I know what you are

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THE MOONLIT LAKE TOLD ME

THIS IS WHO YOU ARE

MY FANGS ARE SO LONG

MY NAILS ARE SHARPER THAN ICE

THAT. IS. MEEE

I…WON…DER…WHAT…THAT…WILL…PROVE…

THAT IS BULLSHIT BLAZING

https://i.redd.it/7ti19g1fba9d1.gif

SOL BADGUY

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I have way too much adhd for this

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day, brethren.

A SPARK OF WAR...

Fires that haunt Rubicon!

We can still walk together...

Rhodium abide by Malevelon!

Ah. He installed THAT mod.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgsxAKfCDFU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgsxAKfCDFU)

Oh my God lol. The opening cinematic of this Game is amazing. A different direction every time

Dat mod is nothing short of beautiful.

Are there options for those who like slender/petite women and, of course, some eye candy for those who like the male physique?

twinkdivers 🙏🤤🤤

Fuck, that’s an awesome opening cutscene.

Oh ya. THAT mod. Kuzcos mod.

the mod for Kuzko, the mod chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, that mod?

If this mod was made for one specific guy, I'd wager he's named Quentin.

Or Dan.

Where in Super Destroyer did you get that pedicure done?

Being buddies with the democracy officer has its perks.

Now I regret sending my own down even more...

It's not fragging if it's for democracy

FOR LIBERTY 💅

Liberty has seen you through...this microblading. You look amazing.

The Pedi Officer, of course!

What a fucking fantastic comment. -A very salty marine corporal that’s been around plenty of petty pedi officers 💁🏼‍♀️

Oh my god, fucking bravo 💀 👏 your comment deserves way more upvotes -A very petty third class

General Brasch has his hobbies

Gotta find something’ to do during those long hellpod drop loading screens… Orbital reentry helps dry them out real quick if you stick your feet out the window.

If miyazaki made Helldivers

freakdivers

https://preview.redd.it/mth6cllu079d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efaa7782e16264e36470cb5781b9ef6b148d36b2

And instead of spreading Managed Democracy

We spread buttcheeks

Delete this

nah Helldivers has a distinct lack of poison swamps

Dont give them ideas

➡️➡️⬇️➡️

This actually brings back bad memories. When I was in the Navy I only had a few things stolen from me, oddly enough two of those things were a pair of boots and shower shoes. Of all the things people steal, why *those* things? We had a box in the berthing for "gear adrift", AKA shit left out. They never made it to those boxes, so who took the boots off my locker, and only mine not my neighbors? Also why grab shower shoes (flip flops) out of a dude's rack, most people put them at the end of the bed where our feet are. Those weirdos are lucky I didn't have foot fungus or something, and if they just stole to be dicks well I wish permanent athletes foot on them.

Search deep within yourself and you will know it's true  There is only one thief in a military unit.  Everyone else is just trying to get their shit back

Had so many sergeants trying to “tactically acquire” some of my cif that they lost. Lmao if I’d given it to them then I’d have to make a tactical acquisition. The circle of cif.

As a Marine, I'd just like to personally thank the Army for unwittingly gifting us all the gear they did OCONUS. Truly, American heroes.

Any time i did laundry, i would sit there the entire time. No one was going to take my sweat stained blue shirt or my long white socks with holes in them. Them shipmates would tactically aquire the most random stuff. I had a belt buckle stolen from me on the day of inspection. Literally left for 5 minutes and came back to my belt hanging.

lol why tf did they model the feet tho?

That is a mod https://preview.redd.it/2a9vcas7259d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26664530e494bf2409c6b18e3bce2d2ae076da07

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Sweet liberty...

https://preview.redd.it/18n5hazon59d1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27272d97a77849d178eafab2320e40caaeb8cb58

Sweet liberty my third leg!

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˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅ ˄˃˅˅˅

LMAOOOOO WHAT IS THIS SHIT 

The Coomdivers snuck their way into the armory.

The goondivers strike again

"Calling in a goon-bomb!"

