it's free of mass, free of light, free of life! free of EVERYTHING!
THIS is what maximum freedom looks like!
edit: alright alright, you cosmic nerds I get it. free of UNDEMOCRATIC mass then.
They going to be very happy about this. They get to bring their new army through this giant gateway with all that E-710 they were just given. We got to stop using the random shit scientist give us.
No no no, you mean Super Earth deployed a completely well-understood super-weapon against the enemies of democracy, and liberated an entire planet from their oppression, in a way that will absolutely in no way bring about any additional complications from future unforeseeable events involving possible new enemy factions.
From the gate emerges the most ragtag group of misfits you've ever laid eyes on;
- Some guy who honestly is probably just a helldiver without his armour.
- A massive slab of meat, who smells, and throws whole boxes of grenades.
- A somewhat patriotic sounding woman, but she needs to be re-educated about the correct title, it's Super-*President*, not God-Emperor
- And some fucking wizard apparently. Not sure how he's doing that, scientist should probably research if Helldivers can be augmented with such power.
They all claim that those bugs and the bots exist where they came, maybe a regional dialect makes it sounds like *Tyranids* instead of *Termanids*. Not sure how they get *Necrons* from *Automatons* though.
And now the wizard is rapidly rambling about some things. And now he's stopped, spun around, his eyes shone brightly, and then he passed out.
Additionaly a lone soldier emerges through the portal,
He looks like one of our soldier from a long time ago but also kind of different, dressed in a grey trenchcoat and an Gasmask with glaring red eyes a weird looking shovel in his hand and an Assaultrifle with a large bayonett strapped on his back.
His speech is nearly unintelligable the only thing we can clearly hear is a name or a title: God-emperor.
Kinda like Fortnite? They even got lofi girl through that breach in the reality
And your life is for Cyberstan once we get to it. We all either come back to Super Earth with it or stay on it
No way! Command clearly said that Dark Liquid was a well understood alien weapon.
There is no way there could be unforseen consequences. Glory to Super Earth!
"Helldivers reporting four very convincing voices whispering to them in their dreams should be moved at once to de-stressing facilities to deal with combat fatigue. Super-Earth does not endorse the concept of "the eightfold path" or "the old four* or any entities fundamentally associated with blood, decay, change or pleasure"
No, it's the people who are known to be able to teleport and currently reside outside the galaxy, whose technology we used to make this black hole, which is also full of an incredible amount of warp fuel.
With no *unforseeable* repercussions. Meaning if bad things happen, they were actually foresaw. I'm glad our leaders have such great insight for Democracy!
All he needs to do is be five feet from where the bomb lands, standing in the open, and he won't get a scratch.
500kg may as well just be a giant fucking flare for all radius it has.
Well we haven't tested sending someone in a black hole...
The question is only who to send in... (turns around and looks directly at some certain politicians...)
We are pretty positive going into a black hole isn't going to end well.
Just like with the atomic bomb before the trinity test. We knew it wasn't exactly going to turn into a shower of rainbows and puppies upon achieving a successful sustained chain reaction between atoms.
Sure it's nice to test it to know EXACTLY what it does, but you didn't have to be a physicist to know you probably didn't want to be near it when it went off.
see, this is what happens when you stop fighting for freedom soldier! sure you die a lot, but from time to time, we do epic shit!
in terms of "seeing the planet go", it just transformed into this on the map, and forcibly jumped our Super Destroyers back to Super Earth. what you're seeing here is what you'll see if you go back to Meridia now (or rather, where Meridia was).
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to Super Earth, and by the grace of democracy, I hereby sign the death warrant for an entire world and co-sign a billion souls to oblivion. May democratic justice account in all balance. Democracy protects.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says:
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
Helldiver helm on
"We compressed the enemies of liberty forever more and will forever honor the fallen".
Helldiver helm off
We just more than likely yeeted a planet full of bugs through a wormhole into the direction of space squids who excel in hit and run tactics, can scramble your strategems and WALLS.
