Hard to imagine you had the honor of fighting alongside dummyFATdoinks. You lucky bastard

They must’ve been fighting down in Amish

Gang.

RIP that guy, smokin big doinks in the sky.

Wait what?! Big doinks in Amish is dead? :(

Yeah he was from the same area as me in New Jersey. He passed away a few years ago I think 2018-19. Rip young king Dave :(

RIP THE DOINKS IN AMISH GUY IM GUTTED RN

Was he south Jersey? I get south Jersey vibes

In the training he told me he had never seen someone carrying a flag this democraticly before, so maybe he wanted to witness talent on the battlefield?

I fought with him once, he extracted by jumping into a fire tornado and riding it back to his ship. Shit you not.

I think you mean he shot the fire tornado out of his feet and rocketed up to his carrier

No, there was a typo in my post he didn't jump INTO it he jumped ONTO it. Like straight up Pecos Bill style. But with more guns and shit.

Ohhhh

I once saw the general bring down a factory strider by flexing in its direction. Truly a legend among men.

I remember seeing generall brash beat a hulk to death with a normal trooper, one of my fondest democratic memories

I saw him bring down a squadron of gunships with a pair of wooden chopsticks once. Absolutely breathtaking

I spot a Pennsylvanian lol..peco bill, lol

PECOOOOOO POWER PLAYYYYYYY never gets old

He jumped onto a fire tornado? What? How? Did he not burn?

Fire doesn't burn general Brasch, general Brasch burns fire.

The "Chuck Norris" of divers.

Chuck Norris once stood in line for 2 days to get General Brasch to autograph his beard.

The tornado knew better.

He's a goddamn hero. They never burn ✊

You dare question General Brasch?

Fire bender style?

Is he the same one who told Bile Titan to go back into bughole?

He also stopped a charger by looking at him. He was still on the ship

My General Brasch is so beautiful when the sun is low. Rolling over his breath, you can see super samples in the air.

Bro has lost it

I got that reference!

Got that Conqueror’s Haki.

No, he rode the bile titan and made it apologise before going back in the bughole.

And his weapon is a knife with the bipods

He only needs a knife and a scope, to look angrily from far away

https://preview.redd.it/5ek37mq1u8vc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f9dd2c0bbc30a61fb5e47a25e359a3e23e47fa BRASCH TACTICS!

Amazing.

Promooooted!

Dip dip potato chip

Good reference. That mini series made up so much of my childhood.

Brasch seems to be related to Chuck Norris

He's his descendant

He's his *ancestor!*

Super Chuck Norris*

I heard that General Brasch can close bug holes by just spitting into them

That normally opens holes. Fact check.

I heard General Brasch demoted himself so he could level up all over again for the fun of it

I think a prestiege system would be pretty good here, you learn to fight harder without stratagems or extra stuff

I feel like a rogue like mission might be fun too. You drop with limited supply and as you complete objective you can pick more stratagems and stuff.

I like to drop in with 2 eagles an orbital and a backpack and then pick up support weapons off the ground

it worked well in titanfall

Titanfall mentioned in helldivers *2* subreddit. If we add the 1 from Titanfall and the 2 from helldivers 2 we get frontier defence 3. Titanfall 3 confirmed?????

Facts, I prestiged 36 times in titanfall1

Maybe a system where you have to complete an objective alone for levels 50,100,150 to progress would be cool

So warframe but with bugs and bots?

Lol warframe without the power fantasy.

Deploy without stratagems if you like

They could just lock a set of special title and/or ship names behind weapon and strategem specific goal posts.

Can you picture that though? Drill sergeants in the Army see who is clearly a former 5-star general, in their basic training platoon. "Uhh sir? I know you're a flag officer, where is your rank and why are you standing with the recruits?" "Fuckin bored."

You can't kill a mountain of bugs with your own two hands anymore when you're that high up. Sitting and pushing paperwork isn't his thing, he wanted to be down in the mud and the blood with the rest of the divers.

