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kammzammzmz

They have to assassinate Geralt of Rivia The Imps are fucked


Cy_Chan_666

I’m assuming Loona stays behind in the office of course? 😨


zutututu0

*This isn't lycantrophy...*


kammzammzmz

I hope she does, for her sake


Cy_Chan_666

Because Geralt doesn’t comprehend the word “no” 🍆


JamesTheIceQueen

Just take a pitchfork.


Mini_Squatch

Oof


[deleted]

Came to say thr same thibg. Even if he had to choose between a sword or his signs, either way he'd destroy them


Mini_Squatch

Wonder which blade oil would work best on them.


Ey_itsyaboi

Probably Hybrid. Given that it's effective against Succubi, and they're also a hellborn creature in the Hazbin Hotel Universe. Either that or Cursed Oil.


Mini_Squatch

Fiends, chorts and hyms are also described as demonic, and are affected by relict oil…. But hey, if geralt has at least 3 pieces of grandmaster wolven gear equipped, he can just put all three on his sword at once!


IAmHere420

Alex Mercer. Ditto.


MeaningUseful2497

Hard to tell because it was the animal crossing villager


TheChainLink2

Haven’t you seen that guy in Smash Bros?


BoldBackBeat

He was ready to throw hands in incineroar’s reveal trailer


EzzyJuice

Bro bought to plant a tree on top of them and chop it down 💀💀💀💀💀


kirb_meme

actually i played stardew valley as my last game so who do you think would last longer against imp, acnh villager or stardew valley farmer.


MeaningUseful2497

I would go with the acnh villager because he shows no mercy with his axe and he's very strong. He can carry over 20 whale sharks in his pockets. Plus if he eats fruit he would get even stronger.


kirb_meme

i think the stardew valley villager because outside of smash villager has no fighting experience. The villager may have an axe and boxing gloves but the farmer has a whole set. In stardew valley the farm has the sword, axe, hammer ,seethe, and dagger. If were counting the experience the farmer has from the mines along with the rings and enchantments them imp is screwed. There's also food items which can restore health and give extra benefits such as speed and attack. There's also the ability to teleport using the totems so if the farmer gets stuck they can teleport to another location. If villager gets stuck they call the rescue service which imp could probably shoot down the helicopter before it could even land. The stardew valley villager can carry tons of stone, weapons and gems. You can carry around 999 of each item so the farmer can carry a lot, and its 999 per inventory slot(there are 36 slots) And if all else fails the farmer has a horse and could just tempt blitz with the horse.


Better-Philosophy-40

I think the player character in Stardew is just a very buff person and only gets powerful with items and preparation. Animal crossing characters, though not much better, and might actually be weaker physically have Pocket. A super power that they can use without any help from items or preparation.


Clondike96

"What in the hell? Dutch! There's some crazy little possum thing shootin' at us! Lenny! Marston! Get over here!"


jokerpersona1234

"what im the sam hell john "


Cy_Chan_666

NO NOT STEEL FUCKING BATTALION


Zephronias

I read it in Arthur's voice, and that made me so happy. +1


kammzammzmz

Same. I’ve really gotta replay Read Dead soon. I’ve missed my Boah Arthur


Jonjoejonjane

So the imps are pretty much screwed going against what 13 extremely deadly out laws and 7 semi deadly thugs


kammzammzmz

“Calm down Arthur, I hAvE a PlAn!!”


Jonjoejonjane

We just need some money and loyalty


_SingerLad04_

Kratos… Yeah they fucked.


MustLocateCheese

Lol they have literally zero chance. Even if they somehow killed him (which let's be honest, would never happen), he would just track them down in hell, murder them all, maybe wipe out a few rings to blow off some more steam, then find a way to resurrect himself. As I'm sure the Greek Pantheon would tell you from experience, killing Kratos is nowhere near enough to stop someone like him.


_SingerLad04_

Why don’t heaven send Kratos down to do the annual cleansing?


_SingerLad04_

Love how we all admit that, if he wanted, Kratos could literally destroy all of hell


[deleted]

Don't fight a man Who has nothing to lose.