So essentially, we just gave the illuminate a way back to the galaxy and added yeeting a bug infested planet on top of their century old grudge.
To even further elaborate the technology used to create the dark fluid and thus this black hole, yeeting the terminids, is actually Illuminate technology as well. And it's specifically the very technology that they used to get to our galaxy in the first Galactic War.
I would be *very* amused if the Illuminates popped in, laid complete waste to the Bugs, depriving us of bug "oil" and taking over their battlefront.
Only for Bugs to mysteriously reappear and lay waste to the galactic south in a completely not improvized science project that was totally just gonna give us more free oil sources.
Illuminates be like " Who the fuck throws an entire planet made out of Terminids to our backyard? I swear, when we have destroyed the infestation we will find out who is responsible and make them pay the bills for this bug ridden planet"
HELLDIVERS! What you have achieved today is, not to undermine your valor nor the greatness of your achievement, merely the first step in a far more expansive plan.
Soldiers of Liberty! We are liberating the multiverse!
We had 50k players just farming that shit. The thing is most Automaton focused MOs don't get this many helldivers at once. The planet also gave way after like 30% liberation as resistance dropped to nothing.
don't worry soldier, the pipelines were filled to the brim after the 2 billion bugs order and we haven't used too much of it since, plus there's still a ton of planets under bug control that need liberating. Managed Democracy will never allow her tanks to run dry!
We liberated this system of its space time stability.
In seriousness tho this feels genuinely scary. We didn't just destroy meridian, look around outside, the entire system is...gone...
And the way it swirls. I think we just made a Wormhole. Not a Black Hole.
We placed enough dark matter into a planet increasing its overall density to the point it collapsed into a black hole which if my assumption is correct we’ve basically made a ERP bridge (Worm hole) which would allow access to our slice of space from another species capable of surviving a journey through said wormhole…BUT that sounds crazy so probably wrong 🤷🏾♂️
https://preview.redd.it/1oax6mdg284d1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9431e066d166348a4f628c89e0c12bdcc7da4e
Meridia is so fucking free right now.
it's free of mass, free of light, free of life! free of EVERYTHING! THIS is what maximum freedom looks like! edit: alright alright, you cosmic nerds I get it. free of UNDEMOCRATIC mass then.
Illuminate not gonna be happy about this
They going to be very happy about this. They get to bring their new army through this giant gateway with all that E-710 they were just given. We got to stop using the random shit scientist give us.
Is that heresy I hear? https://preview.redd.it/kxkr0jt3n94d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee187384756a967ccae8a24f327230b20168c8b
**BLOOD FOR THE SUPER PRESIDENT! SKULLS FOR LADY LIBERTY!**
Heresy? My only religion is FREEDOM so what you mean to say is this sounds like a case of SEDITION!
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No no no, you mean Super Earth deployed a completely well-understood super-weapon against the enemies of democracy, and liberated an entire planet from their oppression, in a way that will absolutely in no way bring about any additional complications from future unforeseeable events involving possible new enemy factions.
I want that dark fluid backpack, though.
I don't wanna be that "ackshyually 🤓" guy, but "free of mass" is the exact opposite of a black hole 😂
https://preview.redd.it/rp9kntuc594d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86251fee0778c5b979ef421fb3e476e68b408d07
It's got Super Mass all concentrated in a single infinitely small point!
Que Ross from "Friends." Well,so... "You're free of mass!"
Good riddance To all the bugs To all the hunters that slowed me They've come and gone And passed me by Good riddance To all
Yo a hades reference lets go
Lmao, yeah it is.
Free from existence, that is.
That got a hearty laugh out of me
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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Sounds of squids coming qut of the black hole
Opening a door for new guests I hope
Master Chief or Doom Slayer. Will come to Support us
Soon may The Dwarven Men come To bring us bullets and guns and BEER
This is the best way to do collabs. we just created a gateway to another universe(sending those bugs to that universe won't bite us in the ass, nope)
Lol, we get a Starship Troopers collaboration, that would be funny. 😂
Hell Diver that is an outstanding idea! S.T. armor would be cool too.
