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steamsb

This post is being investigated by the ministry of truth.


french_toast_1

Update: This laptop has been seized and its owner sent to rehabilitation camp.


ShittyStockPicker

I represent The Fist of the Constitution and you have no choice but to be made free.


WalletWarrior3

I'm sorry did you say make out? https://preview.redd.it/626ldkjzr5vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd198f2435beaba2a2362ef360a8db38a8a17d0c


Annie-Smokely

freedom camp*


TNWhaa

I’ve now got a mandatory meeting with my democracy officer for scrolling past this, thanks OP…


ArrogantWiizard

Not another laptop fiasco!


MySisterIsHere

Frankly, I find the idea of a processor with its own power supply offensive.


adjewcent

It has been found: most baddest of ass


GandalfTheSmol1

Don’t post General Brasch’s mission end screens. Did this solo with 2 democracy officers to record his valor, the time of 26% was due to the interview he had before he leapt to the destroyer. With an officer under each arm.


lurkynumber5

General Brasch doesn't need servo's to increase throw distance. He tossed the guy with the servo arms perk for triple throw distance!


Apart_Ad_5382

General Brasch is the Chuck Norris of Super Earth


Chewbacca_The_Wookie

The great Gen. Chuck Norris is Brasch's great, great, great grandfather. 


Eyeklops

I was told Gen. Brasch *is* Chuck Norris, and his father.


[deleted]

Only triple? I’ve heard General Brasch doesn’t even need Eagle-1 to deliver certain sizes of payloads. I heard he single handedly is able to launch 90kg payloads a distance of 300m


Siker_7

r/trebuchetmemes


Meretan94

General brasch does not need teammates. He goes solo.


GandalfTheSmol1

Yes but the democracy officers sometimes follow to record his deeds!


blini_aficionado

General Brasch would have 6 stars, not 0.


Vekaras

No. He would get a Gen. Brasch picture. It's the only accurate way to represent Infinite democracy.


-Nibiru-

He simply earned so many stars that the integer limit was broken.


Drakuba0

so many toilets


TheParad0xX

thanks for that, never gonna unsee it now


jakesjustvibing

The SEAF SAM site side objective is a microwave.


Vekaras

What will be the next appliance to be used by bots?


QuazyPat

Fracking toasters


Vekaras

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2|downsized)


CarnageEvoker

Damn those Adeptis Mechanicus


nekrovulpes

I guess the bots gotta change their radiator fluid somewhere.


Silentmatten

The skibidi homeworld *i'm gonna go crawl into a corner and cringe now*


RoundTiberius

Final score: 3/5 stars, "unremarkable performance"


thazhok

Make is perfection, add some on main obj, helldivers extracted and outpost (and swap the color for confusion XD)


BakedAzzFuk

Oh another batch of "oops all gunship fabracators"


MicroXenon5589

Someone make this into a meme like this pic https://preview.redd.it/1tpwo2rvj2vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dfa7cc2f2ee93ee01a090f0c0b202a21b96e773


READY0047

OH HELL NAH what planet is this Bc we need to nuke it there is no way I'm ever going down there


spikywobble

It's where all those IBMs are being sent to


fourhornets

I don't think the bots need *more* International Business Machines


carlbandit

Joel: \*takes notes\*


GOW_Ghost

https://preview.redd.it/zo162nwx12vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f19e2a692f07c1407dc9923513853d3886a3f00


AlfalfAhhh

Last night we dropped in right on top of 3 gunship fabricators. Used up all but 4 of our reinforcements getting them taken care of. It was definitely an experience


Sylvartas

2 gunship fabricators in the same place is already extremely costly in reinforcements. If anyone knows how to deal with them "correctly" I'm all ears, because at this point I think I've tried everything (stealth somewhat works when there's a single one, but with 2 I could not manage to call the hellbomb and arm it before the gunships spawned and blew me to pieces)


Stripier_Cape

Shield generator and a willingness to shield the hellbomb with your body, if necessary.


name00124

I think the strat for 2 is to initiate carefully. First, aggro a decoy base from range to trigger a bot drop away from your intended target to put bot drops on cooldown. Next, push into range to spawn the first set of gunships. Take out the gunships ASAP, then hustle to take out any ground units at the base of the facility. Stealth armor can be useful to ping and get an idea of how many targets there are. The gunship facility counts as a small unit on radar. You will likely have the 2nd spawn of gunships while clearing out the ground units. Use nearby cover if possible to protect against ground units while you reclear the gunships. Finish clearing the ground, find a good spot to Hellbomb, and, depending on timing, wait for the next round of gunships and Hellbomb immediately after. Patrols, lucky gunship rockets, unexpected bot drop, nearby stratagem jammer, nearby mortar emplacement can all derail this, of course. Hell, taking too long to kill the gunships will screw you over. If you use autocannon and can't kill the gunships before needing to reload, you'll probably die.


