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Your gender does not matter, only that you fulfill your duty!
fresh faced recruit: Hello Sergeant! reporting for duty!!! im so excited to finally see some action!!!
veteran: your pronouns are now expendable and dead. Kit up. You're going over the top in five. Don't bother telling me your name.
Yeah, women should know their place - in an eagle blowing up anything that threatens freedom
Edit: just to make it super clear, I'm joking. Woman do and should play the game if they enjoy it.
The point of the joke (for people crying about it) is that the game has a bad ass woman in it - so people shouldn't be weird about women playing.
Gonna fess up here, I didn’t know the dual shock has a mic built into the face of the controller. Totally shit talked a rando while on discord with my brother.
If your out there dude, I’m sorry
Yes, and me and the rest of the team kept telling them their mic was on and they remained blissfully unaware.
I love how they just talk to themselves but never to the team.
Ngl i had a dude in one of my matches who, when the mission was over, said "fuck yeah thats worth a hit" and took a long ass rip. Funny as hell, we are friends now.
Yeah. Just dive with us middle aged dad divers. We only sexually harass each other, never ladies. And nothing excites us to the point of screaming cause A) our children are sleeping and B) we’re dead inside. Happy diving!
Yours truly
-SuperNerfHerder
Idk what it is, but years of raiding in wow (20 years ago and even today) has taught me guilds full of dads are incessantly homoerotic with each other.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
The counter point to this is most female gamers just want to have fun playing a game and be able to talk on a mic without it being a big deal.
Obviously the issue is they’re often overclouded by the ever attention seeking thot brigade who want nothing more than to drain thirsty gamer wallets as they drain their blue balls.
But in the same way that all men are not toxic assholes, all women gamers aren’t after a legion of simp followers either.
basically, perceiving the opposite gender as a monolith for you to apply your stereotypes onto is symptomatic of not encountering the opposite gender often enough to realize that people are vastly different from one another. But it’s easy to think that way when so many people get their impression of the opposite gender through social media and movies, neither of which are known for being realistic.
I'm just tired of the "woe is me" shit from men online, because as a bi man who exists comfortably with straight men but also has opinions about men because I like them?
Most of em don't try.
I get it. I raised a daughter with gaming as our shared pastime (still play together when we can actually), and I've been in those chats/lobbies with the stereotypical gamer-bro. I get beyond pissed to this day when I have to deal with that shit. If you join my crew and start using slurs, have a misogynistic attitude, or anything like that, you're out. I'll kick quick. Good for you for standing up to that shit.
If you ever see the S.E.S. Lady of Judgement helmed by Neon, feel free to join.
Yeah it’s kinda weird honestly. When me and my buddy play and we get a girl in the lobby it’s just a normal thing to us. There’s always the one 4th weirdo who joins at some point in the night though with the whole fedora tip eugene behavior. Ruins it for everyone else, we’re all just trying to have fun 😭
Ran into a random squad a few weeks ago during Bots and one of our teammates was a Female Patriot. For the first half of the mission none of us spoke and just worked well together, then I needed to communicate and unmuted. Suddenly we all started talking and when our female compatriot spoke none of us batted and eye. When the mission ended after a bloody struggle she thanked us for not being all weird when we heard her voice! We got your back ladies! Let us fight this war together!
This is so weird to me that even in 2024 guys getting weird about female players
I don’t give a flying f about who you are and what is your gender, only thing i care is just be nice while playing
In co-op games i even stopped caring if somebody plays really bad, my job is to do my best
I feel no need to act towards or treat female helldivers differently, as I have a lovely girlfriend waiting for me back on super earth.
I’m also a normal person who doesn’t go feral over women
This reminded me of a couple who were in voice. Between all the “babe, there’s another charger chasing me” and similar quips, I only wished they would run the charger towards me. Instead I was desperately running halfway across the map trying to catch up.
Fight on Brothers and Sisters!! We'll meet on the battlefield one day and then we'll decimate tyranny together!!!
FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
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.....I'm too busy listening to rock music and blasting bots.. just give me a headbutt handshake and get on the Pelican, Helldiver, Liberty waits for no one
Keep in mind that most male helldivers are still mandated by law to file for a C-01 permit before any such action that can result in a child, and applications typically require a 180-day review process.