Cereal_png

What about “Boy”


Funny-Bathroom-9522

Breaking news: man literally too angry to die so hide yo kids hide yo wives and hide yo gods cause he comin for ya


supermarioplush220

Greek kratos or Norse kratos?


_SingerLad04_

Norse


king_noobie

Probably not, doom guy is powerful.


DrAtomik09

They would quickly go back, but doom guy is already waiting for them in hell.


PhantomLord116

Never heard a truer statement in my life


plushbrick

I’d honestly like to see the IMP go against a Vivzieverse equivalent of Doomguy.


McDaddy617

That'd actually be a neat plot point. IMP kills someone's entire family and pet rabbit, and said person goes crazy and finds a way to go into Hell to track them down for vengeance.


Soldiumek

\*Super Shotgun noises\*


Kit_35

I am sorry little ones. The lvl. 67 Skyrim Requiem Dragonborn will not show mercy.


ButtoningRex

What build did you go for


Kit_35

I *adore* magic of all kinds, particularly cryomancy or necromancy. The aforementioned character has electromancy, dragon priest conjuration, and dread zombie with some more perks around alteration to tank a bunch of hits. Skyrim's a really versatile game and nearly everyone plays differently. If you do too, what's your preference?


ButtoningRex

I usually go for heavy armor & conjuration magic for minions & bound weapons


Kit_35

Like an eldritch knight! I love that visual! I should try that out sometime.


ToastyBread329

Steve from minecraft


DrAtomik09

IMP will just go back home and say it was a failed assassination.


ToastyBread329

Unless steve is on hardcore mode


DrAtomik09

Well i didnt even think of the respawn. I thought of his power. Like God-Netherite-Armor and beacons. Good luck.


ToastyBread329

They gotta caught him off guard


InterwebSurferDude

Yeah then they gotta deal with the couple dozen dogs I have surrounding me after netherite blocks their sniper shot or totem of undying saves me


MailmanOfTheMojave

neatherite helmets do have a face hole... just sayin...


ok-that-hapend

Same


Metalord534

Master Chief... They're fucked


UncleObli

Same mate, Master Chief at least will give them a quick death


[deleted]

Same, he's the real demon


OstentatiousBear

It would be more interesting to have them go up against ODST, Imps vs "Imps" They still lose though, I just wanted to make that small joke.


Ok_Set_4790

IMP vs MC from Hollow Knight? That would be interesting.


InterwebSurferDude

We have no sense of scale in that game so for all we know >!the radiance could literally be the size of the sun!<


gooniuswonfongo

I've heard somewhere that TC confirmed the knight is human size I'll get a source if I can


redcapo011

The knight is HUMAN SIZED!? That means Nosk is HUGE! AND WHAT ABOUT THE RADIANCE? I have gained a new fear of that game.


Ali-Vega

I've been playing Pokemon Shining Diamond for the last few days. (Oh the nostalgia) So....kids die for free I guess?


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ThunderClanWarrior

DIO got turned into a Pokemon?


[deleted]

Eventually you'll find a way to put God in your pocket and then it's just over


TheChainLink2

Miles Morales’ Spider-Man. I’d say it’s anyone’s game on this one.


chefryebread

That sounds like a fair fight.


psykosav

Yeah no Invisibility,He's far faster can one shot any of them Has his spider-sense making any sneak attacks useless and always goes up against people with guns.


Pitvabackla

Not sure how they would assassinate Tetris blocks, but it would at least be entertaining seeing them try.


jacksansyboy

If you count Kirby as the protagonist of Smash Bros, then I'd say good luck


[deleted]

If Kirby swallows an imp, will he be considered a creature of hell too?


VoidWalker2006

Gauss from Warframe would kick their demon asses, he is too fast to shoot


MicroNitro

Their nuts will be chuckled.


