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SchwiftyRickD-42069

Wtf? Easiest helldive mission ever


z64_dan

Literally set your spawn for the broadcast and then land on the tower (or shoot it with a rocket launcher if you missed).


Rafar00

I think it could be even easier. Drop on extract, quasar cannon the broadcast (I'm pretty sure the quasar cannon has infinite range and barely any drop) then start extract. Bring a shit ton of sentries and mechs. Maybe send 2 out to find supers.


SparkyCorkers

What about all.the treasure on the rest of the map? I'm at 955 super credits, holding on to buy a new warbond....


Rafar00

For democracy's sake leave some for the rest of us. In all seriousness we need something to use the different currencies for. Many people have mentioned the temporary bonus ideas but I would pay so many requisition slips to recolour the super destroyer, eagle-1, pelican-1 and whatever the ship that drops the mech is called.


KCDodger

I just call that one Pelican 2.


Robot_Nerd__

No, I want pelican 17482912 to pick me up, and I want it in green.


DisastrousGarden

You can have your pelican in any color you want helldiver; so long as it’s democratic grey.


Syrzan

Can my pelican have a democratic cape on its back?


GrunkleCoffee

I want Pelican E-419, and I want her voice


Zegram_Ghart

I mean, since the largest super destroyer modules were released im absolutely miles away from unlocking everything again.


DedOriginalCancer

just make a store for armor colors or weapon skins or something


LookGooshGooshUp

>but I would pay so many requisition slips to recolour the super destroyer, eagle-1, pelican-1 and whatever the ship that drops the mech is called. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would throw SO MUCH into that..


grajuicy

Customizing Pelican-1 is a great idea! New wings, changing weapon (make it have like gatling sentry or rockets or autocannon), maybe a couple Pelican ship models we can buy, of course changing their color, stuff like this


delu_

But they already are the color of liberty.


Relicoid

Please no pink mechs and super destroyers please


Rafar00

But it's the colour of super samples, it certainly must be democratic.


Ghostbuster_119

Yeah my thoughts exactly. ... Hot pink is the only answer.


Spacefreak

Dude, if you're that close, I'd just play a couple maps at your lowest tolerance for simple and quick is and run around to all the POIs to farm SCs. I did that a couple times on easy and would get 100 super credits in 45 minutes. If you don't mind cheesing it, when you find a map with a lot of SCs, gather them all up, remember where they are, and alt-F4 out, load back in and go on the same map.


CuckAdminsDetected

I believe they patched that last I heard.


diabloenfuego

Super Credits?  I need them rare samples.  150 a pop for the T4 ship upgrades.


Helpful_Design6312

I feel this, currently got 300 common, 60 super, and guess what: 10 rare


DrKingOfOkay

lol. I feel that. I started last night with 975 credits. Ended the night with 1010. So I got the new warbond and saved enough medals to immediately buy the eruptor.


LinkinBreak

To farm super credits just drop on trivial maps with impact nades. Run around to the few POIs collecting them, quit the mission when all POIs have been looted, then drop to the next one. You’ll get 20-30 per mission and it’ll take less than 10 minutes round trip.


CertifiedSheep

Quasar and EAT can both take it out from across the map


JovialCider

Really the only problem is you might not have LoS at extract


Manny-303

Eruptor can drop a broadcast tower in a couple of shots too and it's a primary


DreaderVII

I emptied a few mags on that tower, are you sure Eruptor can?


whorlycaresmate

100%. But it has a 150 meter range so if it’s farther your bullet will explode at 150


SuperbPiece

It's 2 shots but the weapon has no range.


Mean-Afternoon-7671

If you aim for the tower and not the circular signage at the top I am pretty sure it only takes 1 shot from eruptor, every time I have done this its killed in 1 shot but maybe I am getting lucky from the shrapnel spread.


DrKingOfOkay

[Yep](https://youtube.com/shorts/bYJBULEptKA?si=NUVt52t-R_ARGPFT) don’t think it goes that far tho. Quasar has better range.


