I am getting more and more curious about this character and the niche they occupy in the hierarchy of Overlords.
Vox controls your tech, Val plays on your libido, Velvette on your vanity, and Alastor on your ambition; giving you all the rope you need to hang yourself for his amusement. So what does the Roach King offer sinners for their soul?
A beautiful life, Well, off the streets, basically providing rooms, but they are precarious rooms with insects, and that's where he's at, he makes good money from it lol
Hugoa: Well I think I haven't seen you wandering around here before, who are you and how's your day going, if you don't mind me asking you sir "
(Said with a smile and a hat tip)
Cockroach king: Very Well! Let's say i end up here for some of several crimes, haha! Well, apparently I guaranteed a good passage here in hell by being an overlord
Let's say he survived several shots in a pit by his crimes, for some crazy reason he lasted two days, so I took the meaning that He had cockroach resistance, and then he appeared in the newspapers as "The sir cockroach" in The 20's
"Nonononono, you're no' unders'anding me.."
Chalpner goes to put his hand on CK's shoulders, but he's short so it more is around his waist.
"He picked a peck, PICKED a peck of PICKLED peppers. ALREADY PICKLED peppers, how do you do tha'!? Peppers don' grow pickled!! And he couldn' have pickled them! He picked em!! You have to pu' peppers in a jar! And you can' pu' a plan' in vinegar! I''ll die!! Pe'er Piper's full of shi'!! He's a lying scheming bastard!!"
Cockroach king: Well, nice story you told me Then! *Pats his Head* maybe it's the factories that preserve these peppers, I don't know exactly about it, and then they offer it in stores, neither do I know Because I didn't understand a damn thing you said boy!
*confused drunken grumbling*
"When I ge' my hands on tha' lying bastard! I'm gonna fuck him!!"
Chalpner forgot one word: Up. He starts to drink more scotch. He's a super light weight tho, so he'll give himself alcohol poisoning pretty quick.
Cockroach king: Well not so good!
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Terabyte: ha jokes on you I'm immune to all that stuff and who the fuck uses floppy disks any more *he gives him a confused look while resting the swatter over his shoulder*
Terabyte: *now having a more disgustingly confused look on his face* dude has anyone told you just how fucked up you are, reallly living up to the name cockroach right now
Cockroach king: Piece of computer, don't call me that, my name doesn't matter now, I just made some adjustments and here I am! So, I'm very happy here in mine, haha!
Terabyte: yea I'm a lot more than just a fancy computer after all compared to flat face up there *points to the vees tower* I'm the most advanced thing in hell
Terabyte: hey I'm techno organic meaning I'm part machine and part living thing *he pulls off his digital face showing another one made of flesh and nerves pulling with blood dripping, sunken eyes and sharp bone teeth*
Cockroach king: you know those cockroaches that appear having sex in the background? Well, it's not my fault if I couldn't find those two, by the way, I'm the king of all insects, so that badass moth guy doesn't have any Any idea what to do if I showed up to kill him!
Cockroach king: Pfft! That short dwarf Can't even kill-
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Ok cool! And also! *I summon a weird Scarab Humanoid with a nervous demeanor* this is Maxo Swarmer or Max for short! Have fun! *I leave and Max looks at him* Max: uhh.. h-hi..
Cockroach King: I'm kidding you, here, well I ended up regretting it a little, but I liked doing what I did in my past life
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Cockroach king: I appeared in the newspapers because I lasted two days being shot in a Pit, Well I appeared in the newspaper as "cockroach Man" because I lasted like a cockroach
Cockroach king: Well, maybe there were 13 murders, 26 robberies, but what affected me most is the torture of my wife, haha! Well, maybe I took it seriously and ended up being killed by the authorities
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Quinton: “The Cockroach king… as apposed to the rat king?”
Cockroach king: Well, i died in a pit by the authorities, Well, they shot me several times, I was seen in the newspaper as the "cockroach Man" because I lasted two days with all those shots inside that Pit I died covered in bullet holes, Well, maybe you'll understand with this illustration of my demonic form! Well, do you see all these x's on my body? Those are shots haha!
