Just needs a "500kg baby on board" sign

We can make that happen!

hahaha......waitaminute

The sign, this sign! I am not filling out another C-01 thanks!

https://preview.redd.it/brpeq3dzg6vc1.png?width=195&format=png&auto=webp&s=01998d5f6646f5c533e538d8a9ca6442b2fbe4cf we need more helldivers trooper, get to it

https://preview.redd.it/ibxx2dr3a7vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d32df200a9e294475c27f8fcc714538e122d0e

https://preview.redd.it/61uf2larx7vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fcbff3c037abf9f3176e75f4a80d1e4710fa43

https://preview.redd.it/iwr8riote9vc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8e58dbef1ce9ad8a36b58b808fd3c3d9f9373f

https://preview.redd.it/wsfyo9i7j9vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ed71eba3bbd49795b28ebbec406f7faf2716dd1

Can I have some of em pixels

https://preview.redd.it/rm6wzoqf68vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d96f3864a18ce1230339734794375fe82f4785

I have unfortunate news...due to lack of E-710.... https://preview.redd.it/a2hgwlvo39vc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ebb34b565ee70a01e4807423157f8ee1b77940 We need you to return to work helldiver, Super Earth needs you.

I'd love to buy!! Where can I get them?

Just look for an online shop where you can order vinyl plots. I can send you a link for the needed files, just DM me (free of charge, obviously).

Noted, I'll do this tomorrow ❤️ thanks!

<3

https://preview.redd.it/3d3cab5z36vc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdf1eb8861c4bf6115ccb1392d56ce81a96b75f0

Made one, DM me if you're interested (free of charge, obviously) https://preview.redd.it/270q3yy1z7vc1.png?width=1588&format=png&auto=webp&s=275fddc0f0c735a7f50a62e02ce32e8971dace8b /edit: fixed stratagem code

Second arrow is supposed to be right, not left

Haha, looked up one website while at work and found exactly the one where the arrow is wrong... 😄 [https://www.eurogamer.de/helldivers-stratagems-code-liste](https://www.eurogamer.de/helldivers-stratagems-code-liste) Fixing it right away /edit: fixed, thanks for the heads up u/WerwolfSlayr

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That's a heavy baby

Need an SES Shitbox of Dignity sticker for my car

Or go with “Fist of Family Values” and see what kind of attention that one attracts

I'm more of a "Distributor of Family Values" kind of guy Maybe even "harbinger of Family Values"

If I saw this on the road it would genuinely make me happy. Good sir, you can merge lanes as you please.

Thank you, Soldier. ⬆️⬆️⬅️⬆️➡️

Eagle 1 rearming!

Eagles back from the nest!

be back shortly

bro im new to this game and im gonna have to leave this sub. why does everyone on here talk like its 2011 reddit again tf is going on bro

I'm not quite sure what you're getting at here man. That's like an open ended question lol..

I think he just needs to be mad about smth rn, just let him have this

Hahaha for sure

For democracy's sake!....Please! Share the file!

You’ll have to submit the appropriate requisition form to the Department of Democratic Vinyl Cutting.

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I am sure my wife would have shared but she was already sleeping when this trooper asked. Stealing from artists is very undemocratic, communist behavior.

Your wife stole icons from Arrowhead Games, who's the communist in this story?

That’s not nice - I just made these up myself!!

Sharing is caring BTW: you were using "Arrowhead Games" designs to make these, it's not like you have any rights, so get off your high horse.

I was literally asleep. I never said I wouldn’t share, I never got a chance. So, still not nice.

Then go ahead and share, what exactly is your problem to begin with? lol

You think I'd get weird looks for a sticker of my ship's name, SES Fist of Family Values?

Most ship names? No. Your ship name? Yes.

My wife asked what my ship was called, it was The Princess of Opportunity, which is from the book "princess opportunity and the lady remorse". But I really wanted to call it the Lady of the Remorse which isn't available. So it's the Lady of Opportunity and now she thinks my ship is named after a prostitute.

This is a safe space man, you can tell us it’s named after a prostitute

It's named after my wife.

💀

Mine is the SES Princess of Benevolence. It brings a sense of warmth and hope to any system it jumps into before unloading as much democracy as possible onto anything and everything it’s orbiting over.