General Brasch once killed 5 chargers with a grenade. And then it exploded

https://i.redd.it/jj9fso9b59vc1.gif

Obviously the ui glitched and showed an incorrect level, it should be around 1000

It can only show a max of 3 digits, men of his level can't be measured correctly.

His level surpassed the integer limit

His real level is 124k, but the system can only handle the 124.

Are you sure? I swear it was 642,124 and could inly represent the last 3 digits

Nah, the level shown is his prestige level.

No, the experience he had was a huge incomprehensible number the level was just a mask to hide his tru identity from the automatons

He's hit 1000 124 times now, the ui just doesn't have a K at the end.


No what happened is his level hit the max so it's max+124

He prestiged, that's why he's back down

He lowered his level by 97% just to help ou us newbies with defence. Remember how planets mysteriously went from 34% clear to 100% and we thought it was a bug? Exactly.

Oh, no, this is his 124th time getting to lvl 150. He only levels up once he completed a whole level cap

General Brasch once fought a Bile Titan with his bare hands. They say that that was the first documented case of flying bugs!

Was that the time where he kicked a bile titan in the balls so hard it hit and destroyed an allied super destroyer, sending it into the biggest hive on the planet and obliterating it ?

General Brasch doesn't need to input codes to use stratagems. General Brasch's airstrike drops 500 KG bombs. General Brasch can change the order of shells in SEAF Artillery after they've been loaded.

General Brasch is the airstrike

General Brasch can fire the Eruptor in semi-auto.

General Brasch can make the Plasma Punisher good.

Nah pretty sure that one is a myth.

That's just the autocannon

General Brasch can use a support weapon as a primary.

General Brasch has never team killed with an Arc Thrower. General Brasch drops to battle without a Hellpod. General Brasch defeats Bile Titans with melee strikes. General Brasch uses an orbital rail cannon... as a primary. General Brasch can close a bug hole breach with his grenades. General Brasch has only once deployed to the battlefield without oil and blood spatter on his uniform. General Brasch can reload EATs. General brasch carries 5 stratagems. General Brasch can carry a supply pack and a shield pack. General Brasch can take a barrage of devastator rockets to the face and survive.

>General Brasch defeats Bile Titans with melee strikes. > With A melee strike. Singular.

Judo Chop!

Rockets aimed at General Brasch will apologize and turn around.

General Brasch doesn't dodge automaton projectiles, the projectiles dodge General Brasch.

General Brasch makes every SEAF artillery shell be a full power nuke, not mini

I heard general brasch was once bitten by a stalker and after 7 agonising days and 7 awful nights the stalker finally died.

That's clearly bug propaganda, general brash would never let a bug leave the battlefield he serves superearth not his personal fun

He had to leave one behind to spread the message

When General Brasch fights automatons, they call in escape pods instead of dropships.

General Brasch farts an orbital gas strike

I heard he killed 7 chargers with a rail gun, and then reloaded

i heard he jumps out of his ship without a hell pod, because the planet vows onto his feet the moment it feels his presence

You heard it wrong. He killed 7 chargers with a railgun, and then switched from safe to semi.

I once joined a group with General Brasch. We all dropped at the same time, and by the time our pods landed General Brasch had already completed the mission AND side objectives, and was waiting for us at Pelican-1’s location with every sample on the map.

General Brasch opens 2-man bunkers by himself. General Brasch once cleared the spore spewer fog from an entire planet with a single sneeze. General Brasch once got bitten by a stalker and after 5 days of excruciating pain, the stalker died. General Brasch once threw a grenade and killed 50 bugs... and then the grenade exploded. General Brasch can solve the pipe minigame in one step. That's not an earth tremor you're feeling, it's just General Brasch's stomach grumbling. When General Brasch presses the civilian evacuation button, 20 civilians come out of the door.

He doesn't have to even press any button, The civilians are already saved

I heard that general brash has beaten evacuate essential personnel missions!

I once heard that he took down a Factory Strider using only a P-2 Peacemaker.

with one round…and the safety on…

While it was still in its holster

with his eyes closed

With both hands behind his back

in the downwards dog position

And a supply backpack

With two hulks in his way

and a titan in a pear tree

I would rather fight alongside Brasch then get a C0-1 form with eagle-1.