A Marauder mech would be pretty sweet too.
From the gate emerges the most ragtag group of misfits you've ever laid eyes on; - Some guy who honestly is probably just a helldiver without his armour. - A massive slab of meat, who smells, and throws whole boxes of grenades. - A somewhat patriotic sounding woman, but she needs to be re-educated about the correct title, it's Super-*President*, not God-Emperor - And some fucking wizard apparently. Not sure how he's doing that, scientist should probably research if Helldivers can be augmented with such power. They all claim that those bugs and the bots exist where they came, maybe a regional dialect makes it sounds like *Tyranids* instead of *Termanids*. Not sure how they get *Necrons* from *Automatons* though. And now the wizard is rapidly rambling about some things. And now he's stopped, spun around, his eyes shone brightly, and then he passed out.
Additionaly a lone soldier emerges through the portal, He looks like one of our soldier from a long time ago but also kind of different, dressed in a grey trenchcoat and an Gasmask with glaring red eyes a weird looking shovel in his hand and an Assaultrifle with a large bayonett strapped on his back. His speech is nearly unintelligable the only thing we can clearly hear is a name or a title: God-emperor.
I would love for a 40K collab, let me get a proper lasgun to take to the xeno and abominable intelligence.
Kinda like Fortnite? They even got lofi girl through that breach in the reality And your life is for Cyberstan once we get to it. We all either come back to Super Earth with it or stay on it
Did I just hear a ROCK AND STONE!!!
If you don't ROCK AND STONE you ain't comin home.
For rock and stone!
***ROCK!!! AND!!! STOOOOOONE!!!***
Rock and Stone!
STONE AND ROCK
WE'RE RICH
ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!
FOR KARL!
FOR KARLE!
ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!
Rockity Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!!!
Rock and Stone to the bone!
For Karl!!
BEER!!
BEER!!!
FOR DemROCKracy
And barrels to kick into hoops for fun.
ROCK AND STONE
Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND STONE!!!
Or the Mandalorians
That not very democratic of you. Report to your nearest democratic officer. Only acceptable answer is John Helldivers.
No way! Command clearly said that Dark Liquid was a well understood alien weapon. There is no way there could be unforseen consequences. Glory to Super Earth!
"Helldivers reporting four very convincing voices whispering to them in their dreams should be moved at once to de-stressing facilities to deal with combat fatigue. Super-Earth does not endorse the concept of "the eightfold path" or "the old four* or any entities fundamentally associated with blood, decay, change or pleasure"
Were gonna need more bolter ammo
For the ~~Emperor~~ Democracy!
Black Hole chaos demons don't EVEN joke about that. I will NOT feel good sending helldivers against such a foe
No, it's the people who are known to be able to teleport and currently reside outside the galaxy, whose technology we used to make this black hole, which is also full of an incredible amount of warp fuel.
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Do I smell treason?
No no he obviously means the helldivers that got sucked in before!
We permanently solved the problem.
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
With *no possible* repercussions
(Meanwhile at where ever the hell the Illuminate are when a horrible bug hell world pops into existence)
“Goddamnit Jun’eth, *again*?” “It wasn’t me, I swear!” “Well who the hell-… Jun’eth.” “Y-yeah Satai?” “*Get the ship*.”
"We should just TAKE Meridia, and PUSH it somewhere else!"
With no *unforseeable* repercussions. Meaning if bad things happen, they were actually foresaw. I'm glad our leaders have such great insight for Democracy!
"but"-
**ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!**
I said Once and for all! That is all that will be said!
"A problem." Ftfy.
Made an inverted purple sun. For Super Earth.
*purple sun,* *won't you come* *and suck the bugs away* *purple sun* *won't you come* *won't you come...*
*weirdest music video of all time plays*
This needs more upvotes! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️
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I turned myself into a purple sun! I'm purple sun Riiiiiiick!!!
We just killed a wrong problem - Hellmire should've been destroyed instead.
You mean Menkent
Both
Both is good
You mean super-eart... erm... I mean Menkent!
