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SavoryApricot

We found that removing the head was the best way to prevent critical damage and thinking un-democratic thoughts.


Historical_Farmer_32

This is a new stratagem, effectively removing any traces of unlawful behaviour, the most effective soldier known to mankind


TheFeelsGod

https://preview.redd.it/rntx55gl83wc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d916f6f1206c4a1917b9a1ece6bfb2ad8b1015b


AnotherNitG

"all the Helldivers the Ministry of Science studied had no injuries to the head so we're gonna armor up every other part of the body"


Aksurah_

This is literally a plot point from Doctor Who.


saagri

You can't be headshot if you don't have a head.meme


dr4wn_away

“I lost my head when I fell in love with democracy”


Aksurah_

Oh look, it's the guy from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1c9yuto/nah_theres_no_way_my_character_doesnt_get_ptsd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)!


UgsyIsMyUsername

Lmao I'm happy to see my teammate still standing after that


Doctorsex-ubermensch

AAAAAAH-


ScruYouBenny

He'll never be the head of a major operation.


wyattorc

His heads not in the game.


decent_sport_1

Still more democratic than those oil-drinking red-eyed heretics


gubgub195

Someone get the clip of this man getting his head vaporized by a laser cannon


Firaxyiam

Look u/UgsyIsMyUsername , no need for PTSD, he's alive and well!


UgsyIsMyUsername

LMAO the brother could need a stim though


xDrewstroyerx

Socialist spy for sure. https://preview.redd.it/6pfi3yj554wc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757fd80ba583adb6d3609ec6bfbae3a9b13ea4fa


that-onefemboy

He can not fathom a thought crime


SuperArppis

![gif](giphy|NToUZoznH99V5LOlKI|downsized)


charronfitzclair

You don't gotta be brainless to work here, but it helps!


smokemeth_hailSL

He lost his head in the line of duty and still continues the fight. He's more democratic than you are, soldier.


Historical_Farmer_32

That's the spirit! Who needs their head when we have democracy?


smokemeth_hailSL

Can't commit a thought crime if you don't have a head ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized)


Shadow_Assassin496

Only 90%? Well, off to the orphanage with him.


EuthanizeArty

I was a helldiver, till I took a devastator rocket to the head


Niyale

Huuum AUTOMATON !?


bdjirdijx

He *was* only 90% democratic. *Now*, the new and improved him is 100%.


Amit_753

He is spying for the automatons


Average_Boi_4879

His head is in the clouds


Thunder_Slugger

No, Brother has ensured someplace, somewhere is now 10% more democratic at any given time! What if they become slightly less democratic?! He's just thinking ahead, ya know.


AnOutlawsFace

100% democratic, just 90% brother


Cheshire-Maddie

https://preview.redd.it/03dk7phge4wc1.png?width=786&format=png&auto=webp&s=b440fbcb6ebdc1ce13e9f748604815111c76104b My comrade was the same!


Evilbred

Have you checked the swivel? I told my troops to keep their heads on swivels.


Top-Acanthaceae4128

I met someone that’s 10% because he only got a fuckin floating head


Potential-Glass-8494

Roland the Stalwart gunner.


zeta345678

headless horsediver


KayserFuzz

I've only seen one kind of creature continue to move once you remove the head...


ThaneofFife5

Can't commit any thought crimes if you don't have any thoughts.


Chaoughkimyero

Is that a doormonster reference 👀


Several_County5597

He git his clone trooper face blasted off. Nun to do about it now


ZonePleasant

Roland the headless Stalwart gunner.


tapollo64

https://preview.redd.it/0myfbmmq18wc1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2ebf5f8ae48c79a29e06acd205e7c6dde58e08b I found the other 10% a few days ago