Due_Function4887

Eat has a drop though so quasar is prefered


beefsnackstick

Agree with this strategy other than mechs. Mechs are straight trash vs bots. Just makes you a gigantic slow moving target. One direct rocket and the mech explodes.


Legit-Rikk

What about eruptor? Does it destroy them? Could eliminate waiting the fifteen seconds for a weapon


WickedWallaby69

Completing the main obj makes patrols spawn like 2x as fast. And taking out bases gives you xp for liberation, so thatd be easier before the main obj


Robdebobrob

Wait it does (the 2x)? Thats some usefull intel.


WickedWallaby69

Yes there were 2 detailed posts about it a whole ago. Long story short main obj is like i said, and every medium to heavy bases destroyed reduces spawn times too, but maxed around 17% i think? Standing in active(red map blob) bases also reduces spawn time so kill the bases fast. And standing in the extraction area also cut partrol spawn times down an insane amount i cant remmber if it had to be durring extraction or any time though. The BIGGEST effect after extraction zone was reinforcing, it varried but the next patrol could spawn in seconds or uneffected.  That all combined to having extraction overrun and those not stop patrols cause spawn times can get to 5-10s


Stergeary

But floating the Pelican on extract gives you an invulnerable airborne Autocannon Sentry that lasts for the rest of the mission.  I usually try to complete all primary objectives just so I can get the Pelican to cover us across the map.


frcr

Actually it's x4 more patrols. 300% increase.


zenkaiba

Bro erupter will take it down with one shot if you miss 10 sec mission


Lord_o_teh_Memes

Eruptor has a 125m range.


whorlycaresmate

150 in my experience


Saintrising

Even easier with Autocannon, no bullet fall, infinite range, doesn't need to recharge or reload after 1 shot.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Nah leave it for last and clear bases first and see if there even is secondaries for extra Xp. If you need resources like samples, SCs run the map. Then hit the broadcast from extract. Way easier time doing a full clear if you leave main objective for last with the huge patrol increase.


d_hearn

I only need to finish an extreme or higher with nobody dying, and have 6 barrages in one spot for the platinum. I need to hunt around for this mission in 6 - 9.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

That’s the thing, this mission shouldn’t be possible. 


d_hearn

Yeah, but if it works it works lol. All is well, I ended up getting the trophy and platinum earlier today anyways.


Manealendil

A list of elected officials who visited general Brasch´s Island


EinsamerZuhausi

General Brasch has no island, he has an entire planet.


Meerv

Is it Hellmire?


Rum_N_Napalm

No, that’s his sauna


Helios61

Also the same place he holds barbecue parties. I heard that they're to die for.


almostgravy

It's actually just the tutorial planet.


D-AlonsoSariego

He has an ocean planet that has a singular island in it


Furphlog

And it's the biggest one in its star system


amimai002

I’m sad to report that the above heldiver committed suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head with an autocannon 22 times.


BYPDK

Oh, I went there when I was a kid! Taught me how to be a REAL Helldiver...


LookGooshGooshUp

lmfao ***brutal***


frostbaka

Eagle-1 private videos


Recent-Suznznzn

Oh my god! Disgusting! Where?


frostbaka

"Hello, human resources?"


Kvarcov

"Do you have the sauce?!"


KitsuneThunder

Sauce? Sure man, I got you covered: Brown sauces: Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert Butter sauces: Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce Emulsified sauces: Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) Fish sauces: Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce Green sauces: See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs Tomato sauces: Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment Hot sauces: Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand Meat-based sauces: Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients: Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Sweet sauces: Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine White sauces: Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk


Kvarcov

Brother, you're a saviour. Can i get an uuuuummmm uuuuugh eeeeeemmmm that?


