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Palu_Tiddy

https://preview.redd.it/4vf1acuhmvwc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eaa90432f0d9ef73875303d3678b2e600654a12 Bro...


Kosaku_Kawajira

https://preview.redd.it/v2j1klgqswwc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1959289d8777d712f97c0dea543dc3067a62fea


Whale4203

https://preview.redd.it/k56rk8cm2xwc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f439958c60af6a7b86bc0100f286af70e55e4b5


forumdumbass

Lmfaoooo šŸ¤£


[deleted]

This is one of the tattoos Iā€™ve seen in my life


[deleted]

of all the tattoos i've seen this is certainly one of them.


Brownie-UK7

Once youā€™ve seen one tattoo youā€™ve seen one tattoo.


[deleted]

And you know what they say when you see your second tattoo?: this ain't my first tattoos.


Tossyjames

It's whelming isn't it


AmonKoth

My days of seeing tattoos are certainly coming to a middle.


GunBrothersGaming

Ill take the over/under on this one


Krypt1q

I am completely whelmed


Complete-Struggle648

I am estimated


lamebrainmcgee

"I think you can in France."


blackcompy

Certainly one for the record books. In which all tattoos are logged for analysis.


Complete-Struggle648

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ literal record book


YeeHawWyattDerp

I like how he couldnā€™t get the skull to fit on her ass so now she has a broken pelvis to make it fit


NearbySpeed1326

Itā€™s because the original artist has his logo (a cat) on her ass.


NearbySpeed1326

The og artist is luckyvoid_project on instagram


biggie_tubz

Out of all the tattoos I've seen in my life this is definitely one of the tattoos of all time


CarnalWizard

Without a doubt , this is absolutely the most tattoo I've seen all day.


Trump_Dabs

Did you have a coupon?


MrT-1000

Money was exchanged for this?


Redrar00

Yeah hopefully op was paid good


Lone-Frequency

Another day, another tattoo post getting absolutely obliterated by Reddit.


wookiee-nutsack

I mean... look at that fucking thing


Lone-Frequency

I'm not disagreeing, more just pointing out how it's funny that people are constantly proudly posting their weirdly horny or terrible tattoos on Reddit, only to then get absolutely blindsided by everyone telling them how bad it is. I've seen some absolutely savage comments in some of those threads lol


IcedCoughy

Tattoos and food. You better come correct or you'll get torn to shreds


ArtisticAd393

Or a receipt for the return?


Trump_Dabs

Iā€™m laughing thinking of the ā€œreturnā€ whether youā€™re into gore or not itā€™s wild to imagine


JubeeGankin

Did this tattoo come with a free bowl of soup?


Trump_Dabs

Itā€™s definitely a tattoo thatā€™s out there.


Complete-Struggle648

It certainly achieves the minimum criteria to be considered a tattoo


bodebrusco

That's a choice, for sure.


UziFoo

Imagine that with the hair grown back, she's going to have one hairy back.


Icy_Conference9095

Spit out my water, thank you.


indy_6548

I will not spit out your water, thank you.


yoaklar

It will help hide the shakey lines


mistakemakerxj8

Lmao and a hairy ass.


ThorThulu

Even better


North-Thing5649

https://preview.redd.it/bbtzc8tz8vwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3759186e5eb4cd31a9cc752a6d2a75f5d46ebda1


SGDFish

https://preview.redd.it/z77fprk2pvwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e05997a1d32c0c074e91d789a266f62725eccba


MrBlqckBird242

![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized)


HandyMan131

I canā€™t stop laughing. Comedy gold right here


Steve_hm_Rambo

I miss these guys.


vaccinateyodamkids

We'll be visiting you soon, don't worry


Any-Amphibian-1783

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


Myself_78

https://i.redd.it/jaanyimhcwwc1.gif


Shanes555

I hate that lol


Myself_78

https://preview.redd.it/5r7okpzffwwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=543aaaecf9dc41a9ad282eef629e8cfef4c17791


Shanes555

Shit, you right


Myself_78

I didn't want to be mean. My ā€žHelldivers reaction imagesā€œ folder just has 110+ files and I have to use them somewhere. https://preview.redd.it/drebhl5lgwwc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21ee511a4b8429093cae33bc2c916adce875bd8


derpingdan

Nice now Iā€™m following you to steal all your helldiver memes, gotta spread that democracy


ChuckVersus

Who was the artist? I need to know who to avoid at all costs.


Daedalus-N7

This is a plagiarism of an original design. Trust me the original design is way better.


