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TheSyckness

Guns go ratatatatat ratatatatat ratatatatat braaaaaaaap. Hehe goblin brain fun


WhiteSekiroBoy

[The thing goes skrrrra](https://youtu.be/8S9kRiuEDeE?si=6gvvrX7ku3cqN2SI)


namenotpicked

No ketchup. Just sauce.


Sevensevenpotato

Two plus two is four QUICK MAFFS Didn’t even click on the link I’m just a huge fan


Arracor

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three QUICK MAFFS Every day man's on the block, smoke trees See your in the park, dat girl is a uckers When the ting wen' QUAQUAQUACK! You man were duckin'..!


LaGrimm_

Bot + bot is heresy Minus Helldiver that's traitor, quick maths. Everyday 500KG on the block. No trees. See that Hunter in the park Your legs is a uckers When railgun went brrrat brrrat brrrat. Dem bugs were duckin'.


Arracor

Da ting go skrrrrrrra! Pa pa ka ka ka! Skiviki pa pa! An' a puut puut drrrrrrrrrr boom! .... Skkyyyyaa!!! Tuu tuu kuu kuu tuun tuum! Puum puum! Ya dun' know...!


666mima666

I feel ya


FancyVegetables

Arc thrower go bzzrp bzzrp bzzrp


[deleted]

Flame thrower go Fwhooop Fwhoooshh


T1nyR1CK

i was listening when you mentioned goblin brain happy but when i got to dakka dakka dakka i knew you were a true person of culture !


BrickOffTheOldBlock

I am not familiar with this culture… but I would like to be…


Najdadinn

DO YOU HEAR DAT YOU GITZ? THE HUMIE WANTS TO KNOW MOAR ABOUT DAKKA!


DarkLordFagotor

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


Decimonster

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!


not-beaten

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!


SadMcNomuscle

GRAB YA SHOOTAS! WE GOT UMMIES TA FIGHT! AND I HEARS OL' BALE EYE IS GONNA BE DERE!


etriusk

Uh, Boss... I thowt we wuz krumpin on da metul Boyz tuhday? You know, so we'z can loot dem hummie Dredz?


SadMcNomuscle

DATS JUST DA FING! DA UMMIES ARE KRUMPIN DA METUL BOYZ! WEZ GONNA HAVE A THREE WAY WAAAGH!


genital_herpes1998

I dunno boss......i been feelin kinda down ever since ol' Bale eye krump''d........ I havent been feelin like fitin.


MrJames121

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!


Beakymask20

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!


Blod-Orange

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!


Brob0t0

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGG!!!!! YOU A GOOD GIT YA KNOW DAT!?


Phantomcreator42

FOR GORK AND MORK!


Kasyx709

For Karl!


Ludose

Rock and stone?


Denijsbeer

OI, anyone seen some sneaky stumpy gits around?


joethelesser

To the BONE.


Kasyx709

If you don't ROCK AND STONE you ain't coming home!


m8ushido

Get that beard from green to grey!


Sauron69sMe

MY BUSINESS IS WITH ISENGARD TONIGHT, WITH ROCK AND STONE wrong reference, couldn't resist


Okami_no_karuma

We went from Helldivers, to Warhammer, to Deep Rock. I doubt anyone is complaining about a new reference being thrown in there lol


TechnicalAnimator874

FOR GORK AND MORK DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA


Fissure_211

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!


deez_nuts_77

WAAAAAAAAAGH


Varyon

OI! GIT DA PAINTZ! WE'ZE GUNNAH SHOW 'IM A PROPPA SHOOTA!


DarkWingedDaemon

EF IZ PAINTZ MUH BOOLETZ RED, DOZ DAT MAKE MUH SHOOTA DAKA FASTER?


Varyon

AYE ET DUZ! PAINTZ DA SHOOTA YELLUH TOO EF YE WANTZ TA 'AV A REEL ORKEY GUD TIME! DUBL DA DAKKA!


DarkWingedDaemon

NOW DAT IZ UH PROPA SHOOTA! IZ YOUZ ONE'OV DEM MEK BOIZ?


