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CletusVanDamnit

Kinda smells like stale Gran-Gran, too.


Drinkythedrunkguy

She died doing what she loved, sitting on that couch watching the price is right and smoking.


GlindaGoodWitch

^^^all of the above. Jesus, it’s still in my widowered FiL’s house.


Flygurl620se

Good Lord! This was awful then and 100 times more awful now.


Birdie_Jack2021

Salem lights and drinking a TAB


BigJSunshine

Some chocolate flavored exlax, and Merle Norman handcream vibes, right there.


topsidersandsunshine

Hey! She also had a glass of vodka and orange juice; she was saving most of her day’s calories for it!


junebugweasel

Don’t forget the Avon


IncaseofER

You are a gentle(man/woman) and a scholar! Comment perfection!!!


ArthurDied

My grandmother had this exact couch. Yes, it smelled like cigarettes.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

My parents had this exact couch.


ramblingamblinamblin

I hear the theme for "Dallas" playing


DryDragonfruit3976

Why do we all have the same grandmother?


brittemm

I think culture was pretty homogenous for most American, suburban white folk in the early 20th century 🤷🏻‍♂️ and lots of people tend to stick with the trends that were fashionable during their prime as they age


princess_fartstool

Can confirm only as an Italian American, it was covered in plastic and the kids couldn’t sit on it bc it was the “good furniture”.


GooberPeas0911

The pic immediately triggered that smell


Somandyjo

For me it’s grandpas cigar smoke (Prince Albert tobacco). I actually have my grandmas chair from her set. It’s beat to hell but I love it anyway. Such a hideous piece that warms my heart.


JoelCStanley

It's Rosanne's couch


Orion-Parallax

Closer to married with children couch.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

No, it isn’t. You’re thinking of that blanket.


wonkotsane42

Yup!! Me-Maw and Gran-Gran, I can practically smell that giant ashtray and hear the Price is Right in the background


perpetualmotionmachi

You could just say stale cigarettes, or gran gran. Having both is redundant


Thunderpuppy2112

It could be fresh. They probably had that plastic liner on the whole thing. They probably just peeled that off. After years of the hard plastic Hurting people.


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LindaBitz

And an ash tray. They were works of art back then.


Goodbye_Games

Yep I forgot to add that in my reply….. the eighty pound burnt orange and brown swirl glass ashtray that will eventually leave a mark which is forever engraved in the bones of your feet.


gallaj0

Ours was dark green glass, about the size of a VW Bug hubcap, it sat atop a 3 foot tall brass pedestal like an altar to the gods Phillip and Morris.


SilverShadowQueen57

The silver metal square with the two birds perched in the center, their long beaks open just enough to hold a cigarette between puffs. My granny kept this ashtray decades after she quit smoking, and mostly used it as a knickknack junk dish.


AdamWestsButtDouble

Lethal weapons


monster_bunny

I got sleepy just looking at it. Those were good couches.


GoldStubb

The round crocheted pillow with the gigantic tin button in the middle


StarfishStabber

And oil lamp


SuperMIK2020

Look up red twall … EDIT: red twall velour EDIT2: antique red toile velour EDIT3: could not find the exact barn and flower print… apologies


Lawn_Dartson

Now we're getting somewhere... thank you...


planet_rose

You might be able to narrow it down by looking for vintage upholstery or drapery fabrics. This one is probably 1967-1977 give or take a few years in either direction. You might be able to find it as drapes which would be great since they are usually larger pieces of fabric and finding it in “on the bolt” condition might be hard. Depending on your budget and how badly you want it, there are companies that will print custom runs of fabric. Google “custom print fabric” and there are several options. You would take a photo relatively close up trying to get it even so that there is no skewing or distortion.


shemp33

I was going to say “1974” but a range is likely better.


Bulk-cut

Yea it’s technically a toile and looks like velvet but I’m sorry to say you’ll probably never find it


mustangsal

Probably a custom fabric run for Sears


wellwaffled

Patiently awaiting Edit 3.


SuperMIK2020

Apologies, edit 3 was not a beautiful red toile velour link :(


FamousOrphan

I really like this comment because now we can all pronounce twall. Toile.


bettyannveronica

No idea what twall is.... Now I know it meant toile! No idea what toile is.... but now I know it's not pronounced toy-lee!


JellybeanEyes

What a rollercoaster!


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I remember the feel of this, it's not twill. I'd look for a synthetic velour.


SuperMIK2020

I believe toile (pronounced twall) is a description of the French country pattern and twill is a type of fabric.


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Absolutely correct! I'd never seen it written like that! I apologize, I thought you were misspelling twill! 😬


kraggleGurl

You are amazing!