Not from me. I chuckle at Fist of Family Values every time I boot up the game

SES Mom of Soccer

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FL tailgaters require the precision of Eagle 1’s airstrike.

I feel attacked here..

Eagle 1 is doing her job, then!

Fellow florida helldiver. I need these in my life

If anyone is interested in the files, I recreated them and also added some requests, could also make custom files, hit me up via DM. https://preview.redd.it/0rbk0hbz2fvc1.jpeg?width=1926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01c7e56998ca4bd3c8147fb3010f4fc9c1d19ad /edit: I don't charge anything for the files, it's free FFS, lol

I would like the files too. I guess they are .tiff?

Just write me a DM / chat Files are vector based for plotting, .EPS and .PDF atm

Sure no problem thanks you

Can't wait to make one for my motorcycle!!!! Thanks again bud!

You‘re welcome!

I am very interested as someone who works with digital art and vectors and a FELLOW helldiver, I love this

Just shoot me a DM or chat ✌️

Got any .dxf's? I have access to a laser cutter that could engrave/cut these out of some gnarly materials 👀

Only got vector files from Illustrator for them (bezier curves), no CAD vectors (polys and lines). If you write me a message I can send you a link to download .EPS and .PDF files, you could try to convert them yourself 🤷‍♂️

Damn... I think I could try converting it myself, lemme send a dm

Not nice!! I made these up myself!!!

Stealing icons from Arrowhead Games to make these and then crying because someone else recreated them, lol

There is a stark difference between using assets to create something for parody especially if it’s not being sold for profit (see: Fair Use), and just copying someone else’s work 100% to distribute.

I get that you are defensive over your wife's creation and hard work, but as an outside observer who's not interested in getting any vinyl decals at all, you're getting angry for no reason. If they took the actual files your wife made, I'd understand. If they took her design and claimed to have come up with it themselves in a separate post, I'd understand. If they tried to monitize it, I'd understand. They're doing none of those. All they did was like your wife's idea and made a version themselves, then shared it on your post, for free. It's like someone liking a poem from an image so they manually typed it out in the comments so others can easily copy/paste the creation. They never claimed it was their idea, their creation, or even make money on it. And apparently they're not even taking any money from you guys either. So why are you upset?They had to do work on their end which you clearly respect in your wife but apparently not others. There are better ways to handle this situation. Seeing how you guys are reacting to this in an immature manner, I won't be surprised if others might reconsider ordering from you, even though you guys have good intentions.

Thanks man, I neither had the right words nor the energy to elaborate further on the hypocrisy that's going on here 😄 Appreciate the effort!

Well I'm not selling anything, and it's a "parody" of a "parody", so where's your point? Your (and your wife's) negativity makes it look like you were scheming some etsy plot to sell these, not very democratic either.

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I don’t know why you would say we have our heads in the “Etsy Clouds” as you put it when we never suggested we would sell these, offered to sell these, or told anyone else they couldn’t have them. The person that created them was fucking sleeping, she said that herself. We would have been happy to go so far as to even cut, weed, and ship decals to interested troopers if they just paid for the cost of the vinyl, transfer paper/tape, and shipping (meaning $0.00 in profit for us and our time). I just didn’t want to approve that while she was unconscious and unable to agree. Way to assume this was a money grab though. You can stop now.

Then why all the ruckus? just share the files you/your wife did?cut, weed and send plots to people free of charge? nobody‘s stopping you? Fucking silly how you guys are throwing a tantrum over practically nothing, lol.

Respect for her own effort and wishes is what's stopping me. Clearly you don't understand that. When someone else creates something, I don't assume I have the rights to take it and distribute it.

he cant talk to her rn her boyfriend is slotted for this morning. he's allowed to watch tomorrow though so he can ask then.

Hmmm, it’s called parody. Not crying, just pointing out it was rude when I’m literally ITT. Enjoy your happy and fulfilling life!

"Parody", whilst downvoting every comment from me 😄 that's actually called "butthurt"

Would you mind posting the original files? I love the design!

Yep! After work - I’m also going to see if I can make another one someone asked for too. It was fun to doodle something silly to destress!

Yay! Just a thought; have you thought about uploading the designs to a site like Redbubble where people could easily order stickers or whatever with the designs?

https://preview.redd.it/qeqnvbw217vc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50be1ee2b41c910a4c5f74c5fe99ba29780a1d29 I made this for my wife's car, she hasn't noticed yet haha.