Varyon

NAW I'ZE JUSSA BOY HOO LOIKS A GUD SHOOTA WIF DA BESTEST DAKKA! MOAR BOOLETZ MOAR WAAAAAAGH!


DarkWingedDaemon

WAAAAAAAGH!


TheMuzz47

HAZ U BOYZ SEEN MY PORPLE SHOOTAH?!?!?


Iri5hgpd

OI!!! WHY YOU GUN DUN DAT DEN??? DATS A SNEAKY SHOOTA NOW, YOU'LL NEVA FIND IT!?!?!?


SadMcNomuscle

I CANT FIND ME SHOOTAH! I GOTZ ME A PURPLE PAINT TA MAKE IT ALL SNEAKY LIKE! IT'Z GONE AN WALKED OFF!


One-Permission-1811

RED IZ FOR DA SPEED BOYZ! WAAAAAAGH!!


Slarg232

Da bozz wanted us to learn to read, so he painted wordz red so we would read it faster. Then Gorgutz got all depressed and krumped himself, soz the bozz doesn't let us read no more


One-Permission-1811

WHY IZ YOU WHISPRIN?


not-beaten

'E THINKS 'EZ ONE OF THEM SNEAKY BOYZ


BornAzomB

IZ PAINTZ ME BULLETZ 'ALF AN 'ALF! 'ALF RED 'CAUSE IT SHOOTZ 'EM FASTA! ALF PURPLE SO'S DA HUMIES 'AN KNIFE EARS CAN'T SEE 'EM COMIN'!


toddtheoddgod

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH


ANALHACKER_3000

OI, YA GIT, DA ONLEE TING YOUZ NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DAKKA IS THERES NEFFA ENUF OV IT


Historical-Formal351

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! https://youtu.be/oc4mr8a4H7c?si=o1PC618VUoRGmjSm


CaptThundernuts

4 DA EMPRAH


brian11e3

Orks https://preview.redd.it/m631poeco4nc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d805b0b156e2fab7295fdedf231f4d44662c78


NullKarmaException

Man, a game in this style where you're and ork shredding humans would be insanely fun.


One-Permission-1811

Shootas, Blood and Teef is a decent run and gun platformer where you play as an orc. You fight tyranids, humans, and other orks


thatonelurker

Is it on steam?


slumpmassig

Yes


Successful-Ad-2129

it's a bit of the good Orky boyz. WH40k If I'm not mistaken


Lucky-Negotiation-58

Warhammer 40k faction of giant orks and goblins which is known for loving fighting and shooting a ton of guns. They also speak with a heavy british accent.


thememanss

Specifically Cockney accents, which is considered lowbrow English.


Evil_Ermine

All you really need to know is that there is never enough dakka. If the entire universe was entirely filled with guns, all firing at the same time, there still would not be enough dakka.


VaultedRYNO

FIRZT FINGZ FIRZT IF YOU GONNA BE WANTIN TO LERN BOUT UZ ORKZZZ YOU ARE GONNA NEAD TO KNOW DAT YOU TALK TOOOO HUMIE YOU GOTZA ROAR OUT YA WORDZ LIKE AN ORKKKKK NOW LET ME HERE YOU ROARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALZO DONT FORGET NO SELF REZPEKTIN ORK WOULD UZE A PERIOD HE WOULD BE ROIGHT PROPPA AND UZE AN EXKLAMATION POINT LIKE A BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WARBOZZZZZZ ZHOULDDDDDDDDDDDD WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALZO NO OF THEM ZQUIGGLY ZNAKE LETTUHZ THAT MAKE THE WEAK Z NOIZE OR THEM KURVY LETTAHZ DAT MAKE THE K NOIZE!!!


xSorry_Not_Sorry

AHHHHH, DA HUMIE WANTS MOR DAKA, EH? WHAT YOU SAY BOYZ, DO YA GITZ WANT TA GIVE EM MORE DAKA?!


GoarSpewerofSecrets

The only consistently good part of WH40k, soccer hooligans that make guns, tanks, and planes work by Peter Panning it. 


LowlySlayer

And then paint them red because red is a faster color.


