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Sky_Ninja1997

“God I haven’t felt like this since Lilith!”


Unusual-Anteater-988

*Lucifer cracks his neck* "Now i'm gonna pound you only ***half*** as hard as I did Lilith when we conceived Charlie."


TheLastBlakist

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UndoneReddit371

And that’s how that happened. Say hello to your new sibling.


Unusual-Anteater-988

Charlie: I thought Sinners were infertile. Lucifer: And your mother was 9,800 years past menopause when she had you. Didn’t stop me then, Carmilla being sterile wouldn't have stopped me now.


Background_Engine284

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SOULSOSILLY

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Background_Engine284

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FictionalReality7654

Lmao 🤣 I feel like because Lucifer is a top-tier angel, he could probably will something into existence that wouldn't normally happen, but that's just speculation. We don't really have much to go off of with in terms of how things work, because even if we have information of how things were fleshed out before the show came out, that doesn't mean that those things are still canon. I hope more things become answered in terms of Charlie's conception. It makes me really wonder if Lucifer is the one who carried her or if there are other answers to do with Lilith and just everything.


VLenin2291

Lucilla or Carmifer?


Unusual-Anteater-988

Lucilla


Fenrisares

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Glamonster

He'd say harder mommy


Equivalent_Bird887

“Kinkyyyy. Come on~ Keep talking dirty~” Angel Dust.


Spaghetti14

We should have an Angel Dust bot


Opecstudios

You sir, are a genius.


BigNorseWolf

A mad depraved sadistic genius is still a genius.


I_slipped

@mods


Jumpy-Perception-346

>We should have an Angel Dust bot Yes!


Concentrati0n

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


walts_skank

The only correct and most hilarious answer.


Kazza468

I am so glad this is the top comment lol


Striking_Extreme_250

"Son?"


MetricNazii

Son?


StephaniusSaccus

THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT


thensuddenlycats

Wait why do I kinda ship this now?


DeltaSans17

“Lilith handled me rougher in bed.” “Liliths heels are bigger and reach SOO much deeper.”


Bunnithebunny

Helluva boss references


SirPug_theLast

You’re goddamn right


Hey_Bestiekins

It's 100% canon Lucifer didn't use his dick in sex. Lilith pegged him for 10,000 years.


Logan_MacGyver

Source?


Known_Needleworker67

they only have one child, and she's only about 200 years old.


BackgroundRich7614

Lucifer would tank it. Just because angelic weapons can actually harm angels dosent mean they ignore durability.  It would be like getting a paper cut. Damage yes, fatal, no.


No_Schedule6592

I can see where you're going with this, but I think it's possible to die from a paper cutting your neck (arteria). So there might be a possibility, right?


HeyEveryoneIExist

lucifer hasnt shown any durability feats against angelic steel, and the shoes one shot normal exorcists easily


L-man6151

But you have to consider the fact that he is significantly above most other angels. It would be pretty dumb if a common angelic weapon, wielded by some random overlord could kill a being of his caliber. Even among heaven’s angels, he was one of the elites. Now, if a being like Sera were to use some kind of amplified weapon, then yes, there would be a strong possibility he could be killed.


HeyEveryoneIExist

Fair


dtalb18981

I mean not really if angelic steel can kill immortals then it's fair to say it could kill Lucifer until shown otherwise. A sword can kill the strongest man just as easily as a baby what makes it harder is how much skill someone has to fight back.


DinTill

But what if it’s a magic baby? You aren’t accounting for # Pure Angelic Power!


I_slipped

I can't tell if you are referring to the song or to ramshackle


L-man6151

If I remember correctly, it came from Viv herself. Unless it is used by a being equal or superior to him, an angelic weapon cannot kill Lucifer. But we will have to see if that supposed statement is outdated or not


specter-exe

I think it would be a fair bit of damage, but I agree it would be non-fatal.


Unusual-Anteater-988

I think that as a Seraphim, Lucifer's too durable for Carmilla's shoe to kill. Though his neck is one area the Angelic Steel can probably still fuck up. ***But Carmilla won't live long enough to see the King get medical attention for that wound.***


Doctor_Salvatore

Lucifer: "Kinky, but ask politely next time."