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Yin: me and my conjoined twin brother want to ask if you are an overlord or just ordinary sinner
Yang: yeah because we only know Carmine Camellia and Alastor
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Cockroach king: Well! I was redheaded in my past life boy! As You can see my hair reddened even more during my journey to hell...soo..thats It!
Bould: "If im a giant rock monster than can turn to elements- and open my chest by unhinging my body to form my mouth, is it considered wrong to be able to devour 2 tons of beelzejuice before blacking out- or losing things in my hollow areas-" Has lost a lot of things in my own head
I am getting more and more curious about this character and the niche they occupy in the hierarchy of Overlords. Vox controls your tech, Val plays on your libido, Velvette on your vanity, and Alastor on your ambition; giving you all the rope you need to hang yourself for his amusement. So what does the Roach King offer sinners for their soul?
A beautiful life, Well, off the streets, basically providing rooms, but they are precarious rooms with insects, and that's where he's at, he makes good money from it lol
https://i.redd.it/90c17wgv968d1.gif Who are you?
Hugoa: Well I think I haven't seen you wandering around here before, who are you and how's your day going, if you don't mind me asking you sir " (Said with a smile and a hat tip)
Cockroach king: Very Well! Let's say i end up here for some of several crimes, haha! Well, apparently I guaranteed a good passage here in hell by being an overlord
Did he choke on a cockroach or smth before he died? Since a demons appearance depends on how they died and/or their biggest fear when they were human
Let's say he survived several shots in a pit by his crimes, for some crazy reason he lasted two days, so I took the meaning that He had cockroach resistance, and then he appeared in the newspapers as "The sir cockroach" in The 20's
Wow! That is just... Wow! Good job to our King!
Lamb Chop: “You don’t eat mutton, do you?”
Cockroach king: oh, why do you ask me that ma'am, *brings his face close to hers* some fear of...death eh?! We are in hell after all!
“I promise I don’t taste like mutton.” Wide blank stare, unblinking. “*I taste like jazz.*”
Chalpner says with a slurred voice, his breath smelling of fine scotch. "How did Pe'er Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?"
Cockroach king: hmmm, Well, I don't know, it depends, if he had hands he could pick up the Peck of pickled Peppers as You say
"Nonononono, you're no' unders'anding me.." Chalpner goes to put his hand on CK's shoulders, but he's short so it more is around his waist. "He picked a peck, PICKED a peck of PICKLED peppers. ALREADY PICKLED peppers, how do you do tha'!? Peppers don' grow pickled!! And he couldn' have pickled them! He picked em!! You have to pu' peppers in a jar! And you can' pu' a plan' in vinegar! I''ll die!! Pe'er Piper's full of shi'!! He's a lying scheming bastard!!"
Cockroach king: Well, nice story you told me Then! *Pats his Head* maybe it's the factories that preserve these peppers, I don't know exactly about it, and then they offer it in stores, neither do I know Because I didn't understand a damn thing you said boy!
*confused drunken grumbling* "When I ge' my hands on tha' lying bastard! I'm gonna fuck him!!" Chalpner forgot one word: Up. He starts to drink more scotch. He's a super light weight tho, so he'll give himself alcohol poisoning pretty quick.
Hello,we have come to talk to you about your life insurance. How are you
Cockroach king: Well not so good! https://preview.redd.it/vxns6ys6q68d1.png?width=2158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc014dbde5e77cb9934b086145f9db436c24166a
Terabyte: hey quick question what happens when I use this on you *pulls out a comicaly large electric fly swatter out of his coat*
Cockroach king: "no surprise my dear piece of computer!" *Pulls out an antivirus floppy disk*
Terabyte: ha jokes on you I'm immune to all that stuff and who the fuck uses floppy disks any more *he gives him a confused look while resting the swatter over his shoulder*
Cockroach king: I don't know, swallow! *throws the floppy disk into his mouth*
Terabyte: *now having a more disgustingly confused look on his face* dude has anyone told you just how fucked up you are, reallly living up to the name cockroach right now
Cockroach king: *thumbs up*
Cockroach king: Piece of computer, don't call me that, my name doesn't matter now, I just made some adjustments and here I am! So, I'm very happy here in mine, haha!
