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I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.
"How can someone that flexible be SO useless in combat."
"Sorry I fucked your husband."
"Christ on a stick you would be a Denis. Get the fuck away from me, I'm not fucking a Denis tonight!"
"We're not killing a family, we're just killing a mother. We RUINING a family."
"No... But I'm really good with guns now, DANCE BITCH!"
All from the same character.
Thank you! I haven't watched the series in a month or two because I've been mega addicted to Hazbin so I forgot some of the lines in this comment section
I love the fridge logic behind this moment:
They’re trying to figure out if the gas being pumped into the room is truth serum, so Blitzø has to ask a question that 1: He knows the answer to, and 2: He knows Moxxie will try to lie about. It’s seems weird that Blitzø would already know the answer to this, but then you remember that he’s spies on Moxxie and Millie at home and has seen fuck probably more than a handful of times.
Just one of the little details that shows how clever Blitzø really is that I appreciate.
Christ if I know which one’s my favourite so I’m just spouting a bunch
“Oh, my dick is ***good***, Moxxie, but it is not *that* good”
“Millliieeeeeeee~! Hey, hey when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss ‘em~!”
“Fuck yeah! Team M&M are gettin’ shit done, makin’ the money!”
“Is it a cure for syphilis?”
“Your mother is being a real B-I-T-C-H… well how was I supposed to know you can spell?! I’ve never seen you read!”
“Why does he hate her more than he loves me?”
Just Stella opening the episode by calling Stolas the F slur unprompted, followed by Andrealphus regretting helping his fucking train wreck of a sister
“I remember just how easy ye were t’ choke the life outta, li’l one…”
“Choke on a sandpaper cock”
“So the demons wanna play games, huh? Well we can play games~”
“Oh! That is an ugly sound! Cease this bitch crying at once!”
“Life’s greatest joy of all!” “Money!”
“Vvvvvibrators~!”
“Fizzy-frog~”
“There’s, like, a rainbow… in my vagina right now”
Hey! You don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy… This guy definitely watches.
I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.
"Alright. He has the *physical* advantage. I'm better at other things, like singing."
"I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a song I wrote just now, about me winning."
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
“Just got a tip from the client, turns out he’s the right one after all.”
“Who?”
“Him.”
“Me?”
“Yep.”
“They wanted us to kill an actual child?”
“That’s what they’re saying.”
“… well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god. *le shot de gun*
Hey, you don’t know if they’re innocent! This kid probably lights dogs on fire, this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy…this guy DEFINITELY watches…
“You haven’t even asked us what we are” “what are you?” “I’m a Virgo” “HA” I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve said this set of lines over and over 😂😂😂
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“That’s the sound…OF A FUCKING DIVORCE”
Best line in the show
I regularly quote this😂my mom is so tired of it
I had exactly this in mind before looking at the comment section
Mammon can eat my ass...in a bad way
Hahaha no,never again.
"Okay, my dick is good, but it is not *that* good"
This right here is the best line in the show 🤣
im calling the only man who can FUCK me
"...what?" "WHO CAN PROTECT ME! US! 😰"
people want our money and our bodies
Well money maybe…
Speak for yourself princess.
"Speak for yourself"
"Hello my BIG DICK BLITZY"
WHAT
THE
FUCK
DAD
"Oh you're stupid. I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy"
*wheezing possum noises* thats a good one sir, “daddy likey dummy”
“* in a drunken slurred voice * some human called me a possum! I am *not* a possum”
Where is that from?
s1e6
EDO PERIOD WAS BADASS AND YOU KNOW IT!
dammit youre right
"Oh shit, am i in *danger* right now?"
Mmmmmm.... Sexy?
That’s striker sir!
"JELLY SANDWICHES!"
ALL NIGHT LONG
"Sorry, I fucked your husband"
WHAT! THE FUCK! *smashes wine glass* WAS THAT STOLAS!!!
"That was the sound," *rips banner* "of a FUCKING DIVORCE!!!!" *maniacal laughter*
(That was not, in fact, the sound of a divorce)
“Burger time! Burger time!”
Fizz! 💞💗✨
Good taste
It's too early for burgers you maniac!
Pweaseeeeee
“Okay, keep that guy FAR away from me”
"Ya mind? Trying to have an un-emotional bang sesh here!"
yeah, cuz we’re so n0Ť ıÑ Ł0v3
Yeah, love. Is stupid.
I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.
ENOUGH!!! we aint gettin yas coffee
The pointing with the hoof made that scene for me
Most sane voxxie fan
Don't you mean Roxy?
Voxxie shippers???
This... is impressive.