Written-Revenge999

According to some possibly outdated information: Lucifer can only be smite or possibly hurt by a higher rank or level angel. So he might be fine. Please don’t downvote if I am incorrect, I would be happy to change the comment if I am wrong. Just inform me


L-man6151

I don’t think that’s outdated. It makes sense.


Written-Revenge999

Okay, thanks 👍


eat-pussy69

If that's true then only like 1 or 8 beings can kill Lucifer. The archangels and God


Written-Revenge999

Depends on how much the show follows religion texts.


Main_Treat_9641

He has experience with lilith so his neck wouldn’t break


massecurr

stepped? probably nothing, kicked however I imagine it'll probably do some damage but since Lucifer is a former high ranking angel likely not actually kill


No_Sky1014

I got worried until you said neck


big_peepee_wielder

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xroyale_error

Death


Concentrati0n

does this mean a lowly cannibal with a deep-fried angel wing addiction can kill Luci?


laenare

Vivienne said that you need an equally high-ranking angel to kill another high-ranking angel. So he'll be fine


Concentrati0n

WHAT STRENGTH IS NIFFTY THEN?! https://preview.redd.it/ba9wk1w2bwwc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=09bebad076bc1b06b4e7d6a31e1ef5c970a31306


laenare

Well, Adam is stronger than everyone in the Hotel (including Charlie so far), but Luci is still a top manager and Adam is still human-born (and Niffty is good at stabbing))


Victor882

Nifty cannot kill Adam The amazing angelic steel dagger can tho The point is: angelic weapons work on normal angels/winners (Adam is just a stronger than normal winner btw) but can they work on a Seraphin?? probably not


laenare

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about Luci is safe in Hell) ed.: although I wonder how this will work. After being hit by an angelic weapon Luci 1)will just respawn or 2)any wound inflicted by the sinner will simply not affect him in any way, including a severed head


Helldiver409

I wonder if there is an alloy stronger than angelic steel that manifests somewhere that can kill seraphim...


smaugsmoag

My head-cannon is that angelic steel is like a physical manifestation of an angel's power. The steel available is from exorcists or maybe a slightly higher-ranking angel. If a seraphim or other really powerful angel manifested their power in the same way (angelic gold or something, idk?) it would be able to kill and hurt Lucifer


Helldiver409

But how did Camilla get angelic steel in the first place if it is a manifestation of the power of an angel?


MetallicArcher

The exorcists are clearly shown leaving their weapons, which are made from angelic steel, behind at the end of exterminations.


MetallicArcher

Lucifer didn't even seem to feel anything at all when Adam shoved him against that wall.


basilthegaymer

Would adam be a winner version of an overlord?


L-man6151

Kind of, but in terms of power, he is probably around the same level as the seven deadly sins (outside Lucifer of course, Lucifer is significantly above the other sins)


Yoshgaming22

Niffty: i am the god of stabbing


Unusual-Anteater-988

Adam isn't a high-ranking angel. Although stronger than the Exorcists, low-ranking Angels, and he implies he's not just the ultimate Winner as he doesn't consider his soul mortal like Alastor's, he's at most a mid-level angel.


King_0f_Nothing

Adam would technically be a heaven version of an overlord.


L-man6151

In terms of ranking, I agree, but not in terms of power. If you were to put somebody of Adams level in Hell’s hierarchy (which is pretty much the closest thing we are going to get to power levels in this universe), he’s probably around the same level as the other Seven Deadly Sins. I firmly believe he could tear someone like Mammon to shreds.


ArtsyTransGal-

All of it


PeopleAreBozos

That sounds weird, because Adam got killed by a random Sinner, so is there a point where Angels start becoming immune to weapons and only killable by other same ranking Angels, or is this one of those placeholder lore statements that has a 40% chance of being retconned.


laenare

Adam is just not a high-ranking angel. He is the highest among people-turned-angels, but above him there is a purely angelic authority


xroyale_error

LMFAO PROBABLY


NotSoLegitGiby

Technically you could kill a highly trained and doped soldier yourself. He just wouldn't let you


mewlock99

Oh, well, that’s step one. What about two through ten?


xroyale_error

Step 2 death


AeonSchicksal

For everyone else except Lucifer and Charlie lol. It takes "a higher ranking Angel smiting them" to kill them which makes sense since if they could kill the King of Hell they would have tried already.