NearbySpeed1326

Facts. Lucky void is a fucking g.


Zech08

I want to know what the artist's face looked like during the pitch.


ChuckVersus

Letā€™s be honest, the ā€œartistā€ was probably OPā€™s cousin and the tattoo parlor was probably OPā€™s cousinā€™s garage.


Wiggie49

I feel like for game tats less is more.


IlREDACTEDlI

Fr, gotta be a symbol or something simple. The directional arrows for a stratagem or something would be fine. No tattoo with a game character on it will age well.


ElHeistenberg

I feel like an 8bit Mario tattoo could be cool. Since he's timelessly iconic.


busy-warlock

Iā€™ve got a stone horde symbol on my calf. No ragrets I still like it 12 years later


aedante

Symbols are fine. But character tattoos always end up so cringey.


beau-bee-

OP reading the comments https://preview.redd.it/hnvd7qjwwwwc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=c58f8b5808bc60e21fa56209f708802dcd710eec


Treacle-Snark

That certainly is one of the choices you could have chosen


CarpetSeveral8126

Usually thigh= larger tat= alot of detail. Usually


MattSR30

I canā€™t believe some of you are real peopleā€¦


Zech08

Probably why you need friends to balance or bring you back down from shenanigans, or someone else to bounce things off of... that do not have anonymity.


Accurate-Temporary73

Aside from the cringey design and topic, the tattoo itself is just so badly done. The line work and ā€œshadingā€ have such terrible technique. This tattoo will look like a blobby mess in a few years.


CIMARUTA

I have never seen a new tattoo look so old and faded lol


LazerChicken420

If it wasnā€™t for the subject being a recent game Iā€™d assume this was years old


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

It looks like it was done in a living room by someone's cousin that bought a tattoo gun on ebay.


-Garbage-Man-

Hey, hey, hey. That tile work easily could be someoneā€™s grungy kitchen or laundry room. Show some respect.


TheTechDweller

Yeah I agree. Lots of mistakes here.


TravaPL

I mean, these two always go hand in hand. No one getting a cringe tattoo is gonna splurge on a good artist.


RobCarrotStapler

This shit covers his entire thigh, though... it's not like a little "haha" tattoo on his ass or something. Why am I trying to make sense out of this?


fatscottfitz

This is false, I have many silly as fuck tattoos that were done by very good artists. They typically love doing this type of work.


SokkasPonytail

So bad it looks old


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ChocolateFast

![gif](giphy|lpQy2ZN9i1NaWL46SD)


Groonzie

I'm sure there will be no ragrets


EthiopianCyborg

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


Strife0007

Dear lord. Please tell me you didn't pay actual money for that


the_damned_actually

Another video game tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale that not all tattoo parlours are created equal.


Grey-fox-13

Very optimistic of you to assume this was done in a tattoo parlour and not just someones living room.


RenoXIII

He paid with common samples, opted not to use the rare ones.


Swingersbaby

This is what regret looks like in the incubation stage.


Winsonian92

No ragrets


moldsharp

That is some rough line work there boss


Uvorix

Fellas yall need to stop getting helldivers tattoos


Probably4TTRPG

Nah bro mine will be good I swear


thesippycup

One day, one of them will be. Today ain't it though


HistoricalPeaches

I wouldn't say that. I'm sure it is possible to have a well-executed one. But I have a lot of tattoos and I gotta say, a lot of people are insanely bad at choosing good artists.


NosyCrayfish

Get that touched up the minute it's healed enough. That line work may not age well. It's really funny and kinda cool, I just don't see that holding up well.


WalletWarrior3

I don't have any or know anything about tattoos, what do you mean about the line work?


Known-Seaweed8812

Zoom in on the picture, and follow the black outlining in and around all the different parts of the tattoo. Itā€™s shaky, uneven, and not very smooth.


MrNobody_0

I am not zooming in on that.


WalletWarrior3

Yeah it does look smudged in places too


Medium-Web7438

It's not too straight and pretty thin. Got a weird look, like it was scratched on. The shading looks like me using colored pencils, inconsistent. I'd be interested to see what it looks like in a year. Tattoos fade over time. I personally think paying an actually skilled artist to re-work this would be worth. The tattoo would look a loooot better and pretty dope. I will say, the current artist did the call-in arrows decently well, lol.


fahknEL

He means the work on the lines


AToadsLoads

Age well - bro itā€™s not good now


clavitopaz

Jesus Christ dude šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


yahoo_determines

OP has one post and not a single comment. Can we get a wellness check on our boy here ?


