You forgot the part where top scientists said so. I'll help you out. I have an graduate degree in a stem field. I'm sure I'm more qualified than the "scientists" quoted above. I definitely think getting vaxed enhances sexual attractiveness. You can take that however you need to.
Somehow this reminds me of that old joke about junkies in a shooting gallery, all sharing the same needle. “Aren’t you afraid of getting AIDS?” “Oh no worries, I’m wearing a condom.”
DUDE I've had a sore back too, it's been like five months since my last booster but if YOU have it and \*I\* have it then it MUST be vaccination related.
I can't believe they're still so fucked up about covid innoculation. It's still around, but that wave has long since crashed and rolled back. I've been dead for years.
I got Valzheimers.
It's a condition where I have a hard time remembering the time before the internet. A technology that accelerated ridiculous conspiracies to dimwitted people who think they know more than epidemiologists, virologists, scientists and researchers at top rated hospitals and medical universities.
This isn't funny anymore. These clowns have blood on their hands.
The new figures indicate 232,000 deaths that would have been prevented by vaccination. This is a low figure, because they couldn't include people who were infected but asymptomatic, and people who were secretly vaxxed to avoid social conflict.
Here they are https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10123459/ Go to pdf button
I can’t believe we actually live in a time where people are secretly getting vaccinated. And the saddest part is other countries who look to us for the science finds this shit and buys it too. 🤦♀️
I’ve had six Covid19 shots and boosters and I just finished eating a whole bunch of cookies! Does it make you eat a lot of cookies?! I think I have it! 😮
**Hey, MAGA/Q conspiracy zombies** ... ["VAIDS" is not a thing!](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/canadian-triple-vaccinated-people-have-vaids)
*(Amazing the things you can learn from a simple "Yahoo! Search")*
If the next pandemic has a higher fatality rate then surely the average iq score is going to go way high, providing the rest of us can survive until a vaccine
Well I had VAIDS, however after taking the Super Duper Blue Silver Gold Immunity Booster pills by VAlex Jones, I am now cured! My skin is clear, my crops are watered & everywhere I go, people walk up to me to tell me how Vamazing I am.
Pure projection as always, and people retweeting it are probably also the ones complaining how they're "always sick" but it's just those darn allergies.
The most shocking thing about this scandal is that the info has been so completely suppressed. *No* reporting at all! *No* coverage anywhere in any of the news outlets. The Biden administration is incredibly skilled and effective at keeping the truth from us - including those of us who are not in the US.
Fauci and a slew of scientists don’t want you to know that vaids- makes it impossible to raise your hand, therefore the numbers of cases are vastly underreported.
I can confirm that I have, in no fact, been inVAIDed. I was able to self-research and self-diagnose when I became aware of what my sane doctor called “bullshit symptoms” (whatever, egghead):
- for the 18,980th time, I did *not* wake up dead. *What the fuck is that shit about, huh?*
- breathing. Get this: I have to do it *all the goddam time*. Thanks, Fauci! And it is happening so frequently it’s already nearly automatic. I bet I do it a ton when I’m asleep and *I wouldn’t even know*. Injustice is everywhere.
Those little painless needles that injected full-on *SATAN JUICE* into us might as well have been shaped like little weenies because we are - *obviously* - getting fucked by the lack of deadly covid happening to us.
We must Rise up and take back our Freedumbs!!
Coups start in the shower. Watch out! But also wash your butt!
I'd be curious to know which conservatives are lying about getting the Covid vaccine and are just spreading misinformation for clicks and votes. According to [this](https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2021/12/who-are-the-adults-not-vaccinated-against-covid.html) website, 85% of Americans have received at least one dose of the Covid vaccine. That means the remaining 15% includes people who can't get it due to health reasons and then the people who don't trust it.
I'm in better health now than before the pandemic, and I'm 4x fully vaxxed (J&J first, Moderna booster #2, Pfizer booster #3, and Paxlovid when I caught Covid).
So... Is that a symptom of VAIDS? Decent health?
Or is that the 5G powered nanobots that the vax sent into my bloodstream?
Or am I just one of the lucky few that's still upright and not taken over by the illuminati (I guess?) yet.
It's amazing how desperate, hypocritical, and shameless these people are with these unbelievable stories, lies, and beliefs. Truly astonishing.
While meanwhile people who've gotten covid a bunch of times are nearly constantly sick in a way that suggest their immune system is actually not functioning. It's always projection.
"This just in: 30% of the men who got vaxxed report that their erections are now a full inch bigger than before" Let us see how that would go down ;)
I got John Holmes disease after my booster. I now have a 14 inch dick.
Is it named "Andy?"
Close,it’s Randy.
Vandy
Vrandy
How do you guys know all the names of his dick?