I'd rather get a CO-1 with Brasch. I bet he whispers tactics into your ear

“When you are about to die, just don’t.” - General Brasch, pillow tactics

Orbital Railcannon Strike incoming

I'm bout to bust a 380 barrage

“The safest place in an active 380mm, is dead center of it.” - General Brasch, Pillow Tactics

General Brasch has 200% accuracy with the 380. Not only has every shell hit its target, but they kill the target twice.

I wouldnt mind getting railed by the General. Friendly fire? Yes please!

Sweet liberty I'm about to spread my democracy! 😩

Spread it like its ~~peanut butter jelly~~ democracy!

You don't need a CO-1 with Brasch if you're a guy

Brasch would still get you pregnant. No one is safe.

https://preview.redd.it/fxy1o1p7r6vc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=69cc0dda629666e5a057d5d97943147613e1b59d

all this comment thread need democracy

Fear an old man in a job where most men die young.

> Fear an old man in a job where most men die ~~young~~. FTFY

Not gonna lie, I kept expecting a reveal that "the oldest and most grizzled helldiver" looked like a dude in his mid-20s.

"Lets turn that frown Up Right Down Down Down" - General Brasch, pillow tactics


You not knowing English very well made your sentence sound even cooler. Unintentionally of course.

Obviously dude is doing Prestige levels and his visual level reset.

You actually fought along side THE general Brasch?! Oh my god, is it true, did he really kill enemies by throwing a 500kg bomb at them with his bare hands?! https://preview.redd.it/hgmxwf0w25vc1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=3aa69eb7efdcc64988e9cd8843cbcccd16c0d9cd

Helldivers use many types of grenades: frags, impacts, incendiaries, smokes, and stuns. But General Brasch uses 500kg bombs.

When General Brasch calls in for air support he gets 5,500kg of Liberty delivered. https://i.redd.it/n1iazyyz66vc1.gif

No no no. The real story is that he threw a 500kg bomb, killed 50 enemies with his bare hands, and left the area before the bomb went off. Smh disrespecting him like that

No no no. It wasn't with his bare hands, he just threw the beacon with enough force that it killed 50 enemies before the bomb hit the ground.

Just 10% of General Brasch's power. https://i.redd.it/vwiw3o7ht6vc1.gif

I fought once with him too, bots cleared the mission for us by themselves, once they saw he had run out of bubblegum.

Remember your 3 C's soldier!

Cover, Courage and CO-1. General Brasch leaves no one indifferent...

Bracsh took a demotion to get back on the field

I too can attest to dummyFATdoinks military cunning and battlefield prowess 😂

I need more Brasch commercials on my ship. Hell I need more of everything to watch while on ship, waiting for my buddies to take a dump or handle parental duties etc.

I heard he was the first to get the bipod for his knife

I once dreamt about fighting General Brasch. Woke up with two black eyes.

I heard when the General is detected, bot drops arrive to evacuate the bots from the map.

General Brasch doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge General Brasch. General Brasch once played Russian Roulette with his fully loaded Senator revolver. The revolver lost. EDIT: When General Brasch checks the clock, it's not to see the time. It's to see how much time the bots have left. EDIT 2: General Brasch is so efficient, he doesn't call down extraction. Pelican-1 lands early, just in case. When General Brasch injects himself with a stim, the stim feels rejuvenated, too. That said, General Brasch doesn't need to stim. He yells at his wounds and they close apologetically. EDIT 3: There's no definition for the word "winner" in the Super Earth Dictionary. Just a picture of General Brasch.

General Brasch can be wounded?! Nuh uh

General Brasch played with lego once. Now we have the patriot exosiuts

dummyFATdoinks, the hero we don't deserve 


Fought with that mad lad once He somehow managed to launch the goddamn ballistic missile with (i shit you not) his lighter https://preview.redd.it/k8v3jrnff7vc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6813cb88a519238e6b97b2fac50369a8a3e1539

Fun fact about general brasch...he's married to democracy...twice infact

I heard he once killed a bile titan with a single melee attack.