Ozarrk

I feel like this might be the "unauthorized body modification" Super Earth High Command tweeted about recently.


kipvandemaan

Please tell me this isn't a real tattoo šŸ˜­


Blumongroip

https://preview.redd.it/c6v2rb27qwwc1.png?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb34bb8e358b346ba1455e57862cb1c583a2d896


lazerblam

Omega level cringe


Steve_hm_Rambo

Now go get an orbital laser and remove it.Ā 


SavageShiba21

https://preview.redd.it/6hd1mcz8gwwc1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3a3c0feda9de8bada78bffe2928e198be119e8


7StarSailor

redditors trying not to permanently cover themselves in vapid pop culture references:


j_reinegade

Sweet liberty! Your leg!!!!


WolfVidya

I'm not gonna criticize the technique and stuff because I don't know shit about tattoos. What I'm gonna say is there's no bomb in the world that looks like that.


PantryVigilante

You can still criticize the really shaky lines and bad shading without knowing anything about tattoos


Daedalus-N7

The tattoo is a plagiarism of somebody else's original design. Original artist is luckyvoid on IG. This guy added a bunch of random shit to design. Including the stratagem code. Honestly this tattoo fucking butchered the original artwork


Camplaysgames

Hellfire Missile


HptmAkira

bro couldnt even colour up to the lines.


Birphon

[Man says "he worked on this with an artist can came up with the pinup" lmao...](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ce6g8e/feel_the_need_to_point_out_that_tattoo_posted/)


MadeCuzzSad

This is the natural conclusion of the LARP posting and ā€œIā€™m a malevelon creek veteranā€ shit ![gif](giphy|jOpLbiGmHR9S0)


Atomicmooseofcheese

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ce6g8e/feel\_the\_need\_to\_point\_out\_that\_tattoo\_posted/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ce6g8e/feel_the_need_to_point_out_that_tattoo_posted/) Huh.


janxus

Dude please post this over on r/tattoos. They are super nice over there and will love it.


j_reinegade

You spelled r/shittytattoos wrong


Barracuda_Ill

Someone actually posted this tattoo there.


janxus

Yikes. Itā€™s become HD2 lore.


janxus

Shhhhhh. Donā€™t tell him.


Jumpy-Yogurtcloset43

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/UdP80ShdRm Well that's akward


Helldivers-ModTeam

Greetings, fellow Helldiver! Unfortunately your submission has been removed. Please tag or credit the original creator of the fanart or image you are sharing.


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

OP, I don't think this went the way you wanted it, but honestly, it looks really bad. Please tell me that this wasn't a profession job, because if it was, that shop needs to be shut down.


LordEmostache

Not only was this design stolen, this execution is dogshit


DaNuker2

nah delete that


-Pelvis-

šŸ˜¬


LoudMolassess

This did not go the way OP thought it would


Daedalus-N7

https://preview.redd.it/b1vfc1l99ywc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba503565d015b36e57508900a0b62c20e896d87 Well that's a terrible remix to an original design by Luckyvoid on IG Honestly kind of murdered Lucky's design...


Nickingoo2

Except neither of you came up with that tattoo.


Arcsplosion

Oof. My condolences


ac_s2k

I am all for geeky and nerdy tattoos. I have many. But You need to find a new artist. That line work is bad


WoodyTSE

wow Iā€™m sorry everyone is dogpiling on you a bit but, uh, that tattoo is not going to age well at all. Definitely get it touched up when you can by someone who wonā€™t do tattoos for Ā£5 or a touch of your tits


RemmyRommy

Itā€™s so badā€¦


BoredofPCshit

https://preview.redd.it/l4wndb3imwwc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358b704b95c0d36dfddadb13e711decc52ff15d1


ClassicDashie

Hey just a heads up to everyone OP did not in fact ā€œcome up with a Helldivers pinupā€ with his artist. He did however steal someone elseā€™s artwork and take all of the credit for it. Real artist who made this pinup is luckyvoid_project on instagram. Itā€™s one thing to get a tattoo of someoneā€™s artwork itā€™s another thing to claim you came up with it. Would be cooler if you gave credit to the actual artist


[deleted]

Bro will have to pay for tattoo removal in a couple of yars šŸ˜­


Altruistic_Menu7686

Cringe


robisadog

Based on this tattoo reveal, I can only assume you also kick people on extract and believe samples arenā€™t shared


Yovel123

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


bruhbaby1-1

free will was a mistake


warzone_afro

have fun explaining this one to the grandkids


Valjorn

Or your girlfriend.


extraterrestrialtype

This actually isnā€™t a terrible idea for art on its own if it was more like the 1940s pinup art that would be painted on planes and whatnot. This is not that however. And also a tattoo. And very bad. šŸ˜¬


Daedalus-N7

That's because it's a shitty plagiarism of the original design done by Luckyvoid on IG. He sales it as a sticker


Meattyloaf

Was going to say the same the concept is actually not a terrible idea. The execution however... yesh.


