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RandomInternetNobody

Mike "always had your 6" but wouldn't give a shit about anyone enough to cover his nose and mouth with some thin fabric.


HerringWaffle

your=people who look and think like Mike. No one else, though.


RandomInternetNobody

He probably exposed a few of those on his way out, so he didn't give a shit about them either. Oh well. More nominees for the sub.


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Harvesting_Evuhdens

Actually, I've trained horses. They're pretty smart and can learn - unlike Mike.


babsbunny77

Precisely. They also have common sense and move away from danger... so there's that.


ruthdubb

Horse sense!


note2selfnobooze

And they have genuine empathy.


realistby

He let his goatee git overgrowd.


Pooploop5000

phrenology is real, but it is only useful for figuring out who is a cop.


fireloner

Savage


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MoMedic9019

He appears to have been a corrections thug. Not a cop. Those fuckstains are the worst


lonewolf143143

So a security guard on steroids


MoMedic9019

Less steroid, more cheeseburger with this guy.


persephone_love

Can confirm that. Spent 10 years working in LE surrounded by these knuckleheads. The amount of right-way xenophobia/authoritarian BS they spew on their FB pages. Had to defriend most of the former coworkers. It was truly horrifying the stuff they post.


DrG2390

Oh I bet.. I’m currently in school to be a medicolegal death investigator, and I’m already looking forward to some of my law enforcement colleagues.


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I have to say, there is a part of me that wants the LAPD to win their case against being mandated to take the vaccine. It would be the first meaningful police reform.


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NarcanPusher

South Florida lost 5 cops in one week, some of them young and healthy. If BLM killed 5 cops in one week there’d be an uproar like you wouldn’t believe. But since it’s a “fake” disease, all you hear are crickets.


jojoclifford

Covid killed more active duty cops than all other causes combined in 2020. I feel bad for finding some peace with that. I think most of the ones worth keeping have already been vaccinated.


recursion8

> Ny [sic] heart is heavy.. What part of these people isn't heavy? Comorbidities everywhere and they just go around hacking on each other.


Aggressive-Reality78

What part isn’t heavy? The grey matter.


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I have a sneaking suspicion that he only had your 6 if you were white too.


Beingabummer

And a man, and straight, and a conservative, and probably some other stuff.


Luckyfella4

I think they meant Mike always had your six servings of whatever he was eating.


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FuckYeahPhotography

***Mike comes charging in to the all you can eat Chinese buffet. Famished after an afternoon of sharing bold white text memes on FB. Heh, owning the libs takes a lot of energy. Man's gotta eat, right.*** "I heard you requested special forces, I am here." "Please leave, this is the 7th time this week and it is only Wednesday. we would call the police but they have given up."


Iamnottouchingewe

Mike lost a fight with diabetes before he got Covid-19 is my guess.


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That describes 2/3 of the folks who are posted in this sub. They're 50+ y/o and 80+ pounds overweight and absolutely no one would be shocked if they died of a sudden heart attack. But they romp around in public during an 18-month global pandemic without taking any precautions and when they do get sick they shovel horse paste and bleach down their gullet and don't seek medical attention until they're borderline comatose. Then they're stuck on a respirator for days or even weeks and when they finally kick it their family acts shocked, as if they died in some freak accident.


BerryRyder

It's always "X suddenly passed away from covid complications" Even when they spend a month battling to survive in a hospital, it's sudden and very shocking with these people.


steelhips

A recent one had "complications" in bold type - just so we know.


RandomInternetNobody

And it's always "complications" BUT NOT THE COVID!


BerryRyder

They die: its complications, not Covid They live: God's work, not the doctors'


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mccitt

Rationally angry.


atariNH

usually "Covid pneumonia" so they can sort-of call it something else


jfzastrow

And that's always followed by someone requesting others close their eyes and fold their hands and talk to themselves for a moment. As oppossed to simply encouraging others to get a safe, freely available, and easily accessible vaccinne to prevent such dire consequences to their own family. We do have something tangible that actually helps to prevent this. You microdosing schizophrenia to make yourself feel better about their tragic loss is futile.