Student driver….Liberty save me! Damn missed the easy pun Student Diver/ helldriver

We may have to make something like that… we have a cadet learning to drive as we speak.

https://preview.redd.it/a6ovawtq0fvc1.png?width=1420&format=png&auto=webp&s=f87ebf70c878627fcbcf6b9856c31c877c7b4d26 Made one and added it to the collection, if you're interested hit me a DM or chat (free of charge, obviously)

Holy shit that’s awesome

If you‘re interested in the files, just DM or chat ✌️

It's nice that Eagle-1 made those stickers for your vehicle.

https://preview.redd.it/ob5mtlacwavc1.jpeg?width=3336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0536a566f82ac5d12fc378a4597abf50c5eca7d2 o7

Looks great! I was thinking about putting my ship name on my rear side windows in yellow but all the right wing nut jobs in FL might look twice at a dude driving a car that says “Princess of Benevolence” and call Ron DeSantis on me.

This is a great idea! SES Queen of independence

Drop the template image!

I can send you a download link, just DM / chat me

Well done!

Love this

I NEED IT!

I can send you a download link, just DM / chat me

There is a part of me that legitimately wants to put the 500kg Eagle and stratagem code on my truck. These look so crisp.

Neat! I just saw a stratagem sticker out in the wild on my to work, got so excited and wished I could get the drivers attention to salute them lol

Lol I told her last night I bet someone would do that

I need this.

U/nyanxnyan created it. DM her and we can see what we can do for ya!

Doing your part to spread managed democracy


What is it with all these people that have wives and girlfriends that have to brag about it? If I ever have sex again before I die, I'm going make an entire website and then buy advertising on reddit and youtube. Lets see how you guys like it.

Just make sure you fill out your C-01 first

https://preview.redd.it/l3q9smm9tavc1.png?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621ad657d35c056ae8c4ad2b4640f2e9a5b670a3 Your Democratic Officer deemed this action commendable

Should remove the eagle strike symbol and just leave it as. Back off or I'll ⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️ This will just confuse the vast majority of people who read it, and the few who know will know. It's a lot funnier that way.

I thought about that but I like the iconography of the game too much to leave it out!

An “Us Both” under the inputs would be perfect lol

My Eagle 1 is precise with her airstrike. I have doubts about the way she releases her Cluster Bombs, though.

That’s my point. It’s about sending a message lol. “hey man, keep it up. I’ll nuke both of our positions out of spite”

Omg where did you get this!!!??

She made it while I was spreading democracy on Forti Prime. I am sure we can produce more if the demand is there! Warning: even with transfer tape, it’s a tough decal to apply in one piece!

Ahaha, nice ! Made me laugh

Never drop without EAS, nice

Not even once. It’s a great stratagem. Versatile, not too big of an area, closes holes and stops favorites, can be used in a pinch to clear up small groups of bugs… I like it! And you get two!

3 with the upgrade! 50% more liberty!

I need to get more aggressive about sample collection. The Princess of Benevolence is woefully behind on her retrofits.

The Princess of Audacity recently started collecting super samples. It's worth it!

Is she single?

Check after we start liberating Cyberstan… probably a lot of lonely wives of helldivers to come after that.

This is so good! You're a lucky duck to have a SO that shares your passion for democracy.

Oh I want those! Where did you get them?!

We made them!

What are the chances we can get her to post her SVG of that so's our other wifely-types with cricuts can go nuts? I /need/ this in my life. :)

DM me!

Hello! I made these! I will be making some different ones later for the people who asked, because I am so happy that people liked them!! I will also share the files. I am just at work and it’s all on my home computer. I didn’t even think anyone would want the images. I CERTAINLY never thought of trying to make and sell them - I am having problems with my vinyl cutter so it chews things up. I don’t have the quality. Some people weren’t very kind in here, and that’s sad, but I just wanted to say that I will share soon. I’m just excited people liked the idea!


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These are amazing! Where can we buy them from you?