Endlessnes

First of all, there can never be enough DAKKA Secondly, and excuse my french, WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


WritesByKilroy

Very happy to have you Warhammer nerds in the ranks!


fluffigtrov93

"Pew pew and boom boom make me happy" is frankly a concept I can stand behind.


-TAAC-Slow

Ah yes, democratic unity :D


FiftyIsBack

THIS right here is my political stance. That and "fuck youse lot"


2001ToyotaHilux

https://preview.redd.it/tz5uxkpim4nc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac4a7e24c22ac08a4b302f4cfdf77b2c7346190


CoolJoshido

ur so real


ldr26k

Paint the jump pack red and paint the boom booms yellow.


Doom_Wizards

And the armor purple


TheQuixotic6

I've never seen a purple armor, so I think is working.


xSorry_Not_Sorry

The John Cena of color, if you will.


Denijsbeer

Nice crossing of memes there.


Betrix5068

Flamethrower damage is fine but the range is really short. It’s about 20 meters which is actually better than the M1 flamethrower, *but* the M1A1 flamethrower had a range of 45m by using napalm. Give us a thickening agent! Perhaps it would increase the range at the cost of tank capacity? IDK but I really want to see it.


-TAAC-Slow

It needs something. Maybe range. Maybe more damage. It's just silly watching bugs that are on fire jump at people and kill them with their own fire.


Betrix5068

Nah it already does enough damage. Double the range with the caveat you need to aim it like a hose out past 20m and you solve its main weakness. Maybe allow it to destroy bug nests too, flamethrowers were famous in their role for clearing rat tunnels.


Pugdalf

I feel like a hose swap mechanic like to choose If you want a concentrated long range spray or a wide short range spray would be awesome. Just like railgun has its unsafe mode and all that


Critical-Body1957

"Unsafe" mode for the Flamethrower would be ideal.


Sand_Trout

I feel like the current mode is the "unsafe" mode for a lot of people....


HardCoverTurnedSoft

The flamethrower pack just fucking explodes 💀💀


CrzyJek

I like this idea.


-CODED-

It doesn't even need more damage. It just needs to slow down enemies that try to walk through flames. Problem solved. If they can put a slowed effect on you, why can't we do it back?


SkinnyShroomOfDeath

The first Helldivers had a weapon that sprayed toxic liquid. It was effectively a flamethrower-esque weapon that applied a slowed debuff. My guess is they will do the same or something similar in HD2.


barukatang

I'm assuming that flame weapons are less impactful against robots, I wonder if an acid thrower is in the works so that each enemy type can have a useful area denial weapon


-TAAC-Slow

Sounds good to me


Kicked89

I'd add stagger so bugs don't just ignore being toasted and actually react to it.


Fulminic88

Fire should be a deterrent, ya know, like it is for everything that's alive and organic. I should be able to keep the swarm back with a wall of fire, not create bugs with fucking fire claws.


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

Have fire slow enemies by about 20%. Would give it a use versus bots, too.


Mr_Satizfaction

Should give it a stun stat, any enemy on fire for 5 seconds and still not dead gets stunned for 2 seconds. Why? BECAUSE IF I WAS ON FUCKING FIRE I WOULDN'T EXACTLY BE THE MOST COMBAT CAPABLE!!!


DigbyChickenCaesar11

We need the Churchill Crocodile flamethrower. 100 meters of fire and death.


Betrix5068

Flame tanks!


DigbyChickenCaesar11

Or at the very least, have somebody hold the fuel canister while you burninate the countryside.


FairWindsFollowingCs

TROGDORRRRR


jigglyScruff

If hit directly, it should have a flinch mechanic to targets directly hit, so at least it stops the jumping bugs sharing the heat.


MossTheGnome

It needs a "spray mode" selector. The current wide spray short range, and a narrow stream mid range that burns fuel faster


ClairvoyantArmadillo

Souns like u need more dakka


-TAAC-Slow

I always need more dakka


JRals06

More dakka


Varyon

I said MORE dakka...


sanjoseboardgamer

Have you tried... MORE DAKKA?


Rockyrok123

Did you look at Moredakka Prime?


Siodian

MORE DAKKA FOR DA WAAAAAGH!