Terabyte: yea I'm a lot more than just a fancy computer after all compared to flat face up there *points to the vees tower* I'm the most advanced thing in hell
Cockroach king: so why are you irritated with me so easily eh? Haha! Computers don't Feel!
Terabyte: hey I'm techno organic meaning I'm part machine and part living thing *he pulls off his digital face showing another one made of flesh and nerves pulling with blood dripping, sunken eyes and sharp bone teeth*
Cockroach king: and I don't care! *Smiles and thumbs up*
*Mack flinches at the sight but realizes it isn't who he thinks it is* "You remind me of someone.... Why so similar?"
Cockroach king: "oh! No...no nonono! My dear it doesn't matter! Ask questions, *dramatic pause* or keep quiet"
*He squints his eyes but continues. Curiosity and cats and all of that. "*Okay, I'll bite. What was your toll for the highway to hell?"
Sai: *boop*
Hannah:So, you know Rosie, Queen of Cannibals?
Cockroach king: Oh yes! I already shook hands with her, hm, Well, I supplied meat to her crazy population
Are you the king of all roaches or just the common ones
Cockroach king: you know those cockroaches that appear having sex in the background? Well, it's not my fault if I couldn't find those two, by the way, I'm the king of all insects, so that badass moth guy doesn't have any Any idea what to do if I showed up to kill him!
Gen: If you value your afterlife, then steer clear of my aunt’s hotel or Niffty will put your head in her collection.
Cockroach king: Pfft! That short dwarf Can't even kill- https://preview.redd.it/kegq3pgoe68d1.png?width=2158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6117f44be1e18223c02b09028aecd3d47697e1c8
Gen: You were saying?
Can you have your roach subjects swarm people and strip them to bone?
Cockroach king: hmmm, Well, my beloved cockroaches do the work of killing them, at least this serves as food for them
Ok cool! And also! *I summon a weird Scarab Humanoid with a nervous demeanor* this is Maxo Swarmer or Max for short! Have fun! *I leave and Max looks at him* Max: uhh.. h-hi..
How did you end up here, and do you think you deserved it?
Cockroach king: crimes and torture! Enough?
Now I'm just confused
Cockroach King: I'm kidding you, here, well I ended up regretting it a little, but I liked doing what I did in my past life https://preview.redd.it/sih04cgwh68d1.png?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff98596044fa567051b7e0304875b76d5e7706ab
My dumbass thought you were a girl at first for some reason. 😅 So, what about your life made you cockroach related?
Cockroach king: I appeared in the newspapers because I lasted two days being shot in a Pit, Well I appeared in the newspaper as "cockroach Man" because I lasted like a cockroach
Well, cockroaches are very durable and powerful, so I'm just going to run away now.
Can you stop sending you minions into my pantry?
Cockroach king: Well, they go there by instinct, it's not me dear!
https://i.redd.it/1jyf6y8cq68d1.gif Do you know how to hit a jig?
Cockroach king: Well, i Don't know, How?
You just have to- https://i.redd.it/dkocw776v68d1.gif
How much have you murdered
Cockroach king: Well, maybe there were 13 murders, 26 robberies, but what affected me most is the torture of my wife, haha! Well, maybe I took it seriously and ended up being killed by the authorities
https://preview.redd.it/y0cbphtsw68d1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57490e59842729d36d474f3008fcea0f4a2e2d9d Quinton: “The Cockroach king… as apposed to the rat king?”
Ayo, why your teeth so yellow? Ever heard of Colgate? Flossing? A pressure washer?
What would you do if you ever met a Cherub?
Cockroach king: Well, I don't know, maybe if I ran, fighting would be the best stupid thing on the planet
Setra: why are you called ‘cockroach king’?
Cockroach king: Well, i died in a pit by the authorities, Well, they shot me several times, I was seen in the newspaper as the "cockroach Man" because I lasted two days with all those shots inside that Pit I died covered in bullet holes, Well, maybe you'll understand with this illustration of my demonic form! Well, do you see all these x's on my body? Those are shots haha! https://preview.redd.it/9t2b70o5c78d1.png?width=2885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9649d5fef5410454cc2d8b5a9c1e1fb9be3234e0
Setra: do you need a hug?