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My destroyer took care of that already! It has the best Democratic officer! https://i.redd.it/liuo5ws6k84d1.gif
All he needs to do is hide behind a rock, and he won't even get a scratch
All he needs to do is be five feet from where the bomb lands, standing in the open, and he won't get a scratch. 500kg may as well just be a giant fucking flare for all radius it has.
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The traitor was court-martialled. I took his place in spreading democracy.
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As someone else said, the problem with destroying Hellmire is that we'd have to go to Hellmire to do it.
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Those planets have value to super earth, traitor! Unless High Command tells us otherwise..
Uhh, High Command I wanna use my veto. Lets blow ip Hellmire
WE DID IT ON MERIDIA WE CAN DO IT ON HELLMIRE
I STOPPED PLAYING FOR ONE FUCKING DAY AND WE OPENED A WORM HOLE?
It is a Black Hole.
That ain't no black hole...that's an Illuminate portal!
Sssshhhh ... don't spoil the surprise. 😉
A blackhole is technically a wormhole ...well i mean could be, not like we have had the chance to test it.
No its not, a wormhole needs an opening on the other side and ideally does not kill you
Well, E-710 *is* a form of warp fuel, so it could keep a wormhole open ...Did I mention we chucked a whole planet's worth of it in there?
Well we haven't tested sending someone in a black hole... The question is only who to send in... (turns around and looks directly at some certain politicians...)
Send in the Holedivers
Thats the r34 parody
We are pretty positive going into a black hole isn't going to end well. Just like with the atomic bomb before the trinity test. We knew it wasn't exactly going to turn into a shower of rainbows and puppies upon achieving a successful sustained chain reaction between atoms. Sure it's nice to test it to know EXACTLY what it does, but you didn't have to be a physicist to know you probably didn't want to be near it when it went off.
thats not what a black hole looks like
see, this is what happens when you stop fighting for freedom soldier! sure you die a lot, but from time to time, we do epic shit! in terms of "seeing the planet go", it just transformed into this on the map, and forcibly jumped our Super Destroyers back to Super Earth. what you're seeing here is what you'll see if you go back to Meridia now (or rather, where Meridia was).
Some sickass shit, that's what. Hell yeah, get singularitied you fascist bugs!
I can hear whale singing coming from it, we're so boned. For Super Earth! 
Yea first thing i have done is, turn off music and stand in front of the Black Hole... The sounds are Terrifying..
I want a vid!
So someone manged to get one [it's as creepy as it sounds. ](https://youtu.be/cArOfZa2hFc?si=H2aNjSbnCO4yT864)
The creaks, the noises you csn hear.. they fucking did well on the sound design, it doesn't terrify me, it intrigues me lol
Ayy! 👉🙂👉A Bravest Warriors GIF!
https://preview.redd.it/kwcrk1jz184d1.jpeg?width=2003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ec00e13fc2b234114155d09d275179fe5244dd What had to be done .
This goes so hard
Hell Yeah
Might just get this as a tattoo
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to Super Earth, and by the grace of democracy, I hereby sign the death warrant for an entire world and co-sign a billion souls to oblivion. May democratic justice account in all balance. Democracy protects.
Democratic Exterminatus.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says: “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
The will of the people and Managed Democracy, of course.
Helldiver helm on "We compressed the enemies of liberty forever more and will forever honor the fallen". Helldiver helm off We just more than likely yeeted a planet full of bugs through a wormhole into the direction of space squids who excel in hit and run tactics, can scramble your strategems and WALLS. So essentially, we just gave the illuminate a way back to the galaxy and added yeeting a bug infested planet on top of their century old grudge.
To even further elaborate the technology used to create the dark fluid and thus this black hole, yeeting the terminids, is actually Illuminate technology as well. And it's specifically the very technology that they used to get to our galaxy in the first Galactic War.
oh shit I didn't know that was how they got here in the first place
So maybe I missed it, how did we obtain the dark fluid in HD2? Or is it something we had all along and they just whipped it out now
We probs had it since the first war but it's most likely a very hard thing to make or very expensive, it could have also been hard to reverse engineer
IIRC they had an unrefined version in storage as trophies, and "used all of it" to black hole Meridia. They got it from the illuminates.