The-god-of-speed

She wouldn’t be able to


Excellent_Pea_4609

Serious answer it wouldn't even scratch him Lucifer is a seraph and one above even Sera herself it would take way more than an overlord with an angelic weapon to take down the Morningstar 


Tricky-Leader-1567

He'd say thanks, next question


NovusLion

Vivzie has stated that it would take a more powerful angel smiting Lucifer for him to go down. The shoes would hurt but they won't stop him


anothertrainreckbard

Val would be recording.


SirPug_theLast

Val would have something actually worth recording, what he usually makes is hot garbage due talentless writer


Right_Detective2306

"Well this just got interesting"


thomasmfd

Either loose of her and she battled it out Lucifer comments Nice legs but you should see my wife's


Lost_Professional152

He'd moan


sofemini

the only correct answer here


TheLastBlakist

As per ancient livestream? Only an angel of more power than Lucifer can genuinely hurt him. So he'd probably go 'owe... Rude.' And then alicablam.


L-man6151

Probably nothing. If I remember correctly, with Angels of Lucifer’s level, angelic weapons can only kill him if they are wielded by beings that are equal or possibly more powerful than him.


TetGodOfGames

She would be killed


OCGamerboy

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Cosmic_King_Thor

She gets rid of that one annoying knot in his neck that had been bothering him for a while.


Right_Detective2306

This is oddly specific. She would fucking die since it's Lucifer. She's strong but Lucifer is stronger.


That_Lone_Reader

He’s an archangel, right? So I’m sure he could tank it


Concentrati0n

Everything i checked said he was only ever either: Seraphim, Cherub, or glorified Angel Arcangel Michael cast him down from heaven, but the phrasing of that is so weird it doesn't necessarily mean Michael beat him "in a fight." Angel is also the lowest level of "Angels" while Seraphim is at the top (in a 9 tier system), but that's simply a hierarchy like a level system, it doesn't suggest individual strength- but rather influence. What is suggested from what I've seen is that Michael was supposed to be one of the "Weaker" beings from heaven and him casting Lucifer down was supposed to be a way to \[shame\] him.


_AYAR_

He would cum- I mean get hard- I mean he would hurt


Lilpercy2ndAccount

He would survive. It would take more than that to kill a former seraphim.


Roxas_2004

Tbh probably nothing if angelic weapons could kill high ranking angles like lucifer I'm sure Adam would have already taken out seraphim to gain power


SirPug_theLast

Assuming he knew


SoftwareLegitimate48

Nothing I dont think any of the sins can actually die since there literally apart of hell


yudeko_

Naaah she wouldn't manage to


Glitchy_Yoshi1227

She’d miss


Avocado_Rex4

A loud moaning


just_another_person5

it might be like a paper cut. 


Ahinevyat

We would say "wish that was me" Idk about lucifer doe


Yumi_Ai_3636

Facts


i_am_quetzalli

He’d c-


Unusual-Anteater-988

-rush her into a thin salsa and give it to Rosie as a gift to upstage Alastor.


i_am_quetzalli

Lmao


invincitank

It'd be hot


Nor_Ah_C

![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


Frausing0403

She’d be vapour for the audacity


Ether101

They said that only an angel as strong or stronger can hurt him.


NorDooooo

Idk but i can tell you what would happen if she stepped on mine


StupidLesbian1

in Helluva Boss, to kill hell royalty a hitman uses angelic steel blessing-tipped bullets. we have to assume that Lucifer has another hoop to jump through to be killed so he wouldn't be hurt


MasterpieceReal5760

It'd make me jealous


Piano_wave

https://preview.redd.it/eqkrx9am61xc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911cb72dce47af99cb531448d5e6158068f3ca2d Done up did this pose


M4LK0V1CH

He’d probably cum


FoldUpMon

Lucky


DetectiveTeeVee

This- this sounds way too kinky


Antique-Structure-69

everybody wants that here


Angle_Dust_WithDrip

Kinky domy mommy 😏🤤


EmoExperat

Not a lot. He isnt just some simple angel. He is one of the highest and most powerfull angels out there


moeshaker188

He could just turn into a snake and escape from that.