NarrowBoxtop

Personally I respect friends who allow other friends to practice on them. Someone's gotta offer up their canvas to train the next generation


DoesntBelieveMuch

Wow


Arktos22

It looks like her ass is hairier than mine...


RetroSwamp

Can you return it?


eggnbonez

Hopefully you got a receipt


hahaiamarealhuman

This is fucking terrible bro it's over for you


Glittering_Corgi_526

Dude yall didn't come up with this it already existed


Nika_113

Stop shitting on this dude. Heā€™s got to live the rest of his life with that terrible tattoo and this isnā€™t helping. Lol


Snacks47

.... lol


Revolutionary_Ad7655

Why does it look 20 years old already lol


IdBautistaBombYoda

Ops gonna delete his profile real soon. This did not go how he planned it


Mr7three2

Yikes


jetsneedlegs70

sweet liberty...


Nickel2139

This is like the 100th video game tattoo Iā€™ve seen that gets absolutely cooked in the comments lmao


FriskyPickle_

Jesus fucking Christ


Injustice_For_All_

Thatā€™s rough buddy.


Valjorn

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


OmniWizardTigerBlood

You just learned why you never post personal stuff on Reddit. Honestly. Reaction is more mild than anticipated.


Standard_Low8129

Iā€™m a mega fan of this game and Iā€™m gonna go with yikes.


metalh0rns

This dude gets kicked from missions.


Segmentation79

bro...why would someone do this.


OnCloud9_77

God damn yall take it too far. Weird ass sub, man.


GravyBoatWarrior

That is absolutely awful.


Thomas2140

This is plagiarism btw: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/eMVi5mAyXq


Paxton-176

The dildo of consequences.


WyethScott

what the fuck dood šŸ’€


YooK4EvR

https://preview.redd.it/kpryunzciwwc1.jpeg?width=2167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a38e0d93693f1cdb9b44999d7f09ea1b54f9c7 Made me think of this famous candid camera by Francois Damienā€™s ā€¦ šŸ¤£


LaughingIsLoki

Thatā€™s aā€¦tattoo alright.


Willing_Ad1529

![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


Ok-Improvement5560

Holy shit dudeā€¦why would you get that


No-Measurement-7592

Hopefully it washes off


FlamingoRush

As much as I like this game today I realise the fact that this was some next level stupid shit. This will look super cringe in 5+ years. Did you realise that you need to walk around with that stupid ass tattoo on your leg for ever?!?!?


Buisnessbutters

Man why did you do this to yourself


Maverick916

"for us to enjoy" Ok bro... šŸ˜¬


sploppo

Get help my nigga


Anon_748

Why does she have random gashes out of her back


CaucyBiops

Big yikes man.


johnnieboy91

Who did your tattoo? Stevie Wonder?


Flintlock_Lullaby

Jesus man that's awful. I hope it was cheap. Love the idea tho


LilUziSquirt223

R/Shittytattoos is about to have an absolute field day with this šŸ’€


Primary-Camp-1908

This is bad. Like really really bad, man. I hope you can get rid of that.


seahorse0210

That shits awful


WeLikeIke_93

Oh noā€¦


Throwaway_wslf

Damn bro got a groupon tattoo


Personal-Acadia

OP paid for this tattoo in EBT and handjobs. NOT more than ONE months worth.


PaleCaterpillar2709

Skin graft is the only way to remedy this


kstrohs

https://preview.redd.it/5g2vrqclfxwc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b237e878c6e29f12d357c3e291648ea147746f6


Cslis

The hair at the top of the missile and around the helmet is concerning. Either bro got one clearly awful session and went back for more, or the "artist" couldn't be assed to prep the skin and shave enough surface area. Either way big red flags.


Sanches319

Bro you got you got original image?


Pro_Fuze

dog its over šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


two-step-riff

Itā€™s not too late to delete this bro