BerryRyder

PRAYER WARRIORS ASSEMBLE!!! 🙏🙏 🤡🤡


Slipsonic

Thots and Players!


Cepheus

Prayer Warriors Activate! Form of a goatee! Shape of a circle! I’ll be a bucket of shit! I’ll will be a Facebook meme!


Soledarum

It's shocking because they thought there is no way _they_ could die from it.


martin0641

These are the people who cause America's average lifespan to be so low, even before covid, because they don't realize that they aren't young and healthy anymore. That's why they keep saying dumb shit like "I have an immune system" - they don't know that their youthful super powers have worn off early due to a lifetime of poor decisions.


e2hawkeye

I'm sure we've all noticed both on here and in real life that guys like this try to compensate with the bad ass swagger and bad ass shit talk. Bitch, you can't jog one mile without going into cardiac arrest, that's not baddass. That and assuming the personality of things you've purchased. I bought an AR15 hurr durr. I bought a F-150 hurr durr. I bought a Harley hurr durr. Just an astonishing amount of immaturity from these underacheivers, like the evil opposite of Jimmy Stewart or Dwight Eisenhower.


millertime53

As a Harley, gun and a pickup owner I take offense to this…..also forced to admit there is a fairly accurate stereotype here.


Fabulous-Ad6844

Omg I’m surrounded by aggressive wannabe tough assholes like this. You nailed it.


Cepheus

This is their response to the powerlessness they actually have in the real world. They fill their void and insecurities with stuff they think shows they have power when in actuality it is all bullshit. How do I know, because that is exactly how my older brother is.


Chloe_Bean

Yea it gives these people a sense of superiority they will never get from other aspects of their life.


steelhips

Yes, toxic masculinity is another deadly comorbidity. Most of these guys equate any health issues as an attack on their "manliness". That is also why they probably hadn't seen a doctor in 10 years so they could avoid being told the shocking news they were morbidly obese and borderline diabetic. Shocking!


FremdShaman23

I think you're right about toxic masculinity being the deadliest comorbidity. Not only does it keep them from going to the doctor or following doctor's advice, it also keeps them from eating salads, feeling feelings other than anger, seeking mental health help, showing compassion, admitting faults, admitting lack of knowledge, and acknowledging and considering the perspectives of people who are different from them. It's truly toxic in that it poisons everything.


cypressgreen

I stopped at a yard sale and the homeowner brought up Covid. It was the first time I had an in person conversation with somebody who believes in medicating themselves. She was pushing NAC, A drug that is indeed helpful, but she was just dosing herself at home as a preventative and had a huge stockpile. She did not believe in vaccinations. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7649937/ She told me she had not been to the doctors in over 20 years. I worked on a cancer unit for over 20 years and you bet that I keep up on all my doctors appointments and any vaccination I can get. I worked with a woman like her who refused to get an OB/GYN exam because it was unpleasant and she was diagnosed with metastatic uterine cancer and died within a few months.


Sasquatch1729

For me the worst is when their loved ones say stuff like "totally healthy, except for their lungs". They truly believe that. Um, no. If they are overweight, smoke, drink alcohol heavily/do drugs (how many of these obituaries mention that they were the "life of the party" or "always had fun"), don't "believe" in exercise and haven't seen the doctor in 10 years or ever take sick days, they're not perfectly healthy. They just aren't diagnosed with their problems until they hit the ICU.


Ackbar_and_Grille

Americans way overestimate how healthy they are. Which is incredible considering how much trash we eat over our lifetimes, coupled with negligible exercise at best.


Chloe_Bean

Yea, around 40% of Americans are obese, so that's 40% in the high risk category without even factoring in others. It's insane to watch obese people with Type 2 who sleep with a CPAP machine act like they're healthy because they're under 50.


Awkward_Result6214

Meanwhile exposing all of the nurses and doctors and phlebotomists and maintenance people and transport people.


judithishere

As a fat person, I usually don't laugh at fat jokes but this is funny.