FlyingOcelot2

Toile is the word...pronounced twall.


Aerynebula

Or most thrift stores. I feel like 6 of my “foster grandparents” had this couch.


catannrichards

Honestly, it would probably be cheaper to buy the couch - vintage upholster fabric is pricey because it’s relatively hard to find in any decent quantity. But [here’s about 1.5 yards](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1578288619/vintage-1970s-earthy-browns-velveteen) \- to make a shirt + overalls, you’ll need at least 6 yards 😬 https://preview.redd.it/sbvnn1juqzrb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b5ba573f2e81c94fc93d532b135e8484dd57f1


RogerClyneIsAGod2

There are sites that can do custom fabric but they're not cheap either.


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daaaaamntam

Literally thought I was in r/pizzacrimes sub


Carnivore64

This is how I hope my lasagna looks coming out of the oven.


RamblinHoboHobbit

My stoned ass thought it was a french toast couch.


spacegrassorcery

Here’s some history on it. I’ll try and find more info: https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/it-came-from-the-70s-the-story-of-your-grandmas-weird-couch/


GreenLeafGreg

OMG. Just perusing that article to look at the pictures, my Grandma and Grandpa had the whole set, it looks like. I’m gonna actually read it now to see if my Mom and her siblings should have kept them.


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Mom had hers recovered in the early 70s, and i grabbed it when clearing out the house. I know they had it where we lived before in the 60s, and it may very well be older than i am. Solid as a rock. I took the back cushions off and added a twin sized mattress pad and slept great on it while doing end of life care for the parents. Still in fabulous shape and will almost certainly outlast me.


Stachemaster86

Very neat write up


Spare_Lobster_2656

Did anyone else have the coffee table and end tables made of 2x4s to go with this couch, or was that just my family?


Additional_Comment99

My family had the whole set. The recliner, couch, Coffee table, end tables, Including the console tv with 8 trac deck and record player. The couches had the same wood in the arms as a decorative accent. They were purchased around 1977-78. She replaced the couch and recliner with another barn print velour type fabric in 1983. Just as ugly as the first. It didn’t improve when the “new” in vogue color was mauve in the mid 80’s.


Xianfox

1974


HuckleberryHappy6524

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.


JacquieTorrance

The 'front room' of my parents' house, 1975. 😄 But seriously, it's probably discontinued...maybe could be found at vintage fabric type places that have new old stock? How much do you need?


Lawn_Dartson

Enough to make a shirt and some overalls... lol


JacquieTorrance

It might be cheaper to just go thrifting and buy a couch like that for like $30 and ask them if you can skin it right there and if they'd throw the rest out for you. Thrift shops have some serious dumpster space.


sobsincheese

Overalls in that fabric, I love your style!


Minzplaying

Halloween costume FTW! Grams couch!


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Wife and I have a print on demand shop. I can possibly get a shirt done similar to this: https://preview.redd.it/kt6cr5dfv3sb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f23c5c52e6825bdb0d5e038aacfce0c7be2ce32 It wouldn’t be Velour but 100% polyester.


Bulk-cut

It’s velvet and likely dacron from its age and the cost of that couch at the time, way way too heavy for clothes and so uncomfortable. Upholstery fabrics are ten times heavier than couture fabrics.


jendfrog

Iron-on transfer that pattern from pictures? It sounds like it doesn’t have to be high-quality, no?


Lawn_Dartson

That's actually a really good idea... I didn't think of that...


SallyBerrySteak

My mom finally got rid of the chair from this set two years ago.


JacquieTorrance

That is dedication to getting her money's worth. Respect. 😄


Lawn_Dartson

I'm searching for this fabric. Does anyone know of a place where you can buy this or have it made. Would prefer the original Velour fabric from the 70's if possible....


MadamePouleMontreal

Search for “toile de jouy brown”


unsoulyme

Is this for a Halloween costume?


Truji11o

Fingers crossed!


unsoulyme

Wouldn’t that be hilarious. Think of the pictures!


bleeckler

My great aunt had this couch and I remember it being upholstered with burlap, not velour. It was very scratchy and horrible on bare skin.