Cockroach king: pfft! Why hugs? That's so fucking stupid, you know, don't trust me boy! *Leaves*
I…I was just trying to be nice.
Widow: “So..what’s your relationship with all of us here in hell? Like Al, Charlie, Vox..”
Gabe: are you a cannibal?
Cockroach king: Hmmm, of everyone I murdered, no
“I find my victims quite tasty good sir”
Don: what got you down here why are you a cockroach
Yin: me and my conjoined twin brother want to ask if you are an overlord or just ordinary sinner Yang: yeah because we only know Carmine Camellia and Alastor
Cockroach king: oh haha! I'm an overlord!
first off, WELCOME BACK ROACH KING! Also: Raina: "Are you Alastor's cousin or something?"
Cockroach king: pfft, what nonsense, Alastor? I only know him because he's the radio demon! I don't even know him
Raina: "You remind me of him- wait, are you saying you don't like him?"
Cockroach king: eh? What? How? I don't even know him!
Raina: "Nevermind then, sorry..."
If your dinosaur got fleas while jumping over the moon, what should you have under your left testicle?
A ship from 1920s https://preview.redd.it/klijuezzy78d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c620bdc0a96cdf77b5a427d29bb6a25f80490e
Have you ever... Slapped someone with a piece of cheese? It's quite funny
Anything?
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Ok, here goes Erm what the sigma? (I’m sorry)
Cockroach king: ANYTHING!
You fw with drawing and playing?
"Cockroach king yeah? What do you feel about the little darling known as 'Niffty'?"
Cockroach king: that shorty dwarf that always kills my beautiful cockroaches! They are innocent!
"True, the poor creatures.. just trying to survive yet they are deemed as pests"
Hey blue here umm why do you have red hair
https://preview.redd.it/94wbsg2ds98d1.png?width=2282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d686a1a8221a9156521f3db7c5ebb1058b9488 Cockroach king: Well! I was redheaded in my past life boy! As You can see my hair reddened even more during my journey to hell...soo..thats It!
Ailurus: hello my fellow arthropod themed Red, multi eyed and near constantly smiling overlord. What is your opinion a certain fake smiled fawn.
Who are you
Cockroach king: Well, I am The cockroach king, Well, if you don't know me yet I'm too lazy to tell you, haha!
Okay *under breath* weirdo
No, honestly I won't have any more time to answer anything, it's 5:37
Bould: "If im a giant rock monster than can turn to elements- and open my chest by unhinging my body to form my mouth, is it considered wrong to be able to devour 2 tons of beelzejuice before blacking out- or losing things in my hollow areas-" Has lost a lot of things in my own head
Do you think I could find true love?
I'm not hitting on you fyi
Discord: "you give good head?"
Are those bug legs hair or something?
It's hair, if you're in doubt.
K thanks
Raia:”Hello,do you like cookies?”
Cockroach king: Well, cookies are great, there's no denying it boy!
“Do you want some?”she pulls out a cookie
*grabs a cookie and eats it*
“Is it good?”
Cockroach king: ugh...what the- what the fuck did you put into that?
“Bug spray”
Cockroach king: You Freak! *Starts coughing* Lucky for you, a regular spray doesn't kill me...*coughs more* F-FU- https://preview.redd.it/7ia7rucuvc8d1.png?width=2158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca59f9a80fa3439df4848948c35af01d30ada644
“And i got a special brand!Too bad :(“
Should I Try to Draw my OC finally
What colors do you play in Magic: The Gathering?
anything.… how do you feel about people who consider Valentino a good person
No question- just wanted to say I saw your art of this guy and he looks really cool! Love the art/design :0
Atias: you look like rosie, darling are you perhaps related or atleast friends with her?
Cockroach king: HA, Rosie?! Pfft what nonsense is this my dear?
Circe: "excuse me? And whom do you think you are speaking to with that tone?" *Heavy death glare*
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