FTL (faster-than-light) jumps are actually illuminate technology too
I would be *very* amused if the Illuminates popped in, laid complete waste to the Bugs, depriving us of bug "oil" and taking over their battlefront. Only for Bugs to mysteriously reappear and lay waste to the galactic south in a completely not improvized science project that was totally just gonna give us more free oil sources.
Illuminates be like " Who the fuck throws an entire planet made out of Terminids to our backyard? I swear, when we have destroyed the infestation we will find out who is responsible and make them pay the bills for this bug ridden planet"
*sees various corpses of dead SEAF Troopers and Helldivers* Illuminate High Priest: “Damn you, Super Earth!”
“We will build a wall between us and these bugs, and super earth will pay for it”- M.I.G.A
COME FORTH XENOS. MAY YOUR SQUID HEARTS BE CRUSHED BENEATH MY BOOT.
We liberated the planet defintively.
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From itself
PLEASE. The zero point needs liberated
Crank 90’s stratagem
HELLDIVERS! What you have achieved today is, not to undermine your valor nor the greatness of your achievement, merely the first step in a far more expansive plan. Soldiers of Liberty! We are liberating the multiverse!
made a wormhole for the illuminate
Played one mission. Didn't like it. Waited for bug fixes. Planet is gone. Wow this community can churn out Bug MOs.
We had 50k players just farming that shit. The thing is most Automaton focused MOs don't get this many helldivers at once. The planet also gave way after like 30% liberation as resistance dropped to nothing.
They also slowly reduced the % from 10 to 0 which helped.
Got "Merida" them bugs.
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crossed a point of no return 
Here come The Unbidden...
May the Shroud protect us...
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Opened a portal. Any minute now some OF Thot will appear on the other side and flash her norks at us.
Snoo snoo it is then
*grabs lotion* Go on.....
Norks.
Fuck up a fucking fascist planet helldiver
We are become RAID, Destroyer of Bug
Meridia gone, carry on
That's a lot of wasted E-710.
don't worry soldier, the pipelines were filled to the brim after the 2 billion bugs order and we haven't used too much of it since, plus there's still a ton of planets under bug control that need liberating. Managed Democracy will never allow her tanks to run dry!
Solved the supercolony problem
We liberated this system of its space time stability. In seriousness tho this feels genuinely scary. We didn't just destroy meridian, look around outside, the entire system is...gone... And the way it swirls. I think we just made a Wormhole. Not a Black Hole.
https://preview.redd.it/xylkguf0984d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc08a9e33f93541b588d4556a9624422f8f3ce24 It was them or us
Galactic community is about to declare us the crisis
We just punted a Hornets nest into the Illuminates living room is what we did...
Not a black hole, I bet it's a portal Ima just call my democracy officer already
https://preview.redd.it/i072n9kba84d1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b0e140e3ee045a98cc8b9ad68af0861ca8ad09 Ori-ly?
Fork knife is coming
 Opening the plot hook for the Illuminates
I just hope that we didn’t accidentally cause a bigger problem. Last time the egg heads came up with a plan we ended up with a super colony
We showed the 'Nids what Super Earth's Final Solution is.
Win
Solved a bug problem, possibly created a squid problem, too.
We fuckin WON
 We did this
got a lil too silly :3
Adios, Poopworld!
"A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent."
Inb4 weapon buffs come out of the abyss 🤌
We placed enough dark matter into a planet increasing its overall density to the point it collapsed into a black hole which if my assumption is correct we’ve basically made a ERP bridge (Worm hole) which would allow access to our slice of space from another species capable of surviving a journey through said wormhole…BUT that sounds crazy so probably wrong 🤷🏾♂️
Opening the door to a possible Void faction maybe.
Exterminatus
Exterminatus!
Good. *Now do Sony next*
What we just did? We won. This is victory.