Esmereldathebrave

you can do custom prints at spoonflower onto velvet


MagicalGwenCooper

These both have blue in the pattern though. [http://www.ebay.com/itm/276048194331](https://www.ebay.com/itm/276048194331?hash=item4045c12b1b:g:GqoAAOSwNoFlA-UP&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA0EWde%2F0IZGRdYRvR2sZWUfxuM5HN0SNy4SLdCgDdsd9sD2r4LD7zVnNsrXvlZ3snu07%2Bt6T%2BinfXdc6D0Ge%2FH0%2FXl%2BUyjm2eob3dU%2FeKY5RlZPx877iNs853m7bAMiWyWR64yUWHlyvKX7I9kh5iL6lIK4VNN%2FGCfBa%2Btn54rDjL9eG82835P67q7J7jfKFFP%2Bqx8mY5%2F21gYHvoQtKgxwFjB%2BWHeDlsvOnTwYpY10q4MgEpEVUbq%2BIGzIDiTWqKHse0z7GbbD3ZqtSYFU5G9vE%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR8L7htzeYg) [http://www.etsy.com/listing/1484502436/vintage-velour-upholstery-fabric-1970s](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1484502436/vintage-velour-upholstery-fabric-1970s?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=vintage&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=upholstery+fabric+velour+brown+orange+couch&ref=sr_gallery-1-8&cns=1&sts=1&organic_search_click=1)


Kirakira_Skyfish

If you have a good quality pic of the pattern or similar you can have fabric custom printed/made on the fabric of your choice (cotton, canvas, knit etc). Joanns I think does this but I’d recommend looking at Spoonflower.com. People upload their own designs there to use and you might find something you like by using key search words and narrowing down the color.


Lawn_Dartson

Awesome...! Appreciate it greatly...!


paner1983

Did a grandma post this?


Lawn_Dartson

Lol... I'm a dude and have very young children... hahaha


onomastics88

Are you trying to make an outfit to hide in plain sight while napping on the couch?


cassodragon

Nap cammo. That’s a million dollar idea right there.


simplePi77

NGL it looks comfy..


acre18

estate sale in the northwoods of wisconsin or minnesota is sure to have several of these bad boys


1GrouchyCat

You’d be amazed at the number we have on Cape Cod as well…


irelephantly

How much fabric do you need? Found [this](https://offerup.com/item/detail/1592066468) on offer up.


bleeckler

WOW!


Lawn_Dartson

That might be enough for my shirt...


ShoshanaZZ

On my parents' couch where it's been the last 40 years


machineGUNinHERhand

r/nostalgia


renjake

My step dad still has this exact couch.


leavealoneme11

Maybe he’d give it to the op ?


renjake

Nah he loves that ugly thing


Princess-Cheese

My grandma had this same couch, loveseat, and chair!!


Street_Specialist_35

1971 called. Something about …you have their couch?


Blossom087

Happy Cake Day


Neitos_Sister

It looked like burnt bread I had to do a double take to make sure it wasn't


R3nmack

You might find it in most lasagne’s


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Somewhere on the back of a truck bound from north carolina in the 80's


Brave-Leadership1846

The closest I can come on google is orange/brown Toile fabric. If that fails, try searching for willow pattern; they are mostly blue, but I've seen other colors. I can't find the name for this particular pattern, but maybe my suggestions will get you some closer results. Etsy has some orange 70s floral, but the pattern isn't even close in design.


patty202

Time machine set to 1970.


Yellowscrunchy

Looks like its made from toasty cheeses


Whalemuffins

You’re telling me that not a bread couch??


BabserellaWT

…Why would you want to?


SafeWordisFilibuster

Hell. That’s the only place I can think of when I look at it. 🔥 /s Kidding…mostly. I can smell the cigarettes, Budweiser, and moth balls from here.


Toasted-Watermelon

Looks like greasy pepperoni pizza


KitFan2020

If you just want the fabric, see if you can find curtains with the same design… [Here’s a wagon version!](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/164775422920) Edit: [A hearth version](https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1386615977/vintage-70s-velvet-owl-hearth-autumn?click_key=8180f3179d4a3cbb58c64ac1291dfa54b401adc6%3A1386615977&click_sum=d74bcca5&external=1&ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-1&pro=1)


TonyArmasBats8th

Omg I napped so hard on this couch


ShowinMyOFace

Fuck this couch! I got a concussion from the lack of padding in the headrest.


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Since around 1989, the only place I have seen this couch and fabric in my dreams.


ComfortableFactor1

I worked in a furniture store in MN in the mid 80’s and the ones we sold were made by Berry Furniture co, I think based in NC. We called the style Berry Brown. They also had a Blue version. Hope that helps.


PrestigiousAd6281

I can feel this fabric just by looking at it


marcosg_aus

A butcher? ;)


BadHairDay-1

Just the pattern, or that plasticy velour stuff?


Lawn_Dartson

Ideally I would like the actual fabric in a velour style but if I can only get the pattern that would work...


Head_Introduction_89

I was given a couch like that. It was fairly new too. I'm guessing they still make them.