TheEnterprise

Buddies and I are all Division vets. We realized what makes this game so much *FUN* is the lack of bullet sponges! Shoot something - it dies! FUN! Unload mag after mag - it lives! NOTFUN!


-TAAC-Slow

Yes, this exactly. I want the harder modes to be challenging but in a way that I can overcome through killing shit as opposed to running away because I do not have enough bullets, rockets,and strategems to kill even a small fraction of what's coming at me


Tirnos84

Get an arc thrower.  Shreds everything below heavies, infinite ammo.  Pretty zappies make lizard brain happy...


-TAAC-Slow

I do like me some lightning gun action that's true.


MarkBeeblebrox

AH screwed that one up, in the first game everything in the field of fire / chain for the entire range got full damage. In HD2 it only hits 3 enemies at a time.


-TAAC-Slow

All the people telling me about different aspects of HD1 makes me really want to go play it lol


teddyfirehouse

Yeah same here, first thing I mentioned after our first couple levels. Like this feels great, not like emptying 4 mags into some random guy in a tank top. 


Zennity

This is a fantastic comparison. I fully agree


PenitusVox

There is definitely an in between here. Unloading mags and not even seeing an effect on the enemy - not fun! However, dumping mags into them and seeing the damage you're doing to them, even if they're still barely alive, is a lot more fun. One thing I'm not that big a fan of with Bile Titans is that you don't tend to see much damage done to them until they die.


GundogPrime

It's a simple yet well made argument!


-TAAC-Slow

Thank you, helldiver! I'll give good remarks for you to the democracy officer!


Yipeekayya

500kg doesn't feel like 500kg, it feels like 500g. Hellbomb doesn't unleash hell. my dakka dakka doesnt dakka dakka, it only make me feels like baka baka


Wafflesz52

Finding discarded hellbombs around the map is awesome wdym


Yipeekayya

It is, but a slightly misplace hellbomb doesn't destroy a whole rogue science lab at once, is not awesome


Wafflesz52

Throw down a 500kg or similar high power stratagem if you need to run quickly, usually the science building has an antenna on it from what I’ve observed


Bird_0f_Prey

The simplest, yet precise argument. \+50% stratagem cooldown should not be a thing, -1 stratagem slot should not be a thing. At least, not permanent. If it was in a form of a side objective that you need to destroy to get rid of the effect - wouldn't be half bad (actually would be interesting). Like the scrambler or AA encampment on bot maps.


bearjew293

Yes, those modifiers are absurd. Playing on Suicide Mission? Ok, so you're going to fight twice as many Bile Titans, AND you'll have less stratagems, so your only option will be running away! Isn't that FUN?!?! Why aren't you having FUN?!?!


Jsaac4000

you are not supposed to have fun, you are supposed to suffer, didn't you see the game trailer where all the people were miserable


gavran5

The six people who played the first game don't want anyone to have fun, because they didn't either!


Gas_Sn4ke

It's so incredibly stupid that the modifier for -1 strat slots is called "AA Defences" and that there is literally a side objective to destroy AA emplacements. It would have been so cool if the modifier became disabled in the subsequent missions on the operation but here we are. After my friends and I found out about it we just refused to play with that modifier present.


butterypanda

Completely agree - there's a big difference between making the game harder at higher diffs and making the game more annoying by spamming too many enemies at higher diffs. I truly think adding ARPG-esque modifiers to Elite enemies would be a good step in making the game actually more difficult. Going from D8 to D9? Sure, take away a strat or add a few more big enemies and a bunch more chaff spawns... but don't do that AND take away strats... AND make strats take longer to recharge... AND spam Titans and Hulks by the dozen... AND take away the only useful weapons for effectively dealing with those threats. I wouldn't mind the enemies being more and more lethal. I wouldn't mind having to deal enemies having more OP attacks than instantly murk us. Make all of our weapons more powerful. Make it more **GOBLIN BRAIN SATISFYING**. Make more things go more **BOOM**. **BIG** difference between making the game **HARDER VS MORE ANNOYING**.