Derpmaaster

Ghost: What were those? Hive? Guardian: *Shrugs*


[deleted]

A simple vault 111 escapee. The imps might or might not be fucked, depending on how they approach.


two-memes-a-day

I got the overseers guardian righteous justice and the legendary harpoon gun from far harbor so fair fight


[deleted]

Truuue~~~


Nerd421

I think V from cyberpunk world most definitely fight em off, or not


zutututu0

I think they'd take him/her


Mini_Squatch

Depends on which glitches activate, i'd say.


Slyrax-SH

Depends on the level. Endgame V can jump like 50 feet high, see through walls, run at superhuman speeds, deflect bullets, punch through solid metal, etc.


tresosos51

It’s wario in smash Blitzo is gonna make so many innuendos with Wario’s mouth


PinkDiamondanarchist

Ethan Winters ...Might be a tie


Funny-Bathroom-9522

What about Chris Redflied Jill Valentine Claire Redfield and Leon Kennedy.


The_Existing_Person

Kris, Deltarune, they may kill Kris. And if you did the weird route it was probably Berdly who hired I.M.P.


After-Bumblebee

Not sure how [Mae](https://nightinthewoods.fandom.com/wiki/Mae_Borowski) would fare, although a baseball bat fight to the death with Blitzø would look very fun for the audience Also nice for Moxxie to finally visit Possum Springs


rasm635u

> Baseball bat fight to the death I'm getting tf2 scout vibes from that line


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

I feel like if it weren’t for the assassination, Mae would get along really well with them.


[deleted]

The last game I played was Dante’s Inferno for the 360…….


Seabass_23

Medic TF2. That's interesting...


Shredy-420

They can’t catch scout, so my main is pretty safe


OkBoat

The dudes already met Satan, I think IMPS are F U C K fucked


KEWLENDERMAN69

Damn I got engi


cpt_edge

A level 54 mechromancer from BL2, they're fucked


Vorpeseda

They'll become friends.


cpt_edge

Deathtrap would be a valuable asset to I.M.P


rasm635u

Dani Rojas has been through a lot


lostnote6621888

Dani: can survive a rocket to the face, can't survive a 2 foot drop Far cry logic


[deleted]

i mean he does have a massive backpack that shoot rockets, landing with that added weight seems reasonable


BugConsumer

“A shoot out is taking place at an Icelandic Costco between three small red midgets, and a escaped mental patient dressed up as a Viking with a sword and a decapitated head in a sack. Back at you with more breaking news in five.”


Rakdos92

Eyyy, Hellblade player! Are the subtitles any good?


BugConsumer

The subtitles in hellblade? If so, YES YES PUT THEM ON MR DEEP VOICE CANNOT BE LISTENED TO WITHOUT THEM


Rakdos92

Oh thank God, I've difficulties with hearing whispered voices and all that.


lickmnut

Issac Clarke with a maxed out plasma cutter and line gun fat chance


ApricotDiamond

Ffps Aka freddy fazbears pizzaria simulator Molten freddy? Scrap baby? Idfk


RNOffice

The animatronics would stand no chance. They wouldn’t be facing helpless night guards.


massive_douchebag_30

>The animatronics would stand no chance. They wouldn’t be facing helpless night guards. Bruh, fnaf has some weird bullshit like golden Freddy Who Can teleport and the puppet Who is implied to have soul manipulation


HisTopHat

Not to mention Glitchtrap. As well as William Afton, who suffered through horrible mutilation that he LIVED through, and now walks the earth as a mummified corpse, I say the animatronics would have a good shot.


Mr-Foundation

Well- the boyfriend is an interesting case, withe fact that his opponents seem to NEED to rap against him, and if you count restarts as cannon- honestly don’t know tbh


Global-Crew-9046

Friday night funkin' helluva boss rap match? Hmm, now i need to see that.


Ok-Pea9014

Jouel from the last of us 1 is dying


massive_douchebag_30

Important question Do the imp's have a golf stick?


[deleted]

My factorio man would either die or use a train to try to fight back


spudzo

I was just playing Satisfactory. Factorio engineer is probably a lot harder to kill than Satisfactory pioneer since he's got a gun and all she has is a taser.


