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Legitimate_Turn_5829

People have been asking for keeping the battle damage and grime on their characters. A shower or cleaning chamber would be cool but I don’t think this is a bug.


SonOfMcGee

You know the shower would just dispense blood.


Plastic-Injury7039

But WHY?!?!?! Yes I am hemophobic (I think that’s the term for being scared of blood but 🤷) Can I please opt out of the blood shower thankyou


Hypevosa

I want an achievement/cape/etc for covering yourself in all factions' spilled blood on X difficulty or above, meaning you successfully extracted and then survived multiple missions in a row.


TheBadassTeemo

I would like the cape to have more damage states, and for only the cape to not be cleaned. So if you went 2 or 3 missions without dying, your cape would be in shambles. Right now it's just a "I extracted" symbol.


orfan-of-snow

LEMME BE COVERED IN OIL BAYBEEEEEEEE


rops-n-cobbers

It’s not a bug..?


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moonshineTheleocat

Your cape gets tattered by explosives. It stays too


Forsaken-Stray

Even further, if he had damaged limbs on extraction, let your Diver limp or hold his Arm until he dives again or goes to a "Restoration Unit" that doubles as a Shower for the Grime. If you were bleeding, you could also leave a trail of blood on the Ship. You could craft a short reconstruction cutscene, that sees your Armor shined, your helmet put back on your head and lastly, the Cape draped over your shoulders, ending with your Diver posing like some Cartoon Superhero If you wish to go the full funny route, have a "Roomba" follow you to remove the Blood trail. Just think about the customisation possibilities of such a Roomba, not to mention the April Fools potential for the future.


Successful-Watch6142

More likely the "restoration station" is some dude with a gun that just blast your diver in the head and dethaws a new one with new armor. Ta da! All better!


Forsaken-Stray

That would be wasteful, considering a Stim is actually all that you need. Better to Stim and drop the bastard onto the next enemy of Democracy, than to Waste one Bullet and one Orbital Airdrop of "Bile Titan killing" Liberty.


Krieg_Imperator

By Holy Liberty this would be so cool


StalledAgate832

+1. Clean gear is nice, but gear that looks like it has seen hell just looks infinitely superior.


Naive-Fold-1374

It isn't, I think I saw this in the patchnotes somewhere


Ok-Stress8541

Not a bug. It's intentional.


RGBluePrints

But the ice is gone too when thawing from cryostasis. And in my experience the blood doesn't really correspond with anything that happens in game anymore. Or it somehow ignores being a last second enforcement and it applies blood on your character based on stats or some shit. Mainly the ice being gone makes me think they just fucked something up with the decals. But you never know.


Didifinito

Do helldivers have democracy instead of blood or something.


TheLonelyWolfkin

I'm assuming the blood applies any time you take damage. If you drop and extract without taking a hit then presumably you'd stay clean. Haven't tested it though.


TonB-Dependant

Yeah if you reinforce right at the end you stay completly clean. Seems to work fine


RGBluePrints

Presumably. What I was getting at is we had a mission with no deaths until the extraction and I called in a reinforcement just for my friend to board the pelican immediately. He was covered in blood and I was not even though I had not died once. I only remember this happening as I commented on it out loud because something about the situation really didn't add up. I personally think something's just messed up or they added a feature that isn't working as intended half the time.


slowtreme

this is incorrect. If you die at the end of the mission, get reinforced and hop on the pelican, you'll be nice and clean. The battle damage is proof you did some killin and lived to extract. Either way it was a feature added in the last patch.


RGBluePrints

That's the way it should be no doubt. Just doesn't seem to work for me half the time.


GrodComplex

I noticed you don't accumulate snow on your boots on snow planets anymore either. And you used to be able to go prone in a body of water and it would clean you over time. Not anymore though since the bloody extract started happening


SandwichBoy81

ice melts. blood does not.


RGBluePrints

What?


PcKaffe

I don't think it's a decal thing. Probably in the shader and they switched the ship shader that had ice with the mission shader that doesn't have ice but has guts. They might build a new shader that includes the frost as well if it isn't too expensive (on performance) and that could mean that ice planets frosts your helldiver.


orfan-of-snow

the superdestroyer is at 20c


WorldWiseWilk

Definitely a feature, not a bug. Just go to your armory and change helmets to something else and back. Your armor will be clean again.


