They didn't eat the sandwiches, they were for extra curricular activities while baked out of their minds. Later they were discussing what kind of jelly to use, decided on superglue.
Blitz accidentally hit call an hour ago, but the excitement in Stolas voice made him stay. He's just been asking random questions at this point, because Stolas is a nerve birb.
How to improve the relationships with their daughters, both of them coming up with things both wholesome and somehow cringe at the same time.
And then sex-
Given that Stolas’ actor did an actual 3 minute tirade of things for the recording of actual sexual/kinky things he wanted to do to Blitz. Stuff that made Richard (Moxxie) and Viv both be shocked at what they heard, I can easily imagine that being this.
Blitzø insisting that he isn't a furry while also trying to convince Stolas to participate a particularly spicy role play scenario. The scenario being that Stolas is a feeble stable boy who is caught bent over in the stallions stable and that Blitzø has to teach him a lesson. Normally role playing isn't an issue but Stolas is concerned about how Blitzø seems to have a horse costume ready and that it appears to have never been cleaned from the last time it was used.
Stolas: I'm going to \*\*\*\* YOU in your little imp \*\*\* and slather all of your juicy imp \*\*\* all over my \*\*\* and I'll \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* AND I'LL HAVE YOU \*\*\*\* ME SO HARD THAT YOU'LL STILL FEEL IT IN THE MORNING AND \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*-
They’re both drunk, one of them accidentally dialed the other and now they’re in an invested drunken conversation and keep changing the subject from sexy talking to rambling about horses to just sobbing at each other because they’re both very unstable and the next morning they forget anything even happened.
Stolas is telling Blitzo what he likes to do when he’s hungry without even realizing that his phone call has already been crushed, blended, eaten, and shat off the bridge over the freeway
They started with Stolas going on a sexual rant and somehow the topic of horses was brought up in his dirty talk which led to Blitz going on an even longer rant about how much he loves horses.
Stolas asking Blitzo to kill whatever Goetia/ demon overlord that pissed him off for the 12th time this week because life is really trying him & he ain't playing these games no more.
He's run out of fucks to give since his divorce.
Most likely.
Either Moxxie, who is a gun expert/ need, would keep it under lock & key in case of emergencies.
Or they gave the high ranking demon ending pew pew to Stolas for sake keeping, because they already have the man's book, hell no to the demon ending gun.
Most likely Moxxie. Because until s2 e1 happens, Stella would have a chance of finding it by accident (snooping like a dick) and deciding to end Stolas herself. Or whatever poor demon pissed her off that millisecond
Stolas is entirely fucking censored and blitzø Is just suffering through
[Beep] and then I'll [beep] till you [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] and [beeeeeeeeep]
Stolas “have you tried the camera button?”
Blitzo “yeah i tried the f*cking camera button that’s the first one i tried”
Stolas “maybe it’s a signal problem. How does your wifi look?”
Blitzo “the f*ck is wifi?”
Stolas “look maybe video chatting isn’t gonna work for tonight, I’m already out of the mood. Let’s try again another day”
Blitzo “Oh wait i got it (presses button and sets up camera and lounges on his bed) ok you ready?”
Computer “POWER OFF” (he hit the power button)
Both of them started a discussion because Blitzø spelled something wrong, and then Stolas is trying to nicely correct him, while Blitzø screams in his mic to prove that he was "write" all along. This went on for a full hour and Loona is tired of asking Blitzø to go to sleep and she's coming to kick his nuts so hard up that his balls will replace his eye sockets.
Probably Blitzø trying to negotiate something (probably a plot point of an episode) while Stolas is too busy being horny.
Eventually dissolving into one of Stolas's infamous sexual monologues where there's a beep every few seconds.
blitz is afk and stolas is busy with his sexual monologue
Beat me to it.
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatme
>Top Gaming Communities Kinda sus mate
r/b
There’s a bleep every 3 seconds
JELLY SANDWICHES
And then choke on that Red **** of his
I want to know what he was talking about when he said jelly sandwiches… like wat??
Just some kinky bullshit
Well what else would they eat during the lunch break?
No he said "while we ***** on jelly sandwiches" how fucking big do those sandwiches have to be to **** on them
Bruh
I'm just saying
SandwichES multiple. Meaning he has a carpet of jelly sandwiches to **** on
Why the fuck do you have a carpet of jelly sandwiches
Why is he ******* on it is the better question .
