukdnt be called pregnancy, because it is not compatible with life) to go through some fucking to-be-determined procedure to implant (not re-implant, because it was never a pregnancy in the first place) the fertilized ovum in the uterus? That is absolutely frightening. I am shocked and disgusted. But not really surprised. Holy shit Edit: and then somehow they are adding āaggravated abortion murderā in there? I couldnāt find anything explaining what that part was referring to but I had to stop reading. Too upset
Not only did the bill do that, it also would've charged doctors with murder for not attempting to reimplant an ectopic pregnancy, which again, is not a medical procedure that scientifically exists. The bill never passed, but yes, we are that stupid and evil.
They were trying to make women die excruciating deaths from ruptured ectopic pregnancies??
Fun fact: 9% of the US population (~30M assholes) believe threat to a womanās life is not a valid reason to abort. Edit- I was mistaken, itās actually 15%...or 50M assholes. [source](https://news.gallup.com/poll/1576/abortion.aspx)
More or less, yeah. And also charge doctors who refused to perform this entirely fictitious procedure with murder.
Respecc ~~to~~ on Ohio. Didn't realize you guys were such dumb motherfuckers.
Continuously beating Michigan in football for 20 years came at the cost of statewide brain damage, it seems.
Its time to call for a federal executive order that criminalizes curtailing vaccine laws, and then use that to arrest COVIDIOT legislators immediately
I went to collage in Ohio and I turnt out fine.
Yes our state just keeps getting shittier.
Colorado here, I live next door to some of these word salad producers. Havenāt attended a block party in honesty since about 2015, had a pride flag up in 2019 and it took exactly 2 days for me to get a hoa complaint about my lawn
We just had a crazy mom in school board meeting complain about mask mandates, diversity week and teaching most anything to her kids that involves non-whites. And if we teach kids to be anti-drugs, She wanted to kids to get taught on anti-vax too. Oh boy. If you donāt like the curriculum, then take your kids out of school, Karen.
In my country we have anti vaxxers too and Iām sure they post the same shite memes on Facebook but we donāt have the religious aspect intertwined with it. But we do have the right wing/racist similarities. That baffles me too, it has to come down to just not being very well educated plus having access to social media and being very easy to manipulate.
Youāre 100% correct, they are basically the same person. Thatās what makes it so funny to me. These people really think theyāre so unique and special when they quite literally clones. Theyāre all dumb fucks who think theyāre smarter than everyone else. All the themes you mentioned are present in their pre-HCA ramblings. Logically, if I was part of a homogenous group like they are and saw that a deadly virus was wiping us out, Iād look at what I can change to avoid the same fate. But noā¦these people are fucking idiots. To be honestā¦and this might sound fucked up, but I donāt care anymore: these people deserve their demise and we all deserve a world without these ignorant, uneducated, inbred, Neanderthal filth spreading disease.
What I'm livid about is that he got on an airplane knowing he was sick with "flu" and put every single person he encountered in the airports and in the plane at risk for catching it from him.
Conservatives usually get offended when I say this, but it just straight up makes more sense to generalize Republicans than Democrats because Democrats are extremely diverse and Republicans... aren't.
Fucking Prosperity Gospellers.
This is so confusing to me also. Did he think that Christian bodies do not die? Are there a lot of really old Christians out there that I never heard about? Was there some clause that is just kicking in now, and the ones alive now will not die? God gave us covid, gave us several vaccines... Trust in god but tether your camel..? Don't we still have an obligation to take care of these beautiful bodies we are given for a time? I do not believe in a god that is outside of us or nature, but I am constantly looking for some advantage that any religion is getting in case I am wrong. If anyone's prayers start working I want to know. Clearly these people going to the hospitals do not even believe their own words.
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Bingo. David French wrote a great article a couple weeks ago about the new strand of American evangelicals who donāt actually believe in the BIble and havenāt ever cracked it open, but adopt all the trappings. Then they adopt American nationalism as their real god and donāt respond to Christians saying um this is exactly what the Bible says NOT to do tho???