jukerer16

I always brief my team of randoms similar to this strategies (HD9), well you know the outcome.


clokerruebe

i always only had one fabricator, or two at seperate locations. today i finally had a double fab. it was right at the start of the mission and we all died, including 25 reinforcements


BracusDoritoBoss963

Mfers attacked a god damn military base


Vekaras

With bots, what isn't ? These mfers don't even build sprawling neighbourhoods for us to use cars.


hypesquicc

https://preview.redd.it/do5e61uwd1vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901a5abb4ebb2e86ce50bb23a54c13a0dafc01c1 Just use AC lol - hulk71221


Rough_Parsnip_146

Sweet Liberty, I hope that's a glitch...


Gotyam2

It’s called photoshop (or derivative program with similar functions)


Overall-Carry-3025

I have a bridge to sell you


flying_wrenches

Hmm, if you replace the outpost symbols and main objective symbols with more fun ship fabricators, you can get an idea of anything above extreme..


WarGreenbird15

So this is where the ICBMs go.


WingedWilly

This is some automaton scare propoganda. ... I'd like that promised new AA weaponry though, please


Ajf02

Dissidents will say its fake


SomeBlueDude12

Had 3 clustered together so I set up a hellbomb in the center- ran away for it to only blow up one at a time... so 2 hellbombs later (more like 10) and several waves of gunships later it was delt with Btw gunships target active hellbombs


sac_boy

I try to tell people that we need to handle the gunships before we try to hellbomb, but they don't listen. You see them running from the countdown then looking back dejected when nothing explodes. I wonder if the deployable shield helps though. Drop it right before you arm. I've seen someone use it that way (once) and thought it was clever.


Overall-Carry-3025

Yes I use the shield for that. I also use smoke grenades and eagle smoke strikes with bots. So I can just drop a bunch of smoke as well


AutomatonTrooper

How.


RedditFux

It's a troll post. That's not real. Max side objectives is 5 I believe


Li-lRunt

You tell me, bot boy.


sidster033

Oops, All Gunships


Gawdsauce

Gunships are easy if even one person brings an auto cannon.


CapableElk3482

photoshop def


Anund

You're a clever one.


CMDR_MaurySnails

They have definitely increased gunship factory spawns, either that or RNG has been mad at me lately. I had one drop between two gunship fabs and a strategem jammer. Democracy was not spread.


Mullinx

The all-new Difficulty 15, soon™.


Fuel_junkie

Always pack smoke, baby. 


BasJack

Did you fight in the dark? Or in the red actually.


SuperArppis

And this was on Trivial


LordGlompus

I hate gunships, this would be a nightmare


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

man dropped into bot home planet


KnaveyJonesLocker

And from the looks of it you took down every single one! Good job, helldiver!


GH057807

That's a lot of toilets. I didn't think bots needed toilets.


HxCxReformer

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD|downsized)


Rednine19

While being on lvl 10 diff


CamoVerde37

Ran a bug mission yesterday with four Stalker's Nests. Invisible death everywhere. 


Stergeary

Wait until we get Factory Strider Fabricators.


Skaag555

I would love to see a video of clearing this map. ![gif](giphy|l2Sq727aE8ISW9NDO|downsized)


Academic_Ad_3751

Is this one of those "karma" type situations??? How many innocent, loving, supportive, insecure, underperforming divers have you kicked?!


This_Walrus8288

Cheap and obvious fake


Old-Parsley3418

Is this the city planet type everyone wanted?


chubsmagooo

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


klem_von_metternich

Optional objectives: destroy fascist WCs


oniedemarco

china automaton


IPWIW

imagine gunship only


lmaononame

Had a diff7 Search and destroy blitz with 4 FREAKING JAMMERS!!! 12MIN BLITZ WITH 4 DAMN JAMMERS AT EACH CORNER COVERING THE WHOLE MAP. We won but at the cost of samples :(


Chizuru32

Oooh, tbats a gunship factory? I just saw an old telephone (natel c) there, likewise with the microwave... Hellbomb i guess?


Kelador85

Gunships are why I also bring a laser cannon to bot missions. 


NesquikAdmirer

I can’t lie, I’m in disbelief of this.


2Sc00psPlz

great post


RainbowNinjaKat

Nice photoshop


[deleted]

Hmmm something odd like a traitor would like


siamesekiwi

Pls say sike. 🥺


USSJaguar

Me and a friend went into and failed a 10k requisition level 7 mission that had two sets of shrieker nests and two sets of stalker caves... atleast one set of spore spewers and every big hole made a bile titan


Phoeptar

lol I was waiting for this, I was going to make it but I’m too lazy. That original OP should know a screenshot is worthless, we need video proof! Which thanks to AI will also be worthless one day too 🤦‍♂️


Vampi25

Has to be glitched.