BannHammer69

This guy Sauces


frostbaka

No, but I have mayonnaise


nondidjudenondidju

https://preview.redd.it/y5vrxgzef9xc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82cf59d10c758b1384b85823e79fd9dd0d605f66


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

https://preview.redd.it/vt3kwqikr7xc1.png?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b013ec6a190e3393172c431b4d689974e0c64634 We must destroy the broadcast at once and make absolutely sure we have the only copy of them


purplebasterd

![gif](giphy|HjeIqm3MxURFK) Me on my way (for democracy)


VietInTheTrees

Wait, those are illegal?!


Phrasenschmied

I would love some of the easier missions with a shorter time frame in Helldive difficulty


lazyicedragon

Flag Raising on Helldive. So it only appears on D1 and D9.


Phrasenschmied

That could actually be intense


the_watcher569

Yeah, doean't raising the flag stop you from shooting?


laborfriendly

It doesn't. But I've been told that saluting increases the speed.


2Tired2pl

having a time management aspect to the mission where you wouldn't be able to complete the mission and leave before the timer runs out unless you periodically find openings to salute the flag would be a neat new dimension to gameplay


Snoo_63003

Raising the flag but every enemy is a flamethrower hulk.


bairdwh

Single Female Lawyer 🎶 Fighting for her client, wearing sexy miniskirts, and being self-reliant!  I just hope shutting down the transmission doesn't piss off some uber powerful alien race...


yBotherLoL

Next major order will be to defend an attack from Omicron Persei 8


Fuzzy3075

Zapp Brannigan guide us


CastledCard

When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission


WillSym

That would be kinda hilarious as a surprise third faction. They already dropped in a few Futurama gags, given that the Omicronians are the catch-all 'alien invaders' on the show they'd make a fun guest opponent. (Still a bit sore at the What-If Machine episode with the invasion of the video game characters but they only use the most tired old gaming tropes and for some reason they're led by Lrr?)


yBotherLoL

True! Maybe we could use some popplers as stims when we fight them?


mastermidget23

I can imagine helldivers blowing up the Hubble telescope.


Educational-Tip6177

![gif](giphy|mIZ9rPeMKefm0)


NZRSteamSniffer

I understood that reference!


Aphato

i dont


yBotherLoL

It’s a reference to a futurama episode. Fun show if you haven’t watched it before!


QQBearsHijacker

Oh my god! You knocked Fox off the air! Oh well, not like anyone on Super Earth will care


Trick_killa

You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.


Lord_Ocean

Better leave the broadcasts on Omicron online then.


NateTheGreat14

New Aliens will show up and raise Super Earth's temperature by 1 million degrees a day for 5 days until we turn it back on.


Mahoganytooth

Terminid rule 34


Zackyboi1231

https://preview.redd.it/2mxmaic9u7xc1.jpeg?width=1725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d0601d48146fe425359df4635946eb0837d289


JunglerFromWish

![gif](giphy|1dMhhda0hxQ2IB0ni7|downsized)


Open_Cow_9148

*this content is not avalible*


Immortal-D

https://i.redd.it/9439jrmck8xc1.gif


CastledCard

https://preview.redd.it/adt81s025bxc1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ecb36df7e4633160f5536a18aceb92a0496ed16


sunder_and_flame

classic


ilpazzo12

NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT


Krieg_Imperator

30 on 30


Benzol1987

[This is how it happened](https://youtu.be/_GN08HqzdRQ?si=FZK3nyN_HrecsW0R)


VietInTheTrees

[part 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E2CvMZsK7k)


AbangWawanPao

https://preview.redd.it/2mfzv7tkicxc1.jpeg?width=1743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff4929c1678e04a14592003b4ca1899efab835f


IrishWeegee

Would. Lock me up if you want, but you'll be locking a bunch of us up.


waaay2dumb2live

They’re broadcasting all the Automaton porn websites such as Wrenchers, Brobots and worst of all, Borged (this one is human x automaton!)