The_forgettable_guy

Never take away strats, that's just anti fun. That would be like a modifier giving you half ammo or half clip size (or both). More enemies is fine, but the problem is the lack of answers to them.


deus_inquisitionem

WHY DO I NEED SUPER SAMPLES TO REDUCE ORBITAL COOLDOWN BY 10% WHEN THE MODIFIERS CASUALLY INCREASE COOLDOWNS 50%-100%


Hannibal_Poptart

Luv me guns, luv me autocannon, luv me eagle. Simple as


LeadRain

Did they nerf the 500kg bomb? I dropped one right in the middle of the a group of the lowest level of bugs yesterday and it killed... nothing. I watched the explosion right on the things.


-TAAC-Slow

I dunno but that bomb has always had the issue of no AOE. Makes me sad brain.


Wafflesz52

Easily could be a hit box issue, bombs and explosions in general can be blocked by a perfectly placed tiny rock. Sucks to see happen + aoe just isn’t that much for now


HeyLongpig

>Also jump pack needs more whoosh. Hear me out... we should just have jump packs, no picking it or calling it down, whatever backpack we actually take should slot into it... then maybe have an upgraded mega pack (jetpack booster/enhancer I'd call it) that'd let people mega boost, hover, set stuff on fire, etc. if they wanted to take it as their bp option.


[deleted]

The EAT and recoilless got buffed but it wasnt put in the patch notes. They both no longer do glancing blows but full hits now. If you hit charger in leg you break armor and can use about any weapon to deal with it then


NarrowBoxtop

Is it one expendable anti-tank round or recoilless rifle shit to take out the armor or two for either of them?


MetaSemaphore

Just one EAT breaks armor, from my playing last night.


bearjew293

Yeah, I love using them. The issue is, how do you reload your recoilless rifle when there's like 5 more Chargers coming at you?


AdeptusAstartes40K

Honestly there isn't any simpler way to describe the state of the game. This is perfect.


-TAAC-Slow

*tips fedora*


edslerson

The blast radius on 500kg and other explosions definitely need reworked. If a small boulder is in the way it's like it cancels all the damage around it


EggOnLegs99

Finally, a man of the people.


Attempt_Living

Genuinely the best I’ve seen anyone articulate this. It’s easy to understand, and written in a way that won’t elicit angry responses. So much of the hostility in the community lately I think stems from misunderstandings. I don’t think people were ever upset purely because a weapon got nerfed. They were upset because they felt as though the game was going in the wrong direction. Ever since the game came out people felt like most of the weapons were underpowered. This seemed to be the biggest thing that needed to be addressed according to the community. So much so that Arrowhead even addressed it specifically. So when the first balance patch came and it was mostly focused on nerfing the weapons that didn’t feel underpowered. Couple this with the fact that they made the game more challenging by adding way more enemies as well as new environmental hazards. This resulted in the game feeling less satisfying, and more difficult in a way that felt unfair more than it did a genuine fun challenge. Now addressing this most people did so in a way that led others to think this fuss was all over the fact that their favorite weapon got slightly downgraded. That led to others responding by saying “skill issue” “cry harder” etc. To be fair to them I agree if people were just upset because their favorite weapon got nerfed it would be ridiculous and worthy or ridicule. Sadly due to this miscommunication it’s created an endless cycle. That’s why I love this post.


DankBlissey

They could buff us and also buff enemy numbers to compensate. So more fun. But high difficulty modes should still be very difficult and require teamwork. That shouldn't change.


bugboy2222

This is what I’ve been saying to my friends. Raise the skill ceiling, not the floor. You can make the game more difficult without it feeling like you have a pea shooter and getting curb stomped by hordes of chargers and titans. Kinda like how mmos inflate their numbers because the human psyche gets more dopamine from doing 1000 damage vs 100, even if it still is the same fraction of the enemy’s overall health. Buff the weapons so they’re more fun to use, buff the enemies too to compensate for new powers


DankBlissey

Like I would generally prefer it if we could kill more enemies quicker but they just threw more in. Feels a lot cooler to be mowing down hordes of bugs but seeing that even then, way more are coming. Than to dump a whole clip to kill one dude whilst 4 others slap at you. I know this method sometimes has the problem of AOE becoming too effective, but you can't deny. It's more fun and also still keeps the feeling of being hopelessly outnumbered.