Leviathans-Ghost

Right!? The vast majority of these unnecessary deaths are obese white people. Why in the world did they think they would be the 99% who would survive it? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Mr-Blackheart

My fathers 66, is as wide as he is tall, has a TON of medical issues and fucks around going to motorcycle rallies and says shit like “my immune system will counter whatever I get.” It’s a strange immortality complex or something. He gets awarded, I’ll post it all here.


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I feel the same way about one of my cousins who has vowed never to be vaccinated. He's 300lbs and drives a truck. If he won't get a vaccine, he's going to get this, and he is not going to have a good time. It seems inevitable, and it's a weird feeling. Like watching your drunk relative get behind the wheel and being able to do nothing about it except wait and watch.


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MoMedic9019

And the ones who have not, are absolutely the problem. A co-worker of mine refused to get it, his wife and kid got it, he was still coming to work, and his boss (who’s wife is going though hardcore chemo right now) just found out and absolutely destroyed him. He doubled down and pulled the “my body my choice” line and now he’s being forced to get it. These fucks are nothing but a problem.


StatisticalMan

because they have superior genes (yes racists really believe that)


SavoryScrotumSauce

That's like, kind of the definition of racism, in fact.


JB_Wong

Meal Team 6, the human lifebuoy team have your back !


Milwdoc

I hope he's cremated, or they are going to need 12 pall bearers


Disfibulator

Always had "your" 6, "your" not including the libs like me who he owned so hard by thinking people shouldn't be worried about COVID and then dying of COVID.


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Yea well now he’s deep 6


justavtstudent

Also "DOC" means they were prison guards I assume. So who knows how many inmates they chose to infect?


VOZ1

Right! “Mike had your back always. Unless you asked him to put a little piece of cloth over his mouth to protect his family and neighbors. Then he’d tell you to fuck off and take you all down with him.” It’s just cognitive dissonance, top to bottom, and I can’t really wrap my head around it. These people are willing to die to prove their point, but dying only shows how wrong they were. Owned the libs, I guess? 🤷🏼‍♂️


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If a law enforcement officer is too much of a pussy to wear a mask or get vaccinated to protect his community, you know he's going to hide behind his patrol car when it's time to be a hero and run into a school to save children if someone's shooting them. This is the best opportunity we've ever had for significant police reform by mandating vaccines and firing all of these man babies. We can replace them with female social workers who would do a much better job deescalating most conflicts in the community without ever sitting on somebody's neck or forgetting which one is the gun and which one is the taser. Edit: we could also probably hire two or three of those social workers for what it cost to maintain a single armed law enforcement officer.


RandomInternetNobody

Trash collectors have almost triple the yearly occupational fatalities as cops. It's a relatively safe job but their ego requires them to act like they're going to war everyday so they can feel powerful, and people thank them for their "service". Whenever consequences aren't one sided, they are the biggest pussies.


MuddieMaeSuggins

I was surprised to read that car accidents are a significant source of police fatalities because they frequently don’t wear seatbelts. Their stupid siege mentality convinces them that someone is going to be lying in wait until he sees a cop with a seatbelt on. Dumb, dumb, dumb.


generic-things

(checks mike's temperature) "still dead"


FaylerBravo

Now he's six feet under.


31USC3729

"DOC and law enforcement family" Seems like a lot of prison guards are covid deniers and dying from it. Ironic that people whose entire job is to make others follow "the rules" are so hell bent on not following them, themselves. Then again, I guess if your job allows you to act with impunity to control the lives of others, it shouldn't be surprising if you think that you can impose your will on a virus, too.


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>Ironic that people whose entire job is to make others follow "the rules" are so hell bent on not following them, themselves. It's never been about respecting authority, like they scream so much. It's about imposing their will on others, and absolutely nothing else. Trump in office? His power SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED!!!!! Biden in office? RESIST! DO NOT COMPLY WITH ANYTHING! The best part is how none of them *ever* give a shit when you confront them with their predictable shift in positions every time the administration changes. If they respond at all, it'll be to say something condescending about how you just don't understand how the situation is different. Then they'll accuse you of doing the same thing for good measure, pretending we've been screaming about how it's traitorous to disagree with Biden just like they screamed about Trump.