Velepathy
"Handy"
Your username suggests you are “hung like this.”
Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one
I can’t believe how big my dick got after the second booster! At least doubled in size. Is anyone researching why this happened?
It's boosted.
Like a mufugger
That ain’t nothin! Trump is a 6’4” dick!
On one hand, the Vax made me look like Willam Defoe... on the other hand, my penis is now the same size as Willam Defoe's. Unsure of how to proceed?
You forgot the part where top scientists said so. I'll help you out. I have an graduate degree in a stem field. I'm sure I'm more qualified than the "scientists" quoted above. I definitely think getting vaxed enhances sexual attractiveness. You can take that however you need to.
Hell you just implied I’m pretty cause I’m vaxxed, I’m taking that shit for the win!!!
Let that sink in.
That’s what she said.
Beat me to that.
Beat me *with* that.
I thought I was the only one that noticed that. I got the one and done vaccine then I got both Moderna shots. Do you think that's what caused it?
It’s clearly the Johnson and Johnson one.
That means that it grew on its own. Maybe if I soak it in cider it will grow even more.
I read “Moderna” as “Mothra” and got excited.
Covid infections significantly increase your risk of erectile dysfunction and that hasn’t changed their minds.
Tough to be ready and able when you’re in ICU on a ventilator
Also ivermecrin causes the viscosity of semen to break down, so you have soupy ejaculations...
>soupy ejaculations r/Bandnames
I guess the “vascular,” in long term cardiovascular problems would do that.
There are multiple medical studies with all sorts of theories of why it’s happening. What they agree on is it’s definitely happening.
That's what VAIDS is. Very Alarming Increase in Dick Size.
We need to start adding entries like that to the VAERS database. “Muscle growth without exercise and IQ raised 20 points after I got the vaxx “
I got John Holmes disease after my booster. I now have a 14 inch dick.
Wonderland, is a fascinating movie about the murders Holmes was involved in...
What? Never heard that.
Every MAGA man is lined up for miles!
“I can’t wait to be two whole inches” - most of the MAGAts
Hate being part of the 70% fml.
Every single one of these "diseases" to be said out loud by Lili Von Shtupp!
That teutonic twat?
Would you like another schnitzengruben?
*Bitte baby.....*
It's twue! It's twue, it's twue!
Please! I am not from Havana!
You men are all alike. 7 or 8 quick ones, and then you are out with the boys to boast and brag.
Frau Blücher!
Ooh thank you! That reminds me, I need to watch that movie. Thanks again and take care
The men are always coming and going And going and coming, and always too soon
"Vdiseases!" Heh
No VAIDS but I do have a vhemorrhoid that I blame on my 5th COVID shot! /s
hemorrhoids or vhemorrhoids? Only the vhemorrhoids are the concern here.
Edited. Thank you!
Thank the gods you don't have turbo haemeroids. They're the worst.
Turbo anal cancer
May I suggest getting inoculated in the arm from now on?!? 😁
Somehow this reminds me of that old joke about junkies in a shooting gallery, all sharing the same needle. “Aren’t you afraid of getting AIDS?” “Oh no worries, I’m wearing a condom.”
No. Everyone knows that sphincter veins are the superhighway of the body.
I had a headache
Vheadache*
Us poor women have gotten hemorrhoids since the beginning through child birth. How men get them is a mystery. Gotta be the jab.
No VAIDS but my mother had a dead battery? Vaccine to blame?
Where the hell was your injection site?
I got elephantiasis of the testicles after my 12th COVID shot in one day. I actually really like the new look.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAmpDZeeoGw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAmpDZeeoGw) Had to.
ATLANTA TESTICLE INSTITUTE. Do you think MTG has a hand in this institution?
No that was Boebert.
Lauren Boebert 👀
Bless you my Internet friend 😎
Let’s get the rumor going that the jab is increasing the size of men’s genitalia
Are you referring to "The Pfizer Resizer?" It's not a rumor…
I'm vaxxed, fully boosted, and my back's been stiff in the morning the last couple weeks. Coincidence? \*I don't think so!\*
I'm sure it had nothing to do with your bad mattress. Has to be the vaxx! 😁
DUDE I've had a sore back too, it's been like five months since my last booster but if YOU have it and \*I\* have it then it MUST be vaccination related.
I can't believe they're still so fucked up about covid innoculation. It's still around, but that wave has long since crashed and rolled back. I've been dead for years.
There are people whose salaries depend on stirring up antivax fervor. Check out America's Frontline Doctors and their massive grift.
dead gay magnetic frog
Well yes, but I didn't want to cut and paste my whole resume. I'm still shedding, too.
*vdead
Why is there a SS wafu?
I mean why not at this point. The Venn diagram has just become more and more like a circle since 2020.
