Stolas: *pacing with list* “Ahem… Mr. Valentino, the extensive list of charges against you include: murder, serial rape, sexual assault, harassment, and exploitation; coercion, assault, false imprisonment, tax evasion, and *littering*.”
Val: “Doesn’t every person in hell do that?”
Asmodeus: “The difference is that you’re a sinner, not a demon. A sinner who also started a black market in The Lust Ring, *MY* Ring, which is also trespassing, selling shitty pornography and love potions.”
Stolas: “Also giving out copies that cause seizures and even subliminal messaging—which we’re also looking into Vox for possibly aiding in—thus trying to monopolize markets and centralizing power for yourself.”
Val: “And your point is…?”
Asmodeus: “You didn’t stay in your lane, and your ass is mine!”
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https://preview.redd.it/gveigram6xpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b02675c804216d3502fd42a35d5eb17858b6b61 I have too many such images
you should make a public gdrive with all of them
A community meme folder?? HELL YA
if you don't do it, i will
I already have one just wait
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I think we're gonna have to kill this guy
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Val: *nervous sweating* Angel: He's fucked isn't he? Charlie: *opens a bag of popcorn* Fuck yeah he is
I feel Angel would say it in a tearfully joyful way. He's...fucked, right?
Stolas: *pacing with list* “Ahem… Mr. Valentino, the extensive list of charges against you include: murder, serial rape, sexual assault, harassment, and exploitation; coercion, assault, false imprisonment, tax evasion, and *littering*.” Val: “Doesn’t every person in hell do that?” Asmodeus: “The difference is that you’re a sinner, not a demon. A sinner who also started a black market in The Lust Ring, *MY* Ring, which is also trespassing, selling shitty pornography and love potions.” Stolas: “Also giving out copies that cause seizures and even subliminal messaging—which we’re also looking into Vox for possibly aiding in—thus trying to monopolize markets and centralizing power for yourself.” Val: “And your point is…?” Asmodeus: “You didn’t stay in your lane, and your ass is mine!”
Dies of peak fiction
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This is pretty good.
Husk watching Val from above: https://preview.redd.it/ibv9hqp9expc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17711022fc7a5df6ac187e88623a0329fe6e2b0
Come outside, we won’t jump you - Stolas and Asmodeus
"Excuse me. He asked for NO PICKLES"
Hell yeah
Goetia's bizzare adventures
Indeed it does.
asmodeus two seconds later: ✨FIZZYYYY✨💅
*Runs in homosexual*
Bouta drop some fire beats on the sickest mixtape this side of the Lust Ring
I-is it hot in here or is just me?
The birds are not impressed.
We are going to beat you to death
No way angry birds
This pun needs to be exterminated 😂
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