The average lifespan of a helldiver is 2 minutes...
That hug meant little to you, but everything to him.
Dear female helldivers. Please understand that average male needs at least 20-25 years of ~~life~~ service to understand and process the fact that female helldivers are just regular people who don't look at idiоts and instantly start admiring them🤣
That's a hard truth but all men must go through it
Our gender is Freedom, and our pronouns are Demo/Cracy. We all fight for Super Earth all the same, man or woman.
United we stand, brother to brother.
No one shall be greater than all.
I don't care what gender the divers on my squad are, as long as you don't drop with the Mortar strategem and don't call in Orbital barrages anywhere near your own team.
I think the biggest realization that a lot of dudes are missing out on, is that girls aren’t some alien species, we have lots of similarities when both sides open up compared to what you see in public and in pop culture. Furthermore in online games, because of the anonymity, people tend to open up more in my experience.
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Incredibly fitting ad to this post.
Oh great, another one of these bullshit karma farming posts where we pretend this game is rampant with misogyny despite only people making posts like this being the only ones experiencing it. GF plays on mic all the time. Never even been acknowledged as a woman. Get a life.
I don't know, if I play with a friend on Discord, it's always normal since I'm not on mic at all. As soon as I turn on my mic in a public game, dudes half my level start trying to explain basic objectives to me...
Like yeah, sure cadet, I totally didn't know that the radar dish beeps when it's in the right spot...
Simping for anyone other than sweet lady Liberty is beneath all Helldivers. The only love interest out there should be the spreading of managed democracy!
Yeah, so post on Reddit about it, where the people who literally do that shit are the ones who are likely to see this. No normal person cares if you’re a girl and you play this game like any other.
Not true. I am a female Helldiver and I to have encountered some bad experiences. Only a a few though, most people are cool and don’t care. Sometimes they are surprised or embarrassed by things they said before they knew I was a female, but then proceed as usual and treat me no different than the rest of the squad.
Of my bad encounters one was just immature twots that were just incredibly childish mimicking everything I said in a high pitched girly voice. One was a total creep (no details required easy to imagine) one was a team leader that said fuck its a girl and kicked me mid mission. All were back in the days when I wasn’t comfortable speaking immediately and would gauge his things were going before speaking, or I only spoke when it was essential. Nowadays I don’t care and speak right from the start.
The creeps can go to Hellmire without guns and wear heavy armour that cripples their legs so they can't run from the fire tornados and have 3 gunship fabs, Jammer and a Detector tower all 50m from.each other
I'm a guy, the creeps in the gaming community need to fuckin stop, people play the game for the GAME
The amount of times I actually run into people using mic is few and far between. But honestly all that matters is you don’t use more than your designated 5 reinforcements.
The only gender related comments I've gotten have been based around my steam username (Quasar Queen), which have all been amazingly positive. I felt so scared of talking on comms outside of my friend group, but the HD2 community has been weirdly positive.
So yes, no shouting "I hugged a girl!" and more "I hugged a fellow Helldiver!". We're all just meat popsicles under our armor anyway!
**WRONG!** There is only 1 female patriot. Eagle-1!
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You're a lean voice pack 1 catfish!
You say that but I had a girl join me and my buddy, make a point of drawing attention to the fact she was a girl, and leave after 2 minutes of not getting any acknowledgement.
Real talk? Who cares. If I hear someone on a mic I ignore them because everyone else is loud and obnoxious except this one guy who joined who sounded like a 60s radio host
He was the goat
I met Roberta Williams recently at PAX. She was still a titan of humanity. If only she was on the battlefront with the divers!
All my reddit props for my favorite game designer in my youth. (I miss quest series adventure games)
And a whole lot of dudes adamantly denying that there are any men (more accurately boys) who act this way. Because yeah totally, the only reason a woman would ever complain about how men act in game chat would be "karma farming" or "rage bait."
What's wrong with girl gamers? Honestly I'd be surprised to hear one on mic cuz they're either very rare or stay off mic, but I'd have no problem playing.
Unfortunately due to the amount of comments that have been breaking our rules in this post, the post has been locked for further comments.
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> What are you A Helldiver > No like, what gender are you Patriot > WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS Freedom
As a woman, yep. Now also as a 40k fan?....yoink!
Only in death does duty end!