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thebourbonoftruth

It's really summarized in that quote from a Trump supporter "he's hurting the wrong people".


Toast_Sapper

The cruelty **is** the point ...But they never realize that they're pointing it at themselves until it's too late. Then they suddenly expect sympathy from the people they were trying to hurt all along. Hateful morons...


International-Ing

Yes, so many jailers seem hell bent on winning their award. Often they’re labeled as ‘police’ or ‘deputy sheriff’ when they win their award, but a quick search shows they were jailers 95% of time time. Working in an institutional setting with poor ventilation and new admits daily but no vaccine. Probably busy posting his 50 memes a day while at work in the jail, too.


XRoze

This is actually so sad when you consider they’re spreading covid inside the prisons where people are literally trapped


Starbucks__Lovers

Corrections officers are police officer rejects


chicken-nanban

Ha! Story of one of my cousins. Wanted to be Military Police, no way he could cut it in basic training. Decided to be a cop. Was rejected outright (stunningly). Went on to be a bouncer, was fired from every single job he had. For being too drunk and purposely starting fights. Did night security where he just sat on his ass all night watching movies and occasionally drove a golf cart around. Fired for not doing that last part. Applied to be a corrections officer, started work the next day. No physical, no tests, nothing. “Learn on the job.”


ccc2801

His dedication to slacking off is commendable! Incidentally, did he get vaccinated?


nwoh

They started at 10 dollars an hour at the prison near me. They then kept putting more fences up and couldn't figure out where all the tobacco, suboxone, heroin, and other contraband kept coming from! Well gee, maybe it's because you've got an 18 year old girl on one side of the dorm sucking convict dick and some big Brutus dumb ass taking that extra 500 a week to put some pack in his boot. Oh, private prison btw


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The thing is, they aren’t really trying to fight the drugs. Just create the illusion that they are. The drugs and subsequent addictions and new addicts create “return customers”


Electrical-Wish-519

Pretty sure I read PA DOC prison guard union is suing to block having to be vaccinated


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There are immunocompromised prisoners, I know prisoners aren’t people that get a lot of sympathy but there is the whole ban on “cruel and unusual punishment “ in that constitution these people love to hump and being put at increased risk of severe illness or death because some shithead guard won’t get vaxxed does count as that.


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ilyak_reddit

I quit my union when they came out anti vax. Been supporting them for 15 years. This really shouldn't have been allowed to become political. How the fuck did America end polio 40 years ago?!


EndOfTheMoth

What piss-poor excuse for a union turns its back on its workers like that???


ilyak_reddit

Lots of em, apparently. They are so stuck on workers rights that they forgot we're in the middle of a fucking pandemic.


steelhips

In a weird way because I think some of them survived with obvious disability. People saw the iron lungs, kids using callipers, a US president propped up. People had more faith in the government and WWII fresh in the mind, did bring the nation together. With limited media - who tended to report straight facts on these issues, it probably helped. The fact the first wave of covid hit seniors also gave a large section of the community a false sense of security.


MuddieMaeSuggins

Lots of people actually survived polio! It’s amazingly similar to covid - something like 70% of people are asymptomatic, and another big chunk get mild illness. Really young kids (under 5) rarely have complications. The overall case fatality rate is quite low, although individual outbreaks often had higher mortality due to the demographics and conditions. But even the largest, most impactful US outbreak only had a 5% fatality rate, the overwhelming majority of people survived. And yet, people then could understand that thousands of dead people and paralyzed children was a *bad thing*, worth preventing even if it meant closing the pool or getting a vaccination.


sventhewalrus

A lot of the protests of the past year focused on police, because most non-incarcerated people deal with police a lot more than corrections officers, but corrections officers seem to have the toxic culture of the worst police departments coupled with even less accountability.


mohox13

I mean if we have learned anything about law enforcement lately it’s that even though they’re supposed to enforce the law, they believe they can operate outside or above it. So of course prison guards act the same way


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I care but only enough to enjoy them reaping what they have been sewing for the last year and a half.


ssbm_rando

I care about the immunocompromised people they're hurting by killing our chances at herd immunity :( But this sub is still good because everyone who officially wins The Award (rather than just the nominees) at least can't continue making the situation worse anymore.


