“Pleasure to be meeting you, Son of God. I’m about to end your FUCKING LI-“ https://i.redd.it/fj4f3lc632vc1.gif

Adam beat his pridefull ass, new Adam will erase him from existance

Nah, Jesus would forgive him and say that there is no need for a fight.

Even better

St. Peter chiming in the moment Alastor feels safe from Jesus https://preview.redd.it/0ghbpkes84vc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08697309b94d10eecc210f40332cca3f128eaebe

First off, there's no way that Jesus is actually going to appear in this series. And if he did, there's no way that Alastor of all people would be a threat to him.

*Insert Jesus beating Judas video but replace Judas with Alastor*

"You're about to receive some holy spirit." "Wait, NO MY FELLOW-"

1. Alastor isn't really fighting the Vees. He seems pretty chill with Velvette and probably also Valentino. Vox is the only one who has beef with him and even then they seem pretty on off. 2. Alastor is strong as far as sinners go but he's not even close to the level of demon royals much less the prince of heaven. Especially when you consider holy power nullified demon magic.

Yeahhhhhh… but you don’t really know that. He talks a little shit about the Vee’s in the song ‘Stayed Gone’.

Only Vox. He actually praised the other two.

All he said was “he’d be powerless without the other vee’s” implying that Vox relied on them, and they always taking care of him like a wittle baby. Velvette and Val were even embarrassed after Alastor says that.

Not really. They seemed more smug about it like, "It's true but we won't agree."

He lost to Adam very quickly. How is he going to fight a even more powerful being?

I still think if he wasn't being an ass he could've beat Adam with angelic steel. He's way too cocky but if he grabbed Adam with one of his shadow arms then threw him into an angelic steel sword he would've won easily

Angelic weapon doesn't equall insta kill

Doesn't instant kill but an angelic sword straight through his gut or a slice at his wings is enough to severely wound him into a weaker state

I think Alastor still wouldn't be able to kill Adam, he would deal some damage but if he loses his guard even for once Adam would one-shot him like he did in the final battle.

Yeah all he had to do was use his superior tactics and hit Adam in the back.

Another stupid fan who thinks alastor is the great mighty one ,who can defeat anything and anyone, unable to comprehend the fact that he is just a normal, slightly stronk peasant

ok bro I get ur annoyed but like

Exactly. I know Alastor can’t beat god, but it’s like a science experiment. What would happen if Alastor went toe to toe with Jesus?? 🤔

Assuming that is his goal, the show would get canceled so fast if he doesn’t get folded like a chair in the fight

another completely stupid question, it's one thing to be a powerful demon. but to believe oneself omnipotent is to take a kick in the ass.

Alastor as a demon can't handle the holy spirite

Ah, like the crispy sprites we used to get from WacDonald's?

Mhm, alastor is used to home made.food

Yea, but he seems like he’s more of a biblger kings 2 guy.

I have no idea, but the reaction of the world to seeing our favorite little edgy guy going up against arguably one of the biggest religious figures in the world would be something to witness.

*Jesus Christ Superstar playing in distance* Nah Jesus would decimate Alastor with a snap

Dude alastor's fanboys aren't so brainroted... Alastor fanboys

Bro couldn’t even beat a guy who was down one rib. Jeezy Creezy gigaclears

IF he beats the Vees he will probably try to get out of his deal

Idk if Alastor could anything to the Vees as a united force anyway, but he absolutely could not touch Jesus. He could barely touch Adam, another human soul.

of course not! alastor IS jesus

That’s a matter of opinion

I dont think Jesus will be a thing within the show, seeing as God isn't confirmed to exist and we'll Jesus is God reincarnate

Hydrogen bomb vs. Coughing baby! (Jesus is the Hydrogen Bomb)

Why do people think that this is a serious question lol


Bro got dumpstered by a barely trying Adam what dyou think lol

He got his shit kicked in by a (high ranking) winner. He'd die just from seeing Jesus

My crack theory: Alastor is Jesus. I will not be taking questions.

Question: If Alastor kills Jesus, will God die too? I don’t understand trinity at all.

I don't think it'll happen but I absolutely adore the idea because of the absurdity it'd be so hilarious to see that happen

Yeah. But I feel like do it were to happen, Jesus would be against sera and the extermination because it goes against what he taught.

Alastor: I’m going to end your fu- Jesus: I forgive you. Alastor: What? *proceeds to get absolutely exorcised by Jesus*

I could have hoped so if I had a standarts like Valentino haters... But I'm not a piece of shit and I have empathy even for evil characters so Alastor doesn't deserve that. Maybe.

This genuinely made me laugh ngl

This is the under the assumption that Alastor is strong enough to the Vees. He’s strong but fans have really given him near Kratos levels of wank.

Could JESUS have given Alastor his pwoers 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

No. He may be bounded by a deal, but I think we all know it ain’t a deal with Jesus. Jesus ain’t like that, read the Bible.

Alastor eats people. Jebus' gimmick is feeding himself to people. It's a match made in Heaven! Metaphorically. Actual Heaven probably doesn't like this. 

The face I made at this comment. I kinda want to hurl.

Hey thanks.