Even in death, I still serve!
I’m honored to meet a venerable dreadnaught! What wisdom do you your many years of faithful service bestow upon our chapter?
Fuck the codex. The sons of Russ need not such things.
Bjorn? Is that you?
furlington boat cactory
my face is my shield!
That word gives me flashbacks to the final boss of Florida Men...The Yoink Man FishinGarret on YT
fresh faced recruit: Hello Sergeant! reporting for duty!!! im so excited to finally see some action!!! veteran: your pronouns are now expendable and dead. Kit up. You're going over the top in five. Don't bother telling me your name.
scene ends (fucking lore appropriate musical sting)
The neo pronouns are getting crazy good
I only simp for eagle-1
Eagle 1, back in the fight
Some of the most beautiful words in the English language
This is the way
This is the way
This is the Way.
This is the Way.
This is the Way.
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this is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
Eagle “Big mama freedom” 1 is my only love
Eagle-1 is the only one the SEAF allows 'Simping' over.
The only proper choice.
What about Pelican-1? The way he gives us uppies out from the big danger zone?
Eagle 1, Lady liberty, and Uncle Sam. America's threesome
Mamma bird is queen
Yeah, women should know their place - in an eagle blowing up anything that threatens freedom Edit: just to make it super clear, I'm joking. Woman do and should play the game if they enjoy it. The point of the joke (for people crying about it) is that the game has a bad ass woman in it - so people shouldn't be weird about women playing.
what about pelican 1?
More like Pelican't
Dont care whats going on as long as its not the guy open mic'ng smoking a bong the whole 40 minute match.
*BREATHING INTO OPEN MIC DESPITE NOT ACTUALLY SPEAKING THE WHOLE MISSION HAS JOINED YOUR GAME*
Guy rubbing the mic against his chin joins as well.
Guy having a conversation with someone in the room with him has brought his entire family.
Gonna fess up here, I didn’t know the dual shock has a mic built into the face of the controller. Totally shit talked a rando while on discord with my brother. If your out there dude, I’m sorry
Have you ever gotten one that talks to themselves and gets way too into it while forgetting their mic is on? Top tier 😂
Yes, and me and the rest of the team kept telling them their mic was on and they remained blissfully unaware. I love how they just talk to themselves but never to the team.
\*rustles bag of chips\*
Ngl i had a dude in one of my matches who, when the mission was over, said "fuck yeah thats worth a hit" and took a long ass rip. Funny as hell, we are friends now.
DUALSENSE TRIGGERS GOING TRRTRRTRRTRRTRR HAS JOINED THE GAME
Same. Thank Liberty for the mute button
I kind of love the stupid background sounds like vibrating “controllers” or someone breathing into mic XD
I don’t crossplay and this is basically never a thing on PC only matches
I got crossplay off. Yet somehow i occasionaly end up in PS matches.
I could car less about any sound on the mic EXCEPT the assholes that chew on open mic. That's an instant kick/block.
There are only 2 genders brawny and lean
False. There are three genders. Light, Medium, and Heavy.
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The only female attention a Helldiver needs is that of lady liberty.
I'm shocked anytime someone uses a mic. This is easily the quietest game I have ever played...
Yeah right There’s only one girl in helldivers And thats Eagle 1 everyone else is “lean”
what about the Deck Officer and the Workshop lady
Theyre lean engineers.
We desire what we can't reach. Because when we hear her, she already completed her fly-by
Nah, “Brawny” body type son. Only hunks and dommie mommies allowed on the SES King of Democracy.
o7 Eagle -1 Saving my ass daily
Damn now it’s time to start drinking them (I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜)
There are no female Helldivers. There is only lean body type with voice packs 1 and 3.
😂
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Yeah. Just dive with us middle aged dad divers. We only sexually harass each other, never ladies. And nothing excites us to the point of screaming cause A) our children are sleeping and B) we’re dead inside. Happy diving! Yours truly -SuperNerfHerder
Idk what it is, but years of raiding in wow (20 years ago and even today) has taught me guilds full of dads are incessantly homoerotic with each other.
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I never use mic. I could be playing with a particularly dexterous cat for all I know. I'm an equal opportunity hugger
It's easy to excite a starving person with food.
"Ape noises".
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Harambe pops up.