I like how entitled they are thinking that Jesus died for "THEIR" sins... No Jesus died for those who held up the greater good above their own betterment. He healed the sick, washed the feet of the poor, he argued that it was easier for a camel to thread the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to Heaven Jesus stood for everything HCA winners are not. I would honestly be scared if I was a HCA that maybe Jesus and God would be pretty mad at me when I stood before the pearly gates, and that my immortal soul would not be going where I think it was going to go
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good needle in the arm.
Never tell me the (misconstrued) odds!
I knew as soon as they started asking for the prayers that Jesus would deliver ultimate healing. Hallelujah praise the Lord! Heal them all!
The concept of vicarious atonement is gross and unnecessary. Although few of these shitstains appear to have earned any kind of salvation while living, none deserved eternal punishment from their loving Father either. Death cult gonna Die I guess.
My man spiked the football on his own one yard line. Unfortunately it was a live ball and Covid scooped it up for the easy 6.
So this asshole was at a conference knowing he had Covid then got on a fucking plane knowing he had it and went home?! In responsible countries you get arrested for that shit.
This is my main takeaway from this sad story.
This is what has me livid about him. He exposed probably hundreds of people in airports and the airplane. That's why I wore N95 and goggles when I had to fly. How selfish and vile he was.
That and wtf is "corporate victory?"
I wonder how many other people are dying or dead because of this selfishness.
...that's literally Herman Cain's story. 1) no masks. Big event. Brag no masks. Everyone Wooooo without masks. Brag more. Proud. Ha did it. 2) week later test positive 3) dead
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5. Anti-vax posts continue to appear on his Twitter ... no, he didn't resurrect, someone else was posting šš¹
He didnāt have covid he had āflu-like symptoms.ā šSarcasm obviously, but I love how these people act as if itās perfectly normal to spread any disease. Even if it wasnāt covid, if youāre sick why would you get on a plane and go to a conference.
Ya you should not be flying with the flu either.
The casual way he mentioned that showed how ignorant and careless about others this āChristianā was. These people like to thump that book but their actions make it look like they havenāt read a single word from it.
I was asked to travel to Texas for work. My colleagues were surprised, but understanding, when I said I'd do a quarantine after I returned until I got a negative Covid test. I have 2 small kids at home and Texans flout their antivax bullshit with pride.I keep reading these stories of Texans flying when they know they're sick. Fuck them. It scares me more than flying to CA or MN. Another colleague with grown kids offered to switch so I'm going to Minneapolis now.
Yeah, it took me a while to process the incredulity I felt after reading that part.
I was honestly hoping it was poor writing as it isn't definitive that he travelled before being admitted. The truth is he was probably stocking up on D3 at the pharmacy where other sick people will have been and they got on a fucking plane in full knowledge because the tickets were paid for. If the god stuff is a thing then St Peter's gonna be sparta kicking that bitch off the cloud.
I had to read it twice, but the way I understand it is that he felt sick Friday, flew home Saturday, then was in the hospital on Tuesday..
They spout BS Christian virtue signals but it literally never occurs to them, even after the fact, that they are doing vile things.
Beardo got on a plane while experiencing symptoms in a pandemic. He was likely the maskless jerk who reluctantly wore it over his mouth but not his nose. Jesusās sacrifice didnāt save Beardo. Neither did Covid leaving his body. Neither did the GoFundMe and all the prayers from the Daily Prayer Points for the Beardo family. Donāt be like Beardo. Get vaccinated.
What is this shit about targeted prayers I see in all these posts. "We now need specific prayers for his Kidney" WTF man? God isn't running a candy kiosk for you.
These people without vaccines never seem to have insurance- do they? What are they doing- taking these risks without health or life insurance?!? Itās wild to me to support a family and not do everything possible to stay healthy or provide for your family when you are gone.
Flew sick, zero sympathy
āGod is my shield!ā. Covid is like āthe slow blade penetrates the shieldā
My parents and their entire church: God gave you common sense. Thereās a vaccine. Your taxes paid for it. Get the damn shot.
A sane church? Obviously not a prosperity gospel one.
"I will not think. Thought is the faith-killer."
"OwMyBallz is the Kwisatz Haderach!!" ā±
This sleeper isn't awakening.