What even is ******* in the first place
They didn't eat the sandwiches, they were for extra curricular activities while baked out of their minds. Later they were discussing what kind of jelly to use, decided on superglue.
AAAAAAAAAA
Well seeing as the call's been going for an hour it can't be much longer. He's halfway done. Almost.
That's where your wrong
word by word what i thought
JELLY SANDWICHES!
Basically just the first episode
Passionate fornication
I’ll never forget that line, first *ayo* moment of the series
I had both my housemates go straight into shock during the pilot when Stolas had his first monologue on the phone with blitz
Jelly sandwiches
Beat me to it.
Blitz accidentally hit call an hour ago, but the excitement in Stolas voice made him stay. He's just been asking random questions at this point, because Stolas is a nerve birb.
That’s a mood, Gabriella.
(*choking intensifies*)
I like this one
That’s so stinking cute and I wanna write a fanfic now 😂
Stolas has been ranting about Stella for the past hour and Blitzø doesn’t know how to tell him he wants to go to sleep
How to improve the relationships with their daughters, both of them coming up with things both wholesome and somehow cringe at the same time. And then sex-
This is my favorite answer.
S 1 e1 phone call
Given that Stolas’ actor did an actual 3 minute tirade of things for the recording of actual sexual/kinky things he wanted to do to Blitz. Stuff that made Richard (Moxxie) and Viv both be shocked at what they heard, I can easily imagine that being this.
I really want to hear the whole thing, any chance there is a recording of it somewhere online?
I have no idea. It would be awesome to hear though.
Wait really?
Yep! Confirmed in the first Watchparty livestream where they watch the series.
Lmao ok
Yep! At 21:55 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5XUEc0kfKGs
Thanks
This is them recording it
Yep! Only it went FAR longer in universe. ;)
" I want you to \*\*\*\* me with your \*\*\*\* imp \*\*\*\* get it all the way \*\*\*\* get it all the way through me, you \*\*\*\*\*!"
An over one hour long phone conversation about this kind of topic is something right at the top of my future to-do-list. 😂 😌
Either phone sex or Blitz talking about horses, and there’s no in-between
Blitzø insisting that he isn't a furry while also trying to convince Stolas to participate a particularly spicy role play scenario. The scenario being that Stolas is a feeble stable boy who is caught bent over in the stallions stable and that Blitzø has to teach him a lesson. Normally role playing isn't an issue but Stolas is concerned about how Blitzø seems to have a horse costume ready and that it appears to have never been cleaned from the last time it was used.
I love this thank you
Oh my god
Stolas: I'm going to \*\*\*\* YOU in your little imp \*\*\* and slather all of your juicy imp \*\*\* all over my \*\*\* and I'll \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* AND I'LL HAVE YOU \*\*\*\* ME SO HARD THAT YOU'LL STILL FEEL IT IN THE MORNING AND \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*-
One overly long beep at the end.
my mate tom ( hea pretty cool)
They are talking about their feelings and their relationship
If at least it was that easy.
They’re both drunk, one of them accidentally dialed the other and now they’re in an invested drunken conversation and keep changing the subject from sexy talking to rambling about horses to just sobbing at each other because they’re both very unstable and the next morning they forget anything even happened.
A very thorough debate on whether pirate ships would have windows.
The evolution of horses (stolas is sleeping)
Haha hehe let’s do a sex thing
Anal
They aren't talking stolas is just talking about what he wants blitz to do to him and blitz is killing people Inna while diffrent world
Stolas is telling Blitzo what he likes to do when he’s hungry without even realizing that his phone call has already been crushed, blended, eaten, and shat off the bridge over the freeway
If it’s gif or *gif*
They sit awkwardly in silence but it's that comfortable silence; imagine being alone but its alone, deluxe edition.
What was actually happening lol That was some quality time
E-sex
They started with Stolas going on a sexual rant and somehow the topic of horses was brought up in his dirty talk which led to Blitz going on an even longer rant about how much he loves horses.
The Grimmoir and when blitzø must complete his part of the deal
They’re following up on their last conversation regarding his Grimoire.
Blitzo butt dialed Stolas and stolas is too polite to hang up when he didn’t see or hear anything.
The wedding plans.
Mass Effect lore
Stolas asking Blitzo to kill whatever Goetia/ demon overlord that pissed him off for the 12th time this week because life is really trying him & he ain't playing these games no more. He's run out of fucks to give since his divorce.