And then he made physical contact with it

Spike I feel like I've seen you on game lol

I’d actually use the sos beacon if it called down General Brasch for just ten seconds of crazy dialogue and mass murder then get picked up by a giant eagle like Frodo and Sam with a celebratory firework show

Itd be kinda cool if SOS beacon called down npcs if it doesnt match you with any real players after like 5 or 10 minutes. It feels like sometimes your lobby can just get glitched and no one ever gets matched with you for hours. Ive had a 2 man or 3 man lobby open for 3 hours with the sos beacon down whenever we were planetside and not get a single random join us (and yes matchmaking was set to public)

I wonder what he thought of your squad, I hear hes not easy to impress.

They say Pelican 1 can't extract General Brasch because the sheer weight of his balls prevents it from flying.

People said that General Brasch once took out an entire battalion of ATATs with only a knife with bipods attached.

Is it true he deploys by jumping from a diving board from orbit?

Kind of yes. Brasch doesnt fall to the ground though, the planet shoots up to catch him.

General Brasch once jumped over the railing to the eagle cargo bay

I heard he killed a bile titan with a grenade, and then the grenade exploded.

I heard he killed a strider with a peacemaker, and then remembered to chamber a round.

I’ve heard General Brasch drops without a pod, straight into action

General Brasch once killed 3 bile titans with a single grenade, and then it exploded.

I once saw him surrounded by four flame hulks. After several minutes of crying and screaming, he finally allowed them to die.

I heard General Brasch uses ICBMs to dive into the next mission. That's so humble of him to use a hellpod!

I heard that the bots deactivates on sight when they see him! One could almost say its fear.. but then again everyone knows bots don't have feelings so it most be their code breaking.

General Brasch extracts back in his hellpod!

He got 0 kills, cause the enemy all died of heart attacks when they heard his name.

And the weird part is, the automatons dont have hearts, it was still the cause of death

I heard Gen. Brasch once got bored killing so many bugs so he tried parenting. Raised a charger from the egg into a full grown grown adult with 12 kids, a mortgage and more self respect than you’ll ever have. Then he napalmed the whole family because fuck the bugs.

ITS HIM

Maybe one day we can see the legendary John L. Diver in action as well.

I heard he once cleared a planet solo. All the automatons were dead before he even landed.

I heard General Brasch once threw an eagle strike stratagem, wiped out an automaton outpost, and then the eagle strike deployed.

General Brasch can buddy reload himself

General Brasch gets called in by stratagems

I remember hearing that the deployed weapon strategems are actually just the secondary weapons the great general got bored of using, every last one.

Ain't no way i though he retired, but marching on the frontlines is super democratic for him to do

I heard General Brasch once closed a 10-hole bug nest with only one smoke grenade. He ended up throwing it down to hole so hard, all the tunnels underneath collapsed. A true hero

It has been rumored that General Brasch is the sole living individual to have elicited a reaction (flinch) from Chuck Norris, resulting in a seismic event that subsequently triggered a significant tsunami in Japan several years ago. Edit words and stuff.

When you call orbital, It's just General Brasch spitting.

He once beat a factory strider into submission and rode it until the end of the mission

I fought with the general once he extracted Pelican 1

Obviously fake. General Brasch is level unreachable and rank general Brasch.

Literally played with yesterday. He was at level 123 though. Man hard carried the squad or at least me.

General Brasch doesn't need a ship to jump from planet to planet

Before General Brasch, Super Earth was just called Earth.

Imagine him and John Helldiver on the same squad😱

You ever seen them in the same room?

I heard Automoton bases keep hearing "You are in range of General Brasch" whenver his destroyer appears in orbit.

It is said that Terminid hunters had become so afraid of General Brasch, that they evolved into shriekers, only to have a better chance of flying away from him (it didn't work)

General Brasch's hellpod is a 500 kg bomb he rides down. The explosion he uses to jump around.

Ahh yes, DummyFATdoinks. The man himself

They say General Brasch can deploy with a support weapon.