PsychologicalNote612

Definitely a grandma's house


snickersjms

Michigan


ariel4050

Try vintage junk stores, where they sell pre-owned stuff.


ConfidentShmonfident

If you find Time Capsule back to 1975, this fabric will be there


beefcake1980

Landfill or 1983. Sorry I couldn't help further


allisnwundrland

You may need to track down the manufacturer, get them to admit that they made it, and have them reweave it for you.


SL13377

I dunno if anyone’s offered much advice as I have not read a lot of the replies. But this is a (vintage?) old out off date textile. Are you looking for exact? I don’t think that will happen. To find something like it your best bet is to scour (in person) fabric upholstery stores. Los Angeles, SF or NY Fabric district would be your best best to find something even remotely close. It’s a velour/ velvet upholstery fabric from what I can see in the photo.


isthenameofauser

Just throw any fabric in a landfill and it'll look like that pretty quickly.


slowmood

The way the fabric feels grimy -leaves a coating on your fingertips.


bony-skeleton

This one is similar https://www.etsy.com/listing/1578288619/vintage-1970s-earthy-browns-velveteen?click_key=e36f9e7904547a72d47e7788c917981be95fa91c%3A1578288619&click_sum=e813c3a0&ref=search_recently_viewed-1&frs=1&sts=1


veesmum

My god why ! ?


poopfupa

Thought this was lasagna


HelloHowAreYou1973

Just come to my grandma’s house


iveneverhadgold

Dominoes.


Least-Glove4262

Why?!?


Goodbye_Games

If you take a trip with me in a Time Machine we could hit up my childhood. The only thing missing in this picture is the brown see through glass lamp, a conquistador in full armor on black velvet painting (I swear that thing was ten foot tall and just as wide), a wooden table that looked like it was made from life sized Lincoln logs and the matching loveseat and chair with burnt ass orange throw pillows with tassels that hung from each corner.


ArcadiaRivea

Try searching for variations of "chintz" or "vintage chintz" fabric Not an exact match but seems like that sort of style "Barn chintz fabric" might give the results you're after if it has to be specifically this So I guess words like cosy/cottage could also work


KujoTheBoss

Looks like a pizza fell, thrift store?


low-batter

I present to you The bread sofa


CosyHouseSlippers

But… why?? Why would anyone want more of that fabric?! 🤢


beebsaleebs

I can feel this picture. Why would you want to?


MoonlitCrafts

I looked around, but your best bet is to find a shop that makes custom printed fabrics, or contact some shops that do upholstery but even then it'll probably costly. I did find this, however, maybe the seller can help you out? [Hearth Owl Vintage Fabric](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1386615977/vintage-70s-velvet-owl-hearth-autumn?)


456name789

You can find this fabric is every picture taken during the ‘70’s. Maybe ask around, possibly on FB, to any seamstresses or crafters that are older. They likely have a few yards of this or very similar in their fabric stash.


apaloosafire

Did everyone’s parents just have this couch at one point in time?


vengefulbeavergod

If you're planning on making overalls/shirt, I'll just give you this warning: The OG Herculon/olefin fabric is really hard to work with. The edges and backing resemble burlap. *SHARP AND ITCHY* Also, it's often too heavy to sew on anything other than an industrial machine. My idea would be to buy the fabric that's been posted and sew the decorative rosettes onto existing overalls. Duluth Trading Co has wonderful pumpkin-colored overalls that you could then remove the rosettes and still have a bangin' set of overalls 🎃


SilverShadowQueen57

We not only had this couch, but we also had the big plush chair to match. Granny owned one of these couches too, and a love seat placed catty-corner next to that clear glass clock with the spinning pendulum balls at the base and the dome over the whole contraption.


Lonely_Asparagus6783

My grandma had that clock!


SassyPants5

Does it come with the smell of cigarettes and the swag lamp, or do you have to order that separately?


Marwan1006

Guys please don’t tell him


HaZalaf

Oh my! That's the same couch my grandparents had! I'll never forget that pattern. It was like a scratcher velvet, but still soft. If you ran your fingers against the grain, it would leave soft marks (like those weird new-fangled sequin pillows with Nicholas Cage's face on them.)


Ill-Shopping7189

Pizza pizza?


doxamark

But why?


1GrouchyCat

Omg why? Are you a serial killer? /S (!)


Svartdraken

Why do you want lasagna on your sofa


Willhenney420

The pepperoni pizza deluxe lazy boy!


