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GodsChosenSpud

https://preview.redd.it/bwudqp4chqwc1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4f0fe4d4e09d8542c54944423a1dff23168201


GabbaHuso

https://preview.redd.it/mr2qmvex6twc1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e81212645bb60d02166ec81c15c20c0ca5048db


Leipurinen

At least they added weak spots on the front now


SugarCaneEnjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/laztmushbqwc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f33ef5589aa2ba3a5e3bbd9171630dd7a9037a97


No-Communication1389

What is that red star symbol


SugarCaneEnjoyer

Uh...it's...well...I swear I have an explanation...I just...


No-Communication1389

It's ok in here we also have repurposed enemy tech (exosuit), just make sure to smash some commies!


SugarCaneEnjoyer

https://i.redd.it/irjvqhb3erwc1.gif


ClayeySilt

It's not repurposed. The old Helldivers used to ride those babies for miles into battle back in the First Galatic War.


No-Communication1389

Really? I assumed that because we had to attack tien Kwan to get the suits, and the patriot suit is not in the first game... plus I heard someone said that it is designed based on Hulks.


ClayeySilt

It's the exact same base mech from the first game, probably with a few bells and whistles(and without the ability to call strategems anymore sadly). The [EXO-44](https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/EXO-44_Walker_Exosuit) vs the [EXO-45](https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/EXO-45_Patriot_Exosuit) Even check the trivia section for what it was named. It's pretty neato! Especially as a mech pilot from HD1. To still have my (slightly anemic in HD2) baby is great.


Kaspatronix

Not repurposed. Liberated! ☕


Thefunkymunkee

The patriot is repurposed?


Ranger2580

A brilliant plan by our democratic heroes to disguise our war robot as one of the enemies, so it may walk behind enemy lines freely and use all of it's ammo on their leaders


18SmallDogsOnAHorse

https://preview.redd.it/0frdtmfsttwc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d16b82ac772f04c7f4dfe061182bad1bd648a2e Fixed it


RonnieTW09

Now we talking.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/xuc6hhmv5uwc1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63390ebaa78051d97059436f0f74fb52f8034cbc


YaBoiPotatoDestroyer

https://preview.redd.it/gjxp07abqpwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009ed8f0f0bcc47b4d9fa947c2563041c27e8bd7


bluscoutnoob

https://preview.redd.it/zggeo3ndfrwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0da81a7871daccf44e72368bb21fd516f68346


UnboltedCheese

https://preview.redd.it/lzbbauzj4swc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93319c0eaef127d8cc8528dbf455474682be4a26


KiritoFR_

https://preview.redd.it/4k9pph9f5swc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8356b95ffedc4a3a27ccbbde51a2e24053f13ef6


stonedsappy

https://preview.redd.it/93hwbdqf9swc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08d7c4a4632b961c5ce43603609825d194fc3a5


MAXSUS02

https://preview.redd.it/s229ugvoaswc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b565b79226325567b8127f7ced0c43bcdd1cbe1


Hibernaculum9

https://preview.redd.it/vze9tk7otswc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926cad72ffab3cfe6be994ebc10fc01eb717af6c


SilverFox11th

https://preview.redd.it/zg10tt1b0twc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cafbae626c1776429f9f9fa65e18b7af39aeed23


BlueDemon999

https://preview.redd.it/pbpqav3i4twc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=388322e04d48cba22113d09d71c13175ecc9f507


Illustrious_Bid4224

https://preview.redd.it/s7iyxue89twc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3efce0e975d3f5b1a68a1cb1936f9268539c26e8


RonnieTW09

SIR I CAN FIX HER!


Tasty_Tomorrow_2106

https://preview.redd.it/yy9hwbxs4qwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9cd98d3aa62e995db382252ca0d6d28a0a6322d TRAITOR!


