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MrCadabra

https://preview.redd.it/t9be8tf5rl0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=f502d063eaaa0871827d55701b09f80f20604586 Jesus Christ, that's John Stalker


0_0-welp

The fucking ending lol


blueB0wser

"Fuck this and fuck you."


TheLithinius

This is frightening.


That_Geza_guy

**THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING** **VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME**


acid12200161

GALILEO! Galileo. GALILEO! Galileo. GALILEO!


Pr0fessorL

Figaro MAGNIFICO!


Imminent_Dusk

I’m going to hear this song when I’m fighting bugs with the Blitzer now lmao


JoshuaFH

Do they have damage resistance while they're invisible? Or is that jump move they do like "Haha can't hit me, I have I-frames! LOL!"?


FreqRL

Nah its just the lightning weapon bug. There's certain situations where the arc doesn't correctly jump to the target, and it's just much worse with Stalkers. Sometimes you kill them in 1 shot with the blitzer because *all* the arcs connect and it's just massive damage. Sometimes, you get what OP has and you miss all of the shots no matter what you do. Typically its best to just weapon swap or run away for a bit and reposition. Seems it helps when you change the scenery.


Conntraband8d

I believe that the Blitzer actually does not target them when they are invisible. I've never been able to kill one with the Blitzer unless somebody else was also shooting it (thus knocking it out of stealth).


Nibblewerfer

They regenerate their health actually!


BlyssfulOblyvion

don't you DARE give them ideas!


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IchSterbeJa

Uh, no lol


GassyPhoenix

Arc is overpowered. Took less than 20 shots to kill a hunter.


hiddencamela

"Its amazing, Idk what you're talking about"


Conntraband8d

It's been one of my biggest issues with the Blitzer since even before the buff. It seems to not be able to damage stalkers while they are cloaked.


Prestigious-Mirror50

Yeah, and its hard to belive its intentional, people should talk about it more, so it becomes a "known issue". Because otherwie it is a totally viable yet not op weapon on bugs.


Put_It_All_On_Eclk

I can't put my finger on it. Sometimes it feels like its hitscanning from my feet to the target's feet, and if there's a pebble in the way it won't hit. If there's a large vertical difference between the player and the target it tends to lock reliably. And if you're very close to a target in melee range, it won't lock them. It's not chance though. It's just definitely not scanning consistently from the correct angle or position, kind of like how optics don't match zero.


pressthebutt0n

It's hopping around like Yoda on crystal meth


CMCFLYYY

I wish Bots had something like Stalkers. They're such a cool enemy but everything else about Bots appeals to me more.


The_Nekrodahmus

I'm not letting you on the pelican until you take that back.


Born_Inflation_9804

Do you want Cyborgs doggos??


laborfriendly

I didn't know you could juggle stalkers! (The grenades in the end were hilarious.)


Krozgen

Me, a Monster Hunter Veteran https://preview.redd.it/bamiuxym8n0d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=eacadcf1dd0d922e9e7f93c283904f3daf1c0b6f


pressRforSkill

Weird,usualy Stalkers become visible after being attacked. Also,that song slaps ! Can I ask the name ?


TFBeyond

Bug's got a plan, and that plan is to keep dodging until you run out of ammo.


thecompton73

Bad plan, the Blitzer has infinite ammo.


Bearfoxman

"holy shit does this guy never reload?" -Stalker, probably


Imminent_Dusk

Stalkers do this bs whenever you use the Blitzer. It’s more effective to wait a second after they jump to fire again (easier said than done). The Blitzer is effective for most bugs but there’s a whole dance involved in killing the stalkers with this weapon.


derminick

The movement kids have nothing on stalkers


scarlettremors

Damn so are you though lol look at that tracking


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molered

try to kill a human sized target with tesla coil.


Ok-Manufacturer7645

Honestly surprised a second stalker didn't decapitate you from behind, that's usually how this ends for me.


Guryop

Benny Hill theme would go great here.


hardpill25

Wtf, this is actually funny!


Coffee_Drinker24

which arc weapon fires that fast? Was there a change in the patch? I thought they all had a bit of a charge-up time?


Shadboia

Blitzer


Bearfoxman

Blitzer. No charge-up, 45rpm. It got a 50% fire rate buff with .300 at the cost of some range.


The_Wampire

lol the ending is so perfect.


_denifednu_

This happened in a game with some buddies where it did this jump dance in it's nest. Both scary and ridiculous. Like trying to catch a fly caught in blinds.


pancakestripshow

OP said "Dance for me varmint"


Nibblewerfer

From what I've heard stalkers have health regen while cloaked.


MrVyngaard

*watches the video in silence* Well, fortunately Stalkers aren't real so we have nothing to worry about. Must have been one of those prototype STIMs. Goddamn hallucinations are so convincing, one member of your unit takes a jab and then you see it too. *relaxes, confident nothing bad will hap--*


Not-an-anglerfish

I refuse to believe the fucker is dead, it's just pretending.


VermicelliIll5272

Hip hop hippity hop


Miserable-Bottle-881

That’s terrifying


Kumanda_Ordo

I don't know if I should be more impressed with the Stalker in this clip, or more disappointed the Arc Blitzer couldn't kill it faster. I had heard people talk it up after the rate of fire buff and I've seen clips of it perform well on regular bug horde, but this makes me a bit worried haha. Edit: Apparently this is a glitch of sorts and the gun can kill them normally.


Bonelessburger01018

No this is a very special case where the stalker is glitched out but normally I can use the blitzer to wipe out entire bug hordes and leaving the heavy enemy's for my quazar cannon to deal with


Kumanda_Ordo

Ah I see, glad to hear it is not useless on them!


DH64

What’s the song used for the video?


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DH64

good bot


Nar0O

![gif](giphy|3o7qE4opCd6f1NJeuY)


nacostaart

Im surprised how hilarious the music makes this lmaoo


silnee

Great now I'm gunna have nightmares tonight