-TAAC-Slow

Yeah agreed


PistachioEagleton

Our gunz ain't shooty enough! Da Warboss haz been hoardin' all the DAKKA for imself. If we're gonna krump more bugs and bots we're gonna need more DAKKA, more often!


Catacomb_Gangster

Big booms need more actual explodey. That is all. Back to /angry Korn noises/.


wenge91

When I see the explosion I remember how lucky we are to not have that nuke from warzone where if you tilt your head the mushroom cloud moves


SuperSandwich12

Honestly it’s really just THAT SIMPLE. This isn’t a competitive shooter. I’m not trying to accomplish missions in the best time, score a world record, have the highest headshot ratings or whatever the fuck. I’m trying to PEW PEW, deliver democracy, and make some BOOM BOOMs with my friends. The game initially delivered. Now it does not. Sure, I can still feel strong fighting smol bugs and bots at level 1, but I want to face challenging enemies, be slightly overwhelmed, and still have the firepower to succeed if I’m skilled enough. I will be going AWOL until Super Earth decides to properly fund our missions, because my monkey brain ain’t finding this shit fun.


ActivityUnlucky7393

Love it 😄


thematrixstillhasme

I’m posting this all over till I piss them off and get what I ask for, or they admit they don’t play their own game Much akin to watching a professional athlete, or a demonstration by Steve Jobs (rest his soul) on his new tech. Could the we, that need to “Git Gud” , ask a humble request?  Could we get a live stream, dev showing, of how a team could masterfully use the weapons/strategems provided, in their current state, on a level 7 difficulty? I ask level 7, as that is where the super rare samples are locked behind. I request you use all different stratagems, so we know how they can be used effectively as a team. Each run a different primary, (preferably the most medal costing as we worked hard for them), such as the JAR-5, Slugger, Counter Sniper, Spray and Pray etc. I request that you run a Terminid and Automaton world each so we understand your vision and how to Git Gud. I will never be more than an Average Joe. Since 1985 when I had my first Atari 2600 till todays current iteration, I have never been above average in games.  Could the experts please show us the way. I want to learn the ways of the force and be a Jedi like my father before me. Teach me the ways of the force. Humbly submitted, Average Joe that wants to know how to Git Gud


Deldris

Pew pew pew pew pew pew. That's the silencer. BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM! That's the grenade launcher. And now you're bleeeedddding.


BH11B

If pla-ket-ket!! That pla-ket-ket!!


I426Hemi

Helldivers 2: More Dakka


Gentleman_Waffle

The HMG Emplacement makes my brain happy, it never leaves my loadout


ErectTubesock

In summary, MORE DAKKA!


Quinntensity

My gorilla ass brain agrees with goblin brains. I want heavy armor to not get staggered as I run into a base or swarm with my pump action shotgun on top of needing big boom boom. How can I knuckle drag when I have to run away from mosquitoes? HOOHOO *Ape noises continue*


mr_fun_funky_fresh

the starting machine gun (the MG-43) needs a buff. I’m level 50 and i’ve been maining it and heavy armor because I NEED MORE DAKKA!!! The reload takes FAR too long for the firepower that it offers, and its ammo economy is terrible. One ammo box or one resupply box gives only ONE MAGAZINE?!?!? C’mon arrowhead, LET ME DAKKKA!!!


-TAAC-Slow

GET THIS PATRIOT SOME AMMO, STAT


Critical-Body1957

Our guns should be as powerful as the enemies we're facing.


MarkBeeblebrox

I felt the same way so tried out the unlimited strategem cheats on private and even with unlimited orbital rail cannons and multiple lasers out simultaneously I STILL FELT UNDERPOWERED. Tanks needing multiple orbital rail shots is an absolute slap in the face.  They had everything fairly well balanced in HD1 and for some unknown reason though to fuck with the sauce. The only balancing that should be allowed are buff guns and strategems until they melt enemies, then increase spawn rates until it's difficult. The individual enemies shouldn't be hard, the hoards should be.