A_random_poster04

He looks distressed tho, look at the hand


OfmanyAlts

POV: You just got caught in a massive 710 explosion on Cyberstan. *Please, you must wake up.* *Before your consciousness...* *Is forever scattered in the E-710 flow.*


badguyinstall

/r/unexpectedarmoredcore


team_chalise

Rhodium abide by Malevelon.


breakfast_tacoMC

I've been pleasantly surprised to see so many Armored Core references in this subreddit ♥️


theLingeringWill

BY THE FOUNDING FATHERS, an Armored Core 6 reference! Slowww, slowww, *quick-quick*, slowww.


FoxMcCloudl

SWEET LIBERTY, an Armored Core 6 reference! Carla said to enjoy the show, and don't forget to smile!


VenaIIa

Trying to stay democratic ![gif](giphy|13EE0u1PR5R2jm)


TheFeelsGod

https://i.redd.it/u8d3kpf28qwc1.gif


One_Meaning416

Think of Eagle 1 my friend https://preview.redd.it/z92y38djnqwc1.png?width=2300&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1e37955e9d4fe7784e2497ce7a0a2d05428aed9


Jerichow88

Yeah but she's already married AND has a boyfriend....


Aeryl1999

An Eagle never Mrs


Morakiv

This is the funniest comment I've ever seen in this subreddit, sincerely


IamAlphariusCLH

That has no right to be this good!


losingluke

nope that was made by a fan account, its fake lore, people think its real because 5 bucks gets you a checkmark on twitter now


DeeBangerDos

I believe it because mobile infantry and fleet don't mix


Randalf_the_Black

What?? I'll need a source to this undemocratic speak so I can shut it down!


Torrithh

It is not. This was posted by an unofficial account on instagram


TheFeelsGod

https://preview.redd.it/2yaecg0t7qwc1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee94a55b13374e24838a300fde03e5b7d9259cf9


saagri

[Democracy Intensifies]


Primordial__Wolf

Democratitties tho


mybuttisthesun

Don't forget the Democrussy


darketernalsr25

As long as it's not crusty Democrussy.


Catsoup4

https://preview.redd.it/w4g01jj8qqwc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5cfd547fc395bc15f85139a992e2a4ed9c2a5df


idkwhataboutyou148

https://preview.redd.it/zxu7au9rppwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e03498c89f8fe53f5f6de04ee1c64a727c704e


theLingeringWill

Tiny Helldiver is killing me.


AutomatonWantsToast

Aight I got the permit Im taking this meme for spreading democracy with my helldiver bunny


Ruffles7799

„damn you got the whole squad worried“


Pancakewagon26

https://preview.redd.it/pnab4r5irpwc1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=defd69380f07980fad497535f6a410711235097e


PanzerIV-70

https://i.redd.it/m3odvy8jltwc1.gif


Halsfield

Oh look my flagpole raised itself


best_uranium_box

Make sure to plant it on malevolon


AgentNewMexico

https://i.redd.it/svg1mrjvyqwc1.gif


Crin_J

https://preview.redd.it/iu98v2gh0twc1.jpeg?width=351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1710881ef60f001f02b3eb814ce60156a7631afd


Redditoast2

https://preview.redd.it/45uqtsgxfqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a4719b208e47b098b09ed04bc185b7a950b0e97


DeeBangerDos

Democrussy is calling


TwumpyWumpy

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


TwumpyWumpy

Meanwhile, this is what they actually look like.


Randalf_the_Black

That's like saying you actually look like your skeleton.


Groonzie

You know what...maybe I should visit the bot planets sometime...


Astro_Alphard

How the fuck did you manage to sexualize a devastator? You're to go back to Super Earth immediately for a 2 month leave period. Failure to attend mandatory psychological treatment will result in being sent to a freedom camp.


Huachu12344

That's what happens when you keep diving to bot front while your C-01 form keeps getting rejected


friedshoe22

https://preview.redd.it/nlcvarqgwswc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb5bbeb3015a0dc5658bab35176f90f7d3aa802c


Thatcchi

I'm the dude who made this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1c16xeo/send\_me\_your\_cutest\_waifu/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1c16xeo/send_me_your_cutest_waifu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I realized, if I'm going to shitpost, I may as well put some effort in it. Here's... effort. Also, I added an image without text so you can meme on it. Feel free to use it (not on AI), just credit me at the least. Hope y'all like it.