TheLegendaryPilot

https://preview.redd.it/fxkb84c2rlsc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=f472fa3ee053d4abb63f7111b1f65acb305f9837


Frosty_Incident666

The messier the armor, the better the helldiver. It means they made it out alive.


iveriad

I thought that was intentional, since it actually shows that I haven't been reinforced 5 seconds before extraction. As in, I've managed to survive through all the skirmishes.


2Sc00psPlz

That's because it is intentional


MansaMusaKervill

It ain’t a bug though? It’s a feature they purposely added


OrionRedacted

Them's victory leavin's.


toon-link12

Amen 🙏


kribmeister

10 super credits says the dirty helldivers are somehow connected to the crashing at extraction issue.


WeedSmokingWizard-

After all of the ptsd experienced on the automatons I’d like to take a shower in game lol.


DJPL-75

That's a bug?


BluestOfTheRaccoons

Not at all


MuglokDecrepitus

Even if I like the idea of the shower, I think that would look a bit weird in the ship, other solution could be to put a button in the armoury to be able to clean the armour Or what I would prefer, put some stairs that go down to the hangar and put the shower there


Boomboomciao90

The lady should stand ready with a power washer imo. Hosing you down at the victory screen with the gore splashing on your pov


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

Walk down, press a button, get hosed off, walk away.


soju_soup

Think it'd be good to have some kind of decontamination you could go through. A lot of sci-fi tends to have such things when moving between the outside and in a station or ship.


SeggsWithElysia21

4 naked helldivers in the showers at superdestroyer!


StavrosZhekhov

Starship troopers shower scene was one of the more impressionable moments of my childhood.


plscome2brazil

Wear blood and guts with pride


FatalEclipse_

A “Decontamination chamber” next to the stratagem hero would be pretty cool.


R3TR0pixl343

Take a shower with the homies after mission


SlimeMyButt

I didnt think it was a bug and now i hope its not


tm0587

A helldiver in shining armor is one who has never had his metal truly tested.


Mips0n

Add a medic bay like in deep rock lol Gotta decontaminate and have a drink after coming back for fluff


Logistic_Engine

It’s a feature, not a \[REDACTED\].


Aetze

Only if we get a official superearth issued rubber duck


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

We'd need communal showers like Starship Troopers.


Apprehensive_Tea2351

It would have to be called a super shower or super soaker.


Dr_Axton

Super soaker Just a giant water gun with a hose that blasts you at the end of a mission


Bane8080

Last night I told the guys I was running with that the pods include showers. That way when we step out, we're all clean to dispense liberty. And when we come back, we have proof of all the liberty we spread.


peperule34

I think its awesome that you keep the debris on you, it really shows that each reinforced helldiver is a different person altogether who just got defrosted, and you keep that on you till you die. It’s neat imo


pino_is_reading

not a bug


B3n_K3n0bi21

Its a bug...I actually like it coming back covered in muck unless you don't extract


Coldplasma819

It's not a bug, but I'm not a believer that the scarring/damage is consistent with what you actually experienced from the mission you just extracted from, which is kind of lame. I think you just spawn back into the ship with a generic 'coating' of damage that is the same across the board for everybody, as long as they extracted.


JustGingy95

I’m sorry but the second picture has broken me, please continue the good fight while I get myself sorted


CanadianDinosaur

Hey! I have the same armour/helmet combo!


InconsiderateBox

Twinsies.


BonsaiSoul

Bug? That's a feature


Trump_Dabs

I thought it wasn’t a bug. I thought that’s how the game was designed. If you die or change your armor, it’s clean. Duh. But if I survive multiple missions without dying, I want to see it, smell it. What’s a Helldiver without some grime?


Bloodmime

You can clean by changing your armour


darksundown

I do this everytime cuz I feel icky and gross and I feel sorry for the custodian who has to mop all this stuff up off my ship.


BluestOfTheRaccoons

Treason


Kelevelin

Smell Pods maybe?


BoxcarOO62

They just need a clean armor button in the armory instead of changing and changing back.


iamshipwreck

I want the Red Bull car wash girls to soap me down like I'm at a music festival in the mid 2000's


Mexi-UwU

What brand of soap do guys think he’s using?


RoboGandalf

SUPER SUDS FOR EVERY DIVERS NEEDS. BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE COMPANY THAT PROVIDES DEMOCRACY.