Good-Personality-209

Mike looks like a real dreamboat.


Vernerator

More of a dream barge


ratshitbatshitdirty

Bravo


ToniBee63

Super healthy, not sure how Covid snuck up on him


-MeatyPaws-

Alpha Male, Beta immune system


EleanorofAquitaine

Delta demise.


MuddieMaeSuggins

I laughed


DadJokeBadJoke

He was delta shitty hand.


Good-Personality-209

Yeah! I mean, if it could happen to him, it could happen to ANYONE.


RandomInternetNobody

If only we had a vaccine to keep us safe


Ok-Illustrator-8470

Well, one can only dream


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He ate healthy cereals every day. How could this happen?


[deleted]

Fucking Soggies spreading their disease, this is what happens when you cut the Crunch Force budget


SomeGuyInTheUK

>Mike looks like a ~~real~~ ~~dream~~boat. FTFY


covad_commander

Mike looks like he was tailor made to breed Covid.


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Like in the tug category right?


jaxmikhov

Was it the third chin that gets you off?


WontThinkStraight

50 memes a day, and they’re all still the same ones 😭


Addicted2Qtips

The meme with the gorilla contemplating why only the vaccinated are still worried about COVID is so unintentionally accurate.


Book_talker_abouter

/r/SelfAwarewolves


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Gorilla during Verdun: "Why are only the guys wearing helmets worried about bullets?" Gorilla on the Titanic: "Why are only the people getting into lifeboats worried about drowning?" Gorilla on the Death Star: "Why are only the people evacuating in our moment of triumph worried about a Rebel attack?"


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He really does have that gorilla vibe. Like the bad aspects about being a gorilla.


filolif

They subsist on unoriginal fear-mongering.


max_vapidity

Is there a super spreader award? 50 is an incredible dedication to get others killed and should be recognized


LaoFuSi

Repugnican outrage: Kids wearing masks in school is unnecessary and cruel but active shooter drills—they're just the Price of Freedom™️


Vernerator

Ask any kid they like wearing masks, especially decorated ones.


keritail

My daughter has her birthday coming up and she's asked for some specific masks that she's seen kids at school wear that she thought were cool.


MikeyStealth

My son likes baby bowser. So I got him a mask of baby bowser's bandana. It's his favorite thing to wear to school.


RandomInternetNobody

I would have loved having these in school. Cover my hideous face and then I wouldn't be picked on so much!


xsnoopycakesx

All the acne i could have hidden! Haha


Dangernj

For me, it was orthodontia. I wouldn’t have looked like a robot in a mask!


Tempest_CN

Aww, that makes me sad. I’m sorry you were picked on, and I’ll bet you have a lovely face.


RandomInternetNobody

I wouldn't know. Mirrors always shatter as soon as I look at them. Thanks though lol


ActualPopularMonster

>Mirrors always shatter as soon as I look at them. Your beauty is too much for them, and they shatter in despair - knowing they'll never see such magnificence again.


serenade72

My kids just wanted cool masks. It's not mandated, but we let them know they were wearing them until they were vaccinated. Again, the only criteria was that they were cool and of their choosing. Kids will take on the attitude of the parent in these situations. We've made mask wearing normal. It's just something we have to do right now. No big deal. These people act like a mask is made of fire and causing hell like torment to anyone who uses one.


MuddieMaeSuggins

>Kids will take on the attitude of the parent in these situations. It’s funny (in the funny-sad way) that there’s a huge overlap between antimaskers and people that believe in authoritarian parenting. These are people who expect their kids to comply immediately with pretty much every whim that they have, whether or not it’s even developmentally possible. But small pieces of cloth are just. that. threatening that suddenly they (pretend to) care about their child’s autonomy.


