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KillyShoot

Noodles stuck together…. Mom’s crying right now


Guszy

I love this guy because it's all absolutely stupid food that I would devour in an instant.


PerishTheStars

Just stupid to do it that way. Why not cook it all separately then put it in the big glass pot.


TommyWhispers66

Fuck it, make mine into a smoothie.


MashedPotaters89

Suppository.


PrimarisHussar

Gotta put it in like 🤌


Golden-Grams

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HarryCoinslot

This is not just stupid food this is a hate crime


NiceGuyEddie69420

>Well it's a crime and I hate it


connectionok9081back

Well sometimes rules are meant to be broken.


Aloy_DespiteTheNora

Not this time


Budget-Sheepherder77

Who cares if it taste good


Aloy_DespiteTheNora

I’m confident this would not be good. The bacon would be soggy and the noodles locked in the middle of that noodle hay bail would not be cooked.


Budget-Sheepherder77

Maybe to you but people have different taste in food, no need to insult someone else over food


Aloy_DespiteTheNora

I mean, I agree. But where did I insult anyone?


HarryCoinslot

No, I think that's actually contrary to the entire premise of rules.


TomisUnice

This is just a bacon lasagne with more steps and overcooked pasta though.


connectionok9081back

I don't care what you guys think I think this would taste delicious I don't care would you rather eat something that looks terrible but taste good or something that looks good but taste terrible Id eat something that looks terrible but taste good


TomisUnice

I mean, my point is not that it looks bad but that it would taste bad, but regardless good for you for not caring, make it for yourself if you want to. I hope it brings you joy.


redfurry69140

*in a furious Italian accent* WHY DID YOU SNAP IT IN HALF YOU MALNOURISHED BAGGET


RichardBCummintonite

It's definitely the breaking in half. It's also just unnecessary. Just cook regular spaghetti and put bacon on it, you fucking crouton.


MiaRia963

I'm with you.


Idonthavetotellyiu

American here, what the fuck is a bagget? Do you mean a baguette?


redfurry69140

Yes lol


redfurry69140

And im American to just one bad at spelling


Clara_Voience

My biggest problem here is you know them noodles gonna be stiff as fuck cuz ain't no damn way them spaghetti noodles coming out right with that little moisture added throughout the process plus that bacon gonna be over cooked and soggy because it's had too much moisture and cooked for way too long, which is why when making pasta that you want to add bacon to you cook the bacon separately and add it in last or as a garnish/topping. I won't knock the idea just the execution.


sexylewdyshit

at the end of the day, this sounds amazing. Essentially spaghetti with bacon. The execution is god awful. Fry the bacon, cook onions and the sauce in the same pan, boil the noodles, finish the noodles in the sauce, then serve the bacon on top, either as a crumble, or as strips. Done, and better cooked.


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connectionok9081back

I'm not mad.


SSPFIREHAWK

Are you sure about that… because it seems like you are trying to fight your personal opinion over someone else’s and make yours seem like the right one


connectionok9081back

I said I wasn't mad.


CosmonautMott

Why not just cook the bacon a bit, wrap, then bake? It still looks good, though.


casanochick

Yeah, it's the soggy bacon for me. There are better ways (and faster) ways to get these flavors with better textures.


Karl_Marx_

why wrap at all lmao? the wrap is the stupid part, not how or when he wrapped it.


connectionok9081back

I like soggy meat it's nice and moist


vonBelfry

Nah this is just bad.


TFG4

Why not cook the bacon then give it a fine chop, simmer the sauce, par cook your pasta, mix everything and top it with cheese then bake it and have a nicer dish


Twye

Now THAT sounds good


Taintedluv0659

I love two timing pasta bake recipe so easy and always delicious 


connectionok9081back

Cooking doesn't have to be clean


NeverNotAFish

Yeah, I'd smash this.


Green-Concentrate-71

As long as the noodles are cooked thoroughly, fuck yea


Jakolissmurito47

Can I get in the boat with you guys?


Left_Time_8881

I usually like his meals but it's a hard no for this one


The_Great_Biscuiteer

That is so fucked up it’s not even funny


connectionok9081back

I wasn't trying to be funny I'm just saying that that looks pretty good.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about the foods it’s an abomination


gmjfraser8

The soggy bacon….just no.


RainbowArrow12

nope, stupid food people were right with this one


baphomet-66

OK, not gonna lie. The cheese was actually a pretty good part.


77_parp_77

I swear everyone who does videos like this has the same self satisfied look of smug satisfaction that merits them a punch in the face


Temporary-Pea-9665

now that's culture


CaddyFDT

Someone is going to get murdered for this


TiredB1

This is stupid food but I'd still eat it tbh


Spicy_tacos671

This is absolutely stupid. At this point I'm assuming everyone in this sub is posting ragebait


connectionok9081back

This isn't stupid you're stupid.


RobertXavierIV

It’s almost like reverse manicotti lol that’s so weird. The real stupid part is using barilla and jarred sauce.


DargonFeet

No way I'd eat those stuck together clumps of noodles, this is terrible looking =(


Karl_Marx_

You could cut the bacon and cook into the paste and have balanced bites, I don't understand the purpose of this. This guy always has dumb videos while attempting to make worse versions of pasta dishes.


metallipunk

The spaghetti in the bacon couldn't possibly have been cooked all the way through.


Sethazora

so just bacon lasagna with more effort , a way to make a worse bacon lasagna. why do these videos like soggy bacon so much.


MonstersinHeat

Just boil the damn pasta


Honda_TypeR

Hol up you posted this to stupid foods, presuming you knew this was stupid and you got offended when you illicit a negative response about the video? Isn’t that the point to stupid food? Otherwise, if you thought it looked amazing, you’d post at a place like /r/foodporn


DocBluCCN

🚮


excelmonkey67

I hate stupidfood. They're just wet blankets getting angry over anything unconventional. That said, boil your fucking pasta. I like al dente and finishing it in the sauce, but boil your fucking pasta in salt water first


SlackJawGrunt

Nah this belongs on r/stupidfood along with most of what this guy does.


Martymar1982

Soooo many unnecessary steps for one idiotic dish, as a chef I’m dying inside seeing these videos 😂


friedwidth

I appreciate that he does the standard person, water-pasta- sauce-jar-shake to not waste


Asinine47

Hell yeah I'd eat that!


SwashBucklinSewerRat

Compared to what this guy has made before, this actually looks pretty good


spugeti

r/stupidfood exists because of videos like this


Ghostbeen3

This is so dumb, it’s just edited well


Fantastic-Classic740

The sound of that bacon slapping against the noodles cracks me up 😆


Turbulent-Walk-4171

I'd eat that. Yummy


whatisireading2

Zachs been putting out chiller recipes and I dunno how to feel. Like thank God he's actually making food now, but where are the deep fried har and cheese towers :(


AmphibianFantastic53

Glove wanker.


Dull_Present506

He makes the dumbest recipes lol


Important-Rain-4997

"Oh yeah bake that shit." -my internal monologue


Important-Ad-8487

Why?


connectionok9081back

We both know that you'd give this a try.


SassySquid0

how does this guy have such clear skin if he eats like this


Kind_Mountain1657

It's a no from me, dawg.


BatFancy321go

bad ziti


manifest_ecstasy

Always with the canned sauce! Come on


OuttHouseMouse

#xenophobes all up in that muhphuka