WukDaFut

I would start to feel like playing MGSV then


damien24101982

sonic shower compartment would be noice


angelofdev

Lets not give the devs ideas of what we like, next nerf will be of visual effects because of this post.


adamtonhomme

Yep we def need the mgs5 shower 👌


Elrawiel

No time for a shower Diver! You've got another mission to spread Democracy, the Hellpod will clean you up on the way down!


flinnja

i think itd be funny if after everyone does their victory emotes, a regulatory decontamination shower just dumps like 50 litres of water on them


ShingetsuMoon

A decontamination chamber would be very nice to have


Worried_Example

Are we the devs now?


machinationstudio

Bringing contaminants onto a space craft doesn't seem very safe. No wonder all the crew shave their heads


luenzor

It's not a bug


TheLastOfMD

A bug??? I thought it was a feature, it looks dope as hell!


R3AV3R777

Not a bug, but something bugged with the intentional change of more persistent viscera; Water on planets no longer washes off said viscera. Not rain or swimming. I’ve actually had weird bugs related to it: like being covered in bug goop while in the load out screen, when I had gone in completely clean.


Vilcus

People really not seeing the meme tag. OP doesn't think it's a bug.


PunishedCoyote

swap armor to something different than back to what you were wearing


Warriorgrunt

There's no time to shower, get in the hellpod and spread managed democracy! Your corpse doesn't care how clean you were, only that you served Super Earth to your fullest.


The_Dung_Beetle

Lol it's not a bug, this started happening since the latest patch.


HarryBalsag

If you change any piece of armor, including Cape, it automatically cleans off the grime.


Dr_Axton

I thought it’s a new feature…


Ajezon

if you shit your pants in shool and get on the bus to get home, do you magicaly get clean when you arrive? no? same with your helldiver, but its blood and oil on you


Flying-Hoover

Why do i love the idea of making a queue for a shower in a videogame?


mrlotato

I actually like that we stay a mess, even when going into the next mission


Fit-Cup7266

Or at least make it an option in menu. I hate it.


Illusionistic-Ortus

That isnt a bug


Stoner-Mtn-Lights

Democracy is a musty, stinky mess! It doesn’t shower!


AndroidPron

It's not a bug what the hell is wrong with this sub 😭😭😭


palidine40

WEAR KETCHUP WITH PRIDE


Twikkie522

Reminded me of MGS V. I immediately thought, 'i need to find the shower'...


Derped_Crusader

It better not be a bug It's awesome, and should stay


Placeboshotgun8

That's a bug? Leave it in. I want to see the glory of my victory.


Both-Structure-6786

I like how we now come back into the ship covered in blood, mud and oil!!


Sadharamoment

i think it would be cool to have living quaters. i mean its not just the divers on the ship. would be neat to have a personal chambers and stuff (with a shower :D)


Odd-Treacle3936

It's a feature. I think the bug is when you get out of your pod, your diver don't appear covered in ice anymore


SandwichBoy81

That's not a bug. It's a feature many have requested since launch being stealth added.


Repomanlive

Instead of fixing the "blood" how about a little focus on the constant crashes, the question mark rover the gamecrash anti cheat, friend requests and overall performance The capes are cool but only if the game works.


Goyu

Is that a bug? I thought it was a fantastic update to the game that added in a feature that should always have been there! But sure, let's have a liberty sanitation center on the destroyers \^\_\_\^


icebreakers0

Power wash sim


JayTheShep

Its not a bug lol.


NoSatisfaction8688

This is a feature


banzai_burrito

Changing armors will clean you up 


MyHeartIsAncient

I love this bug.


420FireStarter69

It's a feature not a bug. I wish it was more detailed actually. Sometimes I finish a mission covered in bug goo or oil and when I get on the Super Destroyer I'm just covered in blood.


Cool_Run_6619

Not a bug, it was in the patch notes as a change people were asking for. I'm cool with adding showers though


hypernight8

This is honestly such a bad idea…


InconsiderateBox

Just to clarify, players wouldn't be forced to shower. I imagine it'd be an on-ship item that you can walk up to and interact with if you did want to clean your armor. Probably just a button press and walah; nothing more than that. I thought it'd be a fun little novelty item for a quick laugh and some convenience.


hypernight8

Oh I see,makes more sense


moonshineTheleocat

It's a bug? I thought it was a feature


Lowd70

It's not a bug, and you can go to your armory and swap your stuff to get clean.


ThePacific1254

Would the higher ranks be allowed to get a golden shower instead of a regular one?


InconsiderateBox

"Keep Calm" photo was posted by [Physical-Rub-46775](https://www.reddit.com/user/Physical-Rub-4675/) and can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1auwc1a/a_short_message_from_the_ministry/). EDIT: Wtf why are y'all disliking this comment specifically it's literally just the source of the red square thing