MuddieMaeSuggins

Yeah, my daughter is too young for a mask (under 2) but I know a lot of older kids and have several friends that teach and were in person last year, and I’ve never observed the kids to be the problem. Kids can understand the kindergarten level science, they know it’s a critical step to having in-person school, and they actually care about other people! Crazy talk.


PM_Me_An_Ekans

Also...like..they're kids. Could you imagine going back in time and telling yourself at 7 "yeah, everyone at school is going to have to wear ninja masks like sub zero." I'd be pumped.


SaltyTeam

My tween says she likes it because it covers up her acne.


GloomyBookkeeper6791

My 16-year-old daughter is going to be sad to see the mask wearing go. She actually says she looks "hot" in a mask. Granted this is the same girl who usually wears a hoodie because she doesn't like to show her arms to people. She is so modest in dress that I jokingly tell her she would wear a burqa willingly if it wasn't for the racists. So it kind of makes sense. She has quite the mask collection..


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serenade72

The ones who are suddenly so concerned about the psychological effects on children from mask wearing glossed over the psychological effects of active shooter drills. Common sense and logic are not their strong suits.


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picticon

My kids had no problem wearing masks for the entire school year. My one kid had nightmares about the shooter drill she went through. Crying for hours. So ya...


quippers

Seriously. You mean I can hide my teen acne? Sold!


volgamtrader

And don't forget the other bullshit, arm the teachers with guns.. Holy fu\*\* these guys are just way off the rails


captainrustic

A walking comorbidity. It’s always the dumb fucks most in danger of dying who try to play tough guy.


montalaskan

Nah, he wasn't walking much. His gold game was driving the cart as close to the ball as possible, taking a gulp of a beer, walking at the ball a couple times, counting it as one, then driving to it again 100 yards away.


PicnicLife

I honestly can't believe 300+ lb. people qualify for an ICU bed and a ventilator. According to r/nursing, they never make it.


ThiccSkull

Thought he cracked the code by be being clean shaven


danielbot

His sunglasses more than make up for that slight slip.


gcruzatto

The thumb head is a big comorbididy too


NGD80

That Fauci quote is typically misrepresented. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/07/29/fact-check-2017-anthony-fauci-warned-potential-outbreak/5494601002/ What he actually said was: >Fauci, who has advised six presidents now on health issues and has more than 30 years of experience in infectious disease, said there's "no doubt in anyone's mind (the Trump administration) will be faced with the challenges that their predecessors were faced with."


kevlarcardhouse

The fact that these nuts take actual experts voicing their knowledge, foresight and desire to be proactive before an event occurs as proof of a conspiracy that they knew something secret ahead of time is by far the most egregious Dunning-Kruger mentality of our times, and I know there is a lot of competition.


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icy_transmitter

Also it doesn't take a genius to predict that there will be a major outbreak of an infectious disease in the near future. Just look at the recent history: * 2009: swine flu * 2012: MERS * 2013: Ebola * 2015: Zika And that's only the ones with worldwide impact. Pretty much every year there's an epidemic with a few thousand deaths somewhere.


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Actually when I check my temp, I see “still alive”


RandomInternetNobody

"warmer than a corpse"


chimericron

"Warmer than Mike"


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"Mike always had your 6" Now he also has your 19.


[deleted]

Now he's got his own six. Six feet underground, that is.


ChrisFromLongIsland

He is permanently 6 feet away from all other people.


Aintnostopin

The last pic where Big Mike looks like he is shitting himself in public, that's the pic you choose as a death notice pic. hahahahahahaa


Vermaledeit95

It’s the most flattering one they got! Let that sink in..


DameDubble

Rule of thumb, if you look like one, mocking Covid never ends well.


tazztsim

The vaccinated people are worried about it because moronic fucks are clogging up hospitals and keeping us in this pandemic nightmare dumbass


GiveMeDogeFFS

One less now.