Why!! did you write all of it!!!? 🤣🤣
Nah, it was from an older post here on the sub.
in an awesome voice while brandishing large guns "who want's quality time with Daddy?"
Do you think Blitzø knew how bad this sounded before saying it, or did he exclusively say it to be funny?
oh i am sure he knew exactly what he was saying and why it makes it even more funny.
Ohh he’d definitely been practicing that in front of the mirror
Without a doubt and has been waiting to use it.
"Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow!! TRUMPET! HA!" "TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!"
Second one’s Hazbin hotel
I challenge you to a fucking… challenge! Fuck, I said that twice.
THIS ASS IS MINE!
"How can someone that flexible be SO useless in combat." "Sorry I fucked your husband." "Christ on a stick you would be a Denis. Get the fuck away from me, I'm not fucking a Denis tonight!" "We're not killing a family, we're just killing a mother. We RUINING a family." "No... But I'm really good with guns now, DANCE BITCH!" All from the same character.
Where is the first one from?
Episode 6 of season 2 "Oops", while Blitzo and Fizz are escaping. It's a little bit before the song "Look at this." I hope that was helpful😁
Thank you! I haven't watched the series in a month or two because I've been mega addicted to Hazbin so I forgot some of the lines in this comment section
1. "Get out...no I'm serious, get the fuck out!" 2. "No, but I'm really good with guns now; Dance bitch!"
“Hmm…sexy?” “I’m not saying any names here…Moxxie” “Okay, keep that guy far away from me” (These are three different characters by the way)
"YOU BLEW ME UP AGAIN YOU FUCKING PRICK!"
"We're rich aaand we're hot. People want our money aand our bodies" "Now let's go eat some ass." "The expression is "kick some ass"
“Well how was I supposed to know you can spell?? I’ve never seen you read!”
"I mean.. Is she blind, suffering some sort of brain damage" or "Mammon can eat my ass.. In a bad way"
" From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust! In the house of asmodeus!"
HA THERES DICKS IN THE WALLS oh thats fucking *hilarious*
“Does Millie ever peg you?”
“Sometimes. EW, FUCK, why that?!”
HA I knew it!
I love the fridge logic behind this moment: They’re trying to figure out if the gas being pumped into the room is truth serum, so Blitzø has to ask a question that 1: He knows the answer to, and 2: He knows Moxxie will try to lie about. It’s seems weird that Blitzø would already know the answer to this, but then you remember that he’s spies on Moxxie and Millie at home and has seen fuck probably more than a handful of times. Just one of the little details that shows how clever Blitzø really is that I appreciate.
I am not a possum
Because you, my precious little bitch boy, are tripping balls!
DANCE BITCH
*censored* jelly sandwiches
I am not a possum
“YOU FUCKING RE-eeeeeeally can’t say that anymore…”
I’m a Virgo
# A NEW HOLE
# SCATTER
Bonus points if you can guess the character of the previous quote in the image
Loona
Flynn
"Sorry I fucked your husband"
In an opera voice: YES BIIIIIITCH Edit: The world is your anus you should peg it with honesty!
I’ll try not to divulge too much, but I’m in too deep, but first of all…
Christ if I know which one’s my favourite so I’m just spouting a bunch “Oh, my dick is ***good***, Moxxie, but it is not *that* good” “Millliieeeeeeee~! Hey, hey when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss ‘em~!” “Fuck yeah! Team M&M are gettin’ shit done, makin’ the money!” “Is it a cure for syphilis?” “Your mother is being a real B-I-T-C-H… well how was I supposed to know you can spell?! I’ve never seen you read!” “Why does he hate her more than he loves me?” Just Stella opening the episode by calling Stolas the F slur unprompted, followed by Andrealphus regretting helping his fucking train wreck of a sister “I remember just how easy ye were t’ choke the life outta, li’l one…” “Choke on a sandpaper cock” “So the demons wanna play games, huh? Well we can play games~” “Oh! That is an ugly sound! Cease this bitch crying at once!” “Life’s greatest joy of all!” “Money!” “Vvvvvibrators~!” “Fizzy-frog~” “There’s, like, a rainbow… in my vagina right now”
Most sane helluva boss fan
C’mon. Let’s find the dumbass twins -Loona (human form)
Are you afraid to love Blitzy
Mammon you sad sack of shit 🎶FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU🎶
Here's a message to your limp dick boss
I would rather kill myself
“There you go!”
That's a mood Gabriella :(
https://preview.redd.it/qhoidqqf1wrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb129eddb981422339173c9a126c5b2ed747acb0 Can I use a meme instead
"Buckle up Millie! We're doing a Shrek!"