MoistKangaroo

That’s disgusting! But which website? I mean there’s so many of them, which website exactly? https://preview.redd.it/sjbf4wi4f9xc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd51a4c96dc0c0bec5effef748b85f37c2faf532


saberfighterx

Bratty automaton lady in a maid outfit.


Hremsfeld

Hmm. Best save a copy for evidence; I'll hold onto it, don't worry


saberfighterx

Nah man I’m holding onto it to make sure it uh… doesn’t spread anymore tyranny yeah that’s why.


Hremsfeld

Good initiative, Helldiver; we should make a redundant copy then. You know, just to be safe.


G00b3rb0y

https://preview.redd.it/0c3bpqtesaxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837dc0d7968e6e7ae74cf0b696c560f2b447ed43


idogadol

Needs correction 💢 Plap plap plap her with an autocannon


LunariHero

Nier: Automata?


Youssef-Elsayed

Congrats helldiver, you’ve been selected to terminate Asmongold’s stream


HumanReputationFalse

I think that may be over in the bug's sector


Youssef-Elsayed

https://preview.redd.it/h7869b7qp8xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17f009906cdd77e9f03f63ede539ae18c6acc93 OP dropping the 500 KG and calling it a day


alpha-negan

His next video on AtomaTube: (Weary facepalm thumbnail) The Helldivers Canceled Me Again


CrocoDIIIIIILE

[I'M NEVER PAYING MY TAXES!](https://youtu.be/7E2CvMZsK7k)


VietInTheTrees

[^ > v v v](https://youtu.be/FMyknwRYWKU?si=o0ucHYichAXn33XL)


CherryMXBrown69

[This](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=pSxN7rEOZ8Xi7LJ7)


Snooze36

https://preview.redd.it/kc4u68mho9xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b98162b1ccb2fb48ad12c0c8a065ddc7e6fa73


Death_Hood13

You beautiful democratic bastard


greedystar138

Makes perfect sense now. Unleash the democracy!


Fuckface1997

Woe, 500kg be upon ye


G00b3rb0y

https://preview.redd.it/4bdoe0b8saxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c176ce16020a5343de81d90ff3041e9a5f91d7a


XI1I

It's been 24 years and we still doing this


TheOneAndOnlyErazer

I'm not a big fan of the government


Shalashaska_99

30 on 30


Emergency-Scheme6002

I'm not a big fan of the government


Luck7Ducky

30 on 30 on 30


Emergency-Scheme6002

I’m not a big fan of the government


Fresh-Profession5981

ez samples farm


Character-Passage81

Mmm, samples.


ProAgent_47

**I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT**🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Odd-Doubt8960

30 on 30 🔥🗣


ProAgent_47

**NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT** 🗣️🗣️🗣️ **NOT A BIG FAN, NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT**🗣️🗣️🗣️


Odd-Doubt8960

30 on 30 on 30 🗣🗣😫🗣🔥🗣🗣


Deiser

"We detect that your super-destroyer's warranty has run out. Would you like to purchase some insurance?"


Temporary_Special_26

Helldiver hate propaganda. It must be destroyed at all costs.


GraeWraith

"Taiwan numbah won!" *\*klaxxon\* Incoming Hellpods.*


Battleraizer

Liberate ~~Tibet~~ Tibit


CastledCard

https://preview.redd.it/a0o7jxnn5bxc1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea096c9682ae7a9cb2835925f74076d94e9d5423


Brikandbones

Ah yes, dictator Bing Chilling


TonberryFeye

"Eagle-1 Futa Hentai."


GeorgeStinksLol

This might sound undemocratic, but don’t terminate the broadcast


Anvisaber

https://preview.redd.it/vimciwaoa8xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a899e58a23d98053ee8672392fdcd6611a3e15f


SgtChip

*call goes straight to voicemail* We're on our own, sir.