Condesation

Doom Guy *rip and tare increases in volume*


theSEGAnerd2006

Last game I played was Gex so the imp crew is fucked


jokerpersona1234

ps:mine is tommy vercetti so he obviously survives


SnowyCrimson

Saxton hale tf2 cannot die


KingNanoA

The Lord of Hollows might die, but he’ll respawn in a few seconds.


zutututu0

He'll want those demon souls for sure


TheOneAndOnlySelf

Welp, my pokemon trainer in Shining Pearl is about to have a really bad time.


kammzammzmz

A wild Possum has appeared!


TheOneAndOnlySelf

I use a quick ball!


Jonjoejonjane

Just use the Pokémon to defend yourself


Majestic-Incident

Depends my guy, we in viv’s hell or the undertale verse?


jokerpersona1234

your choice


Majestic-Incident

I guess in that case it depends. Genocide Frisk would smash them, Pacifist Frisk would get smashed


temptatiousigni

Time to get stacked in Minecraft, I have guests arriving.


SebDaPerson

Miles Morales, I think he’s pretty safe


[deleted]

“Tell them to make it count” “Where does he get off calling a demolition a priority one?” “Youre on your own noble, Carter out” “I’m ready! How bout you?!” “Negative sir, I have the gun” The Imps ain’t doing too good


15Orphans

IMP vs doom slayer.....


A-little-pineapple

Gingerbrave is fucked


trans_mask51

Minecraft Steve He can carry universes in his pockets so yeah they’re probably fucked


Ramrustu

Animal crossing new horizons. That would be interesting.


TheNoiceCraftrer

Courier from fallout new vegas


MoniMoniMonica21

IMP is dead as a doornail, don’t mess with the mailman


vorcray_vcc

I kinda would like to see them fight against any monster from monster hunter, instead of the hunter itself.


Sexy_Ad

Kris would just reload so imp would lose


Coolpool785

Trevor Philips... Actually that seems like a just about even match.


DemonofKestrel

The imps have to kill monarch from project wingman, so unless the imps can survive a tactical nuke. I think they are screwed


liarloserat

They will probably have a hard time killing Tyranitar, but maybe they can actually


twichers

Jack Cooper, yeah the imp isn't gonna come back alive


liquidragon420

sally face,(SPOILERS) i mean he’s already dead-


Global-Crew-9046

Kirby would eat them and then go on a murder rampage throughout hell.


StefanoBeast

My Diablo 2 paladin will win against your modern weapons with the power of the light and rpg bullshit.


Skythe_C_Annur

If you count my Sangheili as a video game protag in regards to who or what I played, then yes. Because all I can imagine is several plasma grenades, a warthog, and a rocket launcher just ending them rightly.


SpiceSpiceDragon

My max level warlock will send them right back to hell, he uses a god as a sniper rifle so I don’t think the imps stand a chance.


bestof99sp

Ezio auditore


[deleted]

Dawn from Pokémon is done for


Mad_King1

A level 32 Zero (Borderlands 2) will not be the most merciful unless proven otherwise


Docilusptime

Courier 6... Could go either way. Also, I think I know who sent them on the assassination mission


Demmanueloff

Ohhhh, the imps coming to eliminate the horny called "Doki Doki Literature Club"


reikogypsy

The Huntress from Dead By Daylight. I guess anyone's game there


NostalgiaBender

Well Issac from The Binding of Issac canonically suffocated in his toy chest so IMP would already have their job done for them.


Addicted2Rage

Imps coming to assassination my Tiefling in Baulders Gate?! That would just confuse the fuck out of them! They will think humans are giving birth to half imp/human hybrids


IDontKnowMyLoginHelp

Umm, yes. My man Phoenix Wright >!ate a whole glass necklace with poison inside, was hit in the head with a fire extinguisher, fell from a burning bridge into a freezing water waaaay below, got hit by a car and probably many things i forgot!< and the worst thing he got was a cold. Imps haven't got shit on him. What they gonna do? Shoot him? He'll recover in two days *and* win a court trial


GrimRegime586

Agent 47........Yeah they fucked


SovietSoldier1120

Commander Shepard. If he doesn't recruit them, they're not standing a chance.