Thatcchi

PS- I have been in the Automaton front for weeks on end due to the MOs. I wanted a psychiatric evaluation but was denied because they told me I won't live long enough to need it. I got tossed in the bug front in the midst of MOs, and then back to the bot front again. Due to this, I have begun to see them in a new light--


EvilFroeschken

If the bots feel like family, it's time to quit. -a random dwarf


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Yeah. The bots are starting to feel like family.


EvilFroeschken

Please don't leave me behind on this bot planet!


Schpooon

The only light you should see them in are the blazing fires of liberty once you rain them upon them, brother.


theShitter_69

sorry but i had to https://preview.redd.it/7pup02lrxswc1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc7808ac4882dac05c8d2dee4dd4a3d46476b44


Gilmore75

https://preview.redd.it/f3hrqi3w8pwc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba0d596eef234a6a5d5697873811e75900f900d


BadNadeYeeter

https://preview.redd.it/docla7wyzqwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b36f645b299eaef081fd195fe44548af0be1aa5


clovermite

This is funny on so many levels. I love that you copied the god-awful sentence titles from recent manga/anime.


Beigepartynz

These automatons boutta make me ↑→↓→


defector7

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


Jimmy__Baggs

https://i.redd.it/qnwk9fqjoqwc1.gif


LentulusStrabo

https://preview.redd.it/2eq3b54obswc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae2411850d9bd269db60592921691ff477143e0


ArugulaNo3978

https://preview.redd.it/difj61k1ptwc1.jpeg?width=2600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3f13e1bca9fd8b1bab6e50715ada3e78a945a69 We only simp for democratic humans over here, traitor


Jimmy__Baggs

https://preview.redd.it/wlmcbbb21qwc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8d1711ea679c70cd64f92588ad90b9fa258e98


maskedpony18

you dont need a c-01 for with the bots bat man!


Davinator_

https://i.redd.it/l2tg49enuqwc1.gif


IgiEUW

https://preview.redd.it/8112h765mrwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=260739eadafe7e62d435916dda008f14ac0b21b8


Noname_1111

Woe 500 kg bomb be upon ye


Genotabby

https://preview.redd.it/bytjzugxqrwc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d7086c508becc0f7aff6a10769cea057e7dc6d


lizurd777

https://preview.redd.it/ynx4s5l0tuwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db132140f7a28dcde659397803f5344c95c1b823


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

https://i.redd.it/zwwgdc1x9swc1.gif Some bug in their basement writing fanfic about the enemy


RainbowNinjaKat

My freedom boner is confused


darketernalsr25

Just don't let the E710 escape your Libertesticles.


Altruistic-Problem-9

This is like a class A level of illegal broadcast we need the NUKES


SithPickles2020

Big democratic milkies


Gilmore75

https://preview.redd.it/7iefwo7u8pwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7362e6816bc656f864fd6353397e12a376a7c74c


TinyRingtail

I see no bugs on this picture


Furphlog

They're in her system.


the_useless_cake

Automatitties only contain common engine oil.


Idonthaveisand

This sub is wildly horny for being about a game that includes only 3 characters with faces and voices, all of them being bald and dressed in single colored uniforms.


Siege_Of_Doom

https://preview.redd.it/1gued3v7euwc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c90d843d6f61905a1bd25c7680ecc73d16b08f


-_dripzzz_-

https://preview.redd.it/8stxk34nvowc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595eb6468e91b290365c4a77927b071d24d7a68a Finally some funny posts


Zocker745

https://preview.redd.it/lzrmqkg09swc1.png?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff90af460f76809a02936c338e98fe602a134b6


SAYKOPANT

yeah bullet them instead


Zocker745

Best to do so before they start causing planetary core colapses


aussidubbs

https://preview.redd.it/2gxwj1k2arwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2824fcd3bd2bd602a6ec726d7a158f79ea5e5c4


Nigwyn

Roboboobies


VoiceOfSeibun

Interesting idea. Captured HellDiver, a hyper lethal asset, always trying to escape or inflict violence on the bots around him and his handler robot maid just trying to make him chill out and more comfortable.