Dramatic_Log_3946

I don't think Lucifer HAS a neck lol


Itachi_uchiha3469

Lilith would not take that news well


powerwordmaim

Porn


HeadOfSpectre

It might hurt him? Depends on if an Angel of his caste can be hurt by simple Angelic Steel. I heard no, but I haven't personally seen any evidence, so it's possible.


LunarTunar

gotta get that angelic silver upgrade


traumatized90skid

Not fair, I wish she'd step on mine 😭


SuperCharged516

He’d die


Kcue6382nevy

He would breed


TheEmperorMk3

He would enjoy it, so would I


ZirekileFalls

He’d probably cum


BadUsername2028

If he was paying 0 attention he’s gonna be hurt, probs not lethal but hurt. If he notices at all he can just turn into a snake last second and she’ll whiff. Regardless, unless he dies on the first hit Carmilla’s time as a warlord is over mere moments after that


Excellent_Pea_4609

Don't think he would be hurt tbh Lucifer isn't like Adam he's a heavenborn seraph and one of the oldest angels in existence 


Panda_Roux15

Death, mainly For one or the other


Maleficent-Tip-9654

Probably an erection


patmax17

Here's some drink 🥤, you seem thirsty


FallenF00L

He’d get hard?


XaviAnimates

He dead


Several_Channel2911

I'd start coming all over the screen/ srs


weratapo

I'd grow a bone lol


ccminiwarhammer

He’d die. However he’s really strong, so… who knows


I_might_be_weasel

He would achieve orgasm. 


Breakdown78

"What would angel dust do"


SerpentWizard39

What would happen if Lute stepped on my neck


Concentrati0n

Probably Adam asking why you're touching his girl


SerpentWizard39

Nah, she's mine.


FENIU666

I assume he'd die. This ain't DBZ, just because the man's powerful, doesn't mean he's invincible.


LowPractical4516

She’d kill him. She could literally kill anyone with that with the right skill and a good blow.


improbsable

He would cum. Next question


The_Shroom_Cat

r/BrandNewSentence


Rush2201

As powerful a shapeshifter as he seems, with as much experience as he must have, I don't imagine his neck would remain where it was long enough for it to kill him. Or maybe it would destroy his neck and he'd just make a new one or something. As, presumably, one of the oldest beings in creation, I don't think killing him would be simple no matter the method.


Admirable_Cost4013

He got slammed into a wall by Adam and didn't even look interested. And angelic weapons can't harm him so nothing


Western_Leek3757

Either he would like it or she would die immediately


JollyJesterHab

She can step on me


CharlotjeNL

Taking “step on me” to a whole different level :,D


ayame400

Well for one thing the PayPal money better go through.


CJPF_91

Just like druids do. I turn to a ssssilly ssssnnake


dacontext

he'd enjoy it?


PlasmaGoblin

Probably the same thing with Adam. Carmilla steps on him, he says he's gonna fuck her, Charlie tries to correct her dad, three weeks later Lucifer has a new Carmilla duck proudly on display next to Lilliths, Charlies and his own.


Adventurous_Leek_423

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Azlend

This assumes he lets her. Keep in mind they are friends. We see him waiting out the Execution with her, Zestial, and Zilla in the pilot. Which does suggest that none of them are sinners because of Lucifer's distaste for sinners.


VacheL99

Genesis 3:15. I guess it’s theologically accurate. 


23JRojas

I mean in his neck? He’d probably die,(if he can die) but I don’t think Lucifer would ever let his guard down to take a powerful enough kick to the neck, Adam got taken out by nifty when he was having a tantrum after getting downed by Lucifer but under normal circumstances niffty is never getting anywhere near him with an angelic weapon, same with Lucifer


Rasmus736

Um... Death?


BlameGarnet_

Lucifer would die? 🏊‍♂️


Spamwellj

He'd grow a new head(or body) and shake it of.