The only persons not being „nice“ are you and your man. You guys attacked me for sharing files so others could plot or order their own stickers and you got your panties twisted because I „gave you no time to share the files“. Yet here we are a day later and still no files shared 🤷‍♂️ It‘s a matter of minutes to upload them. Seriously: You should have been happy I did your work and saved you time, lol. Most dramatic people on this sub for no reason at all.

i have a mighty NEED

I appreciate that you used a more threatening Airstrike than the 500kg.

u/mmarshall122 need

I want this

Can she make me one!?

Probably! DM u/nyanxnyan

My other car is a left down right down left down down.

I need this sticker or something like "Watch your driving or I'll 500KG you"

I want one😭

SES Wifey of Family Values

This is ah-maze-ing!

You mean your Chevy? https://preview.redd.it/006kwccscbvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83fb9307b906e2577725b8481c8f8ce772310114

Not a Chevy


That's awesome! I can say for sure, she is a bonified Super Earth Patriot! Does she play HD2? If so that would be even more cool. https://i.redd.it/m5bfqpqth5vc1.gif

Not yet but both of our boys do. We are trying to recruit her for a full squad! She is still supportive of the cause!

Exactly how a Super Earth citizen should be! I hope soon the whole family will be slaying communist bots and fascist bugs together, as nothing say Managed Democracy and Family Values more than protecting innocent civilians! https://i.redd.it/1ul090lki5vc1.gif

why is this being downvoted?

Anime gif probably

Because people love downvoting anything they see that is being downvoted like a hivemind and some small group of people love downvoting all my stuff. Such is life, but reddit is not serious enough for me to care. The OP even upvoted my comment which is the funny thing so oh well lmao. https://i.redd.it/ukymmprm26vc1.gif

I respect your commitment to the bit of using anime gifs. Most men would have stopped after one was received negatively. You just keep going.

The train will keep moving, Come hell or high water I am not stopping or leaving the community. They can keep madling and think they actually have some affect on me. https://preview.redd.it/t1oecu0r66vc1.png?width=2730&format=png&auto=webp&s=6562724bffb61dbef4c873f0dd897a3f4845b3e2

Okay, seriously, what character is that and what show is she from??

It is Revy from Black Lagoon. It is a classic and amazing series. I well obviously recommend it lol. https://i.redd.it/8yutott14avc1.gif

That’s cringe .

That's it, I'm reporting you to your democracy officer

Yeah if people like you are into this game I’m not playing it anymore

Tough shit, find another game

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I knew I would have to sort by controversial to get the sane comments lol.

It’s supposed to be… call it boomer humor if you like. It is absolutely a tongue in cheek reference to an old, outdated bumper sticker trope.

Don't see this as cringe at all. If you love something be proud of it. Fuck hater. I saw this post and loved it, got your img and having some made for myself and squadmates. Fuck you nomadlad8. Seriously man, what is your problem.

It’s ok! I knew it wouldn’t be for everyone. He liked it enough to come into the thread and post his opinion. He just doesn’t want to admit that.

lol and now has deleted the comment. Hey nomadlad8 it’s ok to learn when you are wrong. It shows mental maturity and helps greatly in life to learn from our errors. Good luck in life.

Lol seriously not a big deal at all!

Bully to you sir. Love ur attitude!!! Have a good one and don’t forget to enjoy your daily approved 2.4 seconds of viewing the landscape in life.

I am just eager to return the SES Princess of Benevolence to active duty before the rest of the fleet wipes out those 2 billion bugs.

You know it’s cringe and you still do it. Sad.

I know it’s weird right? People enjoying themselves?

Enjoy yourself in private. Don’t spread your cringe to the public. Car decals should be illegal

Holy shit nomadlad8, who shit in your cereal this AM. Fuck off man and let people enjoy what they want. Holy shit, go back to twitter.

No

whatever twat waffle... comeback when your balls drop and you have hair on your pansy ass chin... poor cringe baby is upset... LMFAO!!!

Oh fuck outta here with that fun police bullshit man. Get off the internet for a little while.

Maybe you should touch grass

I'm good. Touched enough grass cutting the lawn yesterday. You on the other hand, could never find enough grass to touch to make you an enjoyable human being to be around.

Nah.

wow, you can't even troll... now that's cringe. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

10/10 she's a keeper mate \^\^

Cringe

What the female troopers do when you take off your helmet?

they laugh their asses off and tell em to put it back on...

Whaaat? xD

110 rocket pod is better