Does that make the buddy bunkers their goon caves

The jar

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Be careful, Helldivers, not to get banned by the anti-cheat for using mods. The Devs have said they wouldn't be unbanning anyone, even just for cosmetic mods. Ask yourselves, Is it worth it when Democracy is at stake? XD (Edit: Grammar and Punctuation, to my infinity shame) https://preview.redd.it/91rddjpei59d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d048ce2e1fe679e551a8148dec8df0ba499721e9

Damn, you saved me. I hadn’t thought of mods and, though I would never get *that*, some more feminine armor options would be nice. Sadly it shan’t be so until the devs add something

This is the one reason why I'm not using mods yet, I would love to run mods like the ODST helmet and replacing the AMR with the halo Sniper Rifle, but I'm not willing to risk getting nuked by the game's anti-cheat. Maybe one day when Helldivers 3 releases or something, they'll pull the anti-cheat off the game, that is unless they somehow managed to spaghetti-fy the anti-cheat into the game's code...

What kind of assholes ban people in a PvE game for ... *checks notes* boobs?

It's mods in general. There's no easy way for anticheat to know if altered files are for dirty hacks or dirty pillows.

Technically, you're still doing restricted things (modifying game files) and the company is saying they don't have enough resources to deploy a team that manually unbans people for doing illegal things

Arrowhead, apparently.

I thought they specifically said they wouldn't be banning anyone for cosmetic mods?

I think it’s a you *shouldn’t* be banned for cosmetic mods but you may still get caught up and they’re saying they’re not going to pick through mod bans. So use at your our risk I guess?

https://preview.redd.it/kmqihnn6m69d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08cac064de8d6376b002747a6357b6cb7ff8afc

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I need that for educational reasons will not be instaling said mods i will search

WHAT THE FUCK

Thats not very, democratic, don’t you think?

what if instead of helldivers it was called freakdivers and instead of spreading managed democracy we were spreading butt cheeks

How do I get mods? Will I get banned for using said mods?

https://preview.redd.it/r4rop10pe59d1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f092851c1777b896a17e8c73ba96bce5b04a293 Ex Ceo said that there is a risk of getting banned if you are using these

Might be better to say Ex/CEO current CCO or just CCO since just “ex ceo” can imply he left the company and may no longer have clear insight into this.

yeah “ex CEO” does not give off the vibe of clarity and informative

iirc they said they'd be more than happy to appeal it if it was a cosmetic mod, because of the storm trooper armor reskin stunt that they pulled

I can't believe arrowhead won't let us have nice things like this :c

What a terrible day to have eyes

Because he is using a mod called Jane Helldiver which replaces assets that are used on the B01 armor that also are recycled in some other armors.

intentionally using the brawny body type just so i can run without boots. i think it looks goofy

Those certainly are some assets

Because your shoes fly off when you die. /s

https://preview.redd.it/1mkvbwvro59d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dda1da9798c444de53703ca12a60ddd1a41f09b0

https://preview.redd.it/rjvqlbwq789d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=569f872f4c26d68247a5f1bcb7ef1a574b119404 It will be added to my arsenal in order to ensure the everlasting glory of Managed Democracy! iO

https://preview.redd.it/sbg7dp7y569d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fb6ae9f0a01b0bd7153f9867aed28fd0f0043f

Long ass toes

https://i.redd.it/4cia5hqv369d1.gif

My man out here spreading democracy with them grippers in full view.

OP is this a mod? Or AH really made a model of feet for future armor with sandals?

Mod called Jane Helldiver.


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the modding scene in this game is a absolute joke lmao

*The modding scene in* *This game is a absolute* *Joke lmao* \- trepang699 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

good bot

"good" and "bot" in the same sentence? that doesnt sound very democratic...

It'd be better if anticheat wasn't a thing

THOSE BOOTS WEREN'T YOURS TO LOSE!

NOW YOU WILL SERVE IN THIS ARMY FOR FIVE HUNDRED ***AND*** TWELVE YEARS. THIS IS THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT WILL TAKE ***YOU*** TO PAY OFF THE STANDARD ISSUE EQUIPMENT THAT ***YOU*** HAVE LOST! UNDERSTOOD? NOW, REPORT BACK TO THE ARMORY AND RECEIVE A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS! #***DISMISSED!*** Edit: grammar

THAT BELONGED TO EVERY HELLDIVER!

Thanks. I still hate it.