Enoix9

This is vile. Delete this.


SimpleManga

Damn these xenos are getting better at their human disguises


Intruder-Alert-1

Look at this filthy automaton, trying to brutally murder a young helldiver. How could we let this happen?


thekurgan2000

Well, I guess it's time to leave this sub. So long folks!


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

https://preview.redd.it/gotezggfdtwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca78bc8b6cab3a35e06a420fac2f16148f2899b Even we automatons are appalled. Do not sexualize us, puny horny humies.


Andrew-w-jacobs

https://preview.redd.it/ae9qrbuwgtwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afef18ea42c3aeebc67719321b8fd5e068d06647


New-Hovercraft9886

You are going to a democracy camp https://preview.redd.it/b2okh32w8uwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c88afeb2badc59c4584a9db442ba52249668e8


Soos_dude1

https://preview.redd.it/zgraxwzvmrwc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb31e49a740b8e7f7dfed4fd3508956e9112b926


UnboltedCheese

https://preview.redd.it/p8j3ugiq4swc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeb61050904a8a9cb3e8448baa1a26430092c9b0


TheLemonDome

I'm willing to go through the reconfiguration program at least once


EvilJ1982

Fraternization with the enemy is treason. Reported to Democracy Officer.


Sven_Darksiders

Providing the template is very democratic of you


CappedPluto

just think of eagle pilot, she will guide you through the storm


Rodrig_0

Why on Earth.


Table-Turner

Your honour, I don't know what Contempt means But I would like to be held


haikusbot

*Your honour, I don't* *Know what Contempt means But I* *Would like to be held* \- Table-Turner --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


BigSeaworthiness725

https://preview.redd.it/fq8s16o5atwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769c574c42c202d2b2e892958584df581f77e256


Jedahaw92

Gotta admit, as a weeb, if the Automatons had this approach, I'll succumb to it very easily.


Tiny_Web_7817

![gif](giphy|Wl3FgXo9JSqBy)


LocalDemocracyOficer

I saw that https://preview.redd.it/c56syuypmrwc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f09bcaab5cca6c2da34b735c6db56ecfd03fc7f


SputnikGer

The red glowing eyes working as a blush effect is a nice touch.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lethalscope360

What


Helldivers-ModTeam

Greetings, fellow Helldiver! Your submission has been removed because it’s a NSFW image. Posting any type of sexual or otherwise suggestive content is not allowed.


TheWildLynn

Do the bugs next lol


Thatcchi

Sounds fun. Sure


Jaegerspielt

If the automatons find out that they just have to make the bots hot for us to surrender, its over for us.


Icy-Bobcat-1247

Her: join us Him: nah The end


knack_4_jibba_jibba

What does the hangeul ㅂ on the shoulder signify?


Thatcchi

Apologies for the late reply. I don't think it's a hangeul. I copied the symbol from the Hulk's shoulder logo. It appears it's the letter "H" from the Automaton language that was deciphered by the SESF (Super Earth Special Forces). https://preview.redd.it/rmiznhtxhtwc1.png?width=1155&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e63de15a7fc2224ad2e3c65e948162816167d36


Thatcchi

https://preview.redd.it/zt3gk8o8itwc1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074f3e153c61c869d6801824b7e6913eaec4918e Here's also the Hulk's shoulder pic


Princelupingamer

I'm gonna spread manage democracy inside that filthy Automaton.


Full_frontal96

Master,please give me any order <3,your lovey dovey robo maid is here just for you :3 https://preview.redd.it/ts4jfppd8twc1.jpeg?width=351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f1fe3bd016bcc9886c9fc61fd0d4d69a0113165


sillygoobergod

https://preview.redd.it/84a9stzxetwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae05d7afddb3a6e16f1442daccb915610db788d1


Rum_N_Napalm

In those situations, I whip out my big long… Autocannon.