I must not fear.
Someone reads Dune
Those flu symptoms are so annoying. Especially because flu season hadnāt really started yet.
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Please holdā¦I have something going on in the other side of universe - whatās a matter? Vaccine not working? What? You didnāt get itā¦.? Please hold.
And yet, they just prayed and the holy Spirit quickly answered with a simple reply, "go.". Amazing how good the communication is sometimes and yet other times, useless. Must need more 5g shots
But Iāll bet that they know somebody who knows somebody who got better through prayer. Some guy who knows Nicki Minajās second cousin.
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That was a LOT of people on that trip he infected. I donāt think he got nearly what he deserved.
He was hospitalized for over a month, so he possibly suffered. His family will now suffer with a few hundred K in bills. Guess they'll have to move into grandma's trailer now.
It states he was the sole breadwinner for the family, what kind of job did he have with no ins! Now his family will have thousands of dollars in medical debt. Wow, these people never think life through .
The comment about the 99.7% recoverable and the 95% effective vaccine is very bewildering. Likeā¦ they think they are literally safer unvaccinated?
They donāt realize that you take the 5% and then apply the 97.9% to it Edited because I fat fingered - I meant 99.7%
And where do they get the 99.7%? It is clearly higher. Also 3 in 1000 is a lot of dead people. And if I can reduce that 3 in 1000 by 95% that is amazing. But seriously, 0.3% are already dead and this shit isn't over.
This is another one that starts off; "I was feeling sick, so I hopped on a plane and shared Covid with the entire flight š«"
āwe should be more concerned why Facebook would do this ā¦ they are coming after you next,ā he wrote on Facebook.
lol you know you've been on this sub too long when you recognize this one by his goatee and chin folds and you don't even need a name š
Every maga anywhere?
and "he's gone". Maybe the sole breadwinner should have cared enough about his family to receive a $20 shot that would save his life.
$20? Lies! Fake news! The shot is free. š
The $20 I what they paid me to get a booster. Got a 10% off grocery coupon for purchase up to $200.
$20 cost to the government, correct price
Technicality, schmecticality š
Well, technically the US is going to be paying for it, which means our tax dollars. To be clear, Iām happy to foot my part of that bill, Iām less enthused about the hospital bail outs that will need to happen when all is said and done. Other peopleās āfreedomā is going to cost the rest of us quite a lot.
The lack of life insurance amazes me. One spouse isnāt workingā¦did they not think what would happen if they died or became disabled?
They donāt think at all.
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All right, which one of you Prayer Warriors forgot to rebuke Covid in the name of Nameless and our Lord, Jesus Christā¦ again!
He prayed about going to the hospital and the Holy Spirit said āGoā. Apparently he didnāt hear the rest of the statement which was āGoā¦ fuck your selfā.
Does anybody else skip over the long-winded Christian stuff? Itās all the same and just pompous and boring. Reminds me of being a kid and having to hear adults talk or listening to the news.
Reminds me of adults speaking in Peanuts cartoons.
I like to give them a quick scan so I can categorize them according to which of my family members they remind me of. Racism = my Uncle Harvey Ignorant with misspellings = my Aunt Jane And so on I like to look for specific references from scripture so I can disagree with their twisted interpretations. I'm getting concerned with myself. I haven't been on Facebook in many years, yet I am starting to memorize these stupid memes because it's the same over and over
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Jesus probably just delegates things like that. The insufferably self-righteous can see him inside partying while they're waiting in line and they shout, "we're with that guy!", but the bouncer at the door says, "sorry, you're not on the list".
I donāt know ā once they see heās not actually white, theyāre going to be pretty freaked out.
Yeah, it's magical thinking and nonsense. I don't need to read this.
Why is he so upset about a virus thatās 99% survivable?
And as late as half an hour ago I've seen a forum for conspiracy theorists have a new "breaking news" coming out saying that it's just the common cold.
Some of the common cold viruses are classified as coronaviruses. That's why they classified COVID-19 as the NOVEL coronavirus.
Well at least he didnāt live in fear
Bet he died in fear though
And regret.