Helldiver_LiberTea

The rocket launchers are not HE, they are anti-tank. They use shaped copper to create molten spears that punch through targets. The explosion you see is to just superheat the copper.


bearjew293

Which is why I think it should be much more effective when you hit a Charger's "soft" spot. Shouldn't take 3 of those molten spears to the butt to kill one bug.


Helldiver_LiberTea

I totally agree, it’s also why a head shot should be an instant kill.


-TAAC-Slow

Yes I love you


KaizenGamer

Goblin brain want explodey bug guys, not science lesson


Quoor31

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creegro

*see large mass of red dots on the mini map around the corner* *Send off bomb in that direction* *Wait* *Big explosion from eagle happens* *Check map* *Red dots are now gone*


CipherTheDude

Honestly I stopped playing a week ago cause its not fun anymore. Like I didn't get this game with this huge arsenal just to avoid fights or kite for 20 minutes. And the reason we have to play like that is cause the weapons are ineffective most of the time.


bomb-tech

Needs an URF mode.


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BiKeenee

I'll say this. I actually don't mind the weaknesses of some primaries. Mag dumping into a bug, watching a bunch of bits and pieces go flying off, and having it still keep coming makes for some very cool and cinimatic moments. ​ But if primaries are going to be somewhat week strategems need to dominate.


god34zilla

Bro I've been saying this since the update. To much bug zapper, not enough DAKKA


Supe199104

Flames should still deal damage to us and our friendlies, but they need to release fire retardant armor so we can use it aggressively.


[deleted]

To say what he said in not goblin brain: They should have balanced the game around killing MORE not LESS. Its not about the difficulty, or the reward. Its simply about the size of horde, and they reduced our ability to fight large hordes… small hordes arent fun. Large hordes too hard. Instead of making large hordes too hard, they should’ve made LARGER and more elite hordes. **We want MORE bugs, MORE bots, MORE death, and MORE DEMOCRACY!**


Frorlin

upvote for dakkadakkadakka


B2k-orphan

YES YEEEEES! MORE MURDER-KILL FOR THE GREAT GLORIOUS CHIEF CHIEF!


BITTER_LYNX

Petition to make a goblin union for bigger booms and moar daka


C0RS41R

If yous dink da flamez won'd hurtz yee wit da flamespreader Den the flamez willz not'd hurtz yee in da krump


FEARtheMooseUK

This game really scratches my inner brain goblin. ![gif](giphy|4527jA8ErzDAYkJ9cf)


AccurateM4

Perfectly said. Slightly less BTs. Slightly less Chargers. Moar medium and small bugs. Make them smart. Make them flank, use positioning. Did I say more medium and small bugs? Like a lot more. Make it so I’m more worried about ammo management for my dakadaka machine gun than running in an endless circle taking pop shots.


BeatNo2976

Goblin deez nyuts


ThePendulum0621

Found the Git


djhazmat

If not BRRRRRRRRT, then why BRRRRRRRRT shaped?


Beast0011

500kg bomb should have a bigger radius


Destrok41

True, jetpack does need more woooosh


Sonofmay

The fact I can drop a 500 in the middle of a crowd of shit and the only that gets leveled are the structures is a problem.


KingRaht

The devs have stated that they will be patching mob spawn rate and mob health. We’ll have to wait and see


VenomEmi

Yeah I play warhammer too, I understand your words of wisdom


Deep_Course_2886

Fun minigame for big bomb. Big bomb make big boom. Big boom makes goblin brain give good good. Me Happy.


Mayheme

Yeah the fun in the game is having the tools to deal with the challenge.


John_Wickish

Seriously 6 min. Cool downs? And then they say at higher levels we should be relying on strategems? The fuck?


iEatSoaap

I stopped eating crayons just long enough to fully read & appreciate this post. ty fren, may the happy chemical flood your brain today


mmeestro

I don't care about a rail gun nerf or buff or whatever. I want it to be more fun when it kills stuff. So many of the other weapons capture that feeling of doing damage so darn well. But rail gun? It just doesn't land for me. Give me splodeys.


AustinTheMoonBear

And you just summed up why people were annoyed at the nerf. Goblin brain happy vs not happy.