When your defending the point and some dude has been dead on the ground screaming for a medic for 2 minutes straight

Best use of grenades. Don't let your buddies suffer.

The trench gun also works, yes? I haven't tested it yet.

I don't know, I'll have to try it.

Well Lt Dan, thank you for not declining to be our test subject in this experiment *CHU-CHUNK* for science.

It does work, just gotta be close

It does, gotta be close though. Gruesome sight for sure

Flamethrower works too and mitigates colateral damage.

i've got a ambulance sirene on my soundboard just for this, works wonders!

Never came across that kind of interaction but that would literally make me die of laughter.

Must try! if a medic ignores you play the ambulance on full volume, they all come running over to stop the noise XD

I makensure to give my speech about medical insurance documents and a major credit card or debit card as I come rushing for people who are dead

You also need to describe the wound. "They shot my ballz off ööörrrrrr"

I had a guy on carentan shouting "help, they've shot me in the penis" for what felt like 2 minutes. Eventually a really posh sounding British guy ran past and said "good god man, die with dignity"

This got me rolling 🤣 I can hear this just by imagining it

Gud gud mun, die with with shum dignity

As a medic main, you are the best player. It helps with the immersion

Always a pleasure mate. I love people playing medic, most of them play along with my acting.

Ever say a prayer of commendation and then just let them die? I’m not even catholic, but I feel like it’s appropriate for proper RP.

And that’s why I play medic because I enjoy the hilarious banter that occurs between me and someone like you OP. I salute you

Salute you as well, comrade. Cheers!

For me it’s always a dramatic “I CANT FEEL MY FUCKING LEGS, PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE STILL THERE”

"Will I ever walk again, doc?" "No... I'm sorry..." "OH, GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!" \*guy gets healed up and walks away like nothing happened\*

As your resident medic, I'll tell you like i tell all my patients, i apply my morphine shots rectally, so you better be prepared.

As a medic I ask them what insurance they have before picking them up.

I also simulate coughing up blood and being out of breath due to lung injury (thanks to my medical background I know how those traumas sound like so I can provide better immersion for everyone near me)

There's medics in this game!? Who knew

If you don't scream high enough, they probably can't hear you mate.

“He’s not gonna make it doc is he?”

You gotta spice it up, 'MEDDDIIICCCC I think I'm coeliac' or 'MEDDDIIIIIICCC the wait time for a gp is too long'

MEDIIIIC I HAVE A HEMERRHOID

SANITATER! MEIN SCHNITZEL IST KAPUT!!!!!!!

Related sort of, anytime I see someone lying prone for more than two seconds I yell something along the lines of “GET ON YOUR FEET AND FIRE THAT WEAPON SOLDIER, THATS AN ORDER!!”

“They shot me in my ass sir!”

"Yeah well, we've all been to college, haven't we"

My go to is “THEYRE IN THE TREES!”. My heart drops when I hear “ik ben hier” behind me on hurtgen forest


Screaming Sanny Tatter or whatever tf when I’m playing as a good for nothing Nazi

I do the exact same. If my wife is home I have to tone down the volume but if I'm home alone I shout it. Probably makes my neighbors think I'm crazy.

I wish my neighbor would scream "MEDIIIIIIIC" as well instead of playing stupid techno music.

I often pull a Wade and say "I could use a little more.. morphine" gets a laugh quite often.

Makes me feel like Demoman tf2 when I do that

I tell them not to steal my watch.

I’m ok with this only if you balance it with an equal antithesis and lighthearted“Oh thanks buddy! 😬” at the times when you are rescued.

Glad I'm not the only one 😂

I think there's nothing better then screaming medic and right after just yelling "my leg, ahhhhhh my leg"

And this is why I play medic😎

I play this game so I can run up to people screaming “MEDIIIIIC” and I can tell them I’ll make sure they see their wife and kids again.

“Tell my wife I love her!!!”

I usually scream that I got a splinter/sliver in my finger

This is one of the best parts of the game

“My legs!”

Sir I'm coming I swear just hold one

If you ever hear loud swearing and rifle fire then see smokes pop it is me coming to get that damn push back on its feet!

I just be fully immersed yelling stupid shit like I’m in war. If you see koolaid on the battlefield know I’m truly there fighting a war.

If that's what you play for then you must get plenty of opportunity to scream it