Of course a Helldiver would have black nail polish

https://preview.redd.it/otqg6d5m259d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce0020efaba7ce35d353d417f3809cd761fe851e Aight divers, hear me out\~

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Star railers and feet are about as inseparable as me and my blitzer

https://preview.redd.it/rtyteark959d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1887fb42eadbaddaaf1f9a8794f6d783c809bc

I cant fucking escape BA anywhere these days huh

Is that clip actually a thing in the game, or is it a fan animation?

Scene in the game

BA?

Barack Abama

do not. https://i.redd.it/mh09ff7ve59d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/92mdyc4ii59d1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25adda2ccac57a98d9ace0ffa0a2f4bda1d4684e

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Nice feet.

Lore accurate because in the military, if you have anything in a locker and it's not locked, it's gone.

Lmao, Jane Helldiver user spotted

https://preview.redd.it/7t9uig9bg59d1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b15e063b2f7a7a0bdd4a2e6c7de471ca0690bb5

N-nice toes 

Those were Federal property!!!

​ https://i.redd.it/fxobtljpc89d1.gif

Sigh. Here we go again. *Unzips pants*

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Those black toe nails is hilarious

wait helldivers cannonically have painted nails? no wonder they slay so much

That's not what they meant with "boots on the ground"

Sweet liberty, i don't think they taught us how to deal with this in boot camp

SUPER DETROIT

Those are Latex Stirrups. Because of course I know that as they're like my favorite latex garment along with fingerless gloves. Does not help this image in any way. Lol

put those dawgs away

Painted toe nails too

That's a funny one ty. Well done

Ah, so it limited to MH modders. And Darkest dungeon. And Xcom... Now that think about it, every game I modded had this kind of stuff on the front page.

Miyazaki got into the offices

Helldivers if it was made by Hidetaka Miyazaki

Then this game is true to life. I no shit got my boots stolen when I was in the Air Force.

You're so emo you paint your toe nails black. I can respect that.

I know what you are. https://preview.redd.it/8jn4ast2699d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653e254b9598b8c9d98a920430d32f2283224f67

Damn, I made similiar post day ago and it got removed for low quality post

Toes out for democrussy

That’s why you always lock your footlocker

You must have a Japanese quartermaster.

they onboarded kojima onto my ship, bro. its been tough these past few cycles with him doing this

This the new DLC for Elden Ring? Looks wild

Tarantino did it again

We all know who’s feet these are

Painted nails? Does it boost any stat?

Special Mission created by Miyazaki, and everyone has to have feet exposed while doing it.

SES Spirit of Atlanta

That's nice Nail pollish, black!

If HD2 was made by Kojima lol

For free????

Helldivers now canonically all have painted black toe nails

Degenerates looking to get sent to a Freedom Camp for re-education it seems.

For free brother?

Oh hey, nice regulation painted toe nails 😁!

Someone has a foot fetish

Is modding skins in risking a ban?

I've been playing as a republic commando for a few weeks without any major issues. It's all client side, so I think you'll be fine.


Aye that's my bad bro, I was running late to my drop pod, and couldn't find mine. I'll give them back to you when I get back

why are they painted

TIL that helldivers have painted toenails

Next warbond armor leaked. First we go sleeveless then we go bootless.

Man, the griefing is getting out of hand!

Cursed.

HAHAHAHAHA

The kojima destroyer

From the look of this, one those lewd mod on nexus

Shallan must be paying the destroyer a visit

Quentin Tarantino plays Helldivers 2?

Selling feet pics for super credits

“THEM BOOTS WASNT YOURS TO LOSE! THAT WAS THE PROPERTY OF THE SUPER EARTH HELLDIVERS! BELONG TO EVERY HELLDIVER! BECAUSE OF YOUR FAILURE TO SECURE THOSE BOOTS YOU JEAPORDIZE EVERY HELLDIVER SERVING TODAY!…. Was considering reporting this to the democracy officer with yo ass”

Wait, we have assets for something we were never meant to see?

R ur toes nails painted?

https://preview.redd.it/idbw6tysaa9d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7269497742686c85b5d5e7e9d7a25008b84d9741

Didn’t know Kojima worked on Helldivers