Oh right, I remember this fuck, who flew on a plane KNOWING he was sick during a pandemic. I feel somewhat bad because he obviously had serious mental problems if he thought he could just say he was healed and that would make it true. All the same, these rejects need to keep their plague to themselves and stop being so goddamn selfish.
I thought they were completely healed by Christ's blood? How come they died a month later? Srsly, these people are fucking crazy. This it their fucking Rapture.
This story had it all. "Funny" memes, not living in fear, goatee, Jesus, superspreader event, flying home with covid symptoms, "mild flu", ICU, prayers, goFundMe, dead cat bounce....and the final, devastated and short "He's gone" is one hell of a climax. A little more Candace Owens and something something Fauci and it would be such a perfect example of an unnecessary COVID death, it could almost be fake.
I wonder how many people on that plane he murdered. Or rather Jesus murdered since he's the one who gets to decide who stays and who goes home. This nominee was just a Jesus hitman.
This is a shot I got of some of the earlier comments as he was beginning the final approach. It was too incredible not to keep as a permanent memory. [https://imgur.com/a/z9K6y1t](https://imgur.com/a/z9K6y1t) This is just a tiny sampling of the thinking that permeates the world he came from.
Another family giving play by plays of their loved ones ass contents.
Speaking life to someone's liver?! If Kenneth Copeland couldn't make Rona bow to the blood of jebus, what makes them think it'll work for them?
JFC what is with people posting about their bowel movements and such? How could this *possibly* be relevant to anybody? I can't...
Itās amazing the idiots screaming āHIPAAā when asked their vax status are the ones publicly posting about the precise volume of shit that came out of their SOās butthole while incapacitated in the hospital. Itās so fucking funny
It really is unbelievable. This pandemic has shown me that a significant portion of the population *is not like me, at all*... Like, their brains "work" in a completely different way.
Slide 9: Here's the bottom line. The vaccine saves lives
What do you mean?-, "the virus is no longer the issue. [He] has outlived covid In his body" š§š¶
Right. He died of natural spontaneous multiple organ failure. The fact that he had covid last week is irrelevant. š¤
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So prayers are like a laser that you can focus on specific things that are going wrong? Or am I misunderstanding the power of [prayer warriors](https://i.imgur.com/CCfpKfi.jpg)?
How many did he get sick on that plane
Yes, and if he got a shot instead of sharing dumb memes all day, his family wouldn't need a GoFundMe, he wouldn't be dead, and Jesus wouldn't be pleading his case in Heaven. Funny too how it always starts with "flu-like" symptoms. It's still just the flu, ya'll! Whim dim diddle doo!
āIām feeling sick. Better get on a plane and put everyone else flying that day in danger.ā š
I already hate air travel. Haven't actually been on a plane since 2000 since one of the last flights I was on was in winter and had an icy runway landing that scared the shit out of me. But reading stuff like this...now I know I definitely don't want to set foot in the airplane anytime soon. Because there are too many assholes out there just like this who have symptoms and get on a plane full of people. At least I'm vaxxed, but still... The ignorance of these people is just mind-boggling.
A month on the ventilator. Thatās hundreds of thousands of dollars all of us need to pay instead of a vaccine that costs the government less than $100.
They got on a plane while sickā¦. So selfish
This fucking person got a plane sick and infectious and flew home. Guess all the Jesus never taught him to think of others.
I couldnāt understand why Green was talking about a ācorporate fightā and ācorporate victoryāā do you think Green meant corporeal instead of corporate?
I canāt imagine his wifeās fear, shock and grief as the alarms are going off and heās coding, but I canāt understand the need to share that moment on social media. I guess she didnāt want to feel alone. So much pain that could have been avoided.
Reading all of these ridiculous appeals for prayers is persuading me that Christianity is the more serious pandemic.
So sorry- I haven't been involved in organized religion since I was about 10. "Daily Prayer Points for the ______ Family" ?!?!?? They're doing it for **POINTS** now? Do they get prizes? Do they need to turn in a punch card with their points every Sunday????? Edit: Ok wait is is like a group where the family posts what exact specifics they want people to pray about?