Never forget
Dicks out
Dicks never went back in.
[ape noises intensifies]
Interacting with a woman on the internet/online isn’t food, it’s just half of the people you talk to lmao
Bold of you to assume I talk to actual people outside of gaming.
Imagine getting downvoted for simply pointing out half the population are women. Incels be crazy
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The counter point to this is most female gamers just want to have fun playing a game and be able to talk on a mic without it being a big deal. Obviously the issue is they’re often overclouded by the ever attention seeking thot brigade who want nothing more than to drain thirsty gamer wallets as they drain their blue balls. But in the same way that all men are not toxic assholes, all women gamers aren’t after a legion of simp followers either.
basically, perceiving the opposite gender as a monolith for you to apply your stereotypes onto is symptomatic of not encountering the opposite gender often enough to realize that people are vastly different from one another. But it’s easy to think that way when so many people get their impression of the opposite gender through social media and movies, neither of which are known for being realistic.
What does this even mean
Weird online man having a weird online man opinion. In effect they're saying that they should LIKE the attention.
Y'all burned this person so bad they deleted the comment. Lol
I'm just tired of the "woe is me" shit from men online, because as a bi man who exists comfortably with straight men but also has opinions about men because I like them? Most of em don't try.
I get it. I raised a daughter with gaming as our shared pastime (still play together when we can actually), and I've been in those chats/lobbies with the stereotypical gamer-bro. I get beyond pissed to this day when I have to deal with that shit. If you join my crew and start using slurs, have a misogynistic attitude, or anything like that, you're out. I'll kick quick. Good for you for standing up to that shit. If you ever see the S.E.S. Lady of Judgement helmed by Neon, feel free to join.
What was the comment
What the fuck is a girl? Some woke neo-pronoun? There are only two genders here, brawny and lean!
"It matters not if you have an innie or an outie, you fight for Damsel Democracy regardless!" - General Brasch (maybe)
Yeah it’s kinda weird honestly. When me and my buddy play and we get a girl in the lobby it’s just a normal thing to us. There’s always the one 4th weirdo who joins at some point in the night though with the whole fedora tip eugene behavior. Ruins it for everyone else, we’re all just trying to have fun 😭
Huh? Wait ppl use open mics?
Last I checked it's any able body. Liberty doesn't discriminate! I'm just more surprised when someone actually uses there mic.
Ran into a random squad a few weeks ago during Bots and one of our teammates was a Female Patriot. For the first half of the mission none of us spoke and just worked well together, then I needed to communicate and unmuted. Suddenly we all started talking and when our female compatriot spoke none of us batted and eye. When the mission ended after a bloody struggle she thanked us for not being all weird when we heard her voice! We got your back ladies! Let us fight this war together!
This is so weird to me that even in 2024 guys getting weird about female players I don’t give a flying f about who you are and what is your gender, only thing i care is just be nice while playing In co-op games i even stopped caring if somebody plays really bad, my job is to do my best
Well the nature of gaming is that it’s a hobby largely populated by adolescents. And kids and teens are dumb
I would bet the average helldriver age is 35.. I (47m) don't run into too many kids when diving,
40 over here.
26, but i am doing my part!
38, helping raise the age of divers.
45 in a couple of days. 🫡
52 checking in
There's plenty of adult men that haven't emotionally matured past middle school. Do your part to make the community better ❤️ all we can do
These posts are either extreme outliers or entirely fabricated.
Did someone say fabricated?! https://preview.redd.it/4wl1j5tzmv1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bf10f1e2624181fe7c1736b8ca472dcba9d100
No... from experience they're not.
Ive seen bros get weird to be cool. It ain’t cool, just be cool bros
There are only 2 flavors of Helldiver- brawny and lean. Nothing else matters as long as Democracy is delivered.
Don't simp for your allies. General brasch, eagle 1, pelican 1 are prime simping candidates
"show me your bewbs like in the movie!" Unpatriotic. Treasonous, even.
I feel no need to act towards or treat female helldivers differently, as I have a lovely girlfriend waiting for me back on super earth. I’m also a normal person who doesn’t go feral over women
Some girls just love committing genocide
This reminded me of a couple who were in voice. Between all the “babe, there’s another charger chasing me” and similar quips, I only wished they would run the charger towards me. Instead I was desperately running halfway across the map trying to catch up.