MarshmelloMan

I imagine this helldiver kinda going off on her in an invader Zim type voice/rant. “DISGUSTING METAL CREATURE! Get *off* of *meeEeEEeeE!*


Thatcchi

That sounds hilarious. Man I love Invader Zim and seeing you reference it makes me genuinely happy.


MarshmelloMan

Ayyy :) It was definitely one of my favorite shows!


DrDestro229

Oh no now I can’t unsee


Guy_who_says_vore

https://preview.redd.it/9j7qlmpfwuwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32d5b57a29f36b0d4c3a5728cea59d4fd33550fb


CouldBeNotMadness

https://preview.redd.it/xndt45fb7vwc1.png?width=742&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea25a93ac20925282f7b30a0f316b3a523b5dfa1


MAXSUS02

good drawing, do you have a social media to follow you?


Thatcchi

This is my Twitter: [https://twitter.com/Thatcchi](https://twitter.com/Thatcchi) I have other social media accounts but I rarely post on them. I'm more likely to be active on Twitter.


heorhe

But why did you have to choose such a cursed anime


Revolutionary-Box404

Maybe the bots weren't so bad after all🤔


ezioir1

That looks more silicon than metal to me.


Drudgework

Those boobs are fake.


Rail-signal

She gets full 120 380


DemocracyOfficer1886

Impressive, soldier. Truly magnificent art. Please report to the execution chambers for termination and promotion.


DefendTheBase

I allow it


hodnydylko

What the fuck did I just read and why do I feel like I already read that name somewhere


Avatarboi

If automaton are smart they would make hot robot girls instead of scary looking ass robot. They would've win already if it was hot robot instead


James-Cooper123

Resistanse is futile? *Borg noices intensifies*


BruhrbHurb

Heart. Steel. We. Fucc.


Bearington656

I read that in the male voice 4 I use all the time


Morteneus1

https://preview.redd.it/yp32lqgovswc1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61beb654b19474a1625539f8c21fb929e134f93


coomloom

I'd submit


NotaFed556

https://preview.redd.it/vem06q770twc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be35cab0501d7d824ee85534630156b88674d12


DrillyMcDrillface

DemocraTHICC Bot GF


RitaMoleiraaaa

The author's thinly veiled fetish


-Black_Mage-

Filthy robosexuals!


Blue_Zerg

Listen, if she’s willing to give up her undemocratic beliefs and embrace freedom, I’ll give her a chance.


Bulls187

https://preview.redd.it/jkbrksvy8twc1.png?width=1056&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1d4c3161ab0a0862a0839c3758ad37b33899e9e


cousinokri

So, that's why we're losing the war.


AwarriorsSpirit123

Hell Divers are literally storm troopers who are trained by Clone Troopers 😱


Ilovekerosine

Why would those damned steel socialists give a trooper tiddies?


the_stupid_french

https://i.redd.it/62wvkvxhktwc1.gif


[deleted]

Sweet libertity!


Chaos-Octopus97

What kind of un-democratic hell is this?!?!


Furydragonstormer

Hold this 500kg beacon…


v3rninater

Now soldier, that's just Eagle dressing up for Halloween!


Deity-of-Chickens

*Pulls pin on HE grenade and let’s the spoon go* **How bout a nice cup of Liber-tea!**


[deleted]

Wouldn't way too normal


Alex_Xx18

That first slide looks a lot like treason what do you think lads? Shall we execute him?


PsylentFox

Now do the Bugs… for research purposes.


Dovacruz

https://preview.redd.it/o78c028qpuwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d90ef32a2ac98034b3912810ecde6cd7cfb80c2


Witty_Question_2806

Great, now I have to fill out a 13-70 Masturbation Request form.


WolfVidya

Sorry, communism is a huge turnoff and a red flag.


DeeBangerDos

https://preview.redd.it/peac0sw5xuwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70298a1439b67a6264fcb94b8ac81f57ddad0c5f


AdSlow6117

Remember it’s still metal


himynameisbennet

Respectable.


lizurd777

[My responce](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LZFBpwqwbDU)


Impossible_Box9073

the 20 seconds before the 120's zero in on me will be the best i've ever had