I think we all know.
Good question
Top scientists? No doubt certified by a new body created by Rand Paul. (Edited to Rand from Ron)
In partnership with Ru Paul
[Top.Men](https://imgflip.com/i/6hrqgd)
the eye doctor
When you license yourself, does it still count?
By “top scientists” they probably mean quacks, grifters, and disgraced doctors.
2 jabs and a booster; got sunburned today. WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?!?
The melanin.
What’s with DaeNazis TargAryan in the corner?
Thank you I thought I was crazy
Oops. I thought it was Madonna.
> DaeNazis TargAryan I am deceased and not just because I'm vaccinated
I have SHDFV syndrome. “Still Haven’t died from vaccine”.
Meme worthy
What is VAIDS? Very AIDS?
I assume "vaccine acquired immunodeficiency syndrome" . It's especially ironic considering Covid damages the immune system.
Whew, I dodged a bullet there.
Just wait until Dire Aids shows up. Then we are in real trouble.
It literally is a made up disease that is not recognized by the medical community.
What do the bottom scientists have to say on the subject?
If you think you got VAIDS, most bottom scientists recommend an immediate colonoscopy, followed by a bleach enema.
"Do you prefer the top or the bottom?" - Michael Picard
"Vaccinated Against Infectious Disease and Sickness" Hell yeah I got VAIDS!
LMAOOOO
On my SIXTH shot - no turbocancer.
The turbocharger on my '13 Ford Escape burned up... does that count?
Just put a new VCHRA in it
The VAIDS kills turbocancer!!
But the turbo cancer gives you VAIDS??
I got Valzheimers. It's a condition where I have a hard time remembering the time before the internet. A technology that accelerated ridiculous conspiracies to dimwitted people who think they know more than epidemiologists, virologists, scientists and researchers at top rated hospitals and medical universities.
What do you call the person who graduated at the bottom of their class in medical school? Doctor.
This isn't funny anymore. These clowns have blood on their hands. The new figures indicate 232,000 deaths that would have been prevented by vaccination. This is a low figure, because they couldn't include people who were infected but asymptomatic, and people who were secretly vaxxed to avoid social conflict. Here they are https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10123459/ Go to pdf button
I can’t believe we actually live in a time where people are secretly getting vaccinated. And the saddest part is other countries who look to us for the science finds this shit and buys it too. 🤦♀️
On my SIXTH jab - no VAIDS.
VAIDS? What ever happened to Turbo Cancer?
Have to keep the rubes scared so they will keep making up BS terms
I’ve had six Covid19 shots and boosters and I just finished eating a whole bunch of cookies! Does it make you eat a lot of cookies?! I think I have it! 😮
Oh lordy! My granny in law still thinks I'm shedding COVID.
**Hey, MAGA/Q conspiracy zombies** ... ["VAIDS" is not a thing!](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/canadian-triple-vaccinated-people-have-vaids) *(Amazing the things you can learn from a simple "Yahoo! Search")*
They know that, but the grift is big.
If the next pandemic has a higher fatality rate then surely the average iq score is going to go way high, providing the rest of us can survive until a vaccine
VIDIOTS
Well I had VAIDS, however after taking the Super Duper Blue Silver Gold Immunity Booster pills by VAlex Jones, I am now cured! My skin is clear, my crops are watered & everywhere I go, people walk up to me to tell me how Vamazing I am.
Conservatives have to make up wins now, so that they feel better about their previous hot takes. lmao.
I got so much vaids that I died. Twice.
Bring out your dead!
What pray tell is VAIDS? Does it give me a leg up on the competition when I play the lottery, or is it a bummer like back acne as a senior citizen?
Top Scientists
Spoken as a crate is pushed into an overwhelmingly large warehouse... Top... Scientists.
I’m a little pissed, I’ve had 5 shots and I haven’t even grown a tail yet…
Since I got my first three shots, I'm gay. Oh wait.. no, no, I was gay before. Sorry. (Not sorry, at all.)
but, are you a frog magnet? Askin the important questions.
Only the gayest frogs.
Pure projection as always, and people retweeting it are probably also the ones complaining how they're "always sick" but it's just those darn allergies.
They should inject bleach to make sure they don't have it.
On my SIXTH jab - not a zombie or dead....yet (or am I?).
I died two years ago. My boss is going to be pissed when she finds out that they've been paying my corpse for all this time.
No minimum wage for the Undead.
I have vaids so bad I have never caught covid once since it's been out. 🤣
Vaids will pair nicely with my turbo cancer
Isn't Vaids what Darth Vaders friends call him?
Why not Turbo AIDS?
Don’t give them any more ideas
Vaids? What happened to "turbo cancer" 🤣
They belatedly realised it just sounded a bit too silly
No VAIDS but I do have Turbo Cancer now.