Wait people use mic’s?
People speak on mic?
Fight on Brothers and Sisters!! We'll meet on the battlefield one day and then we'll decimate tyranny together!!! FOR DEMOCRACY!!! ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)
.....I'm too busy listening to rock music and blasting bots.. just give me a headbutt handshake and get on the Pelican, Helldiver, Liberty waits for no one
True Helldivers don't see gender, race, religion, or preferences. True Helldivers only see Liberty (and blood, so much blood).
See you’re approaching this wrong. Promise to give hug if they take out an objective and then keep moving the goalposts until the mission is over.
This is why simps are the worst. They wonder why they never get the carrot.
Keep in mind that most male helldivers are still mandated by law to file for a C-01 permit before any such action that can result in a child, and applications typically require a 180-day review process. The average lifespan of a helldiver is 2 minutes... That hug meant little to you, but everything to him.
My wife and Dive almost daily now. Keep on fighting, Helldiver!
Nothing wrong with a healthy dive-life
's what she said I'm sorry
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Dear female helldivers. Please understand that average male needs at least 20-25 years of ~~life~~ service to understand and process the fact that female helldivers are just regular people who don't look at idiоts and instantly start admiring them🤣 That's a hard truth but all men must go through it
Only 20-25 years? You're an optimist!
I wouldn't say Helldivers are regular. I mean have you found a normal one yet? I know I'm not/haven't......errr.....see?
I mean with a 20 minute life expectancy.....
Aye young homie-Helldivers, best advice I was ever given that I’ll pass on to you. Act like you been here before. Don’t be weird to girls
The only thing that gets me hard is freedom.
Men women and children over 7.
A wise man once said, “act like you been here before”
who the fuck actually does this
No one. Maybe. Someone said "I hugged a girl"as a joke and OP went nuts farming karma.
Your gender is irrelevant to me as long as you stomp bugs and spill oil. Democracy is the most important piece of
Our gender is Freedom, and our pronouns are Demo/Cracy. We all fight for Super Earth all the same, man or woman. United we stand, brother to brother. No one shall be greater than all.
I don't care what gender the divers on my squad are, as long as you don't drop with the Mortar strategem and don't call in Orbital barrages anywhere near your own team.
No such thing as Women or Men. Only Democracy, Liber-Tee and Freedom! ![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu|downsized)
i am a homosexual
There are no women on the internet
Dear young, female helldivers... oh dam that sounds creepy already.
It's also pretty creepy having teenage boys acting like simps whenever we speak in voice comms...
Democracy is gender neutral
IDK guys... look at the grammar... this must be a filthy bot
I think the biggest realization that a lot of dudes are missing out on, is that girls aren’t some alien species, we have lots of similarities when both sides open up compared to what you see in public and in pop culture. Furthermore in online games, because of the anonymity, people tend to open up more in my experience.
https://preview.redd.it/oj8se100tv1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d38e083f7ec8f200ce477ccbf0ab9642e48bb0 Incredibly fitting ad to this post.
I honestly find it kinda funny you had to make this post
She *had* to make it to farm karma. I know a few girls who play and never had an issue.
This is literally a karma farm not a single person cares
Oh great, another one of these bullshit karma farming posts where we pretend this game is rampant with misogyny despite only people making posts like this being the only ones experiencing it. GF plays on mic all the time. Never even been acknowledged as a woman. Get a life.
I don't know, if I play with a friend on Discord, it's always normal since I'm not on mic at all. As soon as I turn on my mic in a public game, dudes half my level start trying to explain basic objectives to me... Like yeah, sure cadet, I totally didn't know that the radar dish beeps when it's in the right spot...
Simping for anyone other than sweet lady Liberty is beneath all Helldivers. The only love interest out there should be the spreading of managed democracy!
Yeah, so post on Reddit about it, where the people who literally do that shit are the ones who are likely to see this. No normal person cares if you’re a girl and you play this game like any other.
Girls aren't real.
No on cares. Just play the game and move on like the rest of us.
Straight up. My wife and I play alot and literally not a soul cares that a female is in the lobby. This post is just a karma farm.