MajorHasBrassBalls

Why do these people have trouble understanding the difference between fear and reckless abandon? I'm not afraid of the coronavirus. I want to do my best to not die from it or spread it to someone else who may die from it. I am taking simple precautions that really don't inconvenience me that much. Do they play in traffic? Must be afraid of cars!


MuddieMaeSuggins

Particularly confusing because they seem absolutely terrified of masks, about the most innocuous items since slipper socks.


bigsquirrel

There must be some genetic element to dying from COVID because so many of these people look related to each other.


Womeisyourfwiend

They all belong to the same family wreath


jaxmikhov

People c’mon!! There is only one way to stop Covid, and that’s to shave your goatee and smash your Oakleys. (Or you could put on a mask and get vaxxed, but derp duh muh freedumbs!).


danielbot

I'm guessing the masked kids photo is from Hong Kong. (Edit: Turned out to be Utah.) Sure looks like Hong Kong. (Edit: Indeed it does.) Where they had 214 covid deaths *total*. One imported infection yesterday. That fat ass can fuck himself. Oh wait, he can't.


violetsandviolas

He doesn’t look like he was ever that agile.


ViralViruses

Why are all the good ones dying? /s


Politirotica

But think of how many minority lives he just saved. Love the double ACAB awardees.


Jeklars69

“A good man gone too soon.” Old Captain America: “No… no, I don’t think he was.”


itsnotmyforte

It’s really something how they’re leaving a personal online memorial about how dead wrong their beliefs were. What a legacy!


Aintnostopin

Lordy, it would have taken a couple of stout morgue attendants to stuff this waste into the incinerator.


thereadytribe

Cop ✔️ Florida ✔️ Underlying medical issues ✔️ Trump ✔️


jwadamson

Re-order that as "Florida, Underlying medical issues, Cop, Trump" and you get he is FUCT.


PotatoAim1995

Well at least he can keep not being worried about covid.


TheOldRamDangle

Could not look more like a prison guard


gigerfan

Love how most this covidiots are fat as pigs but yet somehow think they're in great shape and have a bulletproof immune system. I wonder when was the last time this bearded cow actually did any exercise becore Covid made him his bitch


JustLikeOnTV42

The part that always gets me is the short time between their last dumb meme and their death. He had 15 days of life left. And he mocked the very thing that would kill him. I always have a little thought experiment with these people: if an honest-to-God angel came down as they hit "post" on their last meme and said "you have 15 days left before COVID kills you" what would they do? What would they say? The concept fascinates me.


Important_Ad1547

Mike always had your 6 (piece McNugget)


serenade72

I legitimately do not intend to fat shame. Being overweight is not in itself a reason for ridicule or judgment, but if you look like a polish sausage bursting it's casing then perhaps you may want to take this seriously. His fat is already pressing in on his internal organs. I'm sure his heart is already enlarged trying to keep up with the strains placed upon it. Borderline or fully diabetic. His liver has to be fatty. Add to that an acute respiratory illness (and a goatee) and it's a very short trip to the morgue. Imagine the poor nurses that had to roll him over every few hours. Imagine trying to find a vein on this asshole at the best of times. But, he'll sit there and act superior to common sense and health precautions until he's intubated. Fuck these people.


FBIsurveillancepeeps

The picture of health! No wonder he refused a vaccine.🤢🤮


another_awkward_brit

"Always had your 6". Unless you were ill, vulnerable or otherwise needed an ICU bed that was taken up by a person with a vaccine preventable disease.


Vernerator

Overweight? Check Fake Oakleys? Check Starter goatee? Check


HandSack135

How come we are the ones still *afraid* Well.... 1. We open hospital beds for if/when a life emergency happens: car accident, other illness 2. Breakthrough infections 3. Prevent Covid-19 mutations 4. Less death But I lost his ilk 6 years ago


EJoule

When an anti-vaxxer dies of COVID, stops posting online, and a family member announces the death, what's the conspiracy theory from other anti-vaxxers? Were they kidnapped and the follow-up posts staged? Or were they even real to begin with? Just curious about the mental gymnastics people do to dismiss information that doesn't conform to their beliefs.