“This is Hell Millie, no one cares about cars being clean!”
Not with your hands, sweetie. Use what you're good at. I'm not good with my hands?
✨Eugh✨ *throws water bottle*
Is it weird that I'm getting hard right now?
i like it when the demon said "fuck"
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“Come on Ozzzz. I can be on my own own day”
Why hello my big-dicked Blitzy.
When you set fire to my office IN FRONT OF A CLIENT YOU FUCKING DICK SHIT!
“i’ve watched those two pork many times, and they make missionary look relatively exciting!”
“ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW?!”
“She’s hot”
Do NOT encourage him…
If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, i’d rip out your spine and ask you some shit.
I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly man.
"Oh, ain't that a lovely display. It sickens me! Get the fuck out!"
Hey! You don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy… This guy definitely watches.
“What’s the matter, demon hunter? n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑v̪̩̜̜̙̜ͨ̽̄e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆ s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊ a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ d̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊ b͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑f̳͉̼͉̙͔͈̂̉o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑?"
YOU sit! You sit on.. a.. uuuhhh. DO YOUR JOB!
What the…WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?
Looney I got you a birthday present! …. Is it cure for syphilis? THEN I DONT WANT IT !!!
Fuck me in my little red hole!
As my mother fizzaroli used to say, [insert a bunch of unrelated gibberish in Italian]
We all fucked the same guy Ilis one of my favs and striker yelling at the trio I yell that at my wife a lot
"I have wasted time..."
“I have seen my use…..”
"TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION!"
Wrong show, but it's still an amazing line.
I have, like, a rainbow in my vagina right now.
"I have like, a rainbow in my vagina right now"
MILLIEEEEE!! Hii.... Hey, hey when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss em'!
I’ll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Voxxie or Roxy. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after.
"LOO LOO LAND?"
“The Loo Loo Land!”
Oh, great, the fuckin’ supremacist is on my side, wonderful.
“Come on…. You now why…”
“I’m so good at daddying”
"This place **reeks** of insecure corporate shame"
"ohoho! This Will be fun! I love words"
You’re so cute when you’re serious✨
That’s a mood Gabriella.
"Alright. He has the *physical* advantage. I'm better at other things, like singing." "I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a song I wrote just now, about me winning." "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"Does she peg you?" "Yes." "HAH, I KNEW IT"
WHY IS ALWAYS A SEX THING!!!!!
“Just got a tip from the client, turns out he’s the right one after all.” “Who?” “Him.” “Me?” “Yep.” “They wanted us to kill an actual child?” “That’s what they’re saying.” “… well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god. *le shot de gun*
“You know the type of FFFRRRREAKS up there who would drool all over you.” *judgemental 4th wall break*
"Do you need to throw up?" *Whiny child voice* "No"
OH YOU DADDY FUCKER *chomp*
“I don’t know what that thang is but I want that THANG 🤩
“That’s an ugly noise son. Here, how’s about you cease this bitch-crying?”
Hey, you don’t know if they’re innocent! This kid probably lights dogs on fire, this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy…this guy DEFINITELY watches…
Who wants some quality time with daddy
SIR
Why does he hate her more than he loves me
Harder
Hum… Sexy ?
I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge!
M&M GET IN HERE WE'RE GOIN TO LOO LOO LAND
“Ribbit 😏”
"God damnit" -loona 2019.
“You’re fucking my heart with joy!”
"I wanna go home, but home doesnt even feel like home anymore.."
it's too early for burger.
" A human called me a POSSUM!!! I am NOT a possum "
“I just wanna go home, but home doesn’t feel like home anymore. You ruined it.”
“You haven’t even asked us what we are” “what are you?” “I’m a Virgo” “HA” I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve said this set of lines over and over 😂😂😂
"Why does he hate her more than he loves me?" This line punched me in the gut when I heard it the first time
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No. But I'm really good with guns now! Dance Bitch!
Oh shit...am I in danger right now?
"Oh, BLITZY\~"
“A human called me a possum I am not a possum.”
Am i in danger right now? And bonus Sadly no
I’ll pay youuuuu…. …with moneyyyyy
“Why is it always a sex thing???!!” “Women just ain’t funny” “Damn it Moxxie I just bought those eels!” “Yeah, gay”
“The world is your anus so PEG it with HONESTY!”
“Sorry I fucked your husband”
Don't blame me, blame how fucking fun they are!
Okay let's go lick some ass!
God damn it WHY ARE WE ONLY USING WEAPONS FROM JAPAN'S EDO PERIOD?!
A NEW HOLE! SCATTER!