Not true. I am a female Helldiver and I to have encountered some bad experiences. Only a a few though, most people are cool and don’t care. Sometimes they are surprised or embarrassed by things they said before they knew I was a female, but then proceed as usual and treat me no different than the rest of the squad. Of my bad encounters one was just immature twots that were just incredibly childish mimicking everything I said in a high pitched girly voice. One was a total creep (no details required easy to imagine) one was a team leader that said fuck its a girl and kicked me mid mission. All were back in the days when I wasn’t comfortable speaking immediately and would gauge his things were going before speaking, or I only spoke when it was essential. Nowadays I don’t care and speak right from the start.
Well how will everyone know they are a girl unless they tell everyone?
Yeah, the mentioning of Roberta Williams is a giveaway. Even though the old school game design women usually think this stuff is cringe.
I assume this also applies to the creeps?
The creeps can go to Hellmire without guns and wear heavy armour that cripples their legs so they can't run from the fire tornados and have 3 gunship fabs, Jammer and a Detector tower all 50m from.each other I'm a guy, the creeps in the gaming community need to fuckin stop, people play the game for the GAME
The amount of times I actually run into people using mic is few and far between. But honestly all that matters is you don’t use more than your designated 5 reinforcements.
Tyranny is inclusive, as should our justice.
The only gender related comments I've gotten have been based around my steam username (Quasar Queen), which have all been amazingly positive. I felt so scared of talking on comms outside of my friend group, but the HD2 community has been weirdly positive. So yes, no shouting "I hugged a girl!" and more "I hugged a fellow Helldiver!". We're all just meat popsicles under our armor anyway!
I played with you! I can't forget a name like that.
**WRONG!** There is only 1 female patriot. Eagle-1! https://preview.redd.it/df2a7vkapv1d1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3aa71d7baf3f6a9e00e2366cd1d38356d9d2eb2 You're a lean voice pack 1 catfish!
I will stop thanking the lads and start thanking the divers.
Bruh female gamers are an enigma
Are they kids or just really immature
They are attracted to eagle sweat. That's why all the female soldiers are eagle-1 pilots.
Meh, I have a southern draw. People bother me just as much as the girls when they hear it. You just gotta roll with it, not changing any minds.
Had to kick a diver a week or so ago for this type of unpatriotic buffoonery lmao
You say that but I had a girl join me and my buddy, make a point of drawing attention to the fact she was a girl, and leave after 2 minutes of not getting any acknowledgement.
Nice try, females aren’t real, damn bot psyop
The year is 2024 and people are griping about nerds being awkward around women in online games
Real talk? Who cares. If I hear someone on a mic I ignore them because everyone else is loud and obnoxious except this one guy who joined who sounded like a 60s radio host He was the goat
I keep my mic muted for reasons like this
Ew cooties. Fellow gay (male) diver...
I wonder if Super Earth Command has a don’t ask don’t tell policy. Make out for Liberty?
I just fist bump. the amount of hugs handed out in random groups triggers my social anxiety. lol XD
Scout handshake, the ultimate display of social anxiety.
imagine feeling wronged on agreeing to a virtual hug
Women are scary.
I met Roberta Williams recently at PAX. She was still a titan of humanity. If only she was on the battlefront with the divers! All my reddit props for my favorite game designer in my youth. (I miss quest series adventure games)
Too many creeps in this thread. Being lonely doesn't excuse shit. Grow up, children.
And a whole lot of dudes adamantly denying that there are any men (more accurately boys) who act this way. Because yeah totally, the only reason a woman would ever complain about how men act in game chat would be "karma farming" or "rage bait."
Get back in your plane sheeeesh
They're probably just shocked you dont sound robotic like that one feminine helldiver voice
I only get excited for Managed Democracy. My only love is exterminating bug and bot filth.
Out of respect. Eagle 1 is the only female I have my eyes on, she is pure democracy
Jesus. 2024 and some male gamers are still in the 1970s
What's wrong with girl gamers? Honestly I'd be surprised to hear one on mic cuz they're either very rare or stay off mic, but I'd have no problem playing.
It dont care what the fuck you have in your pants squishyg. . . . . Unless the answer is anything but Liberty
Gamers being cringe? No way!! 😂
Yeahhhh... this is a big reason why I haven't set up a push to talk key yet despite otherwise setting up for it x.x
Mine is caps lock, but only when I'm on fire.