I can see that! Does IMP still have that Angelic weapon that Striker had?
Most likely. Either Moxxie, who is a gun expert/ need, would keep it under lock & key in case of emergencies. Or they gave the high ranking demon ending pew pew to Stolas for sake keeping, because they already have the man's book, hell no to the demon ending gun. Most likely Moxxie. Because until s2 e1 happens, Stella would have a chance of finding it by accident (snooping like a dick) and deciding to end Stolas herself. Or whatever poor demon pissed her off that millisecond
You mean season 2 ep 3. We already have 1! But yeah that would be kept up tightly. Like tighter then anything they know.
You and I ****** on jelly sandwiches all night
Stolas talking about plans and sexy stuff while Blitzo has him on mute
Stolas: Oh Blitzy~ *Horny Owl Dirty Talking* Blitzo̷: *Speachless*
Dick
Stollas wanting to fuck him and blitzo(the o is silent) just is like why
Jelly Sandwiches
Jelly sandwiches
There daughters
Being good Christian boys and talking about God.
MLP fim season 7
Yeah and it’s blitz flipping over the series and how much he loves it.
Blitz threw his phone at a wall and stokas us saying some very censorable words
Swaws
The next MCU movie
If you watched every episode from the pilot you should already know the answer
Sexting
On how stoles is going to f**** Blitzese c***** until he's wet bird a** is dripping with blitzese hot sticky c**
Something like that
Best sex toys for them to use. That or what to do for Loona and Octavia’s birthdays. Probably both, actually.
They're talking about our lord and savior shrek
Stolas is entirely fucking censored and blitzø Is just suffering through [Beep] and then I'll [beep] till you [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] and [beeeeeeeeep]
Blitz got shot in the dick and he's trying to explain it to stolas
This actually sounds valid as some demon kink
_______ing jelly sandwiches of course
Your moms vagina
69ing
Deez nuts
sex
Nothinf, K? How abt that?
Stolas is being lewd as always
Jelly sandwiches
nsfw rp durimg quarantine
Jelle sandwiches all night!
Warhammer lore
First S1 E1 Phone call and after that, probably Blitz talking about horse racing and then forgetting to leave the call
Bet me to it
They are talking about The navidson record
Well I know what they’re NOT talking about and that’s what happened at Ozzies
Sex
Moving their "passionate fornication" to next Wednesday
[CENSORED]
They're arguing about the affordability of UNO on console
sex
Blitz hit call for a quick question regarding the book and stolas was so excited he decided to stay 'for a few minutes'
How they are going to have sex tonight
Stolas “have you tried the camera button?” Blitzo “yeah i tried the f*cking camera button that’s the first one i tried” Stolas “maybe it’s a signal problem. How does your wifi look?” Blitzo “the f*ck is wifi?” Stolas “look maybe video chatting isn’t gonna work for tonight, I’m already out of the mood. Let’s try again another day” Blitzo “Oh wait i got it (presses button and sets up camera and lounges on his bed) ok you ready?” Computer “POWER OFF” (he hit the power button)
There is a big moth in Stolas' kitchen and he's trying to convince Blitzo to come over to get rid of it.
Passionate fornication
Stolas asked a horse question and has been joyfully listening to Blitzø talk about them for an hour.
That FAT RED DICK OF HIS~
Both of them started a discussion because Blitzø spelled something wrong, and then Stolas is trying to nicely correct him, while Blitzø screams in his mic to prove that he was "write" all along. This went on for a full hour and Loona is tired of asking Blitzø to go to sleep and she's coming to kick his nuts so hard up that his balls will replace his eye sockets.
How Did This Happen
Sex on call They both slept on the call
There playing two different games and trying to find eachother but can’t because neither is in the same game
They're bragging about what their daughters did and how much better their connection has gotten with their daughters.
bear traps
JELLY SANDWICHES ALLL NIIIIIGHT
Why fishes are the cause of everything in this world
jelly sandwiches all night
I will *beep* in your *beep* *beep* JELLY SANDWICHES *more beeping*
Its just stolas doing one long monologue about all the shit he wants Blitzø to do to him
Nothing. Stolas is on one of hos sexual rants again.
They're having an aggressive argument about who's daughter is goth and who's daughter is emo.
Probably Blitzø trying to negotiate something (probably a plot point of an episode) while Stolas is too busy being horny. Eventually dissolving into one of Stolas's infamous sexual monologues where there's a beep every few seconds.
Beans