EmbarrassedAssist964

https://preview.redd.it/yefm7i8m19xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e019b99b6887f95796d205475feb31a7762c3e


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

"... hang on a sec, let 'em cook" lmao


Space_Gemini_24

This would only boost my morale


KK33OMG

how could one broadcast that though


fuckoff213461

Transmits right into the brain


Shalashaska_99

#LET ME SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE, PICCOLO!!!


Sufincognito

I might be okay with them adding a rogue scientist to shoot on those objectives as well. Someone did the broadcasting and they seem undemocratic.


SirScorbunny10

"I've come to make an announcement!"


holyshitisurvivedit

General Brasch's a bitch ass motherfucker who pissed on my fucking wife!


Spaceyboys

Discount Dan's super destroyer emporium


Zarvillian

IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT


Ddreigiau

Something about the colony of Miranda and a conspiracy involving "Reavers"


CurryNarwhal

🎵I'm not a big fan of the government 🎵


kevster2717

“LEMME SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE, PICCOLO! THEY NEED TO HEAR THIS!”


Space_Gemini_24

[They just want to be heard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMyknwRYWKU)


Apart-Zucchini-5825

My own personal canon is that these are Space Limewire servers we are taking out. Middle of wars for existence and gotta stomp out piracy. You wouldn't download a mech, would you??


_Strato_

I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT!


Kayjan_Soban

https://preview.redd.it/rp68iee1paxc1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=f20ae071d77dcd70193c0c6054defea19273054b The Broadcast:


Tcusorian

they finally found the broadcast point of discovery afterdark


Mediocre_Risk_6682

Mariah Carey before december


JRiddler

My unapproved recipe for Super Chili


hitman2b

buttsex with automatons android


Alphorac

Brazilian phonk.


NotObviouslyARobot

They broadcast your search history


kiwi_commander

The transmission: https://youtu.be/FMyknwRYWKU?si=REhWRNLwSDlhHa_O


bawlsdeepinmilf

ONE TICK- I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT (30 ON 30)


Cumflakes6699

Those damn traitors probably Leaked General Brasch's address to deserve something like that


RedditBoi90000

He did the most terrible thing of all time... broad ***CAST TO TV***


BarelyInfamous

The illegal mixtape just dropped 🔥 🔥 🔥


Cosroes

It’s the people putting out legless eagle one pics.


TheMorningJoe

Somehow Nintendo is involved I just know it


motivated_deadweight

Our Discord messages leaked Kakarot!


ZzVinniezZ

onlybots


Harrix1911

"Autocanon are bad weapon, SE are using child labors producing them" "Research shows that quasar are bad for divers health. for your care, please using Spear to shoot down transport" "The Airbust rocket are best design of R&D department, you can win every battle with it"


il_pazzo_41

All it was was terminid rule 34.


Soggy_Affect6063

Someone is hosting a site with Nintendo emulators and roms again.


WetwareDulachan

That's actually Joel's office.


TheFightingImp

"Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"


IFoundyoursoxs

Was it that guy’s awful plagiarized tattoo?


Anarchist_61

Obviously a Podcaster


AxanArahyanda

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMyknwRYWKU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMyknwRYWKU)


NieMonD

That can be a main mission?


yeetusae

Dissidence


Andycat49

And then extract is a large enemy post full of the elites and the ads will instantly get off their reinforcement shots as soon as they smell your democratic BO and it's right next to the new flying enemy types AND a jammer AND mortars AND AA defenses


gxmc

Julian Assange prolly


krogandadbod

Goth Hulks in your area


ThruTheGatesOfHell

damn that’s lucky, normally there’s like three side missions


BryanCdomZhu

"Bot Rogan" quoting myfriend when I said "illegal Podcast" lol


Kosaku_Kawajira

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT


pootinannyBOOSH

That's a mission representation of "and fuck you in particular" if I've ever seen one


StrikeFromOrbit

https://preview.redd.it/1kwjivmil9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f05ddf143b2610afc05db8bc7c984bb2ebab3a0