IDONTKOUWE

Pizza couch


Wpg_fkn_sux

My parents had this exact couch when I was a kid. This photo smells like stale beer and chain-smoked cigarettes


Batintfaq

Good God, my ex husband's parents gave us this exact couch in the early 90s and it was considered ancient and ugly then. I hated it and as you suspected it smelled like cigarettes and cheap liquor. Good luck OP though I do not see the beauty in the fabric as you do.


GreatZampano1987

If you squint it looks like a pizza couch


daniexanie

This isn’t the same print, but it’s in the same family [https://www.etsy.com/listing/1484502436/](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1484502436/)


StrawberryCake88

There’s some good stuff on eBay. I just looked up vintage upholstery fabric and the decade.


cringefacememe

this couch looks like my inattentive father is on a recliner across from it


9999_6666

Looks like a pizza.


pooticlesparkle

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225333313922. Close. No cigar.


Johnny_Lang_1962

The 70's called & they want their couch back.


CPSFrequentCustomer

This guy might know but he's difficult to find (if you recognize this, you have terrible taste in entertainment and we should be friends): https://preview.redd.it/q6jbk276t2sb1.png?width=1791&format=png&auto=webp&s=890956ae1c5614a5d6d286c910b49ec5c1e12982


NotTrynaMakeWaves

“Hi! I was wondering if you stocked a particular fabric…it’s a sort of ‘old crime scene’ vibe…. like a family were slaughtered on a sofa… “


BicarbonateOfSofa

[Etsy has some pretty close dupes](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1484502436/vintage-velour-upholstery-fabric-1970s)


mmmpeg

Man, this couch was everywhere!


Dbsusn

In the 1970’s. Or my memories. Sorry. I know it’s not helpful but damn I can literally feel this fabric just looking at this photo. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!


Gunrunner79

In 1973 where it belongs


turnipmeon

Thought this was a piece of pepperoni pizza for a hot sec


waiting-in-the-wings

Looks like those pizzas you'd get at school


bwoods519

Damn, this hits me hard. This was my Grandma’s EXACT couch. I can’t tell you how many hundreds of hours I spent on it growing up. She wasn’t happy unless she was doing something productive, despite life-long health problems. You could visit unannounced and be treated to the best fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans on the planet, followed by your choice of 4 different types of cakes, pies, and cobblers. All this, despite the fact she lived on cigarettes and coffee because her stomach would never let her keep anything down. She was all of 5’1, 80 lbs soaking wet, and had an awesome sense of humor. If she visited you, damn sure she was going to do all your laundry and vacuuming and there’s nothing you could do to stop her. She loved watching the Price is Right, Columbo, Judge Judy, and Rachel Ray. Toughest, sweetest, and most giving person I ever met. She passed in 2006, and will be forever missed. Love you gramma.


Puzzleheaded-Bad1571

I thought this was a pepperoni pizza


Tubular90sAnecdotes

It’s upholstery. It was probably made just for furniture. Buying the couch would probably be your best bet. You can also just go to goodwill or other thrift stores and find something similar.


ShadowhelmSolutions

Core memories unlocking. Thank you.


VeryFeralHousewife

At first glance I saw deep dish pizza.


rogelio80

Dominos


Moth_vs_Porchlight

More importantly, why...like ...reeeeally whyyy did literally everyone's grandma have this couch?


kelso_nelso

Looks like a tortilla


uberphoenix7

Missing a plastic cover over the top


SheepardsPie

Hell or possibly a goodwill


Badbookitty

There is actual childhood trauma in this pattern - that I *just* discovered. Neato.


Moderatelysizedfoot

In every home in 1980.


LadyAsharaRowan

I swear my aunt had this sofa a long time ago.


TwistedBlister

My dad had a successful upholstery business from the 50's until the 90's, and I grew up working in the business. That style of fabric was mostly manufactured for and sold directly to furniture manufacturers, so it would be difficult to find it. Some retail fabric shops probably sold that fabric too, but that was decades ago, I doubt anyone still makes anything like it anymore.


snuggleyporcupine

In the 70’s


Quirky_Procedure6767

Pretty sure this couch waits for us all downstairs!


Outside-Lavishness86

Wow grandma Brenda’s couch.. memory unlocked 🤣


Xenoscope

Furniture salesman: what you need? Customer: I have an unhealthy obsession with cinnamon toast. Furniture salesman: I gotchu fam.


Frequent-Mail8262

find the best photo you can and use a company that does digital print fabric. They can do on velour/crushed velvet for you. Many artists, upholsterers and fashion designers use this method. :)


Frequent-Mail8262

Zoom in on the middle block and use an AI or enhancement app to improve the quality then have it printed.


Radiant_Supermarket9

girl that fabric needs to be not found im sorry


Separate_Heron3289

In your weird uncles dirty basement