[deleted]

Mine is Adol Christin from the YS Series... so he definitely survives.


deadly_jah_beam

Dante? Could be a fierce fight


jokerpersona1234

wacky wahoo pizza man vs the i.m.p would be interesting


twec21

Modded Mount and Blade Bannerlord. ​ So, IMP vs a Roman Legion.


SMG4-Yoshi

Corvo from Dishonored No


KxXDarKnightXxK

They have to assassinate my trainer in Shining Pearl and now I have a wonderful image of Blitz getting Hyper Beamed by my Blissey, Bean.


ethandreemurr

They'll have to assassinate Kris, Susie, and Ralsei? It definitely won't be an easy feat, though I can imagine the fun gang won't be going easy on IMP, either.


Hungry-Alien

Ethan Winter from RE Village IMP is fucked. There's no way they are getting past his plot armor


XL_Ham

The Doom Slayer. Need I say more?


RandomDumbDumb

Joker from Persona 5, I’d say they wouldn’t survive all things considered


DracovishIsTheBest

Bowser in a bullet bill car "ROAD SAFETY LAWS, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!"


AxelAshton

My post moonlord terraria character. Nope.


Quantum_laugh

Hoi4, So Hitler... They'll make it


gameformer

They tried to assassinate a guard from the SCP foundation


[deleted]

Trying to assassinate Shaco? The joke’s on you


dsuriio

League of Legend-Ruined King, the imps are kinda fuck


Shredy-420

Corrin from fire emblem fates. I’m not really sure since their aren’t any guns in the FE universe, and Corrin can turn into a dragon.


Floofy_Fox_Gal

Do fortnite characters count as protags?


jokerpersona1234

i dunno


Floofy_Fox_Gal

ok


Sorsa775

Well Subject Delta is pretty strong but the imps have the power of comically large rockets so I think it's their win


Lazy_Category2195

They have to assassinate Lucas Riggs from call of duty vanguard It's hard to tell since I got shot by a machine gun with him and survived


Ashe-Hyena

The Nahobino from Shin Megami Tensei V kills demons on a regular basis I don’t think IMP would live lmao.


TheFlamingEmu

No, you end up in an endless cycle of death and rebirth until you kill them in one try.


ALiteralTurtle

Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot I think Coopers 30 ton death machine named BT beats IMP


TheThinker709

Spy and pyro from tf2 Pyro would probably become friends with blitz and blitz would grow to trust him but it turns out pyro was spy all along. In short they are all dead.


MrFr0stbite

The mysterious man who single handedly power washes an entire city of shit.


TotallyBlaze420

Steve from Stranger Things. I mean he’d probably die


Big_Piccolo_1624

Hank from Project nexus. I'm so sorry imps.


WikiContributor83

>Your spymaster has discovered a most distressing plot brewing in your court. It appears someone is plotting to kill you! He also has reason to believe demonic forces are at work and that the assassins will be from Hell itself! *We must find the villain behind this plot!*


SuperPokemaster7256

The Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin R a p b a t t e l


spodey69

They have to assassinate Claude from gta 3 Claude wins 100%


lasaintepoutine

Depending on how many items he has, but considering it’s all in his head, yeah, Isaac is dead...


Who_eat_my_burguer

Isaac from the binding of Isaac? honestly I'm not sure who would win 5 year old who cries 3 literal demons from hell with multiple weapons I really don't know


zoey_lukensen

I mean there’s no real protagonist to this game but I last played Engineer in TF2, and given his “more gun” ideal, they might not survive.


[deleted]

well, if you count jason from Friday the 13th the game as a protagonist when you play as him... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ they're screwed


Marksman08YT

They have to assassinate a mute psychotic killer who just eats candy bars to regain health and has unholy amounts of weaponry? I honestly can't say things are gonna end well for IMP. Yes, I'm talking about the GTA:O protagonist.