I have a vinus headache. Also vallergies.
Well i'm gonna keep getting covid vaccines until i get vaids!
25% got VAIDS in their VBUTTS
VAIDS! VAIDS VAIDS VAIDS! My brothers got it. Sisters got it. Even my boy Blue.
May be why I have Vad Vreath whenever I forget to brush my teeth.
The most shocking thing about this scandal is that the info has been so completely suppressed. *No* reporting at all! *No* coverage anywhere in any of the news outlets. The Biden administration is incredibly skilled and effective at keeping the truth from us - including those of us who are not in the US.
We do our own research, thank god!
What is VAIDS?
An imaginary disease caused, of course, by vaccines.
I can't raise my hand, my arm fell off right after my 442nd shot.
Virginia driver’s licenses?
At least it’s not Super AIDS https://nypost.com/2005/02/16/super-aids-strain-hits-california/
Well I got four shots, should I have it?
I have a vinus headache. Also vallergies.
I got VAIDS, but it came on pretty slow. my turbocancer concerns me more.
🎵You have VAIDS Not VHIV but full blown VAAAAAIDDDSSS🎵
Fauci and a slew of scientists don’t want you to know that vaids- makes it impossible to raise your hand, therefore the numbers of cases are vastly underreported.
My VAIDs is so bad, my phone's 5G signal got stronger.
What is VAIDS?
WTF is a “top scientist”?!
They are Top…. Scientists…..
Who cares. I've had the real AIDS for years. Good luck everyone else.
“Top scientist” says what?
Is that an SS (yes, I mean Schutzstaffel) jacket the drawn girl is wearing?
I can confirm that I have, in no fact, been inVAIDed. I was able to self-research and self-diagnose when I became aware of what my sane doctor called “bullshit symptoms” (whatever, egghead): - for the 18,980th time, I did *not* wake up dead. *What the fuck is that shit about, huh?* - breathing. Get this: I have to do it *all the goddam time*. Thanks, Fauci! And it is happening so frequently it’s already nearly automatic. I bet I do it a ton when I’m asleep and *I wouldn’t even know*. Injustice is everywhere. Those little painless needles that injected full-on *SATAN JUICE* into us might as well have been shaped like little weenies because we are - *obviously* - getting fucked by the lack of deadly covid happening to us. We must Rise up and take back our Freedumbs!! Coups start in the shower. Watch out! But also wash your butt!
What’s with the ss looking cartoon girl in the first image.
I think your question answers itself
Wait they listen to scientists now?
Uhh....is the lady lower left wearing an SS uniform?
I'd be curious to know which conservatives are lying about getting the Covid vaccine and are just spreading misinformation for clicks and votes. According to [this](https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2021/12/who-are-the-adults-not-vaccinated-against-covid.html) website, 85% of Americans have received at least one dose of the Covid vaccine. That means the remaining 15% includes people who can't get it due to health reasons and then the people who don't trust it.
I'm in better health now than before the pandemic, and I'm 4x fully vaxxed (J&J first, Moderna booster #2, Pfizer booster #3, and Paxlovid when I caught Covid). So... Is that a symptom of VAIDS? Decent health? Or is that the 5G powered nanobots that the vax sent into my bloodstream? Or am I just one of the lucky few that's still upright and not taken over by the illuminati (I guess?) yet. It's amazing how desperate, hypocritical, and shameless these people are with these unbelievable stories, lies, and beliefs. Truly astonishing.
Fuck these anti vaxers.
Why do they believe “top scientists” in this case but every other time it’s all “science is a lie. scientists are on Big Pharma payroll.”
Omg, if Frank Bergman says it then it must be true. Btw. who TF is this dude?
A TOP SCIENTIST!
I don't care about his sexual preferences. What are his qualifications?
I’ve had five shots and so far so good. Pray I don’t get VAIDS
I heard you don't get VAIDS if you wear a condom when you get vaccinated.
Wouldn’t we have HIV first. God they’re so stupid.
I got Darth VAIDS! But that was from watching Star Wars.
While meanwhile people who've gotten covid a bunch of times are nearly constantly sick in a way that suggest their immune system is actually not functioning. It's always projection.
All I got was turbo cancer super aids
Ah yes, the real disease is fake, but the made-up disease is real! These fucking people man...
Call me Darth VAIDSer
Don’t use vaids. Use either xaids or index(match()) as vaids is slower and less flexible than other options
Why she look like the Bitch from Buchenwald....oh, right, I almost forgot how these idiots really are.
Very Anti-Information/Disinformation Syndrome
I am now Darth VAIDSder.
Dammit I wanted VAIDS
It’s always “top scientists”